"This is a wealthy family, but they still buy a microwave oven for their own use!!" Sun Yue complained.
Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "That's a hobby. It's inevitable that the old man is rich! Teacher Sun's father's surname is Sun!"
"Yes!"
"It's called Wang Fugui!!"
"Never heard of it."
The surname was changed immediately. Sun Yue's eyes widened and he hurried over to stop, "The surname is Sun and Wang Fugui. What is this surname?"
"How nifty does it sound?"
"It's not cool! My father's surname also needs to be Sun!"
"Yes! Even though the old man is so rich and his house is full of antiques, he loves to be kind. He often says that I want to be the best person in the world!"
After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, he raised the knife in his right hand and swung it down.
The expression on Sun Yue's side looked so painful, and this look caused bursts of chuckles from the audience below.
Then he added another sentence.
"Can you please don't use the knife when you say this?"
"Anyway, your dad wants to be a kind person, but the old man said it again." Qi Yuncheng held his hand slightly on the table and spoke imitating the situation.
"I can't control all the poor people in the world. No poor people are allowed within a radius of twenty miles of my residence."
"This is not easy." Sun Yue sighed.
"I went out with the housekeeper and the staff. If I saw any poor people, I had to take care of them and ask them."
Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng seemed to see him on the stage and immediately waved in one direction.
"Come on, come on!"
Sun Yue said: "Did you see it now?"
"I saw a woman holding a child and crying, dressed in rags.
After coming over, the old man asked, what happened?"
"Ask."
"Women, just cry and complain. Life can't go on anymore. Both parents are dead, the husband has a car accident, you are in poor health, and your children are sick and you don't have money to treat them!
This is when the woman burst into tears.
So does your father’s tears.”
"I have a good heart, but I can't bear to see this. Try to find a way to help others." Sun Yue heard a little sympathy on his expression, so he said this slowly.
He was all like this, and Qi Yuncheng, who played the old man, was even more like this. He was holding on to the table and covering his face while crying. He couldn't bear to look directly at this woman.
I was speechless for a long time.
After sobbing for the last time, he looked at the woman and spoke.
"Drive her away quickly, my heart is broken!!!"
Hahahaha!
As soon as the baggage was handed over, bursts of laughter erupted.
I never expected to be given such a place.
Sun Yue was surprised on the stage at this time, "Why don't we drive him away and save him?"
Qi Yuncheng made a two with his right hand, and his words were full of pride, "There are no poor people within these twenty miles!!"
"Yes! That means there are no poor people, and those who have have been kicked out."
"The old man is kind-hearted!"
"What kind of kindness is this?"
"But once he goes out to show his kindness, his family will be busy."
"What are you busy with?"
Pointing to the three o'clock direction, Qi Yuncheng began to explain, "The old man is out now and will be back in two hours."
"Yes."
"Come back and prepare things for his use."
Sun Yue hurriedly asked, "What can I use for this?"
"It's the hottest time in June, so give him the watermelon first and put it in the well!"
"Why put it in the well?"
Qi Yuncheng slightly gestured to the size of the wellhead, "There is a well in the backyard of my home. I can eat some fruit when the weather is hot, but if I put it in the refrigerator and eat it, it will hurt my stomach.
It feels very comfortable after eating in the well.
So I put all the watermelons, plums, and peaches inside."
"That's called a town!"
"The housekeepers are sweating like this. Who can stand the cold weather in June? But they are still busy, telling the chef to make snacks and prepare sour plum soup.
When the old man comes back and it’s hot, he has to drink.”
"Yeah!"
"Put the flower in the flower position and water it when it's time. Feed the bird in the position of the bird.
Those who feed the dogs hurry up and run away when they have to.
I'm so busy, just waiting for the old man to come back."
"Serve him alone."
"It's hot! Two hours later, the butler came to pick her up. Two butlers and four waiters were at the door."
Qi Yuncheng slightly pinched his cuffs with his fingers, and then wiped his sweat with the cuffs. After wiping, he looked at it specially.
It expresses all the characters’ states.
When it came to this, Song Yi actually observed the most, because this was also a performance, but he didn't say much and just watched silently.
Anyway, I think this theater cross talk is very interesting.
It’s much more enjoyable than just looking at it on the phone.
After all, there are so many people watching together, and the atmosphere is here.
But just as she was thinking about it, Qi Yuncheng suddenly pointed out, "Hey, the old man is back. Hey, it's so majestic to stand like this when you come back.
Everyone, this wealth cannot be bought with money.
It radiates from the inside out.
Holding a small civilized stick."
Sun Yue was confused: "Civilized stick?"
Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience below and waved his hands, "It's not that I can't walk. This stick is my identity, and I also have a Hai Long hat on my head.
Sea dragons are a hundred times warmer than otters."
The audience reacted at this time, after all, it was the dog days of summer, while Sun Yue was silently thinking about it.
Wait until you figure it out.
Not letting Qi Yuncheng stop gesturing about the hat on his head, he pulled his arm and said, "Wait a minute, it's three days in June, the housekeepers are all sweating, and he's wearing a Hailong hat?"
"Yes!" Qi Yuncheng replied without hesitation.
"Good guy, is the old man sweating?"
"Just to make it clear, I have it at home."
"Just tell people this information?"
"Hai Long's hat, of course, I'm afraid I won't have time to wear it."
"Well, you will die after wearing it."
"Wearing a fox coat!"
At this point, some of the audience may not understand, so Sun Yue asked him to explain, "What is fox crop?"
"Fox crop is the piece of skin under the fox's neck.
It’s the warmest thing on a fox’s body.
When it sleeps, it lowers its head and rests its mouth on the crop.
This leather is the softest and most expensive."
After gesturing his whole body, Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "This coat is all made of fox crop.
How much does it cost?"
Sun Yue: "That's right!"
Qi Yuncheng: "Hai Long's hat, Hu Zai's coat, and the leather shoes under my feet cannot be made of cowhide."
Sun Yue: "What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng: "It's hot and I cover my feet!"
Sun Yue: "That's right!"
Qi Yuncheng: "Chicken skin!!!"
The tone was exaggerated, and the audience laughed a lot when they imagined this.
I’ve never heard of anyone wearing this.
Sun Yue frowned, feeling uncomfortable, "Is this a pimple on your leg?"
"The chicken skin is the thinnest! Your dad wears these shoes, and there are three points in the toe!"
"Sanjian'er?" Sun Yue stretched out his hand, and then pointed three fingers on one side. After seeing it, he felt ugly, "If this is the case, wouldn't it be over if I just put the chicken claws out?"