Chapter 341: Cat worships the mountain and the grave will run away
Listening to the sound, I saw a middle-aged woman in her forties holding a shovel in her hand. There were five or six rats in the shovel! She pinched her nose in disgust and held the shovel far away from herself.
It's like he's afraid that a mouse will touch his pants.
Looking at the dead mice in the aunt's hand, I couldn't help but ask, "Auntie, why are there so many dead mice?"
When the aunt heard my question, her expression suddenly changed and she became unhappy. She yelled, "Little brother, who do you call aunt?"
This aunt is in her forties. Although she is dressed smartly, with stockings on her legs, a low-cut translucent T-shirt on her upper body, her hair dyed yellow, and makeup on her face, it is hard to hide her age.
You can really be my aunt.
I was instantly embarrassed and I frowned without knowing what to say. Fatty Wu quickly said with a smile, "Beauty, I'm sorry, my brother is too young to speak well, don't take it to heart." ??
When the aunt heard that she was called a beauty, a happy smile appeared on her face. She deliberately raised her hand to brush her hair, and said with a smile, "That's not bad, you still know how to talk."
"Hey, then you are a beauty!"
"By the way, why are there so many dead mice in your house?"
The aunt sighed and said, "Don't mention it anymore. It's been like this every day these days! Every morning when I get up, the yard is full of dead mice. This is already the third shovelful. I've already dumped two shovels."
"So many?" Fatty Wu asked in surprise.
"Isn't that right? There are only a few of them in my family. Some families may have dozens or hundreds of them."
"So, are there dead rats in every house in your village these days?" I couldn't help but interrupted.
The aunt didn’t care that I didn’t call her beautiful just now. She nodded and said, “Yes, there are dead rats in every house!”
"That is Didn’t you all use rat poison? What brand of rat poison is so powerful?”
"Fucking rat poison! It's all those cats, those damn cats. I don't know what's going on these days, but there are so many more cats in our village for no reason! We don't see them very much during the day, but at night, like
It's as annoying as a meeting." The aunt said, her face becoming more and more disgusted.
She looked at me and asked, "Hey, let me tell you, are you two from outside the city?"
Fatty Wu nodded and said, "Yes, we are outsiders!"
"Then what are you doing in our village? Are you here to buy dead mice?"
Fatty Wu quickly waved his hands and said, "No, no! We just came here to play. Seeing the beautiful scenery here, we wanted to come over and have a look around!"
"Beauty, these stockings of yours are so beautiful. If they get accidentally stained by this damn rat, it will be a huge loss. Come on, let me get them for you." As he spoke, Fatty Wu took the woman's hand.
shovel.
There was a burning garbage dump not far from the woman's house. The smell of gasoline just came from that garbage dump. If I guessed correctly, they should have poured gasoline on the dead rat and then put it on the body.
Burn it. Only in this way can the stench of dead rats not permeate the entire village.
"Oh, that's so embarrassing!" the aunt said, but she already showed a satisfied smile.
Fatty Wu took the dead mice to the garbage pile and poured them into the fire. At first glance, the fire was full of dead mice. Because they were being burned, the dead mice made a sizzling sound.
Just when Fatty Wu was pouring the rat to death,
Two women walked over here with shovels in their hands, chatting. Their shovels were all filled with dead mice, and there were far more of them than the aunt's.
The two women were talking and laughing at first, but after seeing the aunt, they stopped smiling, looked at the aunt seriously and said, "Hey, his third aunt, is there another guest at home?"
Although it was a greeting, I felt a sense of hostility!
The aunt didn't say anything, she just smiled awkwardly. The two women threw the dead rat into the fire, turned around and walked away with a smile. When they turned around, they didn't forget to whisper.
"Oh, this widow is so good, she can try new things at will! You can try whatever you want. Last time it was an older one, but this time it's better. Two young people came directly. I really envy her."
The conversation between the two could be said to be in whispers, or it could be said to be unabashed! It seemed a bit like they were telling the aunt on purpose.
Listening to the conversation between the two, it can be seen that the aunt is a widow and is not very popular in the village.
"I'm sorry, beauty! I didn't expect to pour you a dead rat and attract criticism." Fatty Wu handed the shovel to the aunt and said with an embarrassed look on his face. .??.
The aunt said nonchalantly, "What's the point? Let's walk and sit upright. It doesn't matter what other people think. Don't they just think that I am a widow and my family has some money, and they are jealous of me, so they deliberately belittle me in various ways? Those people
I understand very well what is going on in my heart."
"Ah! I'm sorry, we didn't know that your man has..."
The woman said nonchalantly, "It's okay, it's been many years! It doesn't matter anymore."
"Third Aunt!" Suddenly, a silly voice sounded from behind us, and we saw a fat and silly man of seventeen or eighteen years old. We don’t know when the son came behind us.
The fat fool was wearing a pair of sports pants, with one hand in his crotch and the other in his mouth. He chuckled and said, "Third Aunt, can you eat grandma today?"
As soon as he said these words, the third aunt's face suddenly turned red. She shouted angrily at the fool, "Go away! Go to your mother to eat! You are crazy."
The big fool smiled and turned around and walked away. As he walked, he said, "If a cat worships a mountain, the grave will run away! If a cat worships a mountain, the grave will run away!"
I was stunned for a moment after listening to what the idiot said. He was using the local dialect, so I couldn't hear it very clearly. So I looked at the aunt and asked, "What did he just say?"
The aunt's face was red, and she hesitated and said, "He is talking nonsense, he is a fool."
"No, what I want to ask is whether what he just said is that the cat worships the mountain and the grave can run away?"
When the aunt heard this, she frowned, shook her head and said, "I don't know! By the way, two brothers, where are you planning to go? Why don't you come and sit at my house and have a drink of water?"
Fatty Wu was smiling and was about to agree, but I refused, "No, we want to go to the mountains behind to see the scenery."
The aunt nodded and said, "Okay! There are indeed many people here who like to come here to climb mountains. If you keep walking along this road towards the village, you will see the road up the mountain when you get to the end. The road is not good, it is all mountain road.
, please pay attention to your safety."
"Okay, thank you, sister." After all, I couldn't call her beautiful.
Seeing that we were about to turn around and leave, the woman suddenly shouted, "Wait a minute!"
"Let me tell you something, you must remember to go down the mountain before dark! After dark, there are ghosts in the mountains!"
