Liu Mang ordered: "Third Uncle, to be honest, eating at the same table and sleeping with you is simply a kind of torture!"
Rebellious son!
Zhang Fei was furious and said aggrievedly: "My eldest nephew! When we eat at the same table, we are imitating your second uncle! As for sleeping together, we are imitating your father!"
"Why did they use it and win the love of the soldiers, but I used it and was criticized so much?"
Liu Mang shook his head secretly and said helplessly: "Second uncle, he eats whatever others eat, sharing the joys and sorrows with the soldiers!"
"Third uncle, you're lucky. There were only a few pieces of meat in total, and you ate them all!"
"As for my father, most people can't learn from him! A few days ago, he wanted to sleep with Lu Boyan, but luckily I declined!"
Ahem!
Cao Wei loves his wife, Soochow loves Lolita, and Shu Han are all gay!
Wasn't this trend brought up by Liu Bei?
Liu Mang decided to eliminate the problem fundamentally and never give Liu Bei any chance to "sleep" with his own people!
"Eldest nephew, I have arrived at the school grounds. How do you want me to get along with the soldiers?"
"Pay the troops!"
"Just let the quartermaster distribute it, why should I do it?"
Liu Mang sighed again: "Uncle Third, if you want to learn, just do as I say! Or, I'll go find Xingcai and Yinping!"
Zhang Fei was obviously a little anxious, "My eldest nephew! I'm learning from you! You're close to Xingcai and Yin screen, and it won't be long before this is the case, hehe!"
According to Liu Mang's request, Zhang Fei roared with thunder: "Young men! Come here to collect the army's pay!"
The soldiers were originally crying, but after hearing this, they all smiled knowingly.
After seeing the quartermaster, many soldiers looked sad again.
"I'll stand here and pay them personally!"
Zhang Fei's voice came again. The loud voice that was originally comparable to noise is now so pleasant!
Following Liu Mang's instructions, Zhang Fei felt like a wooden stake.
Standing next to the quartermaster, waiting for the latter to read out the soldiers' pay, and then pay it out personally.
"My eldest nephew, what happened! I have become a wooden stake!"
"If you have such a leisurely mind, why not have a drink, or give some advice to Fan Jiang and Zhang Da on the martial arts of these idiots!"
Zhang Fei saw a soldier and timidly came to him, then bowed and saluted: "Young man... thank you General Zhang!"
Zhang Feibao was confused and confused. He thought he had done nothing. How could this soldier say thank you?
"I...it doesn't matter!"
"General Zhang, today we know that the general loves his soldiers as much as his sons!"
"Hehe... I should!"
"General Gaoyi, please accept my respects!"
"This...what are you doing?"
Zhang Fei couldn't help but scratch his head as the soldiers rushed to thank him, feeling a little at a loss.
Then he looked at Liu Mang and saw that his eldest nephew was yawning profusely.
"Young people can't sleep too late! From now on, my eldest nephew will still have to sleep with me!"
The soldiers kept coming over to express their thanks, and Zhang Fei shouted: "Young men! This is what your third master should do!"
Zhang Fei didn't know how serious it was, but he could see the grateful eyes of the soldiers!
Liu Mang rubbed his eyes. It would be best to find a step trainer today, enjoy his massage, and then lie on the trainer's legs to show off his skills.
"My eldest nephew! What the hell is your idea? I will be a stake next to the quartermaster, and they will be grateful to me!"
"Third uncle, you have never been a top soldier, not to mention that your salary is paid by my father personally."
Liu Mang felt a little sleepy and said with a smile: "My father, although he abandoned his wife and children, is a scumbag! But he doesn't have anything to say about his treatment of his brothers and subordinates!"
"He will not deduct your salary, which does not mean that the quartermaster below will deduct the salary of ordinary soldiers!"
"Third Uncle, you stand next to the quartermaster. They are afraid of Third Uncle, so they have to pay the military pay truthfully."
I see!
Zhang Fei suddenly realized that it was no wonder those soldiers were so grateful to him.
If the wages of soldiers are deducted from their superiors, how can ordinary soldiers have combat effectiveness?
"His grandma's!"
Zhang Fei yelled: "Let me know who deducted the brothers' food and salary, and I will beat him to death!"
Stop, stop, stop!
Liu Mang glared, and Zhang Fei immediately put away his temper.
Now in the army, apart from the eldest brother and the second brother, Zhuge Wuchong, Pang Xiaoji and Xu Wangba, only Liu Mang can convince him.
"Third uncle? Did I teach you in vain?"
"Hehe! My eldest nephew, I won't do anything. If you tell me to do it, I will do it!"
"That's pretty much it!"
"My eldest nephew! Are you the third uncle, or am I the third uncle? Why are you scolding me?"
Seeing Zhang Fei blowing his beard and staring, Liu Mang smiled and said: "Then third uncle doesn't want to learn anymore? Go and play with Yinping and Xingcai!"
Don't, don't, don't!
Seeing that the tricks taught by Liu Mang were effective, Zhang Fei couldn't help but flatter him: "Who among us, uncle and nephew, will follow whom? My eldest nephew, tell me what to do next?"
Liu Mang said calmly: "Third uncle, use your strengths in the next two!"
Specialty?
Zhang Fei was a little confused. In addition to being able to fight, he could also eat and drink!
"drink wine!"
Liu Mang smiled and said: "You will prepare a banquet for the officers' salaries in a while, and then distribute them to them personally!"
"By the way, you can do whatever you want to do to Xiahou Lan and Wei Yan on weekdays. Don't be polite!"
Zhang Fei was overjoyed. It turned out that it was so easy to win over the army!
As for accompanying others to dinner like the second brother, or selling sex like the eldest brother?
I, Lao Zhang, act as a wooden stake. With a little drink, I can make everyone willing to serve!
"Okay! Just listen to my eldest nephew!"
Zhang Fei specially arranged a banquet that night, and all his subordinates attended, including Fan Jiang and Zhang Da who had just been humiliated in the school grounds yesterday.
"Take it! This is your salary! I have never stolen a penny!"
General...
The generals were moved. If they were quartermasters, they would have to withhold some money. Many middle-level officers suffered a loss.
"Come! Have a drink today!"
Zhang Fei raised his glass and said: "Fan Jiang! Zhang Da! I usually call you idiots, but I want you to improve your martial arts and follow me to revive the Han Dynasty!"
Fan Jiang originally had complaints in his heart, but after receiving his salary, his resentment disappeared. Now that he heard that Zhang Fei had high hopes for him, he shed tears of gratitude!
"General...I wrongly blamed you before!"
"Cry your ass! Just do it like a bitch!"
"General, please!"
Zhang Fei drank it all in one gulp, then smiled at Zhang Da and said: "You have made progress in marksmanship in recent days, so you can't slack off!"
Zhang Da drank all the wine in the cup and said with emotion: "Today we know that the general is doing it for our good! From now on, the general may beat and scold him, but if I have one complaint, I will be like a turtle bastard!"
Zhang Fei was a little confused. These two people suddenly asked him to beat them?
Could it be that this is the pua that the eldest nephew was talking about some time ago?
"Okay! You are all brothers, drink as much as you want today, Lao Zhang is here to treat you!"
"Thank you, general. We are willing to follow the general to revive the Han Dynasty, and we will be completely ruined!"