Chapter 101 Sister, don’t worry, I’ll do it myself
Liu Mang's original intention was to slander the cheap daddy. After all, he failed to complete his life after traveling through time, which made him very depressed.
Looking at the results now, Zhao Yun, Chen Dao and others obviously regard the word "scumbag" as a compliment.
After all, if you lick a dog and lead a dog, what kind of good thing can a dog be?
It goes well with that thief Cao!
Is a handsome man like Yun Chang something that you, the traitor Cao, can get your hands on?
Bah!
"Military advisor! Why don't we eavesdrop here?"
Guan Ping was about to join, but found that Zhuge Liang was secretly listening to the so-called "Three Nos for Scumbags" remarks.
"Frankly! You are also going to get married and have children. It's always good to listen more! Come on, come on, listen with me!"
"Well... well then! What the military advisor said is right after all."
Guan Ping was puzzled. With his relationship with Liu Mang, he still needed to eavesdrop?
How good would it be to participate in the discussion directly and openly?
Military advisor, you are the master of the young master. The relationship between master and apprentice is like that of father and son, and there is no need to avoid suspicion.
"You know nothing! This scumbag will only use his seemingly simple sincerity in exchange for your sympathy!"
"Uncle Zhao, Uncle Chen! Look at how many years you have been fighting, at most you can get my dad to knit straw sandals for you!"
"Look at my second uncle again. He took a trip to Cao Ying. There are beautiful cars, BMWs, beauties and beauties everywhere!"
"Believe me, Cao Cao is more suitable for development!"
After hearing this, Zhao Yun said with emotion: "What trouble does a man have without a wife? Faced with such temptation, Yun Chang cannot waver at all. How can we abandon our lord?"
"In Zilong's heart, the money from a famous horse is not worth the lord's pair of straw sandals!"
"Sir, one day, Yun also hopes to wear the straw sandals you knitted!"
Liu Mang's head is as big as a bucket, and together with his family, the old Liu family has become a professional in weaving straw sandals!
"Master, don't forget to knit a pair for me when the time comes!"
Chen Dao spoke decisively, but Deng Ai and Huangshan were unwilling to be seconded, leaving Liu Mang speechless.
"You guys... I'll ask my dad how to weave straw sandals one day!"
"I'll wait, thank you sir!"
Guan Ping, who was eavesdropping on the side, sighed repeatedly. He also wanted straw sandals knitted by Liu Mang himself.
"Sir, don't you want to?"
"Ha! Liang and Young Master are masters and apprentices. Isn't it easy to get straw sandals?"
"Sir, can you get a pair for Tanzhi?"
"Easy as a piece of cake! Frankly, don't tell anyone what happened today!"
Liu Mang on the other side continued to talk about the scumbag theory.
"A girl's mind is like a very curious cat."
"The more you take the initiative to kiss someone, the more they will stay away."
"Ruoyingruoli will actually interest them!"
"Do you understand?"
The four bachelors listened carefully to another bachelor's bragging and were very happy.
"I didn't expect that there would be such a battle of wits and courage between men and women. It's comparable to the art of war!"
Chen Dao said with emotion: "Zilong, you and I are nearly forty years old, and it's time to get married!"
Zhao Yun's face turned red, wondering if he was missing a girl from Changshan County.
"Uncle Zhao's good match, I remember..."
Liu Mang saw that Zhao Yun, who urged him to practice his spear every day, was still a bachelor. Now he saw it and was worried in his heart.
Maybe after having a family, Zhao Yun won't be so strict with himself!
"Uncle! The Han Dynasty has not yet flourished, so why should we call it home?"
"Uncle Zhao, I'm going to criticize you!"
Liu Mang said bluntly: "You are highly skilled in martial arts, wouldn't the children you give birth to be even stronger? They can continue to serve my father in the future!"
After hearing this, Zhao Yun suddenly realized: "That's right! If Zilong can give birth to children, they can also serve the young master!"
"Uncle, tomorrow you and I will go find the one you love, give birth to an heir as soon as possible, and serve the young master!"
The two hit it off immediately, making Deng Ai and Huang Shan envious.
Guan Ping, who was eavesdropping on the side, nodded repeatedly.
Zhuge Liang made up his mind to discuss the great harmony of life with his wife Huang Yueying after this period of time is over, so as to give birth to an heir as soon as possible!
While the bachelors were chatting, Ziyun and Qingluo came to visit Liu Mang.
"Ahem! Young Master has to get down to business, let's all step aside!"
Zhao Yun waved his hand and everyone ended the discussion among the bachelors.
Even though everyone was still unsatisfied, they did not want to disturb the contact between Liu Mang and Sun Shangxiang.
"General Zhao, my little girl has heard of Zhao Zilong's reputation in Changshan when she was in Jiangdong."
"Girl, you're welcome."
Zhao Yun clasped his fists and then led the people away.
Liu Mang vaguely heard Chen Dao praising: "Zilong, you are applying what you have learned! This is the non-initiative of the three moves of a scumbag!"
Zi Yun heard the clouds and mist swirling around the mountains and said with a smile: "My princess wants to invite the young master to go to the room to have a talk. I wonder if the young master can give me a favor?"
Qingluo's sleeves trembled slightly and she held the dagger tightly in her hand. As long as Liu Mang dared to say no, she would take action directly.
This trip has already revealed the reality of Liu Bei's army. If Liu Mang can be brought back to Jiangdong, the Sun-Liu Alliance will use the Sun family to take the initiative, regardless of whether the princess is married or not.
"Okay! Sister Ziyun, don't worry, and the sister in Qingyi next to you doesn't need to worry, I'll just go with you."
Liu Mang had already seen the clues in Qingluo Xiu. If the other party had murderous intentions, it would be the best thing for him.
"Sir, please!"
Ziyun led the way, and Qingluo followed behind.
"My princess usually likes to wield swords and guns. I wonder if the young master is like ordinary men, worried and scared?"
Zi Yun smiled brightly, her slender waist swaying with her plump buttocks, making people look sideways.
"In addition to dancing with the knife, I wonder if the princess also likes playing with the stick?"
Liu Mang said casually: "I think these sisters are the princess's personal maids, and they have extraordinary martial arts skills."
Qingluo snorted: "That's natural. If we hadn't had you wearing armor yesterday, Cao Bing wouldn't be our opponent!"
"Speaking of stick skills, Sister Ziyun's stick skills are the most amazing!"
Oh~
Liu Mang was thoughtful, Zi Yun was the oldest, no wonder he was the best at playing sticks!
Zi Yun only felt that there was something in Liu Mang's words, so she couldn't help but blush and changed the topic.
"I wonder, sir, what do you like to do in your daily life?"
"Let's do negative distance exercise! It's a pity that we haven't found the right person yet!"
"Oh? What does this mean?"
"Sister Ziyun, let's chat together when you have time!"
Zi Yun didn't know why, he just felt that the young master's words were so unreasonable and unreasonable that it was difficult for people to continue.
Fortunately, she had already been trained by the two Mrs. Qiao and was used to treating others, so she would not embarrass both parties.
When I arrived at Sun Shangxiang's residence, I saw a girl dripping with sweat, dancing with a spear, and her momentum was not inferior to that of the man.
"This is the overlord spear of the princess' late brother."
Zi Yun smiled and said: "The princess practices every day to mourn her deceased brother."
Liu Mang nodded, "I wonder if sister Ziyun is willing to get a stick for me?"
this?
"If you want anything, Master, Ziyun will never refuse!"
"If you have the ability, call Qingluo and we will make you admit defeat!"