"Dad, Mom, Ezi asked me to walk around here with her." Yi Chuanzong said.
Father Lou replied: "Okay, you go ahead and ask the third son to follow you. There are some things that are different here. You two are obviously outsiders, so don't cause any trouble."
"I think this is enough for Shi Yue and Shi Shao. They are really well-behaved brothers." Lou's mother was smiling and loved her two grandsons very much.
Yi Chuanzong said obediently: "Hey, look at what you said, you are their grandma, how dare you disobey me?"
"Okay, let's go out quickly. Yesterday I discovered that this place is very different from the one in Sijiucheng. Let's take a walk."
Lou Xiao'e looked impatient. She didn't know what she saw on the road, but she kept thinking about it. After saying that, she pulled Yi Chuanzong and walked out.
Yi Chuanzong quickly said to Lou's mother, "Mom, if they are hungry, please make some rice porridge."
Fortunately, the two children are not too young now and can eat some complementary foods even if they cannot breastfeed.
Lou's mother rolled her eyes, "Don't worry, I know more about children than you do!"
Yi Chuanzong nodded and was completely pulled out of the door, followed by his third uncle.
In fact, Father Lou's villa is not considered a prosperous area, after all, the area is not small. However, it is not too poor, and it is also a relatively prosperous place. At least some local things are available here.
Walked for more than ten minutes.
The two came to a medium-sized commercial street here. Lou Xiao'e held Yi Chuanzong's arm and looked around, feeling curious about everything.
Yi Chuanzong was also observing carefully. There were four- and five-story buildings on both sides. There were hanging billboards or signboards up and down, one every few meters. Looking into the distance, it seemed like there were countless signboards.
Together, it gives people a messy feeling.
It's not like there are only a few scattered breakfast shops in Sijiu City. There are stalls on both sides of the street selling everything. It's like a big market for the next twenty years.
There are signs on the top and stalls are set up below. At first glance, the street seems a bit narrow, but in fact it is very spacious when walking on it, and it is not difficult even for cars to pass.
"Hey, what are you looking at?" Lou Xiao'e asked after looking around.
Yi Chuanzong thought for a moment, and then replied: "I'm looking at people."
"Huh?" Lou Xiao'e subconsciously quickly scanned the people around her. She thought there would be beautiful women around, but now the stalls are all middle-aged men in their thirties and forties and some little kids running around.
child.
Lou Xiao'e knew that she had wronged him, so she followed his words and asked, "Are there any differences between people?"
"There are some characteristics." Yi Chuanzong scanned the faces of several people again and said, "Physically, they are all similar. The characteristics I am talking about are faces."
"Actually, you can tell at a glance that most of them have elongated eyes, and their upper eyelids are thicker, giving them a very strong shape."
"It may not be obvious to ordinary people, but you only need to look at a few aunts and you will be able to clearly understand this characteristic."
Lou Xiao'e also turned to look at the aunts, and soon she nodded in agreement, "What you said is true, their upper eyelids are indeed a bit thick, and that aunt's eyes look like they are swollen."
Naturally, she doesn't have the observation ability like Yi Chuanzong, nor the ability to hide, so it's just a matter of imagination. She stares at others without saying anything, and also evaluates others in person. How can the aunt be an easy person to deal with? She glared fiercely.
He came over and at the same time cursed without knowing what he was cursing.
Lou Xiao'e also knew at this time that she had done something wrong, and she shrank behind Yi Chuanzong with a guilty conscience.
Yi Chuanzong watched the whole process, but he didn't stop anything. He just followed Lou Xiao'e's line of sight and looked at it carefully for two seconds. He leaned down and slowly said: "The aunt you see is different. Her Her eyes are really swollen. She must have had a fight with someone the day before yesterday. Didn’t you notice that her left eye and right eye are not the same size?"
Lou Xiao'e's face froze, she was stared at and scolded, but in the end she guessed wrong?
Yi Chuanzong directly branched off
Topic: "If you ask me, the most distinctive thing is language. Can you understand what they say?"
Lou Xiao'e naturally shook her head, "I don't understand, how can you understand?"
"I don't understand either, but I can say a few words." Yi Chuanzong said proudly.
Lou Xiao'e naturally didn't believe it, "Then tell me and listen."
Yi Chuanzong said with a serious face: "You are mine, throw yourself on the street."
Around him, several locals who heard this looked at Yi Chuanzong with strange expressions.
Lou Xiao'e naturally didn't understand. She turned around and saw her third uncle holding back a smile, and her brows instantly wrinkled, "Third uncle, what did he mean?"
"Ahem."
The third uncle coughed twice and whispered: "You are my friend. Poor guy!"
Lou Xiao'e was fine with the first sentence, but when she heard the last two words, she froze. The next second she turned red, "Asshole, give me back the money I gave you before going out!"
Yi Chuanzong looked slightly embarrassed. It was really not good to directly call his wife a poor girl after he had just taken her money, but he didn't know much about it!
"Stop it, stop it, weren't you staring at a clothing store before? I'll take you to buy clothes."
Just because of these two words, the couple quarreled for half a street, and finally came to a relatively luxurious-looking store. In addition to the two-meter glass door in the center of the six-meter-wide door, there were also huge glass floor-to-ceiling windows on both sides.
Looking through the glass window, you can see a dazzling array of beautiful clothes all over the store. It can be said that it is a riot of purple and red. It doesn’t matter how it looks on, it just looks good just looking at it.
At this point, Lou Xiao'e's eyes began to shine, and she no longer had the intention to argue with Yi Chuanzong.
"Hello, welcome." A beautiful young lady came over. She was wearing white high heels, a floral dress, and a pure black decorative vest on her upper body. Not only did she show off her figure, but she also Even his temperament is highlighted. He is a qualified shopping guide.
When Lou Xiao'e stood next to her, she immediately looked like a girl from the countryside.
Naturally, Yi Chuanzong didn't understand this authentic dialect, so he treated him as a welcome.
He turned around and said, "Third uncle, it's up to you, these eight tones make my head hurt."
"Actually, it's okay once you get used to it." The third uncle shrugged, as if to say that there was nothing wrong with him.
Yi Chuanzong curled his lips, what he said was true, but did he really think he hadn't practiced it? Back then, he also wanted to practice Cantonese singing to seduce girls, but he didn't finish the last song, and his tongue didn't feel like his own anymore.
With a little bit of help from her third uncle, Lou Xiao'e was like a hard-working little bee, constantly wandering around in the pile of clothes.
And Yi Chuanzong used the most powerful secret when going shopping with a woman, find a place to sit down first! She will come over and ask after a while, it doesn’t matter if it looks good or not, saving energy is the most important!
After a while, Lou Xiao'e put on a black dress and walked over. The style was relatively slim, with a high collar covering her neck like a flower blooming, and no sleeves on the shoulders, highlighting a mature temperament.
"How do you like this one? Doesn't it look good?" Lou Xiao'e asked enthusiastically. In this season, this dress is a little thinner. If you want to wear it out, you have to add a sweater inside.
There were no mobile phones at this time, so Yi Chuanzong planned to answer seriously, "Do you want to hear the truth or lies?"
"Of course it's the truth!" Lou Xiao'e's eyes widened, but she seemed to feel that this would damage her image, so she smiled again and made the same pos as the shopping guide.
Yi Chuanzong looked at her from top to bottom, then stood up and walked over, stretched out his hand and poked her belly, "Don't keep holding your belly, you won't be able to hold on for long, let go and take a look again."
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Lou Xiao'e's face fell down and she was discouraged. Her waist, which seemed slim and fleshy at first, suddenly became round. When she lowered her head and looked down, she actually saw fleshy pleats on the side!
The clothes that were originally relatively slim-fitting have now become a bit bloated, not to mention the figure.
"I should have lost weight sooner!" Lou
Xiao'e felt a little remorseful and looked over with resentful eyes. The man said he would help her lose weight, but he just said that her weight of more than 130 kilograms was increasing day by day and she couldn't even wear good-looking clothes. In fact, she should have thought of it a long time ago.
Even the big coat I wore in Sijiu City this year is inappropriate this year.
Yi Chuanzong looked around with erratic eyes, "If you ask me, you should wear some loose-fitting clothes first. In fact, the style is not very important. The most important thing is that I think you lack a pair of high heels."
Upon hearing this, Lou Xiao'e inadvertently looked at the shopping guide next to her. She was originally 170cm tall, but after putting on a pair of high heels that were close to ten centimeters, she was almost 1.8m tall!
Lou Xiao'e, the chubby little girl she is now, really looks frustrated when standing in front of others.
Lou Xiao'e gritted her teeth and turned to look at the shoes angrily. Regardless of her current figure, she must buy these clothes!
Yi Chuanzong breathed a sigh of relief, this hurdle was over for the time being.
Now that the two children are almost one year old, he should also think about how to help this bitch lose weight and not really raise a big mom'e.
After a while, Lou Xiao'e came over again.
This time, she followed Yi Chuanzong's suggestion and chose a looser off-white long skirt.
Although it is also a skirt, it is not as slim as the previous one. There are bulges on the shoulders, similar to the round wreaths worn by British aristocrats. There is a brown belt around the waist, which is slightly more delicate. The most important thing is to tie the waist to look slim.
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"What about this one? How about this one?"
Yi Chuanzong looked at it again and nodded with satisfaction, "You turn around and I'll take another look."
Lou Xiao'e turned around obediently, and Yi Chuanzong nodded again with satisfaction.
As long as the body shape is not too exaggerated, this kind of clothes just depends on the style of the skirt, and it is very easy to cover up those incongruous areas.
"It's okay. It's a bit cute. But these shoes don't match well enough. You can choose another one."
Lou Xiao'e looked down and found that they really didn't match, so she didn't think much about it and walked over again to change a pair.
When women buy clothes, there is no time or quantity limit. What limits them is money.
Lou Xiao'e has completely let go now and visited more than ten stores in a row, buying skirts, shorts, shirts, dresses, bell bottoms, vests, and all kinds of shoes.
Yi Chuanzong felt a little numb after seeing it. After visiting so many places, is it really not dazzling?
He really didn't know and couldn't understand how this woman learned so many dressing combinations in such a short period of time.
Could it be that yesterday afternoon when he was discussing business with his father-in-law, these two women were discussing this right there?
It's really hard for her to remember. I'm afraid her IQ didn't soar to 180 when she was thinking about dressing.
Looking at Lou Xiao'e who once again entered a clothing store and started fighting, Yi Chuanzong suddenly felt a sense of exhaustion in his heart. He could still hold on physically, but he felt a little tired in his heart for no reason. It was strange!
"Uncle, would you like to have a cigarette?" Third uncle also followed Yi Chuanzong outside.
Now Lou Xiao'e is a mature shopaholic and can buy clothes independently. The third uncle saw the tired look on his face and took out a cigar as thick as a finger from his pocket.
"Cigar?" Yi Chuanzong took one look and became interested. He reached out and took it directly. He had not smoked a cigar since he came here. My father-in-law had been in retreat yesterday and had not given him the chance to stop smoking.
It's not that big, so naturally Mother Lou won't take out cigars to entertain her.
Seeing Yi Chuanzong take the cigarette and start to light it, the third uncle reminded him kindly: "Uncle, this cigar is different from a thin cigarette..."
Before he finished speaking, Yi Chuanzong had already pinched off the cigarette butt, lit it and blew out a puff of smoke, "I understand this thing, but it's just about the lungs. This cigar is quite strong, so I sucked it into my mouth.
It’s still a little numb.”
"You are really well-informed." The third uncle was speechless for a moment and could only praise.
"I didn't know it when I smoked this cigarette for the first time. I took a strong puff and coughed for two minutes before I recovered."
"It's a small thing." Yi Chuanzong waved his hand, and just as he was about to say something else, his eyes suddenly tightened because he noticed a few young men not far away who were behaving arrogantly.
There were six of them in total, and they walked with a swagger. The street was obviously not narrow, but six people walking side by side seemed very crowded.
People on the road hid when they saw them. A few young people had wanton smiles on their faces. Within two steps, they stopped in front of an uncle selling pears.
Six people surrounded the old man and the two loads of fruit tightly. The vendors in the nearby stalls could only smile mockingly and did not dare to come forward to speak, let alone leave.
They were not far apart, but the words they spoke were a bit fast, and Yi Chuanzong couldn't understand them at all. Within a few seconds, the six young men started fighting, and two of them kicked the bamboo basket.
Turning over, yellow and orange pears rolled all over the floor, and the remaining four people punched and kicked the middle-aged pear vendor, and everyone around them pretended not to notice.
Yi Chuanzong squinted his eyes and took a puff of his cigar, "Why is this young man so arrogant?"
He didn't even think about going up to fight against the injustice. It wasn't that he didn't have good intentions, but that he was still too weak and had no power to protect others.
He can help this middle-aged man for a moment, but after today, this middle-aged man is destined to be even worse.
The third uncle introduced in a low voice: "Nowadays, there are basically people like this in every street and every piece of land. If you tolerate it for a while, it will be over, and it can be reduced to a trivial matter. If you really dare to resist, these people will be mangy dogs that you can't get rid of.
, I don’t want to deal with these people either.”
Yi Chuanzong nodded slightly, "When I said this, I was reminded of a place that is different from the mainland. Although the conditions here are better, the people here don't seem to be as comfortable as on the mainland. Except for children and adults, they rarely smile.
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At this moment, one of the six young men who took action seemed to notice something. He raised his head and saw a tall and strong man.