Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 145 Four hundred million, do you care if people live wherever they like?
The old man who was struggling on the ground suddenly stood up and shouted to Guo Degang, who was standing a few meters away, "Nonsense, you should stop it a little bit.
Stand so far away!!"
"I'm afraid of being splashed with blood!!"
As soon as the two people talked, the audience burst into laughter, especially when they saw the scene just now. Guo Degang was originally standing at the table, and then started fighting.
Not only did he not stop me from moving forward, he actually took a few steps back.
For fear of contaminating myself.
However, the old couple didn’t have anything else to lose, so they both returned to the microphone and tidied it up.
But as they were packing up, the two of them suddenly turned their heads and found that no one was in sight at another location.
The reason why no one could be seen was because Qi Yuncheng was still lying on the stage, with an expression on his face that didn't seem to understand how he was thrown over.
Seeing this situation, Guo Degang and the audience below burst into laughter again.
With no other choice, the old couple hurried to find the child.
Qi Yuncheng, who was pulled up, walked behind the microphone and was still confused, "Good guy, this is my first time to lie down and talk about cross talk!
This is called a stimulus.
Hey, how did I get there just now?"
"Hahaha!" Guo Degang laughed heartily, and he was also happy because the effect just now was so good, so he looked at the audience and sighed, "Oh, you are really here tonight.
But then again, what’s going on, why did the fight start!”
"What else can I do? This mantle is mine!!!"
A word from Yu Qian!
The whole wearing mandarin jacket has completely entered the real life.
As the show progresses, the audience actually knows that Deyun has performed a lot in recent years, and it is also a very traditional joke.
So later Qi Yuncheng also introduced how this mandarin jacket came from, and the benefits to the uncle of wearing it himself.
The advantage is that it helps him smooth out his words.
These are all prescribed lines.
There are no too many changes. The only changes are the random jokes and words that a few people add from time to time.
After finishing these.
Yu Qian stood in his place and started chatting with Guo Degang.
"It's nothing. How can I cover it up? Besides, do we need it? We don't lack anything at home, and we have whatever we want.
Do I still have sex with others?
To tell you the truth, our family happened to be demolished this time, so I have to compensate you for the demolition money. I didn’t even tell you."
Guo Degang nodded seriously, "No!"
"My family was good before, but now it has reached a new level, not just one, but several. How much did our old man and old lady lose at once? Do you know?"
"How much?"
"Four billion!!!"
The price is revealed.
The audience below exclaimed in surprise.
Yu Qian continued to speak at this time, "But having said that, there is something wrong with the old man and the old lady!"
"What's going on?"
"I am his biological son, but he didn't tell me when the demolition money came out."
Guo Degang: "Maybe I forgot."
"It doesn't matter if I forget. The old couple are old and their minds may be a little confused. But not only did they not tell me, they also moved!!"
Yu Qian showed a surprised expression, "The old couple took 400 million to move, but they didn't tell me about this!
We haven’t moved any closer yet.”
"Where did it move?"
"The old couple took 400 million and moved directly into the sun!"
"That's enough!" Guo Degang stretched out his hand to stop, "This is already a bit cloudy!"
"When I asked about it, the house was quite warm."
"Oh, that's warm, let me stop you."
"What's wrong?"
"First of all, we gave 400 million for the demolition. I won't mention that. In addition, it makes sense that the old couple didn't tell you. They forgot about it in a moment of confusion, but they moved to the sun."
"Yes, he didn't tell me."
Guo Degang looked at his senior brother and frowned, "Maybe they melted before they had a chance to say anything!"
“I moved before I even had time to say anything!”
"Okay, you are talking nonsense."
"You don't believe it?"
"Don't believe it!"
"Then ask him!" Yu Qian suddenly pointed at Qi Yuncheng, who was wearing a mandarin jacket and in standby mode.
"He knows?" Guo Degang suddenly looked at his apprentice.
"Yes, he went to the sun to find our old man."
"Then it's great that he can come back."
A subconscious comment.
Guo De just turned to the child and said, "Qi Yuncheng!",
"Hey! Master!" Qi Yuncheng responded quickly.
"Let me tell you something. There is a family that moved and was given 400 million in demolition money. This old man and lady didn't tell their son, and even said they used the 400 million in demolition money to move into the sun."
Hearing Master's words, Qi Yuncheng took a step closer, then looked up at the heart-shaped hairstyle on Master's head, "Master, are there sprouts on your head too!"
"What a mess."
Guo Degang quickly stopped with his fan and said again, "Is this credible?"
"Nonsense!! Who can say this with buds on their head!!"
Hahaha!
Qi Yuncheng cursed again indirectly, and the audience chuckled again.
But Yu Qian was not happy, so he directly bypassed Guo De and went over to pull his mantle again.
This time, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to help cover up the lie.
Suddenly amplify the sound.
"Yes, there is such a thing!"
"Then tell me about this fantasy story." Guo Degang looked like he was watching a good show.
"Think about it, it's a good thing to demolish someone's house. How much do you want to pay?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly looked at his uncle and asked.
Yu Qian stretched out four fingers and said, "Four hundred million!"
"Four hundred million! Four hundred million!"
After muttering twice, Qi Yuncheng couldn't think of any explanation behind the microphone, so he suddenly gritted his teeth and shouted, "Do you care where people live wherever they like? See you later!!"
"Come back!!!!"
I saw my apprentice running towards the side curtain again.
Guo Degang was about to go crazy. He quickly ran over and caught him by the collar.
When I come back, I will complain.
"This is such an explanation, so damn stupid! Why did you send me away? That's the sun!!"
"Oops!"
Qi Yuncheng was helpless at the moment. He rubbed his hands together and could only think of something to say.
"He even moved into the sun! Think about it, this person's brain is very powerful! You may find it incredible when you hear this, and you may not understand it!"
Guo Degang nodded while listening: "Yeah!"
"It sounds impossible at first, but the human brain will think differently. Aren't you hot? Aren't you hot?"
Speaking of this, Qi Yuncheng remembered something and his expression became calm. He put his left hand on his master's arm and slapped the table with his right hand.
"By the way, we go out at night, but no one goes out during the day! This is so good, this is such a perfect explanation!!"