Empress Luo Ningxin only had this feeling at the moment!
So many ministers were actually frightened by Wei Qingyi! It's really embarrassing to pretend to be fainted and dead!
All the ministers in the audience lowered their heads, for fear that His Majesty the Emperor would call their names.
Different from them are the generals.
The guys all looked arrogant, full of contempt and disdain.
Look! Look!
This is the character of these literati!
It's really embarrassing!
Hey, Your Majesty, don’t look at us! We are just rough guys who can only dance with guns and sticks, but we are not good at writing with pens!
Don't look at it! If you look at me, I am also Du Yu's friend!
Civil and military officials were silent.
Hu Yanzhuo laughed, but the laughter sounded a bit harsh to Luo Ning's heart.
"Your Majesty, it seems that no one in your country is a match for Mr. Wei, so the remaining Sui Gong will..."
Seeing Hu Yanzhuo's mocking expression, Her Majesty the Empress stamped her feet secretly in anger.
Fang Chen withdrew his attention at this moment and suddenly said: "Your Majesty."
"Um?"
Luo Ningxin suddenly turned her head and looked at Fang Chen in disbelief.
Lu Caihuang was also shocked, and what Fang Chen said a few days ago flashed through his mind.
"When you meet your empress, you will know what it means to look back and smile with all your beauty. The pink and white in the sixth palace have no color!"
Before, I only cared about being licked so much that I flew up, but now that I think about it, these two lines of poetry are rare and beautiful lines.
Is it this guy!
"I want to ask, how can I win this couplet fight?" Fang Chen asked.
Many civil servants looked at Fang Chen blankly. Is it possible that the eunuch is going to take action again?
Luo Ningxin said quickly: "In the battle of couplets, each other will fight against each other until one party cannot fight against each other."
"That's it." Fang Chen understood.
Hu Yanzhuo in the audience raised his eyebrows: "What? Could it be that father-in-law wants to challenge Mr. Wei?"
Luo Ningxin said coldly: "Fang Chen, do you dare to fight!"
Fang Chen had already thought about it, and smiled and said: "Your Majesty, I am willing to share your worries for Your Majesty!"
"Okay! I never thought that a eunuch could be better than the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty!"
Luo Ningxin slapped many ministers hard on the face. Normally they would have roared twice.
It’s just that I really don’t have that face right now.
Fang Chen walked down the dragon steps step by step. He was not a master of couplets, but he had already thought of a countermeasure in his mind.
That's why I asked Luo Ningxin how to calculate winning or losing in a couplet match.
When he thought about it, he couldn't even win against this pair.
But with the few eternal absolutes he knew, Wei Qingyi couldn't beat him.
At most it will be a tie!
Her Majesty the Empress was already very angry with the ministers just now. If she could have a draw, Her Majesty the Empress would not blame herself.
The few couplets I know have been verified over thousands of years. Even with the Internet, it would be difficult to come up with one or two standard answers.
Fang Chen didn't believe that Wei Qingyi could match up.
Unless your brain is a search engine!
Then I would like to call you the protagonist!
Seeing Fang Chen approaching, Hu Yanzhuo cheered up and said, "Eunuch Fang, today will not be as simple as yesterday."
"I won't lose." Fang Chen just responded calmly.
Many people looked sideways.
This eunuch is so arrogant!
Sure enough, after hearing what he said, the pair of Qingyi guards immediately laughed and said without giving Fang Chen a chance to prepare.
"Listen to my first couplet, protect the country and prosper it, the eunuchs' hard work is a joke!"
Fang Chen finally understood why the ministers were scared to death of this guy. Good guy, this grandson is so ready to hurt others!
Luo Ningxin looked at Fang Chen nervously, and Lu Caihuang also looked forward to it.
After pondering for a while, Fang Chen said: "The gangsters caused chaos and committed murder and arson."
Wei Qingyi's first couplet is not difficult, it is just damaging to others.
He, Fang Chen, is not an idiot, he has read a book.
"That's right!" cried a civil servant.
Wei Qingyi smiled jokingly: "You're quite capable. It's time for you to go out."
Fang Chen grinned: "Then I won't be polite. Listen carefully, my first couplet is Yansuo Pondliu!"
"The smoke locks the pond willow, it's simple for me..."
Fang Chen was shocked when he heard the word simple, you are really the protagonist!
As a result, Wei Qingyi seemed to be stuck in the next moment, his eyes popped up and he repeated: "Smoke locks the pond willow?!"
The others were stunned for a moment, and then looked shocked!
"this!"
"This is the first couplet!"
"Absolutely awesome!"
"Absolutely! This is absolute! What a beautiful artistic conception, the combination of movement and stillness, scenery and objects! The reality and reality are integrated! This is the right match!"
"More than that. The combination of these five characters actually combines the five elements. If you can't find a combination of characters that correspond to the five elements, it won't match at all!"
“That’s great!”
Wei Qingyi's eyes changed and he looked at Fang Chen in horror.
How could a eunuch produce such a terrifying couplet!
Listening to everyone's discussion, Fang Chen sneered in his heart, let's feel the richness of Chinese culture!
Her Majesty the Empress couldn't help but clenched her fists and looked nervously at Fang Chen and Wei Qingyi.
A full quarter of an hour passed, and Wei Qingyi, who was sweating on his forehead, gave up. He searched his guts but couldn't find a word to respond.
"You win this game! Listen to my first line."
Wei Qingyi did not dare to be careless anymore and did not mock eunuch Fang Chen's status with another couplet, "My first couplet is, the ground is full of red flowers and the ground is full of red flowers!"
Seeing that Fang Chen took the lead, Luo Ningxin shouted "Okay!"
Immediately, my eyes were filled with anticipation. Looking at that handsome face, I became more and more satisfied with it.
An official reminded aloud: "Eunuch Fang, this is a Hui Literary couplet created by Wei Qingyi. You can read it both left and right!"
Fang Chen smiled and nodded: "I thought you were so powerful, but didn't expect this? Listen carefully, my second line is that the sky is connected to the sky, the water is clear and the water is connected to the sky!"
Wei Qingyi's expression changed: "How is this possible!"
"That's it?" Fang Chen smiled.
It seems that I think too much of my opponent!
Wei Qingyi calmed down and said forcefully: "I haven't lost yet! I'm out of the league!"
How could he lose to a eunuch if he was facing a cross-intestinal attack? As long as he comes up with the rarest one next, he could tie!
If you start over, you will never lose!
He had a good idea, but it was a pity that Fang Chen would not give him a chance.
"Listen up, my first couplet is, lonely and cold, a widow with an empty window."
Wei Qingyi was stunned!
He had done a good job of psychological construction and was confidently waiting for Fang Chen to go out.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be another eternal absolute!
Lonely and cold, a widow with an empty window, all the words are in treasure hijab!
Wei Qingyi was trembling all over. One word after another floated through his mind, but he couldn't form a complete first couplet at all.
impossible!
There is no match in this world that can defeat you! You will definitely be able to match them!
If you lose! If you lose to an eunuch, your reputation will spread!
Everything was ruined! In a daze, Wei Qingyi had gone crazy.
The whole person seemed to be going a little crazy. Suddenly, Wei Qingyi's eyes widened and he watched Fang Chen collapse suddenly.
Everyone was startled, and an official with some knowledge of medical skills hurriedly stepped forward to investigate. Then his face changed drastically, and he looked at Fang Chen in shock.
"What's wrong with Wei Qingyi!" Luo Ningxin asked quickly.
The official took a few steps back and distanced himself from Fang Chen before saying, "Report to your majesty, Eunuch Fang, he killed Wei Qingyi!"