He wears a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, golden armor with chainmail, and walks on lotus root silk.
"Greetings to the Great Sage!"
"Well, baby, do you recognize my grandson?"
"I recognize you. The great sage is so heroic and majestic. Who in heaven doesn't recognize you?"
"Hahaha, what a heroic and powerful bear! Hahaha, what a heroic and powerful bear!"
"Farewell to the great sage!"
"Well, be good, baby!"
The monkey waddled away with a faint smile.
Before leaving, he did not forget to pat Xiao Bing on the shoulder with his furry monkey hand, "You can teach a child, and you can hope for immortality!"
"Well done, Great Sage!"
"Well, let's go, let's go!"
The smile on Xiao Bing's face was brighter than the smile on the Great Sage's face.
The monkey who patted his shoulder and called him "baby" was none other than the famous Monkey King, the Monkey King in Journey to the West.
The last time he went to heaven because he was dissatisfied with Bi Ma and Wen Guan, he was not just named the Monkey King by the Jade Emperor, who is as famous as Heaven and Earth.
He has a job but no power. He has nothing to do all day long. He is drunk every day. Today he drinks with Laojun and tomorrow he chats with the Three Saints.
In less than three months, his figure has traveled almost everywhere in the sky and on the earth. He has old friends and new friends in three mountains, five mountains, nine palaces and nine places.
Xiao Bing, who is familiar with the plot of Journey to the West, met Monkey Sun who was returning drunk while on duty today, and took the initiative to go up and say hello.
"Haha, got it!"
Looking at the small flashing light in his mind, Xiao Bing's bright face became even brighter, brighter than the peach blossoms in March.
The soldier's name is Qin Fen, and he just arrived from the twenty-first century Earth three days ago.
Once drunk, he changed from an otaku to a heavenly soldier, and he was still the kind of inferior heavenly soldier who could only do odd jobs and guard the door.
It doesn't matter, no matter what kind of heavenly soldier it is, at least we have an iron rice bowl and are a true god.
What's more, not only did he become a little heavenly soldier, he also brought a golden finger, a black little Rubik's Cube, in his mind.
There was no hint, so I just learned the name from the Marvel movies and temporarily called him the Rubik's Cube.
He didn't know what the specific function was until last night when another Heavenly Soldier was drunk and patted him on the shoulder, causing a puff of smoke to appear. The small Rubik's Cube accidentally lit up, and when he returned, he immediately had it in his mind.
Got information about Xiao Bing’s magical Qilin hand.
Today, Qin Fen was on duty and happened to meet the Monkey King, the Monkey King, who was returning drunk.
Fortunately, I also got a pat on the shoulder from Monkey King, the Monkey King.
Even more fortunately, when the monkey patted his shoulder, the little Rubik's Cube in his mind also lit up with a light.
"Hey hey hey..."
Qin Fen's bright face lit up for a while, and he was so excited that his heartbeat accelerated, and he could hear his own heartbeat of ecstasy.
If he hadn't been on a mission, he would have wanted to run back now to see what the light in his mind had brought to him, whether it was a seventy-two transformation that could change its shape at will, or a somersault cloud that could turn over thousands of miles.
, or both.
"Baby, why are you giggling?"
When he was hesitating whether to open the Rubik's Cube now and what magical power he had copied from the Monkey King, the drunk Monkey Monkey appeared next to Qin Fen inexplicably. He was so frightened that Qin Fen turned pale and almost fell down. Wouldn't the monkey have noticed him?
Bad intentions, right?
He was not on duty today, the one on duty had diarrhea and collapsed last night.
In order to get close to Sun Houhou, Qin Fen volunteered to go on duty at Nantianmen, just to get a shot of Sun Houhou.
"baby!"
When Qin Fen was surprised and found out, a fluffy monkey's tail held him up.
"Thank you, Great Sage!"
After forcing himself to calm down, Qin Fen did not forget to salute Sun Houhou to express his gratitude.
"Hey, you're welcome, baby!"
On Sun Houhou's smiling face, a pair of big black eyes rotated, and one rune after another emanated from his eyes.
At this moment, Monkey Sun has not made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and has not been burned by Laojun in the Eight Diagrams Furnace. Naturally, it is not due to his magical power, flaming eyes and true eyes.
"Great Sage Grandpa..."
Qin Fen asked tentatively.
He felt that although the monkey was drunk, it seemed that his state of mind was transparent.
Nothing can be hidden from his eyes. Could it be possible that he, the counterfeit, has really discovered some clues?
You must know that an innate saint like Sun Houhou can completely see through a person's past and present lives with just a pair of eyes.
"Baby, I'll reward you!"
After a while of runes flashing, Sun Houhou smiled calmly again, and with a movement of his right hand, a golden elixir with rays of light appeared in his right hand, "This is the Nine-turn elixir I took from Laojun's alchemy furnace this morning.
, it’s freshly baked, eat it while it’s hot!”
"Thank you, Great Sage, for the reward. I will keep it in my heart, little soldier!"
Qin Fen took back his little heart that was about to jump out of his chest and respectfully expressed his gratitude again.
And secretly said to myself in my heart, this heaven is really too transparent, no matter how many benefits there are, it cannot be here.
The scene just now was too terrifying. When Sun Monkey's rune was flashing, he seemed like a paper man motionless, like meat on a chopping board.
There is no doubt that Monkey Sun only needed one thought. He probably didn't even know how he died, and he was completely destroyed physically and mentally.
"Don't be afraid, baby, in the future in heaven, no... no matter in the sky or on the ground, if there is anything you can't handle, you can use my name as an excuse. Although I can't give you a path to immortality,
, but it can guarantee your eternal life without worries!”
Qin Fen was so frightened that his soul was almost gone.
Obviously, the meaning of this sentence at least shows that Monkey King, the Monkey King, has discovered his clues.
It seems that he really can't be a soldier of heaven, and no matter what, he can no longer have this iron rice bowl.
But……
But there are so many benefits in heaven.
Besides, what Sun Houhou said just now, it seems that he said it in a loud voice on purpose.
"try hard!"
"Work well!"
"Great future!"
"The road to immortality is bright!"
After a while, the so-called heavenly soldiers and even heavenly generals came over to greet Qin Fen.
But to Qin Fen, it sounded different. It was clearly a warning to himself, a warning that he was in danger.
Others don't know, but he knows.
Soon Monkey King will cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace. It is impossible for him, Monkey King's designated younger brother, to die without being shattered into pieces.
After finally getting through to the shift change time, Qin Fen was once again dragged by a heavenly soldier to chat and drink.
Needless to say, he must have also heard Sun Houhou's words of taking care of him, which was an attempt to get closer to him.
Run, run away, definitely run away!
Beat him to death. As long as he can't be beaten to death, he won't come back next time.