Wang Gensheng sat up quickly and rubbed his head. It was really a dream.
Why is it so vivid and real?
Wang Gensheng looked at his pants and almost exclaimed, how many bullets were wasted.
I opened the door and looked outside. Fortunately, Zhang Yingying had gone back. Otherwise, she would have been embarrassed if she saw her.
Wang Gensheng quietly changed out of his pants and stuffed them into his handbag, ready to take them out to wash.
Of the six people outside, five were lying down fine, but one was looking for something like a thief.
"Li Xiaoduo, what are you looking around for?" Wang Gensheng looked at it and couldn't help but frown.
Pretty girls don't learn well, but follow others to learn how to take drugs.
As a result, he becomes less human and less ghostly.
"Hehehe..." Li Xiaoduo smiled awkwardly: "I'm hungry and want to find something to eat."
"You have hyperthyroidism. Why do you digest it so quickly? Besides, I don't have anything to eat here!" Wang Gensheng couldn't help but sigh.
Like a dog, Li Xiaoduo frowned and wrinkled his nose, as if he smelled something: "You lied to me, your room clearly smells of green mango."
"Nonsense, you can't eat green mangoes." Wang Gensheng has always been indulgent towards girls. Although Li Xiaoduo smoked the stuff, he is still a good boy as long as he can change his behavior.
"That's the smell of cucumbers, green peaches, and green dates..." Li Xiaoduo sniffed everywhere like a dog, not missing any angle.
"You're in love with Qing Zi Gang. I asked you if there is green grass, do you want to eat it?" Wang Gensheng was also drunk.
There was nothing he could do. The decoction he just gave Liu Yao could help his digestion.
After drinking, people will have a stronger sense of hunger.
As he spoke, Wang Gensheng stopped paying attention.
In addition, he thought that Zhang Yingying might have collected some snacks and asked Li Xiaoduo to dig them out.
To prevent Zhang Yingying from not paying attention when she is at work, eating snacks and watching videos at the same time, just for fun.
Rather than come to work.
Alas, the system is not strict and it is hard to convince people!
Wang Gensheng sighed secretly. The key point is that he also likes Zhang Yingying in his heart and doesn't want to keep a straight face towards Zhang Yingying, as if he owes him money.
"Found it..." Li Xiaoduo suddenly shouted, and then took out the handbag where Wang Gensheng kept his clothes.
Wang Gensheng was sitting outside, thinking wildly, when Li Xiaoduo was holding a handbag in his hand, and he was poking around with one hand inside. Just when he was about to stop him, Li Xiaoduo was stunned.
She touched something sticky, and then she had a pair of flat pants in her hand.
Li Xiaoduo frowned, his fingers were everywhere, it looked like her starched cloth.
Then there is a green, astringent, or even sour milk taste.
Put it down! Wang Gensheng shouted in his heart.
Li Xiaoduo is so troubled. How can he find the brothers who died heroically?
"Don't let go, haha." Li Xiaoduo laughed instead, with a more cunning look on his face.
"What do you really want?" Wang Gensheng didn't want too many people to know his little secret, so he thought of it and suppressed it.
"Begging me." Li Xiaoduo puffed up his chest, looking arrogant.
"Li Xiaoduo, you should beg me to see a doctor here." Wang Gensheng frowned, but he didn't expect a girl to use this as a threat.
"I paid for the medical treatment, so I shouldn't owe you much favor. Besides, you always keep a straight face, like a judge. I'm not happy."
Li Xiaoduo felt as if he had discovered a shocking secret, and at this time, he wanted to publicize it even more.
"Then what do you want to do?" Wang Gensheng was helpless.
"Call me sister." Li Xiaoduo raised the corners of his mouth, looking very proud.
Li Xiaoduo's requirements are not high. She is older than him, so calling her a sister doesn't hurt her.
Wang Gensheng smiled slyly: "Sister Duoduo, this is just an occasional mistake on my part. You should stop being a singer. I will help you in the future."
"What kind of stove are you turning on?" Li Xiaoduo suddenly became interested.
"For example, the medicine you take, I add some soothing medicine to it. Another example is, Zhang Yingying gives you an injection and asks her to be gentler, or..."
In short, as long as Wang Gensheng could think of benefits, he basically mentioned them all.
"That's good. I'll buy a Wahaha and you can drink it!"
Li Xiaoduo laughed proudly. The other five were scared to death of Wang Gensheng, but now she had Wang Gensheng's handle.
"Sister Duoduo, I don't drink Wahaha." Wang Gensheng smiled faintly.
"Then I'll buy you yogurt?" Anyway, Wang Gensheng begged for mercy and admitted his mistake, while Li Xiaoduo was as arrogant as a little princess.
"Sister, I want to drink milk." As he spoke, Wang Gensheng looked at Li Xiaoduo without blinking, and even stared at Li Xiaoduo's heart, his face full of obscenity.
"What a Wang Gensheng, you fool me, let's see how I deal with you." Li Xiaoduo shouted.
Outside, Wang Gensheng saw Li Xiaoduo's impressive voice and came over to watch the fun.
They did not dare to openly provoke Wang Gensheng.
But Li Xiaoduo can be encouraged, and at least Wang Gensheng will not teach the girl a lesson.
"Li Xiaoduo, what's going on?" Zhang Qiang was just watching the excitement and didn't take it too seriously, with a hint of gloating.
Li Xiaoduo took Wang Gensheng's flat pants and said excitedly: "A shocking secret, Wang Gensheng peed his pants, hahaha."
Wang Gensheng was speechless and everyone was stunned.
Everyone was waiting to see Wang Gensheng's joke, but unexpectedly Wang Gensheng smiled: "Li Xiaoduo, don't confuse the concepts, okay? Did you pee your pants?"
"What is that?" Li Xiaoduo asked.
Wang Gensheng stepped forward and grabbed the flat pants, but he looked proud: "This is a normal physiological reaction, just like you girls.
There are a few days every month, and we have one every month.
Of course, people with strong bodies may have it twice."
Seeing that Wang Gensheng was speaking plausibly, Li Xiaoduo was confused: "Is it true?"
"If it's not true, you can ask a few of them. If they don't, then you can't be considered a man." Wang Gensheng was very proud.
Looking back, Li Xiaoduo turned his attention to Zhang Qiang and a few others.
When I go there, several people's heads are nodding like chickens pecking at rice, and no one is willing to admit defeat.
Li Xiaoduo's head was so big that he thought he had caught Wang Gensheng's pigtails, but he actually made him squirm.
"Am I right? Is it once or twice a month?" Wang Gensheng looked at everyone and asked seriously.
"Yes, yes, yes..."
"Yes, yes, yes..."
Several people were answering with their mouths, but they were complaining in their hearts.
I masturbate countless times every month, how can I still have wet dreams?
"You all go out, and then come in one by one to check." Wang Gensheng stretched his waist and gave Li Xiaoduo a proud look.