Chapter 206 The temptation of uniform is here, right?
There were very few people in the audience who were sure that Uncle Yu was drinking, and some even didn’t even hear it.
But people who know are different.
Because I really don’t know where he is going to deliver the message.
Fortunately, Guo Degang was experienced and intercepted the words in time, and then started to take a roundabout way and reminded him.
He didn't know if it would work, but he had to do it.
But it turned out that it was really tiring.
In this roundabout process, he took advantage of others, and he used them all just to get him into the real game.
After going around like this for a long time, Yu Qian finally struck up a fight, and then entered the stage of singing Fenhewan.
But Guo Degang was still worried, so he said one more sentence on the stage, "There are many young people here today, and some of them may not know what Fenhe Bay means!"
"Oh, this is a story!"
"Then tell me!"
"Shall I tell you?" Yu Qian, who no longer knew what state he was in, expressed doubts, and without much delay, he directly explained.
"This is a story of the Tang Dynasty!"
"Okay!" Picking up the fan, Guo Degang listened very carefully and then responded.
"Gaisu Wen rebelled, and Tang Wang Li Shimin led troops to attack Goryeo! There was a general named Xue Pinggui, also named Xue Rengui!
Wearing a white robe, he achieved meritorious service and was later called the White-robed General."
After saying these words, Guo Degang looked at his senior brother and really wanted to ask, do you know what you are talking about?
At the same time, I am really glad that I asked more questions.
After all, what the hell is this? How can Xue Rengui and Xue Pinggui be the same person?
Fenhewan is the story of Xue Rengui and Liu Yinhuan, while Xue Pinggui is the story of Wang Baochuan, two completely different people.
However, the audience couldn't find anything strange, so they sighed helplessly and asked, "Oh! White-robed General, General Xue?"
"Yes!!"
"Then he is a nurse in the army."
Yu Qian didn't understand this, he frowned and asked, "Why is there a nurse?"
"Wear a white robe! Yes, this can make you contact with the emperor!!"
Guo Degang didn't know what Yu Qian was talking about, and Yu Qian didn't understand what he wanted to express at all, so he just threw it out.
"Your Majesty? The uniform temptation has come, right?"
Hahahahaha!
Xu~~
Four familiar words came out.
Everyone, male and female, old and young, doesn't understand, even girls. Immediately, a picture that shouldn't appear appeared in their mind.
Guo Degang, on the other hand, was frightened. While holding on to the table, he waved his hand to his senior brother, signaling him to stop talking.
Really tell me what’s good or bad.
Then today is not an accident.
At the same time, he quickly responded, "Hey, I saw you in the island country!"
"What a mess, nothing!!!"
Yu Qian quickly distanced himself from the relationship, but after doing so, the audience laughed even more happily. As for who drank or didn't drink, they didn't care anymore.
……
"Hey!"
Funny, I covered my forehead amidst the commotion in the venue, and then started to complain, "Your cross talk skills are so broad!!"
"If you hadn't given me this word, I wouldn't have done it!!"
As soon as this sentence came out, Guo Degang almost lost his guard, "Why do I have no words?"
"Hey! Let's continue talking about this white-robed general."
"Okay, you say."
Yu Qian said: "General in white robes, he has made military exploits and returned home in glory! When he arrived near his home, he happened to meet his son Xue Dingshan shooting geese there!!"
"Fighting birds?"
"Hey, shoot the wild goose there! He also wanted to shoot the wild goose, but accidentally injured his son and killed him.
Going further, I met his wife Wang Baochuan at Hanyao!!!"
"Wang Baochuan?" Guo Degang suddenly had three question marks on his forehead, but he still said, "Okay, then where should we sing?"
“Let’s start with Shooting Goose!!”
……
……
"Hahaha! Master was completely confused when he heard Wang Baochuan, oh my god, where does this all go?"
The master and the uncle spoke word by word and very clearly on the stage, but the Shaobing in the side curtain was really hard to listen to.
Several other people also burst into laughter.
Why should we shoot geese again in Fenhe Bay if we didn’t agree? This can’t be done.
The key is that Wang Baochuan is not Xue Rengui’s daughter-in-law.
If Liu Yinhuan were here, she would probably be scolded because Xue Rengui was her husband, so why did she give it to Wang Baochuan?
"I'll go down and take a sip of water first. Master, this is really choking."
"That's right!" Suddenly remembering something, Qi Yuncheng turned around and said, "Move a chair, we need it soon.
I forgot about it when I came up just now."
"Okay!"
While talking about the sesame cakes, he went offstage. He still hadn't recovered from the ninety minutes just now, so he drank a lot of water.
But at this moment, Qi Yuncheng no longer looked like he was watching a show. Instead, he was learning something, and what he learned was the master's method of handling things.
And his way of dealing with it was very simple, that is, he didn't continue talking.
Directly branch out, and then use a four-generation turn and all kinds of trouble to get down this Sheyan and Wang Baochuan.
After all, I couldn’t even think about it.
Xue Rengui and Wang Baochuan sing together? There is also a son Sheyan?
I don’t know where it is.
Fortunately, after a few minutes, Guo Degang finally got it back on track while wiping away his sweat.
Then he set up a table and started tying his head with a white handkerchief.
Yu Qian quickly went down to move the stool.
When moving the stools, the stage couldn't be quiet, so Guo Degang looked in the direction where Yu Qian was going and said repeatedly, "I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!!"
After hearing such false politeness, Yu Qian had not even reached the center of the stage when he took the chair from the children in the side curtain.
He smashed the chair to the ground angrily.
Shout!
"Nonsense! Come on!!!!"
This hit made the audience look excited and burst into laughter.
However, Qi Yuncheng, Shaobing and the others were almost subconsciously afraid. Is the uncle going to drink like crazy?
Of course, this place is also specially designed, but the uncle's smash was much scarier than usual. After all, he was drunk and his hands were not heavy, so the chair almost fell apart.
As soon as Guo De turned his head, the words he was shouting suddenly became softer, and he cautiously went over to see if he was really going crazy.
Of course, I never stopped talking.
"I'll do it! I'll do it!"
"It's just cheap talk, you come here!" Yu Qian leaned over and picked up the chair and placed it in the middle of the stage.
"Come on!!" Guo Degang said in a very small voice from the side.
"Hey, then it's not me who's here!!"
"You can't do this! I won't sing even once!"
"Okay, let's go backstage. If you challenge us, we'll start singing!!"
"Who's calling?"
"You yelled?"
"Okay!" Guo Degang immediately stretched out his hand and said, "Five bowls of fried noodles and ten steamed buns!"
‘Am I in trouble now? I’m not asking for food!’
Guo Degang, wearing a white handkerchief on his head like a resentful woman, immediately took a sharp breath and shouted to the audience below, "Challenge!! Come on! Who is going to kill me? I don't want to live anymore."