"I'll go, this mandarin-jacketing scene is going crazy. Qi Yuncheng will do the work himself?"
"Hahaha! The expressions of Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu are so funny and confused. Looking at Qi Yuncheng is like looking at a ghost!"
"Is this a live transaction? Qi Yuncheng really wants to fight to the death with these two people?"
"This is more cruel than hurting others. It seems that I really want you two to die on the stage!"
……
At the Beizhan Theater, in addition to applause, there are laughter and voices.
How could you imagine this?
But then Guo Degang calmed down on the stage and said, "I haven't even heard the question, and you already know the answer?"
"Of course!"
"Okay, I'll take it easy!"
Guo Degang put down the fan in his hand, stretched out his hands to sign, and bent his thumbs, "There are no thumbs on both hands, and she wears ten rings on eight fingers. Is it because she has six fingers?"
"That's right!" Qi Yuncheng stood nearby and confirmed again.
"...!"
Guo Degang was silent for a long time behind the table, then suddenly turned to look at Yu Qian, who was also confused. Yu Qian's expression was even more dazed, and he looked confused and didn't know what to say.
And the more this gesture is made, the happier the audience’s voices below are.
But this is all a performance, what is needed is this kind of reaction and effect like hanging out. The less they can see it, the more powerful the actor is.
And while he was still there, Guo Degang took a deep breath and looked at his senior brother, motioning him down and said, "Okay, this is very reasonable, what do you do next!"
Yu Qian clasped his hands together and was confused for three or four seconds before finally hesitating and saying, "I, I may have forgotten my words!!"
Hahahahaha!
Everyone in the Beizhan Theater was instantly guarded by this sentence and couldn't stop laughing.
They had never seen Teacher Yu’s confused look before.
At the same time, there is no one who doesn't admire Qi Yuncheng, who can make the uncle confused. It seems that this is his real ability.
In laughter.
Yu Qian quickly looked at Qi Yuncheng and said, "You already know everything, where is this going?"
Guo Degang stood among them and gestured to his apprentice grandly, "This is our Yunzi Department!"
"I, I say I am filial."
With no other choice, Yu Qian could only go back to the next line, "The old lady is happy, and I feel at ease now. I just want to go out and play.
I have plenty of money,
You also know that I don’t like the city, I like the suburbs!
I want to build a big house in the suburbs, but I don’t want to go anywhere there is no one!”
Guo Degang said: "Quiet!"
"Yes! But the only bad thing is that it is windy today, and everyone knows the weather in Yanjing.
Just two days ago, the wind was so strong. Can I withstand the forty-level wind in my deserted wilderness?
And there is a well in my yard..."
"I know this!!"
Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng, who had been listening quietly, spoke again, and with this opening, the audience could already foresee something.
Then I watched Qi Yuncheng dancing and explaining.
"Why did his well scrape the outside of the wall? It's because it's a fence! Scraping a hole into it made the well go out.
He thought he was scratching the outside of the wall."
Guo Degang: "..."
Yu Qian: "..."
Once again, the two elders on the stage fell into silence.,
After a while, the former spoke again.
"Good guy, Uncle Yu just mentioned the well, but you haven't mentioned the wall yet. You have already guessed it?"
When the master said this, Qi Yuncheng almost burst into laughter. After all, how could cross talk not be fun, but he held back and continued to speak.
"Of course, I am also a VIP member of Youku. I have watched so many Deyun crosstalks!"
"Okay!"
At this time, Guo Degang picked up the fan and held it, then turned to put pressure on Yu Qian, "Teacher Yu, what he said is right!
The wind blew outside.
Very reasonable! You continue!"
Once the pressure is on.
Yu Qian stood nearby and felt almost useless. He quickly picked up the white handkerchief on the table and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
After putting it down for two or three seconds, he picked it up again and applied it again, giving people a very panicky feeling.
Finally, as if gasping for air, he gave another thing loudly.
"I bought a big white horse for more than 10 million yuan, but it fell into a tea bowl and drowned."
Less than half a second later, Qi Yuncheng on the other side answered again, "I know very well, this Grasshopper is trading a horse. If the Grasshopper falls into the tea bowl and you drown, it is equivalent to his big white horse drowning."
This time Guo Degang pointed out calmly, "I agree with what you said, because I have heard this matter several times myself."
Suddenly, Yu Qian wiped his sweat again and gestured, "Do you know that I have a big dog at home?"
"The dog's tail is holding the watch in front of me!!" Qi Yuncheng still answered without hesitation.
Yu Qian: "I, I..."
Seeing that the uncle was hesitating and speechless for a long time, Qi Yuncheng quickly said, "Uncle, you are a little nervous!
Relax!"
"Can I relax?"
Guo Degang: "Can't relax, your uncle has his tail between his legs!!"
"This is all nonsense!! Let me tell you another one for you to guess!"
Yu Qian was really at a loss. He looked panicked like never before. When he finally remembered something, he slapped the table.
"Come! Let's chat! Do you know I have a zoo?"
"Know!"
"That's right! The zoo is full of rare treasures. Come sit in my zoo and see them! Dogs, horses, pigeons, and peacocks!"
The more he talked, the happier he became. Yu Qian pointed in a direction and said, "Just drink tea and watch the horse run by. It feels so beautiful!
After a while, the dog ran over and started flying.
I just watched the horses chasing each other and rolling around happily!
Later, the more I looked at him, the smaller he became.
What happens next..."
Guo Degang couldn't stand listening anymore and hurriedly helped to pick him up, "Then there was a Santa Claus who followed the car, right?"
"Hi! Santa Claus came here a few days ago and sent a message that we have arrived at Mercury, where is Mercury!"
"Oh, that's enough, that's enough!"
Guo Degang hurried to stop him, but Qi Yuncheng, who was eavesdropping next to him, had no expression on his face. At the same time, he lowered his head and slowly unbuttoned his mantle.
The audience below saw this scene of him. After a while, he took off his mandarin jacket and held it in his hands.
Because everyone knows that this situation cannot be solved.
But Yu Qian was still unsatisfied, "They also asked me to open a racecourse in Mercury. This racecourse..."
"Oh, Teacher Yu, it's okay, this can't stop you, can it!"
"You don't believe it?"
"I can't, this is nonsense!!"
"Then you ask him to do so much work for me!!"
Hahaha!
Yu Qian's complaint kept the smiles on the faces of the audience. They were probably really panicking, and Guo Degang quickly turned around and looked at his apprentice.
"Hey! Qi Yuncheng! The horse, donkey and bird are all flying together!"
"This is all fart!!" As soon as this word was said on the stage, Qi Yuncheng, who took off his mandarin jacket, almost couldn't help but smile. After all, the joyful atmosphere of today's event is here.
It’s hard not to get infected.
"Flying to Mercury!" Guo Degang spoke again.
“Never heard of it!”
"Santa Claus came two days ago!"
"This is all nonsense!!"
"Guo Degang quickly turned to point at Yu Qian, "He said this."
"That's not what he said!!"
"What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng put his clothes directly on the table with his right hand, "I've returned the mantle to you!!"
"He gave it to you!!!" Guo Degang was amused and looked at Yu Qian, who also had a smile on his face. At the same time, this cross talk ended at the bottom.
Then the three of them took three steps back and began to bow.