If it hadn't been for Wang Gensheng tonight, she wouldn't have known how many times she would have died.
To be honest, Xia Yuhe does not care about the position of the hall master. However, Xia Ren only has this precious daughter, and it is impossible to pass the hall master to others.
"Sister Xia, you didn't cry just now. Now that we are safe, why are you still crying?" Wang Gensheng asked with a smile.
Xia Yuhe hugged Wang Gensheng tightly, almost coquettishly, and pushed hard into Wang Gensheng's arms, eager to get into Wang Gensheng's body.
Tonight, Xia Yuhe went through life and death several times, and was frightened, especially the last female reporter, who was so stunningly beautiful that she was hard to guard against.
Wang Gensheng saved her life before, and he saved her life several times tonight. Even if she promised her with her life, she would still be unable to accept his great kindness.
"Sister Xia, why are you crying? What's the big deal? I'll protect you from now on. Besides, when you cry,
You look better when you're not smiling, so you'd better smile!" Wang Gensheng tried his best to make Xia Yuhe laugh.
Xia Yuhe was stunned. He had died several times, but he could still laugh and care whether it looked good or not?
Therefore, she still cried, crying without any scruples, as if she wanted to vent all her inner depression at once.
In order to consolidate its power, Fenghuo Hall wanted to marry Xia Yuhe to the deputy head of Fengshui Hall, Zhang Dawei.
In fact, this is what Xia Yuhe is most troubled about. After tonight's disaster, I am afraid her father Xia Ren and Tao Fen will strengthen their confidence even more.
"Sister Xia, don't cry. The driver will laugh at you soon." Wang Gensheng couldn't help but laugh.
Unexpectedly, the driver turned around and started singing: "Woman, cry, it's not your mouth that cries. No matter how strong a person is, he has reason to be tired..."
Xia Yuhe suddenly raised his head and said angrily: "It's not funny at all. I'm going to cry. I offended you and provoked you."
"How about I tell you a joke and I'll make sure you laugh." The driver became interested instead.
Wang Gensheng knew that taxi drivers were all eloquent people, and they would come into contact with all kinds of people and all kinds of strange things every day.
"Don't talk so much nonsense. If you make my sister laugh, I will give you ten times the fare." Wang Gensheng said angrily.
Oh my god, it’s ten times the fare, and after taking this trip, I can go back and sleep with my wife in my arms tonight, that’s a great feeling.
Unfortunately, the driver told several jokes but failed to make Xia Yuhe laugh. On the contrary, Xia Yuhe became even sadder.
Seeing this, Wang Gensheng said slowly: "How about I tell you a joke, and if you don't laugh, I'll pay twenty times the fare."
"Really?" The driver was delighted. He had a great sense of humor. No matter how funny the joke was, he could listen to it as storytelling.
Wang Gensheng cleared his throat and then said: "A long time ago, there was an Arab story. The story happened like this,
Such, such, such..."
"What are you doing?" Xia Yuhe asked crying.
"Answer!" Wang Gensheng replied.
"It's not funny at all." The driver sighed.
"I haven't finished talking yet!" Wang Gensheng disagreed and continued.
The story he told was very simple and had nothing to do with Arabia. It was about a rich man who raised five sons.
When he was dying, he didn't know who would inherit the huge family property, so he asked his five sons to express their strengths and filial piety respectively.
The youngest son was the stupidest, and his strengths were not as good as those of the others. In desperation, he said loudly: "I am the most filial, and everyone can see it."
Everyone just laughed and didn't take the younger son's words to heart at all.
The youngest son finally swore to heaven: "I consider myself to be the most filial person. If I am not filial, I will be a good boy and a turtle bastard. I will die badly..."
In short, the younger son can say whatever ugly words he wants next. In short, it is just to express his filial piety.
"I told you, the one who is unfilial today is the big bad guy. He will be hit by a car when he goes out, or he will be choked to death by spanking..."
Here, Wang Gensheng told his joke with great interest. After telling it, he burst out laughing.
Xia Yuhe didn't think too much, she just thought Wang Gensheng's last sentence about spanking and choking to death was funny, and finally couldn't help laughing.
The driver had never heard any jokes. He felt that what Wang Gensheng was telling was just a story, not a joke at all, so he didn't find it funny.
Wang Gensheng looked at the driver and said slowly: "The unfilial one is the grandson, the unfilial one is the turtle bastard..."
"Hahaha, it's so funny. The joke you told me, brother, is the most powerful joke I have ever heard in my life. If I don't laugh..."
The driver laughed immediately. Although it was just a small joke, if he couldn't hold back his laughter, he would really be scolding himself.
The driver continued to drive. The joke Wang Gensheng told him today was a classic. From now on, if he learns to sell it, I don't know how many times he will win.
Xia Yuhe laughed for a while, but then started to cry again. She couldn't help but feel sad when she thought about the future life of the hall master who had no control over her.
"Sister Xia, why are you crying again? Even the driver laughed." Wang Gensheng was a little helpless.
"You think I don't know that he doesn't really want to laugh." Xia Yuhe sighed.
"Why?" Wang Gensheng asked with a smile.
"Because you said, unfilial people are turtles and bastards. Who can bear this? Even if it is a huge tragedy, you have to pretend."
Xia Yuhe seemed a little shy. After she laughed, she finally understood Wang Gensheng's good intentions.
"Sister Xia, do you know that I saved a lot of money this way, and I can buy you a lot of things to eat." Wang Gensheng said softly.
"I can buy food and drinks from you." Xia Yuhe finally laughed.
"I don't want anything to eat or drink." Wang Gensheng said with a ghostly smile.
"Then what do you want?" Xia Yuhe asked.
"I want to breastfeed..."
Wang Gensheng smiled slyly again.
"What are you doing?" Xia Yuhe pinched Wang Gensheng several times.
"Sister Xia, I made a mistake. I said I wanted to drink milk." Wang Gensheng pretended to beg for mercy.
The driver couldn't sit still and looked back several times, even showing envy. It's good to be young!
They can show off their affection unscrupulously, maybe they will check out a room now, and then, what...
Xia Yuhe saw the strange look in the driver's eyes and asked angrily: "Uncle, what are you looking at?"
The driver quickly said: "Continue, you continue, I can't see anything."
After hearing this, Wang Gensheng was probably surprised and said: "Uncle, are you kidding with the safety of people's lives? How can you drive if you can't see anything?"
Xia Yuhe couldn't help it anymore and laughed.
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