He felt like his stomach was like a bottomless pit, and he could barely feel full until now.
The last time this happened, when I was taken to military training by school, I exercised too much and my appetite increased dramatically, but it was not as exaggerated then as it is now.
The familiar boss looked at the three empty plates in front of Liu Li and patted Liu Li on the shoulder sympathetically.
"Lost in love?"
Liu Li was speechless, shook his head and said: "How much is it? I'll scan the QR code."
The sky is blue and the sun is shining brightly.
Liu Li walked on the street, baring his teeth from time to time because of the pain all over his body.
"Now I finally understand why the beginning of the Unknown Taoist Sutra teaches people how to make cakes. Here and there are cakes, and that one is an energy bomb, used to restore physical strength after practicing boxing!"
"That yang number cake is equivalent to the athlete's food with extremely high energy density eaten by ancient people."
"But the book didn't say that my body will hurt so much after practicing. Is it because my posture is not standard enough? But it can't be standard. I don't have a teacher to teach me, so I rely on self-study."
Liu Li quickly made a plan for himself. Before facing the customer head-on, he must spend a lot of time practicing crossing the bridge and dividing the lamp to build the foundation. The boxing technique can be paused first to see if there is any harm.
In addition, some precautions need to be taken.
According to the plot flow of many stories about cultivating immortals, Liu Li felt that translators like him would probably be tricked and killed after the translation was no longer useful, so as to avoid leaking secrets. Considering this situation, on the one hand, he must be prepared to fight Be prepared to make it more difficult for the opponent to kill him and reduce the profit from killing him. On the other hand, you must be prepared to take revenge if you are killed.
Take the time to plan!
Liu Li made a phone call.
"Hey, Mom, how are you doing lately?"
"I'm not short of money. I'm not short of money. I just heard from my hometown..."
"I bought new clothes. I didn't fall in love. No, I did. I don't need someone to help me find a blind date. When I retire, just play mahjong and play more online. Playing mahjong offline is risky."
"I recently received a large translation order. A foreign friend asked me to translate a Taoist scripture. In order to ensure the quality of the translation, he specifically told the company that he wanted to come to my place to discuss it."
"I will definitely come back for the Chinese New Year this year. She may not be too embarrassed about having a girlfriend."
"She was born, how could she not be born yet? That's it, she died."
After hanging up the phone, the smile on Liu Li's face gradually distorted.
Worst case scenario, if the "foreign friend" kills him and he doesn't contact his parents for a long time, then when his parents notice and call the police, this must be key information.
When you go out, report that you are safe.
Still having to make a lot of preparations, Liu Li opened social media and spread the news in his circle of friends that he was about to receive foreign friends, intentionally or unintentionally.
Then Liu Li went to the stationery store in front of the elementary school and bought a diary. From today on, he decided to develop a good habit of writing a diary. The diary must be hidden in a hidden place so that it can be searched when the police come to search. get.
Returning to the rental house with the diary in hand, Liu Li muttered in a low voice, "Who is the serious person to write a diary?" At the same time, he posted a message in his personal space that was only visible to him, saying that he felt that the company allowed customers to contact him directly. Very strange and unreasonable.
Liu Li adhered to bottom-line thinking and completed a series of deployments.
"Then, it increases the difficulty for him to kill me and reduces his profit from killing me."
"Cultivation and improvement are part of it, but cultivation is a long-term thing, and the key is deterrence and deterrence..."
In short, it's a bluff!
Liu Li opened online shopping websites such as Qiaduoduo and began to buy some Taoist cultivation supplies that could be used to scare people.
"By the way, you can also buy some 'weapons'."
Liu Li believes that it is impossible for a so-called cultivator to really punch a tank or make a fifth-generation aircraft fall from the sky with just one stare. Then why are all the countries in the world still studying modern military weapons? Isn’t it better to just study and cultivate them?
Moreover, if a cultivator with such destructive power really emerges, with such a developed network now, it is impossible to hide such news.
Liu Li thinks that he is also an introductory cultivator. Apart from his sharp ears and eyesight, there is nothing supernatural about him. If the other party is not much stronger than him, weapons that are used against mortals will also be effective against him!
As soon as he thought of it, Liu Li immediately entered the weapon he wanted to buy in the search bar:
"Women's pepper spray."
"Uh, why not?"
Liu Li's mentality was shattered. This kind of self-defense weapon was not sold on the website, and he couldn't even find it in a search.
He searched and found that among other common self-defense weapons, only self-defense sticks and the like were for sale.
There is also a knife, but it is unsharpened.
He searched for a while and found a folding self-defense umbrella. According to the instructions, there was a swing stick hidden in the handle of the umbrella. It would be very painful to hit someone. When in danger, the umbrella itself can also be used as a shield to block the field of vision. The umbrella is very long. The pointed tip is very useful for poking people.
Umbrellas, unlike knives, are props that can be brought into use in most situations.
The store said that it also comes with a ten-hour basic self-defense tutorial video, which is very useful. Liu Li has not yet practiced the boxing techniques in the Taoist scriptures, so he just lacks practical moves.
Liu Li also bought a stab-proof suit. He originally wanted to buy a bullet-proof suit with bullet-proof inserts, but he felt that even practitioners in China should not be able to bring guns. A stab-proof suit that is resistant to cuts and stabs is enough. .
I also bought some useful talisman for exorcising ghosts and repelling curses to prevent "magic attacks", and Liu Li felt a little safer.
After placing the order and purchasing "weapons" and "armor", Liu Li was still thinking about the anti-wolf spray, and reluctantly searched for "homemade anti-wolf spray" online and found a method.
"Small peppercorns, onions, ginger..."
Liu Li stood up and went out again.
"Even if you are a cultivator, you will have to drink a pot of my carefully prepared chili pepper water!"
In the small kitchen of the rental house, Liu Li wore a mask, filtered the pepper, ginger and onion water with gauze, and put it into a clean spray bottle.
He tried spraying it, and even though it didn't spray on himself, the strong and pungent feeling still made Liu Li feel ecstatic.
Spray it on someone's face, and it will definitely have a blinding effect for dozens of seconds!
It's just that I didn't prepare enough spray bottles, so the rest just went to waste, which is a pity.
After putting away the "magic weapon" with satisfaction, Liu Li remembered something again and hurriedly searched for "Yang Shu Cake" on the Internet!
He really didn't want to experience the situation this morning again and again, the feeling of being starved to death as soon as he woke up. He wanted to see if there were any similar food on the Internet.
But Liu Li really couldn't think of any kind of pastry that could use ingredients similar to five-nut mooncakes piled together.
Don't tell me, it really does exist.
Liu Li looked at the picture of "cutting cake" and fell into deep thought.
Then placed the order.
He also bought a lot of high-calorie desserts, chocolates and the like, which would make him gain weight. Liu Li always liked sweets. When he was in college, he would always keep a box of pure dark chocolate in his dormitory as snacks. But later he deliberately controlled his body shape, so he Got rid of this habit.
I also bought two large bags of beef jerky. Just looking at the picture of the beef jerky made Liu Li salivate.
At this time, there was a knock on the door.
Liu Li suddenly became alert and almost exploded.
He cautiously approached the security door, closed his eyes, and focused on his hearing.
Boom, boom, boom.
The knock on the door was urgent.
"No, the client won't just fly over the next day for a surprise attack, right?"
Liu Li's mind was blank, he was not fully prepared yet.
Looking through the peephole, standing outside the door was a shy girl with a round face, wearing a white sweater, a pink scarf, and thick glasses.
She knocked on the door again.
Liu Li thought that the customer's online information was also female!
He hid the spray bottle behind his back, stretched out his hand and opened the door: "Who?"
Faced with the sudden vigilance, the girl outside the door widened her eyes.
"Sorry, I looked in the wrong place. Do you know where Guan Feihan lives?"
"Who are you……"
"I am Guan Feihan's girlfriend." She said: "He suddenly deleted my contact information and didn't answer my calls. I can't find him."
Liu Li breathed a sigh of relief first, then became vigilant again and asked: "I am Guan Feihan's friend. I heard that his girlfriend broke up with him."
"Ah?" The girl's eyes widened: "No, I just told him that I want to take the postgraduate entrance examination in this major."
"Okay, actually my tone was that way on purpose, but I wanted to celebrate his birthday tomorrow as it was his birthday tomorrow. I wanted to hold back my enthusiasm for a while, but I didn't expect him to..."
Liu Li looked at her speechlessly, speechless.
Is there such a thing?
Just do what you want, and kill your boyfriend, right?
"He has returned to his home. I can help you contact him on the train this morning." Liu Li said, "But there is no guarantee that it will be useful."
"Yes." The girl nodded heavily: "Thank you, thank you, by the way, what is that in your hand?"
Uh...Liu Li glanced at the spray bottle that was accidentally exposed and said, "Disinfectant spray, homemade with medicinal wine that I don't drink. I'll tell Guan Feihan about you right now."
Liu Li was about to take out his cell phone to contact him, but felt unfair, so he said, "Do you know what Guan Feihan said to me yesterday when he decided to leave?"
"He drank with me and said that you were her Bai Yueguang. His original goal in life was to live with you. He thought that you disliked him and was useless. He was very sad and sad. He drank a lot of wine and cleaned up. I spent the night bowing and then left."
The girl lowered her head: "I don't know..."
Liu Li was then satisfied, sent a message and closed the door.
With his extraordinary hearing, he heard the girl talking on the phone, and this time she finally got through.
Liu Li stopped paying attention to their couple's chat, put down the anti-wolf spray, and filled his mouth with chocolate bought from the supermarket as dog food.
He opened the chat object pinned to "Special Attention" and stared blankly at the empty chat window.
By some strange coincidence, Liu Li was typing and wanted to say "What are you doing?" but felt it was too abrupt and inappropriate, so he hesitated.
Finally, Liu Li typed:
"I just encountered something so outrageous that I laughed to death."