"Xiao Chenzi, what are you doing standing there in a daze? Let's go quickly!"
Fang Chen was stunned and looked at the red-robed eunuch in front of him with a somewhat confused look and a fair complexion.
"Who are you?"
"What are you doing? Hurry up, I've delayed His Majesty's bathing. Not to mention you, a slave, even I, the father-in-law, can't afford to suffer!"
The red-robed eunuch scolded angrily, stretched out his hand and pushed, and then Fang Chen realized that he was holding a towel and other items in his hand.
Just as Fang Chen was about to say something, his heart skipped a beat, could he have traveled through time?
It hurts a little, but it doesn’t seem like a dream!
Your sister!
Quietly, he reached out and pinched himself, and was shocked to realize that it was not a dream! Fang Chen was so angry that he almost cursed!
I turned out to be a eunuch!
Fang Chen was about to cry but had no tears. He was urged to move forward by the red-robed eunuch, and he kept calling in his heart.
A palace appeared ahead, but there were no palace maids or eunuchs around. When Fang Chen was still anxious about where his golden finger had gone, his thoughts were interrupted by the arrival of the red-robed eunuch.
Looking at Fang Chen who was a little uneasy, the red-robed eunuch showed a playful smile and patted him on the shoulder.
"Xiao Chenzi, serving His Majesty is something that no one can ask for! You have to behave well. If you don't keep the dragon's heart happy, you will become a chicken and a dog and ascend to heaven. Go in!"
Pushed by the red-robed eunuch, Fang Chen took a few steps forward. He turned around and was about to say something, but found that the old guy was gone.
Looking at the three characters "Qianqing Palace" on the palace plaque in front of him, Fang Chen could neither advance nor retreat.
After struggling for a long time, my heart skipped a beat, no matter what, just die!
According to Fang Chen's thoughts, emperors are usually old, weird uncles, and they have to wait for such people to take baths.
He was really disgusting, but he couldn't care less about it just to survive.
He walked cautiously toward the sound of splashing water coming from the palace. The rising mist made it difficult for him to see the people in the bathhouse in front of him. He waved his hand to sweep away the mist in front of him.
When he came to the pool, Fang Chen put down the towel in his hand and shouted: "Your Majesty, I'm here to help you take a bath!"
The sound of playing in the water suddenly stopped, and the slightly blurred figure in the mist did not respond.
Fang Chen thought to himself, the old guy is quite aloof!
Fang Chen has never done anything like waiting for people to take a bath, but he has been to a bathhouse.
Holding back his nausea, he stretched out his hands and put them on the shoulders of the hazy figure.
Fang Chen was stunned for a moment, and then sighed, he is worthy of being an emperor, his skin is well maintained, like that of a teenage girl.
Following the words of the bathhouse worker in his previous life, Fang Chen said: "Your Majesty, don't be nervous, just relax. I'll massage your shoulders first, and then I'll give you a bath later."
"I'll make sure you feel refreshed after rubbing it. When you're done, let the palace maid do it for you. It will definitely make you feel refreshed from head to toe. Why is there not even a piece of soap in this place?"
"Your Majesty, your pectoralis major muscles are really impressive! They're just not strong enough!"
Just when Fang Chen was immersed in the bathing work and marveled at the emperor's good figure, and subconsciously squeezed it, there was an explosion in his ears.
"Dog slave, do you want to die?"
This sound????
Fang Chen was startled, and the figure in the bathtub immediately turned around, revealing a face that was as charming as a country.
The delicate face was rosy due to the temperature of the water, and the willow eyebrows were raised up, and a pair of phoenix eyes flashed with cold light.
The originally beautiful face looked a little distorted now, and the proud waves were half looming in the water.
Fang Chen's eyes widened and his mouth opened into an O shape: "So big!"
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, he flew out like a cannon and hit the pillar with a roar.
Everything happened so fast that Fang Chen forgot about the pain and stared blankly ahead.
I saw the beauty in the pool holding up the dragon robe on the side with her jade hands, putting it on, tying her belt in the pool, and walked out step by step.
The dragon robe was soaked in water, and as she walked, her white and slender jade legs were looming, and her white jade feet were barefooted on the carpet.
Every step carries strong killing intent!
Isn’t this a fucking woman?
Fang Chen was confused. He wasn't here to help the emperor take a bath? Why did he become a woman?
Could it be that the old eunuch deliberately tricked him!
Why is this woman wearing a dragon robe?
Fang Chen was confused, but then he suddenly lowered his head and looked at his crotch in disbelief.
etc!
I am not a eunuch!
I didn’t cut myself! I’m still a man!
Fang Chen was overjoyed. He had suddenly traveled through time without a system, so he was so confused that he neglected his own body.
Now, let him be ecstatic!
But the surprise only lasted for a moment, not only Fang Chen withered.
"Dog slave! Who sent you here!"
Luo Ningxin's eyes almost burst into flames as she stared at Fang Chen, whose face was filled with sorrow and joy. Even though he was a eunuch, the other person had just underestimated her!
It’s really hard to calm down the anger in my heart without killing!
Fang Chen came back to his senses at this moment and began to recall quickly, shouting out his injustice: "Your Majesty, please forgive me, it was Eunuch Zhao, the eunuch in charge of internal affairs, who asked me to come!"
"Zhao Xin!" Luo Ningxin's silver teeth almost shattered her, what a dog slave, you are one of theirs too!
At this moment, a palace maid suddenly walked in outside the palace. When she saw the furious Luo Ningxin and Fang Chen sitting on the ground, she was immediately shocked. She threw away the rose petal bath essence in her hand and hurried forward.
"Your Majesty! Are you okay?"
Luo Ningxin looked up: "Qingluan, you're here, I'm fine."
Fang Chen glanced subconsciously and saw that she was a pretty palace maid.
Qingluan said hurriedly: "Who is your majesty's dog slave?"
"The people they sent here want to test my authenticity."
Qingluan was furious: "Dog slave! I'll kill you!"
After saying that, he took out a soft sword hidden in his waist and struck directly at Fang Chen.
Fang Chen was so frightened that his soul almost flew away. He rolled around and shouted: "Your Majesty, spare your life! Your Majesty, spare your life! If you kill me, won't you officially fulfill the dead eunuch's wish?"
"If I die, they will definitely think that you are indeed a girl!"
"Qingluan stop!"
Luo Ningxin was suddenly startled, and with a clang, the soft sword was thrust straight into Fang Chen's crotch.
The palace maid Qingluan, who heard His Majesty's call, quickly deflected the sword, and the sharp and soft sword passed along the left side of Fang Chen's "Hope" and pierced his pants!