"Wang Dahan, didn't I tell you that this is not a laugh, it's a laugh." Li Wanru couldn't help laughing, with tears still flowing on her face.
"What? It's too complicated. I don't understand. You are crying and laughing like this, just like fools." Wang Dahan said seriously.
"..." Everyone was stunned and looked at Wang Dahan. No matter how stupid he was, he was still a little smarter than Wang Dahan.
Wang Dahan looked at them and was stunned: "Look at what I'm doing. I'm not stupid, I'm just a little bit stupid."
Oops! I’m going!
Is there a big difference between being stupid and being stupid?
Everyone was laughing again, but the air was filled with joy.
Immediately afterwards, Wang Gensheng did auxiliary treatment with Zhang Qiang so as not to slow down everyone. While doing massage with Zhang Qiang, he said: "Zhang Qiang, your family is rich.
I saved your life today. When you go back, give me a red envelope worth five thousand yuan, and the matter will be evened."
Zhang Qiang looked at Wang Gensheng blankly and said angrily: "Brother Wang, my life is only worth five thousand yuan, which is not worth as much as a unicorn turtle!"
"Hey, if you feel sorry for yourself, just give me a red envelope of 500,000 yuan. Anyway, it's a gift to many people." Wang Gensheng smiled slyly.
"..." Zhang Qiang was dumbfounded. He could still get 50,000 yuan, but 50,000 yuan was really difficult.
Wang Gensheng slapped Zhang Qiang on the face and cursed with a smile: "As long as you live, I don't want your red envelope. Get up and go to Yunwu Peak."
The slap was so powerful that Zhang Qiang shivered in pain.
However, he didn't complain. He climbed up from the ground and looked at his torn clothes, but he couldn't laugh or cry.
The Yunwu Peak that Wang Dahan mentioned is just a small mountain peak.
Surrounded by water, this is what he calls Yunwutan.
However, the Yunwu Lake is really big. The clouds and mist on the water surface seem to hold up the Yunwu Peak in the lake, making it like a fairyland on earth.
But at this time, the sun came out.
Oh, this scenery is so beautiful, it is simply too beautiful and ingenious.
After a short period of joy, everyone returned to the ruthless reality. They were not here to enjoy the mountains and rivers, but to hunt for treasures.
That is the unicorn turtle worth 20,000 yuan each. Unfortunately, there is only bottomless pool water, and there is no shadow of the unicorn turtle anywhere.
Wang Gensheng looked at Wang Gensheng and couldn't help but frown: "Wang Dahan, where is the broken turtle you mentioned?"
Wang Dahan was confused, pointing to a large bluestone beside the pool that was bathed in sunlight and murmured: "When I came here ten years ago, they were still sleeping on it."
Everyone was stunned.
Wang Gensheng asked with a smile: "Wang Dahan, are these unicorn turtles so stupid? They have been lying on the rocks obediently, waiting for us to catch them?"
"Yes, I forgot to ask them. If I had known earlier, I would have asked." Wang Dahan scratched his head, looking serious but innocent.
"Wang Dahan, do you know how deep the pool is?" Wang Gensheng asked.
Wang Dahan suddenly seemed to remember something: "The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as a lamb can kiss me."
Oops, I'll go!
Whether Wang Dahan is really stupid or fake, he will tamper with Li Bai's poems.
"Wang Dahan, this is Yunwu Pond, not Peach Blossom Pond." Wang Gensheng was drunk and felt that Wang Dahan was not only stupid, but how could he be a little bit cute?
"It's all the same. It's very deep anyway. When I went into the water, I didn't explore the bottom. Those two turtles were too stupid and I caught them." Wang Dahan smiled shyly.
No one laughed at him because he was stupid. With his intelligence, it was useless to laugh at him.
Wang Gensheng took out several ropes, connected them together, tied a stone to one end, and threw them down.
As the rope continued to straighten, Wang Gensheng could still feel the weight of the rope.
Several ropes are connected together, which is a full length of fifty or sixty meters.
Wang Gensheng couldn't calm down anymore. His fish pond was only ten meters deep. After getting in, he felt that his lungs were being severely compressed. It was fifty meters deep here.
Are you looking for a unicorn turtle?
Totally looking for unicorn shit.
Wang Gensheng pulled the rope up and held it for a long time.
Everyone looked at each other again. They had been fussing for a long time, and after going through hardships and dangers, they were disappointed.
Wang Gensheng smiled and said: "Zhang Qiang, we are not disappointed at last. We caught a kind of turtle, but it is not a unicorn turtle."
"If it's not a unicorn turtle, what kind of turtle is it?" Everyone was puzzled.
"Returned disappointed..." Wang Gensheng sighed.
"..." Everyone was confused. This was not a turtle, but they seemed to be unable to find anything wrong with it.
"Disappointed turtle, is it the same kind of little turtle that you catch and raise? Isn't it different?" Wang Dahan asked innocently. The key is that he didn't understand the meaning of bribery.
Everyone was sweating wildly, but there was no need to laugh wildly. There seemed to be no point in laughing at this moment.
"Brother Wang, let's go back!" Zhang Qiang blushed and said softly.
"Didn't you say that you won't give up until you reach the Yellow River?" Wang Gensheng smiled strangely.
"Is this the Yellow River?" Zhang Qiang's face turned as red as a roasted shrimp.
"Let's go back!" Li Xiaoduo said.
"Now that I'm here, I'll look for something else. Maybe I'll encounter one or two silly unicorn turtles?" Wang Gensheng smiled faintly.
Everyone thought it made sense, so they cheered up again.
A few men were going to circle around the Yunwu Lake to try their luck, while Li Xiaoduo and Li Wanru were picking unknown wild flowers.
Wang Gensheng saw Li Xiaoduo holding a flower bud in his hand. It was red and looked like it was about to bloom. His eyes suddenly lit up: "Sister Duoduo, where did you pick this flower?"
"Do you like it? I'll give it to you." Li Xiaoduo handed the flowers over.
"I mean, where did you pick it?" Wang Gensheng became serious and looked very scary.
"What are you so mean about? There are several flowers right over there!" Li Xiaoduo glared at Wang Gensheng.
By this time, she was no longer afraid of Wang Gensheng.
Although Wang Gensheng is fierce, he is still charming to death when he becomes gentle.
Wang Gensheng walked along where Li Xiaoduo pointed, and when he found a few more flowers, he couldn't help but sing: "I saw a pile of money, a pile of money..."
Crazy, did Wang Gensheng pick up the money?
This is a place where birds don't poop and no one comes. Could it be that a ghost dropped money here?
Li Xiaoduo looked at Li Wanru helplessly and asked in surprise: "Zhishu Li, you live with Wang Gensheng, does he often act like this?"
"No, this is the first time I've seen this." Li Wanru was also confused.
"Then it must be a mistake." Li Xiaoduo said smartly.
"It must be something happy happened. Maybe I actually picked up money?" Li Wanru said softly.
"You're crazy enough to throw your money here. I think you're also crazy." Zhang Qiang said angrily.