Aunt Xiu was now like Li Fang's daughter-in-law, taking good care of him. While he was eating porridge, she had taken out all his clothes and planned to wash them.
"Aunt Xiu, I will wash these clothes myself later."
Li Fang quickly said that he was a little embarrassed, how could he let Aunt Xiu take care of him like a daughter-in-law.
"You are a grown man, how can you do these things? You just wash a few clothes, and you have to help me pay back the money. It doesn't matter if I do this for you."
Aunt Xiu replied. While she was talking, she was already busy. She took a stool and a washtub and started working.
Li Fang suddenly felt that it was no wonder that men had to find a wife. Having a woman at home to help run the house would really save a lot of things.
Aunt Xiu bent down to wash her clothes, and her collar naturally dropped. The scene that was about to happen made Li Fang gradually widen his eyes.
You could feel the fiery look in his eyes even without looking at it, but Aunt Xiu didn't reprimand him this time. She pretended she didn't know and seemed to let him take advantage of him on purpose.
"I've finished eating, Aunt Xiu, then I'll go to the city. If I can find a market today, I'll catch more in the evening."
Li Fang said, he wiped his mouth and then withdrew his eyes.
"Go ahead, go early and come back early. I'll wait for you to come back for lunch at noon."
Aunt Xiu said softly that since Li Fang helped her so much, she didn't care about the villagers' gossip now and let them talk.
Li Fang had nothing to pack, so he took the snakeskin bag and walked outside to Xiaolan's house.
"Damn beasts, they come into my manhole every day, even if they want to spread some fertilizer on the ground."
As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw Xiaolan's mother holding a stick and driving away several pastoral dogs.
Among them, the big yellow dog ran the most cheerfully and seemed to be very experienced. At this moment, the coquettish snake skin moved and avoided Xiaolan's mother's attacks again and again.
As for the other pastoral dogs, they were not so lucky. All of them received a stick, and those who did not receive a stick also ate a few pieces of mud.
"A fierce bitch, she doesn't even give her shit to eat. She deserves to be widowed both mother and daughter."
The big yellow dog complained while running. After seeing Li Fang, he had no intention of asking for help and continued to run away.
Li Fang took a closer look and found that the big yellow dog could express his thoughts, while the other dogs were still like normal garden dogs without any thoughts.
It seems that the big yellow dog has had its awakening, but it is still so miserable that it cannot be saved.
"Damn it, Xiaolan's mother, why are you beating my dog again?"
Uncle Li appeared. This is what Dahuang calls Lao Li. With this familiar catchphrase, we can be sure that he is really the master of Dahuang.
"What are you talking about? You don't even feed the dogs. They come to my house every day to cause trouble. A dog fell in two days ago and it made it smell so bad. There was excrement and water everywhere."
Xiaolan's mother immediately went crazy, forgetting that there was no fertilizer, and made her house stink. Naturally, she couldn't stand it.
Uncle Li was a little embarrassed. He looked at the rhubarb chewing and wagging its tail next to him, and immediately raised his foot and kicked it.
"It's worthless things. It really proves the saying that a dog can't change its habit of eating shit."
Uncle Li started to curse, completely ignoring Dahuang's feelings.
"Damn it, I really want to eat meat. I've been with you for so many years and I don't even know what it's like to eat meat. You still have the nerve to accuse me."
Da Huang whimpered to express his thoughts, but unfortunately no one present except Li Fang knew what he wanted to say.
Xiaolan pushed the battery cart out of the yard. Seeing so many people present, her face began to blush again.
"Li Fang, you drive, I'll sit behind you."
Xiaolan said, she was a little embarrassed. Although everyone was familiar with her, there were differences between men and women, so she was afraid that the villagers would gossip.
"Xiaolan, are you and Li Fang going out?"
Xiaolan's mother immediately became vigilant. Everyone said that Li Fang was mentally ill. If they went out together, something would happen.
"I was going out to buy something, and Li Fang happened to be going there too, so we came along."
Xiaolan said, she glanced at Li Fang, and then withdrew her gaze shyly.
She can be said to be an unlucky woman. She originally had a blind date with a better partner, but unfortunately she was only engaged and not married yet, and the partner had a car accident.
After something like this happened, she had no choice but to return to her parents' home, and it would be hard to find a partner next, so she could only be a big girl.
Xiaolan's mother was naturally very worried. She looked at Li Fang suspiciously and asked directly: "Li Fang, everyone said you were talking to Uncle Li's dog this morning. Is this true or false?"
Li Fang felt that it was necessary to explain, otherwise he would really be regarded as a lunatic.
"I learned some bestiality outside and can communicate simply with animals, so I'm not crazy, but I'm really talking to Uncle Li's dog."
Li Fang said, just looking at everyone's eyes, it was obvious that they didn't believe it.
In order to prove it, Li Fang could only perform live. He glared at Dahuang and shouted: "Dahuang, come to me."
"You said I'd go to your place, so I'll go to your place. Are you going to stay in the mouth pit? If you want to stay in the mouth pit, I'll go."
Dahuang said that its words were just a stream of consciousness, and no one except Li Fang could know its extravagant wishes.
As an enlightened pastoral dog, this pursuit is very individual.
Seeing that it didn't cooperate, Li Fang used his trump card. He said: "Come here quickly. If you are obedient, I will bring you a bone and let you taste what it feels like to chew a bone."
"bone!"
The big yellow dog became energetic for a moment, and then rushed in front of Li Fang, wagging its tail and head at him, and even stuck out its tongue, as if it wanted to lick his feet.
"Get away, don't lick me."
Li Fang also kicked him unceremoniously. He just came out of the latrine and licked him again. Don't be too disgusted.
Dahuang was not angry at all. He got up and continued to wag his tail. He said, "Li Fang, are you serious? Are you really bringing me bones?"
"Listen to me obediently, and I will really take it for you. Now sit down for me."
Li Fang gave an order, seeing how pitiful the beast was, to bring him a bone to improve its food.
"Damn it, I can finally eat bones. Lao Li, I want to change my master. I will mix with Li Fang from now on."
Dahuang was very happy, and then sat on the ground obediently, sticking out his tongue, wagging his tail, and continued to please.
Get down
Roll around
Call two sentences
Li Fang continued to issue orders, and the big yellow dog also cooperated very well. He did whatever he said, as if he could really understand what he said.
The villagers were dumbfounded. It was as if they were watching Li Fang perform acrobatics, and they felt their eyes were opened.
As for Uncle Li, he just felt like he had seen a ghost. The big yellow dog that had been with him for so many years seemed to be a spy arranged by his side.
He never knew that Dahuang could understand people's words and be so cooperative and obedient.
"Everyone has seen that I know a little bit of animal language, so I said a few words to Dahuang. It's really not a mental problem."
Li Fang's embarrassing explanation, I believe that after such an explanation, he should be able to get rid of the title of mental problem.