Seeing Monkey Sun, who was in such a state of desolation, Qin Fen couldn't help but feel sadness in his heart.
The former Monkey King, the Monkey King, wore a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, golden armor with chains, and walked on lotus root silk.
How majestic, how handsome, how valiant!
Looking at him now, weeds are growing on his head, but he still looks indifferent.
It's too damaging to the image of the hero and it's too embarrassing for the Orientals.
"laugh……"
Following the scenes from TV movies, Qin Fen tore off a corner of his clothes and wet them with wine.
Holding a bright and cold sharp knife in his hand, he walked straight to Monkey Sun, his eyes still glowing with green light.
The rhythm of murder!
"Hey, hey, doll, what do you want to do?"
When the beggar Sun Houhou saw this scene, his heart trembled a little.
What is this going on? Could it be that I am too thirsty and want to just open the ladle and eat fresh monkey brains?
He had seen many such things happen back then. Many goblins were fond of this and would specially open ladles to eat human brains.
"Hey, hey, hey, baby, what are you going to do? I am the Monkey King, the Monkey King. If you dare to be disrespectful to me and eat my brain, be careful, I will make you lose your soul. I guarantee that you will not even die.
I don’t know, I’m sure you’ll regret it!”
Monkey Sun was drooling, looking fierce and angry.
Although he is the Monkey King, although he has seventy-two transformations, although he has a golden cudgel, although he has flaming eyes, and although he has the ability to reach the sky, he is now pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, and his whole body is covered with ninety
The nine iron locks are locked and cannot be used at all.
He even has the ability to save his life.
We can only use the tiger skin as a banner to bluff first.
But it seemed that Qin Fen ignored him at all. The sharp knife in his hand felt even colder under the sunlight, and the green light in his eyes became brighter. It seemed that there was also his greed, the greed for his monkey brain.
, what is the other hand holding a piece of cloth for?
"Hey, hey, baby, my grandson is the Monkey King, the Monkey King. He hasn't had a bath in hundreds of years. It stinks so much!"
Sun Houhou saw that warnings and threats were useless, so he had no choice but to think of other ways.
"So what?"
Qin Fen blinked his big eyes and forced down the doubts in his heart.
There was a time when he had serious doubts that this was not the legendary Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
When did Monkey Sun become so cowardly?
No matter what happened, he no longer cared about Sun Houhou's feelings, and gently plucked the dust and weeds off his head a few times.
"It's a murder, please come help!"
Monkey Sun made a cry for help like a killing pig, crying and shouting with tears in his eyes.
If you hadn't seen Monkey Sun causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace with your own eyes, this scene would have made people seriously doubt that he was a fake.
With lamentation, doubts and dissatisfaction, Qin Fen began to repair and rectify Sun Houhou's image in all aspects.
"Hey, my grandson's hair!"
"Hey, my grandson's eyes!"
"Hey, my grandson's nose!"
"Hey, my grandson's mouth!"
Rub, rub, and remove the dust and dog tail flowers from his head.
Chi Chi, use a sharp knife to clean up the stray hairs on monkey monkey's face.
Huo Huo, partially repair the other uncomfortable areas on Sun Houhou’s face.
Finally, he wiped his head, face, nose, mouth, and ears with the wet clothes stained with wine.
Twenty minutes later, the repairs were completed.
Although Monkey Sun is no longer the same image as before, he is at least much better than the beggar he was just now.
"Great Sage, you...why are you still moved to tears?"
Seeing Sun Houhou with tears streaming down his face, Qin Fen felt a little uncomfortable.
"you……"
Monkey Sun was so angry that his eyebrows were raised.
Do you even need to ask? It's not all your fault, you even used a piece of clothes stained with wine.
Look what you did, you cut off my hair, rubbed my nose red, and wiped my mouth until the skin fell off.
And my ears, why are you taking a knife out of them? They're still buzzing.
"Sorry, I was a little rough just now, but now your image is much better, you look a bit like a great sage!"
"What does it mean to look like a great sage? I am basically the Monkey King, the Monkey King, okay... Gululu..."
While Monkey Sun was wiping his tears, his stomach made an unconscious growling sound.
"I understand, I understand, Great Sage, please wait a moment!"
Qin Fen quickly ran to the barbecue grill and tore into a large piece of golden barbecue dripping with oil.
Accidentally, I was burned by a hidden fire.
Regardless of all that, he quickly ran to Sun Houhou, with a bright smile and a flattering tone and said: "Great Sage Grandpa, are you hungry? This junior baked this by himself. I guarantee that you will eat it more deliciously."
Forget all those unpleasant things!"
Sun Houhou blinked his still-crying eyes, rubbed his stomach that was still gurgling, and then looked at the golden barbecue in Qin Fen's hand. The saliva from the corner of his mouth flowed out involuntarily again. It's delicious. It's really delicious.
Most of the unpleasantness was forgotten.
"Grandpa Great Sage, would you like to eat something? Although your craftsmanship is a bit rough, can you make a living for a few bites?"
Qin Fen now regrets his recklessness just now.
If Monkey Sun gets really angry because he doesn't appreciate it, the activation of his black Rubik's Cube will be a problem, and his wish to go home will be ruined.
"What are you looking at? Why don't you bring me your little wine? How can you eat barbecue without wine?"
Monkey Sun said everything the experts said.
Back then, he not only conquered all three mountains and five mountains in heaven and earth, but also ate and drank all over three mountains and five mountains in heaven and earth.
He knows all the food and wine in Hornglary.
"Okay, okay!"
Qin Fen gave Xiaojiu to him again with a smile on his face. He didn't dare to offend Sun Houhou again.
Whether he can activate the Rubik's Cube and return to the future depends entirely on Monkey King.
"How about it, Great Sage Grandpa, how do you feel about eating barbecue with some wine?"
Qin Fen stretched out his face, licked it and said: "Great Sage Grandpa, this junior was indeed a little reckless just now. He went under the knife without the Great Sage Grandpa's consent. I am here to say sorry to the Great Sage Grandpa. This is my respect.
It’s the Great Sage’s, I’ll do it first out of respect!”
This flattery made Monkey Sun feel happy, and he gave up most of his anger just now.
"My old grandson is not such a narrow-minded person!"
Monkey Sun snatched the barbecue and small wine from Qin Fen's hands and drank most of them straight away.
This eating scene is completely the eating broadcast of later generations.
"Well, this wine still tastes like seven-day drunkenness. Where did you get this wine?"
Monkey Sun drank more than half of the wine before he suddenly remembered the taste of the wine.
With his big eyes that were still a little uncomfortable, Gululu turned and took a good look at the person in front of him.
"I seem to remember the secret recipe for seven-day drunkenness. I passed it on to the little shepherd boy back then. How do you have his wine? Who are you and why are you here? From the look in your eyes, I feel that there is something wrong with it.
Familiar, have we known each other before?"
"I know you, of course I know you!"
The peach blossoms on Qin Fen's face were in full bloom.
Since Sun Houhou has taken the initiative to mention this past, he definitely can't let it go easily, he must emphasize it more.
"Juniors, please meet the Great Sage!"
Qin Fen respectfully handed over a piece of luggage, while Sun Houhou looked confused.
"You...you are..."
"To be honest, this junior is the descendant of the little shepherd boy. He is my grandfather. The Seven Days of Drunkenness was also passed down from my grandfather back then. I think the Great Sage Grandpa is the Immortal in the Dream that my grandfather said.
Junior Chen Zhou is giving the Great Sage a discount here!"
Plop, plop.
Qin Fen lifted his clothes and bowed down, then gave Sun Houhou three nods.
Although he was said to be kowtowing to his parents, Qin Fen still knelt down to his grandson today.
Of course, it is also mixed with the guilt he felt for betraying his grandson Houhou.
Besides, it is not shameful to kowtow to Sun Houhou. Many people want to kowtow but have not yet found this way.
"Are you a descendant of the little shepherd boy?"
Sun Houhou looked at Qin Fen in confusion again, and then there was anger on his face, "Ah, who's Mao Shen is here, and he is pretending to be a ghost and deceiving your Grandpa Sun again. My old grandson has really blazing eyes."
You're not jealous, why don't you show it off quickly?"
"This...where do you start talking about this?"
Sun Houhou's sudden anger caught Qin Fen off guard and made him confused.
"Grandpa Great Sage, this junior may be fake, but this bow and arrow should not be fake, right? You gave it to my grandpa back then!"
That day, Mr. Chen was forced by Qin Fen to tell the truth. Their grandfather was a shepherd boy and his bow and arrows were given by Sun Dasheng.
Even being drunk for seven days was intentional on his part.
According to the speculations of their ancestors, the secret recipe for this wine may have been passed down by the Great Sage.
With bows and arrows and Seven Days of Drunkenness, once you really encounter Sun Monkey, at least your life will not be in danger.
It has been passed down from generation to generation that the Sun Monkey trapped under Wuzhi Mountain has long since become a demon in the long river of time, and may even feed on living people.
Therefore, Mr. Chen deliberately told the wrong place, and therefore Qin Fen spent four or five years looking for Monkey King in vain.
As for how we found Monkey Sun today, it might have been an accident.
Or maybe Wuzhishan also experienced crustal movement, moving from the east to the west, causing a big dislocation between east and west.
Seeing the bow and arrow handed over by Qin Fen, the past years flashed through Sun Houhou's eyes. It was a time worth remembering.
At the beginning, when he was under the Wuzhi Mountain, it was not like there were no relatives and friends coming to see him.
But most of them have bad intentions, just for the preciousness of him, his cultivation skills, and his weapon, the golden cudgel.
Later, the demons, monsters, and even gods with evil intentions that he simply didn't recognize turned into his friends, and were seen through by his fiery eyes.
Lu Shenxian was extremely disgusted.
The little shepherd boy was the only one whose heart was blank, and he was the one who came to see him without any purpose.
Purely, it was just a chance encounter.
"You said you are a descendant of the little shepherd boy. You should know a lot of things about my old grandson. Tell me a few things!"
Sun Houhou's eyes were as bright as a torch, which made Qin Fen feel hairy in his heart.
He is not a heavenly soldier now, so Monkey Sun naturally does not recognize him.
"OK!"
Qin Fen replied very honestly.
I dare not say anything else, but I am very familiar with the Monkey King of Journey to the West.
Since this is the world of Journey to the West, and since this is Monkey Sun in the world of Journey to the West, the plot in Journey to the West will not be fake.