Erlang Shen breathed out and broke into a cold sweat. To be honest, seeing Liu Xi's evil aura, he almost exploded.
Because he was tired of the other party, he didn't visit him many times before.
It's just that this time it's a little different. I always feel that once my sister comes to the human world, she might beat up a dog and be taken away by some dog thief.
Over the past year or so, although Yang Jian has encountered a lot of troublesome things, for example, although his salary is not lacking, it is not paid on time.
Obviously he was working in a government agency, so he was paid on the 20th of that month, but surprisingly he made it work for a company, and was paid on the 10th of the next month.
What's more, it's a good thing that he doesn't spend much money and doesn't have a loan, otherwise the loan might be overdue that month.
Of course, there are good things too.
His little sister has returned to the caring little cotton-padded jacket she once was, which is undoubtedly very good and brings great relief to his brother.
It’s not easy. Growing up, being a father, a mother, and an older brother all at the same time. It’s really not easy.
After staying up until today, I finally got a little enjoyment...
Yang Jian actually accepted this result, but that bastard was so annoying!
Sister, you can steal it. You can't keep a little cotton-padded jacket locked. It will lead to revenge. He has experience in this. He has to check it every three to five to avoid accidents. But as soon as he turned around, the dog also stole it? Look at the roaring dog, and then
He used to follow me every day, but now he follows his little sister every day, either to keep an eye on her, or to wait for her husband to take her out to eat big bones... Can you bear this?
Until now, I have seen my uncle Da Tianzun, my aunt the Queen Mother, and my own mother, with that look and look in their eyes.
Every time he thinks of it, Yang Jian can't help but feel toothache.
I’m the real one, but I’m an outsider!!!
So the longer it goes on, the more unpleasant and angry it becomes.
Yang Jian couldn't help but laughed. Although it was slightly different, when he appeared on the stage, whether it was Liu Xi or Li Su, he did not hold back his aura.
The difference was that Liu Xi peed directly, completely desperate.
Li Su, on the other hand, is familiar with him and is not afraid. Even though he is not strong enough, he directly calls him brother-in-law and is not afraid of beating him. He can only say that character determines destiny.
Compared to Liu Xi, Li Su is undoubtedly more lovable and qualified... Bah, this dog thief!!
Erlang Shen didn't care anymore. He directly set up the fairy cloud and went straight to the lower world. After all, he was named, could he still sit still?
If this continues, where will his face as the God of Justice rest?
Regardless of what may happen in the end, I'm afraid, maybe, the outcome will not change.
But beating my brother-in-law will undoubtedly never happen again. Although my sister will complain for a while, the anger in my heart must find a place to vent it, otherwise it will be uncomfortable for someone else.
Seeing Erlang Shen heading straight to the lower realm, the eyes of the old man holding the tower flashed, and the old man with a white beard also narrowed his eyes. In an instant, the minds of the people in the heaven and the court were confused.
Heaven is boring!
Although there are things to do, big things can be done with just a flick of the hand.
What's more, those who can go to court are all high-ranking officials, and there are a lot of subordinates below. You can't do everything the leader does, right?
The Great Heavenly Lord coughed, thought for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's disperse!"
After saying that, the Great Heavenly Lord moved and disappeared.
In an instant, there was a lot of excitement in the heaven and the hall. Everyone hurried home. Those who could afford it paid for it. They took out telescopes and clairvoyances and broadcasted them live. There was nothing like that.
If you have the ability, you can go directly to the door and knock on the door.
One said: Do I have wine?
The other one squinted his eyes and said: I have information!
Together?
Together!
And the Great Heavenly Lord, with a swish, returned to the Queen Mother's Palace.
There have been a lot of unlocking poses recently, and I have a little back pain, but if I work hard, I might be able to make a little cotton-padded jacket.
The main reason is that the eldest daughter Yunhua has grown up and has to take care of the family, and the younger daughter Long Ji, well, let’s not mention it.
By the way, isn't it...?
The Great Heavenly Lord's eyes flashed, thinking of something.
"Report!"
Before entering the main hall, I saw soldiers trotting over.
"What?"
"Tianzun Qi, Mr. Long Dexing just sent the marriage settlement document."
"Long Dexing Lord? Is that that one?" Although the Great Heavenly Lord has been the Emperor of Heaven for countless years and has unparalleled experience, he really didn't think of it at this moment. Who is Long Dexing Lord? Is there such a person in heaven?
"Ahem!" Xiao Bing coughed and said, "It's Hong Jin!"
"Huh?" The Great Heavenly Lord was startled for a moment. He remembered, yes, there is such a person. Because those two old guys from the West were shameless, they took advantage of marriage and took away his little cotton-padded jacket. At that time, the Great Heavenly Lord knew all this.
That kind of anger, just cut this person out of your mind, otherwise you will be full of murderous intent when you think about it...
One Yunhua, one Longji, what the heck, that means he can't beat them, otherwise he could really kick those two guys from the West to death.
But, what the hell is that, the marriage settlement document?
The Great Heavenly Lord blinked his eyes. This annoying guy knew that he was dissatisfied with him and basically didn't dare to come out. Now he handed over a letter? What does it mean? He stretched out his hand and said: "Bring it here and let me take a look!"
Open it up, oh, the Great Heavenly Lord smiles, he is so happy.
The one who broke off the engagement!
The relationship between the two parties is not harmonious and it is not suitable to continue together?
In an instant, I understood. Although the other party did not dare to come out, his eyes were constantly staring at this side. It was obvious that he had also received the news just now.
I asked my niece to find a new nephew and son-in-law. This operation, I have to say, is really amazing!
Hong Jin was so frightened that he peed!
The Great Heavenly Lord waved his hand and said happily: "Go down and get two pots of wine and two golden elixirs. You have a holiday this month and have a good rest."
Xiao Bing was happy. He quickly clasped his fists and said happily: "Okay!"
Although the Heavenly Soldiers are not very busy, maybe they can get some rest, which is not bad.
After all, top leaders in government units are given leave, and this kind of rest is paid!
And there are two golden elixirs. There is usually only one golden elixir. Laojun’s Nine Turns Golden elixir, which is equivalent to half a year’s salary. How about cutting it? It’s a big profit!
Taking the letter, the Great Goddess ran into the Queen Mother's Palace happily.
At this moment, I saw three women sitting in the Queen Mother's Palace, accompanied by seven fairies.
The Queen Mother and her daughter Yun Hua were undoubtedly delighted. They looked at Yang Jian in the lower world in the huge mirror with a look of gossip.
Long Ji was also very happy, but it could be seen that there was a trace of depression between her eyebrows, and she looked envious of Yang Chan in the video.
If the person who marries her is like the Sword Master of Shushan, as a woman, she basically has no more requirements, right?
"Why don't you come over quickly?"
Seeing the Great Heavenly Lord, the Queen Mother said angrily, "One day in the sky and one year on the earth. If the time is not synchronized, Yang Jian left the heaven in an instant, and the following is directly frozen. You have to look at it in the time of the heaven, and it will be gone in the blink of an eye."
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So Li Sujian pointed to the sky and invited Yang Jian to start a battle. The Queen Mother called Yun Hua as her mother, and Long Ji, who had nothing to do all day long and was frowning, to wait for the Great Heavenly Lord to come back.
Not coming back? How is that possible!
As for those shameful postures, the Great Heavenly Lord, who is old and ignorant, may have looked at it. Of course, it is not the kind of watching the scene. He still has some morals. He just captures the images, observes them, and learns from them...
The Great Heavenly Lord nodded immediately, walked up quickly, and sat down next to the Queen Mother.
Suddenly, the Queen Mother's face turned red.
She seems to be a twenty-three-year-old young girl. In fact, she is a fairy in heaven. Although she has a huge actual age, her emotional age is not more than thirteen years old...
Look at the Queen Mother, she has given birth to two daughters, controls three thousand harem ladies, and has been married to the Great Goddess many times. But it is obvious that what kind of environment can there be in ancient times?
Moreover, given the identity of the Great God, the Queen Mother cannot turn around and go to a place like a brothel, so the relationship between the couple is still at the stage where they close their eyes in bed and leave everything to each other.
This kind of affectionate behavior in front of others will no doubt make you anxious even if you have done it several times.
"Be serious!" The Queen Mother quickly grabbed the Great Heavenly Lord's hand, this bastard is going to die!!
The Great Heavenly Lord smiled and grabbed the Queen Mother's jade hand. He couldn't pull it back even if he tried hard. Then he turned to look at Long Ji and said, "Here!"
"What is this?" Long Ji was stunned and couldn't help but take it and take a look. Then she was stunned and couldn't help but burst into tears.
Queen Mother and Yun Hua were also stunned and couldn't help turning their heads to look. After a while, they took a deep breath.
"How's it going? Is it okay? This is called borrowing my nephew's son-in-law's knife to kill him! Hey, you are still insisting on it. Look at my nephew and son-in-law, I can marry him together!"
"Father!" Long Ji couldn't help shouting, and his whole body was in a panic. Can he say this to his face?
cannot!
Alas, it's a pity that Li Su is not here. If he were, he would either be filled with hatred, or he could directly hold the Great Heavenly Lord's hand. In fact, this matter is not non-negotiable...
"Cough! Cough!"
After coughing twice, the Great Goddess raised his voice and said: "Okay, let's all watch the show, let's all watch the show! It's not common for a nephew's son-in-law to beat his brother-in-law...!"
When the Queen Mother and Yun Hua heard this, they both rolled their eyes.
What nonsense are you talking about...!
*******
Mortal world!
A moment after Li Su finished speaking, Erlang Shen arrived.
Looking at Li Su holding his little cotton-padded jacket in his arms, before Erlang Shen could open his mouth, a breath of air filled his heart and he almost spurted out blood!
Yang Jian's face turned dark and he said directly: "Let go of your claws!"
When Li Su heard this, he raised his eyebrows, hugged the girl and gave her a mouthful, which made the three worlds stare in shock.
What the hell!!!
Awesome!
In front of the God of Justice, fuck his sister?
The little girl was dizzy, with smoke puffing out from the top of her head. She was in a daze and didn't know where she was or what she was doing...
Erlangshen exploded, exploded on the spot, all three eyes were spraying thunder and lightning flashed!
The evil fire has been aroused. I'm not afraid of you getting it wrong today. I, Erlang Shen, will never do it, Yang, and take your surname!
Li Su smiled. Thousands of five hundred years of yearning, fifteen hundred years of resentment. How much love there is, how much hatred there is. Why, this bastard in front of him actually made him a fool for a whole thousand and fifty years.
I've been single for a hundred years, can I tolerate this? I can't.
He jumped up and flew directly towards the three young and cute little guys who looked like Nezha.
"Third Prince?" Li Su said.
Nezha nodded and looked at the brother in front of him with admiration. He was so awesome!
How can Erlang be so arrogant? Isn't he the only one in the world?
Li Su stretched out his hand and said, "Shake your hand!"
Nezha was startled, and held out his little hand. He was as big as an eight-year-old baby, and he looked really smart and weird.
Li Su shook hands and continued: "Are we acquainted? Are we friends?"
"Uh, count?"
"Cicada, stand still."
Slightly letting go of Yang Chan, Li Su took action, directly picked up Nezha, held him in his arms, kneaded and squeezed, then rubbed the other person's little face and said: "Nezha, you
But I never thought that I would have the opportunity to see my idol in person when I was a child, and I can’t even forgive you if I don’t hug you.”
While saying this, Li Su put down the little Nezha.
At this moment, little Nezha was completely confused. What happened? Was he being masturbated?
But why? It doesn’t feel bad!
He could feel Li Su's mood, not as if he were a child, but with a kind of incomparable fondness. It was just a way of expressing his feelings, a bit like his father.
Not far away, the corner of Yang Jian's mouth twitched, feeling that the scene looked so familiar.
In the Heavenly Court, at the Tota King's house, Mrs. Yin couldn't help but narrow her eyes. Although she had many sons, her youngest son was undoubtedly her favorite. She had used Li Su's skill a lot when she was a child, but unfortunately her son was older.
Not up to my mother.
It's all his father's fault, that bastard.
On the side, King Tota touched his beard. The strength was a bit heavy, and the skin of his chin was pulled. This rhythm looked familiar.
"Nezha, next time we go to the beach together, don't look for someone with an official position, look for an evil dragon, how about killing him and having a barbecue?"
Nezha's eyes lit up, he nodded and said, "Okay, okay! Brother-in-law, let's go together next time!"
"Ouch! Ouch!"
Beside, the barking dog barked.
"Yes, yes, and you!" Li Su leaned over and touched the Roaring Sky Dog, picked it up and moved his hands up and down, and after rubbing it again and again, he put it down with satisfaction, "I will never forget you about this!"
Roaring Sky Dog was happy, clucking his tongue, extremely happy.
Then, Qing Cong Gu Liang, who was holding a gold bucket, and Qing Cong Gu Liang, who was holding a pair of scissors and had a pair of scissors, came closer with expectant eyes.
Undoubtedly, Li Su has a big brother-like temperament, just like Gongming's brother, but different.
Gongming's elder brother kept the etiquette, but Li Su treated him with intimacy. Not only that, he also practiced the Lingbao Sutra and became 100% his own.
Looking at the expressions of the two girls, especially the things in their hands, Li Su was almost certain that the second of the legendary Three Xiao Empresses was Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao.
Undoubtedly, this kind of hugging is not suitable.
Although these two little girls looked really cute and fit the temperament of little cotton-padded jackets, Li Su still felt a little nervous when thinking of Yun Xiao sitting above them. She was a little afraid to pluck the tiger's beard for fear of being beaten.
The two little girls also realized something, and they suddenly became a little nervous and their little heads hunched down.
It was obvious that the person who was supposed to be her senior sister looked like a younger sister, but Li Suer couldn't bear it. She raised her hand and grabbed it, and the magic weapon, Dao Tang, appeared.
One little girl stuffed one in her mouth, and each of them stuffed a handful in their hands. They turned around and fed Nezha, Roaring Sky Dog, and Yang Chan each one, each holding a handful in each hand.
Then he reached out and touched the heads of the two little girls and said: "Two senior sisters, let's go out for a picnic when we have time, kill some monsters and other things, and have a barbecue!"
The two girls lay smacking their lips together, their eyes narrowed. Although Daoyun was a bit prickly, it was sweet and sour, which suited their tastes very well.
The two girls nodded immediately, eager to go immediately and said: "Okay!"
"Bastard, why don't you fight!!!"
Not far away, Erlang Shen was really furious and furious.
As soon as he finished speaking, the three girls, a child, and a dog looked at him sideways. However, when they saw Erlang Shen, Yang Chan, Nezha, and Roaring Sky Dog, they quickly turned their heads, but Qiongxiao Bixiao kept staring.
The idea of or else we should go to the bar is growing.
What about teaching?
Of all the living Jie Jiao, who doesn’t want to?
Li Su taught Yang Chan to Qiong Xiao and said: "Two senior sisters, my wife, Mashan will take care of her!"
"Oh! No problem!"
Giving the worried Yang Chan a look, Li Su turned around, took a deep breath, and a blazing silver light began to burst out from his eyes. The Qingping Sword appeared again, held in his palm.
In an instant, the sword intent soared into the sky and reached Yang Jian.
Yang Jian's eyes flashed, and there was no doubt that the person in front of him was completely different from what he was 1,500 years ago. Feeling the bone-shattering chill, today's execution was not as easy as he thought.
However, who is Yang Jian? The God of Justice, the God of War in the list of gods, the only being who has become a saint in the flesh.
If you have to fight, then fight!
At the moment of eye contact, the air was scorched, the heaven and earth were shaking, and the avenue was ringing.
The genius who explains the teachings and the giant who intercepts the teachings.
Jade Pure Scripture vs Lingbao True Scripture.
In just a moment, there was a terrifying force reverberating, endless Taoist rhymes colliding, and the heaven and earth space was directly torn apart by the power of the two people, even though they had not officially collided yet.
Li Su raised his steps and stepped into the infinite void and into the endless space.
Yang Jian raised his hand and made a move, and the three-pointed two-edged sword fell on the palm of his hand. He also stepped forward and entered the battlefield.
In the void, there are storms and sparks. They stir up everything and destroy everything. They are terrifying and turbulent.
But when faced with the two people entering, Baofeng felt something, and Xinghuo knew it, and directly avoided the two people, leaving the huge battlefield.
"Please!" Li Su held his sword in salute and spoke calmly.
Yang Jian returned the salute and raised his gun.
After a moment's pause, the two men disappeared directly, and endless sparks exploded in the void. In the blink of an eye, they fought wildly a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand, and a hundred thousand times.
The terrifying sword intent and the terrifying blades crisscrossed wildly in the void, causing sparks to pierce through the fragments of the world one after another and shattering the meteors left here by the universe.
They fought fast and high.
The bodies of both of them are densely covered with endless Dao rhymes, and both have chapters of the Dao appearing, densely outlines of infinite power.
They kept fighting fiercely, and neither side showed any mercy, and the most extreme confrontation broke out.
On one side, the sword light is fierce, and the infinite sword intent soars into the sky, turning into a sword that can cut through the sky. At a glance, it is almost impossible to see the head. Each sword is like a real divine sword, emitting a vast divine light.
Cut the sky and split the earth.
That is the most grand chapter of the Lingbao Sutra. Although it is made of thoughts into a sword, this sword is no different from a divine weapon.
On one side, the sword was blazing, the three-pointed two-edged sword opened and closed, and the four forces of wind, fire, water, and earth gathered together. With every blow, a vast space was cut off and shattered by it.
That is the secret of the Yuqing Chapter, which uses earth, fire, and geomantic omen to reopen the world, carrying the power of destruction.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
As the two men continued to fight, countless people in the heaven watched with burning eyes and excitement.
One is gifted with extraordinary talent, and the other has unparalleled understanding.
After going through years of hard work, the two have reproduced a trace of the ancient times, the era of saints, and the Sanqing Dynasty.
The Jie Jiao disciples shouted excitedly, and the Chan Jiao disciples, although suppressed, also clenched their fists and stared at the two people fighting.
The blood is boiling and the heart is burning!
Perhaps because the cause of this battle was ridiculous, it seemed to have no burden. It was precisely because of this that the fighting spirit that had been calmed for many years was activated by the two people fighting against each other.
It’s not the time when you are a god, but this kind of battle is truly addictive!!!
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Uh..., sorry everyone, it's late at noon and late in the afternoon. The more I write, the more excited I am...!