I was stunned for a moment. Is this man really stupid or pretending to be stupid? He actually knows the terms of exchange.
have to!
Without saying a word, I took out the fortune I just had and handed it directly to the uncle!
As soon as the uncle saw the cigarette, his eyes instantly lit up. He took the cigarette, took out one with satisfaction, took out a lighter from his pocket and lit it, then took two deep puffs, and then said with satisfaction, "It's great!
It’s so cool.”
After speaking, the uncle blew out two puffs of thick smoke and showed a look of enjoyment.
"This cigarette is really exciting and easy to smoke. I haven't smoked a cigarette like this for a long time."
"Uncle, can you tell me now?"
He put his feet away, then pointed to the place where his feet had just stepped and said to me, "Sit down, young man."
I hesitated for a moment and sat down.
As soon as I sat down, the uncle laughed and said to me, "What are you doing with that weirdo?" .??.
"I'm not doing anything, I just feel strange and want to take a look. Uncle, what do you think that weirdo looks like?"
"Hey!" The uncle took two more puffs on his cigarette, and then murmured, "Bull eyes, cow ears, he walks unsteadily! I've seen him three or four times on this street, and he always comes out at night.
.”
"Cow's eyes? Cow's ears?" I looked at the uncle in surprise and asked.
Isn't it a chicken's mouth? Why did it become a cow's eyes and cow's ears?
The uncle nodded and said, "Yes, I saw him once just half a month ago. It was around one o'clock in the evening. He was walking so slowly on the road, and he was holding something in his hand, which was bloody.
, while eating, I thought he was a thief, stealing other people's things, so I went up to scare him. But I didn't scare him, and he almost died from fright. His ears were so big, they were like a big buffalo.
The same thing, and those eyes, which are shining brightly under the street lights, are exactly like a pair of bull’s eyes.”
"He looked at me for several seconds, and then ran away clumsily!"
"Oh?" I stared at the uncle and asked, "So, you definitely saw what he looks like?"
"Of course I have. I have seen him before, but I didn't see his face. I only saw that his ears were very big. He walked very slowly, as if he was a lame. I didn't care about it until half a month ago.
Only then did I know that he was a monster that only dared to come out at night. He appeared around here several times, so I guessed that he should live nearby."
At this point, the uncle had finished smoking one cigarette, so he took out a second one, lit it, and continued smoking.
"In addition to this bull-eared man, have you seen any other weird people? For example, the chicken-mouthed man? That's a person with a chicken-mouthed man!" I asked straight to the point.
The uncle shook his head and said, "I've never seen this before! But I definitely saw that bull-eyed man. I told them, but no one believed what I said was true. Boy, do you believe it or not?"
I nodded and said "Letter!"
If it was just this old man who saw the weirdo, I might not believe it, but Wang Zhanpeng also saw it, which is enough to prove that there are indeed weirdos nearby. No matter what they look like, they are a combination of animals and humans.
Therefore, I have to suspect that there are magicians around here, or there are doctors doing human experiments.
"Uncle, let me see you He’s not the kind of lunatic they say he is, so why did he start begging?”
After talking with this beggar uncle, I found that he was not a madman! He spoke in an orderly manner and had clear thoughts. He did not look like a madman who had been frightened and lost his soul.
The uncle made a sound and said, "They say I'm a madman, am I a madman? People nowadays just don't want to believe that things they can't see exist. For example, I saw a ghost, and I told them this
The streets are haunted by ghosts, but they don't believe me because they don't see it, so they say I'm crazy."
This seems to be really what happened. If others haven’t seen it, they won’t believe it no matter what you say! If you are a normal person and talk about this kind of thing with your friends, others will regard what you are telling as a story.
If you are a leader and tell your subordinates this kind of thing, the subordinates may believe it, but it is only possible.
If you are a beggar and you tell people this kind of thing, others will look down upon you. If you say you have seen a ghost, then others will only resent you and treat you as a psycho or a madman.
This is human. When you have nothing, no matter what you say, it is humble! Even if what you say is true, in the eyes of others, you are wrong.
And if people at the top say that their farts smell good, many experts can create more than a hundred flavors for your farts.
"As for me begging, it's mainly because I have no children and no one to support me. I don't bother to live in a nursing home. The people there look nice, but in fact they are inhumane things. They don't care what you want to do at all.
They just want you to do whatever you want. How wonderful it is to be a beggar now, free and uncontrollable!"
The uncle's theory can be regarded as another understanding of life. I looked at the uncle and asked, "Uncle, are ghosts scary?"
The uncle laughed and said, "What's so scary about ghosts? People are scary!"
"Mr. Li!" Suddenly, Fatty Wu and Li Xuemei walked out of the barbecue restaurant.
The two looked at me in surprise and asked, "Why are you here?"
I didn't say anything, but just glanced at them. Fatty Wu immediately understood. He pointed at the old man and said, "I see, you didn't just want to go to the toilet, but came to ask him about the weirdo, right?"
I nodded, stood up from the ground, and said, "Let's go!"
"Ah! Have you said hello?" Fatty Wu asked me with a surprised look on his face.
I nodded and said "Hello!"
"Hey! Young man, wait a minute." The uncle suddenly stopped me.
He smiled and asked me, "Do you want to know where that weirdo came from?"
"You know?" I asked him with a frown.
He chuckled and said, "I don't know yet, but if you come to me tomorrow, I will definitely know."
"real?"
The uncle chuckled and said, "Of course it's true. I don't have any friends who are human beings, but I have a lot of friends who are not human beings. Those friends of mine can help me find them, but I have a condition."
"I'll buy you a whole carton of cigarettes! In addition, I'll give you another thousand yuan."
The uncle clapped his hands and said with a cheerful smile, "Okay! But I don't want money, I just want cigarettes! You can buy me three cigarettes."
I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll give you three." I was stunned for a moment. Is this man really stupid or pretending to be stupid? He actually knows the terms of exchange.
have to!
Without saying a word, I took out the fortune I just had and handed it directly to the uncle!
As soon as the uncle saw the cigarette, his eyes instantly lit up. He took the cigarette, took out one with satisfaction, took out a lighter from his pocket and lit it, then took two deep puffs, and then said with satisfaction, "It's great!
It’s so cool.”
After speaking, the uncle blew out two puffs of thick smoke and showed a look of enjoyment.
"This cigarette is really exciting and easy to smoke. I haven't smoked a cigarette like this for a long time."
"Uncle, can you tell me now?" ??
He put his feet away, then pointed to the place where his feet had just stepped and said to me, "Sit down, young man."
I hesitated for a moment and sat down.
As soon as I sat down, the uncle laughed and said to me, "What are you doing with that weirdo?"
"I'm not doing anything, I just feel strange and want to take a look. Uncle, what do you think that weirdo looks like?"
"Hey!" The uncle took two more puffs on his cigarette, and then murmured, "Bull eyes, cow ears, he walks unsteadily! I've seen him three or four times on this street, and he always comes out at night.
.”
"Cow's eyes? Cow's ears?" I looked at the uncle in surprise and asked.
Isn't it a chicken's mouth? Why did it become a cow's eyes and cow's ears?
The uncle nodded and said, "Yes, I saw him once just half a month ago. It was around one o'clock in the evening. He was walking so slowly on the road, and he was holding something in his hand, which was bloody.
, while eating, I thought he was a thief, stealing other people's things, so I went up to scare him. But I didn't scare him, and he almost died from fright. His ears were so big, they were like a big buffalo.
The same thing, and those eyes, which are shining brightly under the street lights, are exactly like a pair of bull’s eyes.”
"He looked at me for several seconds, and then ran away clumsily!"
"Oh?" I stared at the uncle and asked, "So, you definitely saw what he looks like?"
"Of course I have. I have seen him before, but I didn't see his face. I only saw that his ears were very big. He walked very slowly, as if he was a lame. I didn't care about it until half a month ago.
Only then did I know that he was a monster that only dared to come out at night. He appeared around here several times, so I guessed that he should live nearby."
At this point, the uncle had finished smoking one cigarette, so he took out a second one, lit it, and continued smoking.
"In addition to this bull-eared man, have you seen any other weird people? For example, the chicken-mouthed man? That's a person with a chicken-mouthed man!" I asked straight to the point.
The uncle shook his head and said, "I've never seen this before! But I definitely saw that bull-eyed man. I told them, but no one believed what I said was true. Boy, do you believe it or not?"
I nodded and said "Letter!"
If it was just this old man who saw the weirdo, I might not believe it, but Wang Zhanpeng also saw it, which is enough to prove that there are indeed weirdos nearby. No matter what they look like, they are a combination of animals and humans.
Therefore, I have to suspect that there are magicians around here, or there are doctors doing human experiments.
"Uncle, let me see you He’s not the kind of lunatic they say he is, so why did he start begging?”
After talking with this beggar uncle, I found that he was not a madman! He spoke in an orderly manner and had clear thoughts. He did not look like a madman who had been frightened and lost his soul.
The uncle made a sound and said, "They say I'm a madman, am I a madman? People nowadays just don't want to believe that things they can't see exist. For example, I saw a ghost, and I told them this
The streets are haunted by ghosts, but they don't believe me because they don't see it, so they say I'm crazy."
This seems to be really what happened. If others haven’t seen it, they won’t believe it no matter what you say! If you are a normal person and talk about this kind of thing with your friends, others will regard what you are telling as a story.
If you are a leader and tell your subordinates this kind of thing, the subordinates may believe it, but it is only possible.
If you are a beggar and you tell people this kind of thing, others will look down upon you. If you say you have seen a ghost, then others will only resent you and treat you as a psycho or a madman.
This is human. When you have nothing, no matter what you say, it is humble! Even if what you say is true, in the eyes of others, you are wrong.
And if people at the top say that their farts smell good, many experts can create more than a hundred flavors for your farts.
"As for me begging, it's mainly because I have no children and no one to support me. I don't bother to live in a nursing home. The people there look nice, but in fact they are inhumane things. They don't care what you want to do at all.
They just want you to do whatever you want. How wonderful it is to be a beggar now, free and uncontrollable!"
The uncle's theory can be regarded as another understanding of life. I looked at the uncle and asked, "Uncle, are ghosts scary?"
The uncle laughed and said, "What's so scary about ghosts? People are scary!"
"Mr. Li!" Suddenly, Fatty Wu and Li Xuemei walked out of the barbecue restaurant.
The two looked at me in surprise and asked, "Why are you here?"
I didn't say anything, but just glanced at them. Fatty Wu immediately understood. He pointed at the old man and said, "I see, you didn't just want to go to the toilet, but came to ask him about the weirdo, right?"
I nodded, stood up from the ground, and said, "Let's go!"
"Ah! Have you said hello?" Fatty Wu asked me with a surprised look on his face.
I nodded and said "Hello!"
"Hey! Young man, wait a minute." The uncle suddenly stopped me.
He smiled and asked me, "Do you want to know where that weirdo came from?"
"You know?" I asked him with a frown.
He chuckled and said, "I don't know yet, but if you come to me tomorrow, I will definitely know."
"real?"
The uncle chuckled and said, "Of course it's true. I don't have any friends who are human beings, but I have a lot of friends who are not human beings. Those friends of mine can help me find them, but I have a condition."
"I'll buy you a whole carton of cigarettes! In addition, I'll give you another thousand yuan."
The uncle clapped his hands and said with a cheerful smile, "Okay! But I don't want money, I just want cigarettes! You can buy me three cigarettes."
