Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 149 It’s Chinese New Year, let’s put Teacher Yu into a thong!
Chapter 149 It’s Chinese New Year, let’s put Teacher Yu into a thong!
"Da Lin? I ask again, are you really not going? It would be a pity not to go. Third brother and I are treating you!"
Backstage, Yan Hexiang never forgot about the barbecue.
After all, it’s fun when there are more people.
But Dalin was really sure this time, so he didn't have any heartbeat, and besides, he is now officially learning cross talk.
Self-discipline can still be achieved.
When it came to cross talk, Dalin didn't chat for long. At the same time, he was afraid that he would really be tempted. After all, at his age, how could he not be greedy, otherwise he wouldn't be so fat.
So I immediately turned around and went to the side curtain to listen to the cross talk of my third brother Kong Yunlong.
After Qi Yuncheng and the others finished their performance, he and his partner were there
I am also familiar with this show, it is "Selling Screams"!
A very traditional cross talk.
The more traditional it is, the harder it is to come here, but that doesn’t matter to Kong Yunlong.
Because he had worked as a doorman before, it was no problem to yell at others.
The performance was natural and fluent.
After he finished, the rest of the show went on without any surprises, and the atmosphere became increasingly high.
And when the time reaches eleven o'clock, Gao Feng will be in second place.
After finishing the second part, Guo Degang and Yu Qian appeared again.
Needless to say, their performance was lively throughout, because Deyun was impressed by the abilities of the two elders.
Most of the other disciples just rely on their reputation.
After all, their influence and that of Deyun are here.
If the disciples can realize this, then everything will be fine. If they don't realize it and think that they are the ones who are angry, they will definitely deceive themselves.
But if we perform again, it’s really getting late.
It’s almost twelve o’clock.
Look at this time, after Guo De just finished speaking about the formal cross talk and returning to a scene, he quickly called all the actors out.
The actors also know the time, appearing one after another for just a few seconds.
The stage with only two people in the North Exhibition suddenly turned into dozens of people!
Look at these actors.
Guo Degang still explained to the audience, "These are some of Deyun's actors. Because the old gentlemen include those who live far away and those who have something to do tomorrow, I asked them to go home first.
I disagree, there are so many people in Deyun now.
..."
Just as he was talking, a girl suddenly ran out from under the large stage. She was the only one, but she was not shy at all. She stretched out her hand and handed it forward, as if she wanted to give what she was holding to the actor.
Guo De was puzzled as soon as he saw it!
"What is this, girl! Give me a rope? Yuncheng, go get it and take a look!"
"Hey!"
Qi Yuncheng, who was standing behind the master, immediately broke away from the team, and then stepped forward to pick up the things from the girl's hands. This time, he himself was happy.
Because it is indeed a rope and made of cotton.
But the shape of this cotton rope is a little different. It is a circle with a horizontal rope in the middle and it is falling downwards.
Say nothing.
Qi Yuncheng gave this thing to his master.
After Guo De just saw it, he couldn't help but smile. He held it in his hand and flashed it.
"I have to introduce it, because this kid Yuncheng said a long time ago that Teacher Yu likes to wear thongs backstage.
But lost!
So the audience made a T-string cotton pants!!
Come, it’s Chinese New Year!
Let Teacher Yu put it on!"
Hahahaha!
"Okay!!!"
As soon as Guo Degang took out the thong in his hand, the audience burst into laughter.
When Yu Qian took over the thong behind the table, he was also very happy.
Who would have thought that someone would actually give this as a gift?
Amid this commotion, Qi Yuncheng, who was standing next to him, did not forget to lean over to help, "Uncle, let me help you change!!"
"Go!!"
Yu Qian hurriedly fired, fearing that his hands would really be untied by him, after all, his hands were already here, and seeing this scene, everyone felt happy again.
Guo Degang felt happy at this time, and continued to speak, "Qi Yuncheng! I took off my mantle today, and you all saw it. I don't know how such a talent came out.
But behind the scenes, this kid is indeed very strict and will definitely help his uncle dress comfortably.
Hurry up, we are all waiting to see."
"Oops!"
Yu Qian quickly took the thing and took a few steps back, and waved his hand, "Okay, this thing looks quite festive, I'll keep it."
"Okay! If you want to see a photo of Teacher Yu wearing a thong later, come and line up behind the scenes. Each ticket costs twenty yuan!"
"Fuck you!"
The old couple were joking with each other on the stage. They had a tacit understanding of each other for many years, but they didn't make much noise. Guo Degang took another look at the actors behind him and said, "It's really late today. Let's all sing a few lines of "West Wing" together.
Right."
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The audience applauded again.
Guo De just picked up the fan and started to speak in an accent. He didn't ask the actors to perform as usual, because it was too late.
At the same time, they have to attend some things, so they can’t delay.
But he didn't save any effort, and his tone was a few degrees higher than usual.
"With tears in my eyes, send Zhang Lang~~
Winning early, No. 1 Scholar~~
In the west chamber, the phoenix begs for the phoenix. Just complain, you mother-in-law~~
The sky is blue and the yellow flowers are in the ground. The west wind is strong and the wild geese are flying in the south~~
Whoever comes at dawn will be stained with frost and the forest will be full of tears. The heart is melancholy and the setting sun hangs in the woods. Send one to the young master Xiao Zhanglang in Ten Mile Pavilion~~
You have to return home early, hey, hey, hey, hey."
……
After simply singing this section, Guo Degang immediately turned back to Shaobing to ask the time to see if he could still come. But when he found out that it was not possible, he had to turn around and speak again.
"Thank you all for your persistence, I can see it so late, but it will be dawn in the middle of the night, and it will be a problem for you to ask me for something early."
Yu Qian: "Hey! What a mess!"
"Deyun Society has a little song called "The Truth", which I dedicate to you!"
"Everyone is familiar with this!"
"Speaking of heaven being dear~~Heaven is also considered dear~~The sky has the sun, moon and stars~~
The shuttle of the sun and the moon makes people grow old~~it takes away so many people in the world~~
The earth is said to be dear~~The earth is also considered dear~~
All things growing on the earth are like gold~~
……
I remember there was such an old saying in the early years~
No gentleman can support artists~~
Yesterday, we braved the wind and snow to come to Saibei~~"
Suddenly, Guo Degang lifted up his coat and kicked his legs, "I'm going to the south of the Yangtze River today~~Peaches and apricots compete for spring~~
I advise you not to get involved in wine, sex, wealth, eating, drinking, prostitution or gambling~~
If you have nothing to do, come to Deyun Club and relax by listening to two cross talk pieces~~
Hold your fists and hold your hands in honor of everyone~~
May you all be blessed with wealth and prosperity~~"
"Okay!!!"
"Quick, quack, quack, quack!"
As soon as the truth was sung, the audience immediately responded one after another.
To be able to hold on for so long this late at night is because I like Deyunshe.
At the same time, Guo Degang also walked out of the microphone, bowing while cupping his hands!
"Have a good time out of the box, I'm here to wish you all an early New Year!!!"
Guo De just bowed and straightened up, not realizing his mistake at all, as people sometimes do.
But at this time, the stage and the audience were already filled with joy. It was incredible to catch Guo Degang, the leader of Deyun Group, making a slip of the tongue.
So Qi Yuncheng, Shaobing, Yue Yunpeng and a group of actors behind them stopped laughing, and it took a while before they said anything.
"Master!! It's sealing!!"
"Oh!!" Guo Degang's eyes were startled, and he realized belatedly that he was too anxious. He quickly corrected with a smile, "Open the box, seal it! Same! Sealing and good luck!