I am currently conducting scientific research and exchanges, and carrying out the activities of inheriting traditional Chinese medicine. Can everyone please give me some serious advice? Is it okay if academic issues do not involve superficial and technical matters?
"Ahem."
Qin Shiming glanced at Bruce Kelly, then pointed at Owen and said, "Owen, take a closer look and tell us what you see. Share it with all of us."
As he spoke, Qin Shiming took out a cigarette, lit it, and took a deep breath.
Qin Shiming is also thinking about which method is the best treatment. Of course, the best treatment method will never be used on Zhang Mingyuan. It would be great if he can agree to treat him. What else do you want!
"It's really a bit small..."
Owen was honest. He stepped forward to look at it carefully for a moment, and shook his head seriously. He obviously looked down on Zhang Mingyuan's ability, and was even curious about how he could get such a disease with such little ability.
Can this be used?
"..."
Zhang Mingyuan was so angry that he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, he would not be so insulting.
He is already lying in the hospital, and is very likely to be in a state where he will no longer be able to use it. Everyone is still laughing at themselves, what are they doing? This is more uncomfortable than slapping Zhang Mingyuan twice.
"I'm asking you to talk about the condition, not the patient, and I'm not asking you to evaluate the patient."
Qin Shiming emphasized with a straight face. He looked very angry, but in fact he was very happy. It was much more enjoyable than dealing with Zhang Mingyuan himself. Owen, the apprentice, knew how to ridicule.
"The erythema is broken, the infection continues to spread, and the condition has reached a high-incidence stage, so medication must be taken as soon as possible."
Owen simply said that he could not cure this disease in Eagle Country because it was impossible to cure and the treatment was very troublesome. He could only help the patient relieve his pain.
"And you?"
Qin Shiming turned his attention to Lin Zhengkun again.
"I do have a recipe, which was taught to me by an old Chinese medicine practitioner when I was studying medicine in my early years."
Lin Zhengkun is very decent. He has seen a lot of this disease and treated it a lot. Those with mild symptoms have a high chance of being cured. Those with severe symptoms also have many recurrences. But if you persist, you can still live like a normal person.
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But, I'm afraid I have to be a living eunuch. After all, which woman is willing to sleep with a man with physical problems?
"Tell me and listen."
"Boil the water with mugwort and use it for bathing. mugwort has the effect of sterilizing and detoxifying, and it has certain magical effects on surface bacterial infections, such as abscesses and rashes."
"The effect is not obvious, but if you stick to it for a long time, it will have miraculous effects."
"Then, I will prescribe two more traditional Chinese medicines to increase immunity. The effect will be better. It can treat both internal and external diseases. This is the best way I can think of."
After Lin Zhengkun finished speaking, he also looked at Qin Shiming, like a good student who had just handed in his paper and was waiting for the teacher to tell him.
"Hmm."
Qin Shiming nodded frequently, it made sense for Lin Zhengkun to be the dean.
The recipe is very simple, but the effect is undoubtedly the best.
"What about you, Xiangzi, what do you think?"
Turning his head, Qin Shiming looked at his most beautiful and obedient female apprentice, Han Xiangzi.
Han Xiangzi was embarrassed to stare at Zhang Mingyuan's lower body, blushing and shaking his head, "I'm sorry, master, I, I have never encountered such a case, I can't help it."
"Okay, then I will tell you two treatment options."
Qin Shiming does not blame Han Xiangzi, but rather appreciates Han Xiangzi's character and medical ethics. If you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't, you can't do it. This is not a shame, but a responsibility to the patient.
Although, Zhang Mingyuan is not a good patient.
If TCM practitioners have the attitude of Han Xiangzi, at least half of the curses on TCM doctors can be removed.
Hearing the sound, everyone looked at Qin Shiming, especially Zhang Mingyuan, who was even more excited. Even Owen couldn't help it. Qin Shiming actually had two ways to treat his disease!
Damn it, it’s so awesome!
"First, remove the wound. The source of all evil will be gone, and the pain will naturally disappear."
Qin Shiming looked at Zhang Mingyuan with playful eyes, "Are you willing to be an eunuch?"
"I don't want to!"
Zhang Mingyuan was full of enthusiasm, but was immediately doused by a basin of cold water.
Eunuch?
Fuck, why?
Putting aside the problem of not peeing, you can solve it by squatting on your own, but you can't touch women. This is more uncomfortable than killing yourself.
"Then the second method is based on Dean Lin's advice. I will prescribe two more bath medicines. At the same time, I will prepare an ointment for you. After each bath, wait for the skin to dry and apply it immediately. The effect will be
optimal."
Qin Shiming was not surprised by Zhang Mingyuan's choice and directly told him the second method.
"The condition for applying ointment is that you should apply it at least three times a day whenever you feel itchy or want to scratch it with your hands."
"Then, I will prescribe you two more oral doses of Chinese medicine, which will help you get better faster."
Qin Shiming thought about it and decided to take a three-pronged approach. He was not trying to help Zhang Mingyuan, but he just wanted to prove to everyone that diseases that can be treated by Western medicine can also be treated by Chinese medicine.
What Western medicine can’t do, Chinese medicine can do!
Of course, this is a live teaching course, so we cannot lose face in front of students.
"Thank you Dr. Qin, I..."
"Don't be in a hurry to thank me, I have something to say first."
Qin Shiming grinned in disgust, "If you take the medicine according to my requirements, I can guarantee that you will recover within a month. But if you continue to mess with the relationship between men and women, do not pay attention to personal hygiene, and even play tricks, such as entering something that you shouldn't,
Wherever you go, the disease will definitely recur and become more serious each time."
"..."
Zhang Mingyuan blushed. He understood. What is a place that shouldn't be entered? Isn't it the back door?
"Next time, I will never take action again. You have brought it upon yourself."
After speaking, Qin Shiming led the four students away and returned to Lin Zhengkun's office again.
"Actually, there is a third treatment option for his disease."
Taking the cigarette from Lin Zhengkun, Qin Shiming motioned for everyone to sit down. get out of class was not over yet and the lecture had to continue.
"Is there a third treatment option?"
Everyone was overjoyed when they heard this and took out their notebooks to prepare notes.
"You don't need to remember that the third method is acupuncture. It's fast, accurate and firm, faster than medication. But you can't learn this acupuncture method. I'm just going to talk to you about the principles."
Qin Shiming motioned to everyone not to waste their efforts.
"Any skin disease is actually caused by the inside of the human body. Therefore, skin disease can be regarded as a process of detoxification of the human body and a process of continuous infection. Acupuncture can remove or even completely eliminate the source of toxins in the human body, reaching the specimen
Kanji’s perfect state!”
"This is a theory and it is feasible, but I don't want to use it on him."
"Why?"
Lin Zhengkun hurriedly asked, "Because I'm unhappy, it's that simple!"
Give Zhang Mingyuan acupuncture? No, the smell is too strong and he finds it nauseating...