Chapter 12 A chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right
"Chuanzong, can you do this?" the eldest mother asked with concern.
Yi Chuanzong replied absentmindedly, "It's not bad, it's not bad, just give me more."
The aunt was snickering over there. Before going out, she went to the supply and marketing cooperative. This person seemed to have lost her soul.
A young man who is only twenty years old is as anxious to find a wife as a bachelor in his thirties.
The aunt looked down at the navy blue cloth in her hand, thinking about when she would be able to make a suit of clothes. The Jia family had a sewing machine that could be borrowed. After cutting the cloth, it should be ready in half a day.
Glancing at Yi Chuanzong's hand, the aunt said angrily, "You're so nervous! The chicken stole the cabbage!"
"Ah?" Yi Chuanzong woke up suddenly. He raised his left hand and saw a big rooster with its wings pinched, pecking at the cabbage leaves vigorously. The big red comb on its head was still shaking. After getting off the car for a while,
A small nest has been dug out.
Yi Chuanzong looked annoyed. He even bothered him to think about the triggering rules of the system. He dared to eat secretly before he died. Did he never have his throat locked? He was too gentle!
The gestures changed from pinching the wings to locking the throat in one go, and the big rooster even clucked twice, as if begging for mercy.
"Look at that fish!" the eldest mother said, rolling her eyes.
Yi Chuanzong was stunned and looked to his right hand. He saw a two-pound carp that was also shaking. The duck with snow-white feathers still had a piece of fish scale in its mouth. This was evidence of its crime.
There's going to be a rebellion! Arrangements for chokeholds!
Experiments have shown that people who are grabbed by the neck are not as honest as if they are grabbed by the wings. The chickens and ducks are flapping their wings, and the anthurium and chicken feet are kicking back and forth. It looks very lively.
The eldest mother was angry and found it funny that such an adult only knows how to play like a child.
"But they can't be together, right?"
Yi Chuanzong smiled awkwardly, and then said, "Aren't I just following the instructions in the song? Look, there is a chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and there is a big five-flowered flower hanging on the arm."
The eldest mother suddenly laughed angrily, "Are you still reasonable? Why haven't I heard this song?"
Yi Chuanzong looked startled and said nonchalantly, "I made it up myself. Does it sound easy to you, Auntie?"
The eldest mother rolled her eyes again and scolded, "Let them live in peace. They are about to enter the hospital. I have bought so many things today and they haven't finished them yet. Will the neighbors in the yard complain if they see them?"
After taking Yi Chuanzong out for a walk, the two of them became familiar with each other now, and Auntie now had a rough idea of his nature.
Although she was tall, she was not aggressive at all, and she was not that arrogant. She was just like a child, with a bit of playfulness. She couldn't help but want to talk a few words, and after saying that, she felt very happy and angry.
It went much smoother too.
Yi Chuanzong nodded seriously. A chicken cost one yuan. Fish was a little cheaper. This one cost 50 cents for two pounds. He was playing with the birds when he bought ducks.
A large piece of pork belly weighed more than two kilograms and cost one and a half yuan. The snow-white fat meat seemed to smell the aroma of oil at a glance. He had been chewing on the steamed buns for half a month and now he was craving for this!
Of course he is greedy, and so are the people in the yard. Today's food alone costs five yuan, and the living expenses for an adult are only eight yuan a month. He spent most of it on this meal, and there is no need to spend the rest of the day.
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It was because of his uncle's high salary and the fact that it was his nephew's first visit that he bought so many things extravagantly.
He was quite jealous to begin with. If he kept shouting loudly, he might be regarded as showing off, and gossip would be inevitable. Now that he was thrifty from top to bottom, he didn't want to get a bad reputation.
Thinking like this, Yi Chuanzong exerted force on his hand, and the chicken and duck in his hand suddenly tilted their necks and burped, making the aunt roll her eyes.
As soon as he entered the compound, it was no surprise that the third man who studied succulents was still bent over and looking at it, but his mind was not on the study, and he glanced towards the door of the compound from time to time.
When Yi Chuanzong walked in, the third uncle came up to him in a few steps and said enthusiastically, "Hey, his aunt is back? Chuanzong is different now that he has a haircut. He looks a lot more energetic."
Then he finally put his long-suffering eyes on Yi Chuanzong's hands and exclaimed, "Good guy, after buying so many things, the chickens, ducks, fish, and meat are all complete! Look, you can't even take them.
, come, let me help you get it."
As he said this, the third uncle bent down to get something.
Yi Chuanzong's eyelids couldn't help but twitch. Good guy, he is indeed the third uncle. Even a tall man like him can't deter the other party's desire to take advantage!
"Hello, third uncle!"
With a shout, Yi Chuanzong shook the big rooster and duck with broken necks, and the chicken and duck heads swayed feebly.
The third uncle paused for a moment, then said with some hindsight, "Ah, okay, okay, okay! Looking at your body and bones, I know you must be very strong, and your hands are also very strong. You were crushed to death before you even got home.
, but it doesn’t matter, I can bleed!”
Then Yi Chuanzong looked at the chicken and duck in his hands with some confusion in his eyes as they were dragged over.
This situation is not right!
Although he didn't use all his strength, he still let go of his voice and shouted. Now Yan Laoxi didn't react at all?
This shouldn't be the case!
Can you bear this? Are elementary school teachers so hard-boned?
There was a trace of helplessness in the aunt's eyes. She had lived in this yard for many years and her neighbors were very familiar with their personalities.
It's not a good idea to give people nicknames now, as that would ruin other people's reputations. If he wasn't really stingy to the extreme, Yan Bugui wouldn't be able to win the Iron Rooster Award.
"Third uncle, as the third uncle in this courtyard, my nephew just came here today. Your help will be indispensable in the future. Can we have dinner together later?"
The third uncle had a duck in his left hand and a chicken in his right hand. He kept weighing it in his hands, and the smile on his face never broke. He couldn't help but wipe the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand, but he didn't answer the aunt's words at all.
Yi Chuanzong and his aunt looked at each other, their eyes a little confused. Was it because they were shocked and deafened?
Just when Yi Chuanzong was about to turn sideways and look at his ears, the third uncle took two steps back and said, "Let's go? Why are you standing here? Go to eat, right? There's no need to lead the way. I know the place, so I'll go there first!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the central courtyard. Looking at his light steps, he looked like an old fox who had stolen a chicken.
The aunt asked confusedly, "Is Yan Laoxi deaf?"
Yi Chuanzong said with a strange look in his eyes, "That's not possible, it's because he blocked his ears!"
The aunt suddenly became angry and said, "Yan Laoxi, come on, let's go back and take a look, you just scared me!"
Yi Chuanzong also hurriedly followed him. He was 1.85 meters tall, weighed 180 kilograms, and had a strong body. Today, he was robbed by a weak elementary school teacher!
Defeating him where he is most proud is a humiliation to him!
Although he could understand the other person's desire to eat meat, just like he couldn't resist the temptation of meat buns as soon as he entered the city, this matter was absolutely unforgivable.
He remembered what happened today, and whenever he gets a chance in the future, he will definitely eat it back!
He was going to use the same method to give Yan Laoxi a heavy blow in the place where he was most proud, and at the same time, scratch some oil and water to make the other party feel heartbroken for a day!