Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 24 I was playing with my phone in the background just now, so I didn’t come up! [New book, please give me everything]
Chapter 24 I was playing with my phone in the background just now, so I didn’t come up! [New book, please give me everything]
The audience began to become restless.
Although the sound was not loud or noisy, the voices of thousands of people also caused a lot of movement in the National Palace Grand Theater.
After all, no one is wondering what is going on.
As for the actors in the side scenes, there is a reason why they didn’t go up immediately.
They all thought that Mr. Hou might be slow in the background and would come over in a few seconds. Then they would explain to the audience.
It won't be a big problem.
But after waiting, I discovered that Mr. Hou made no movement at all.
So Qi Yuncheng was completely frightened. It was his first special performance. What kind of trouble was Master Hou going to make? He wanted to go down and see if there was any accident.
But Kong Yunlong, who had just come down, how could he be asked to go, "Forget it, just go up and perform quickly, I'll go find Mr. Hou!!"
"Okay!"
Hearing what Third Brother said, Qi Yuncheng realized that there was no time to look for Mr. Hou now, so he and Luan Yunping quickly went up.
As soon as they go up.
Kong Yunlong took a big step, walked down the side curtain, and then came to this backstage.
Backstage.
After the performance, Shaobing, Xiao Si, Xiao Meng and others had almost nothing to do, so they sat together playing Landlord to pass the time.
Even Gao Feng and Dalin were watching.
And when they looked around again, they found someone who was more leisurely than them.
There was no one else. It was Mr. Hou who was sitting next to a socket, charging his mobile phone while looking at it intently with his head down and his legs crossed.
It seemed that he was still having fun, so he took off his coat, revealing a black short-sleeved shirt underneath.
When Kong Yunlong quickened his pace, the others could also hear the movement, and when they turned around, they saw that it was Kong Yunlong.
They didn't think anything at first, but when they discovered that Mr. Hou was still there, everyone in the Landlords were stunned.
Because why is Mr. Hou still here?
But Mr. Hou didn't even raise his eyes, or even react in his mind. He just stared at the phone and subconsciously asked.
"Come down? Where is Yuncheng?"
Kong Yunlong was still confused when he asked him this question, and his voice became much louder, "Uncle Master, they are all going up!!!"
Suddenly, Hou Zhen, who was holding the mobile phone, seemed to have been slapped suddenly. He took a breath of cold air and finally remembered his own business.
He was playing with his mobile phone, always feeling that there was something serious that he was not doing, but after playing for a while, he ignored it.
Good guy, this is what I forgot.
After saying "ouch", I dropped my phone and hurriedly ran towards the stage.
On the stage at this moment, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping had already come up. Facing the restless audience below, they were just about to adjust their microphones to explain.
Suddenly, a familiar figure appeared on the side screen.
Seeing him, Qi Yuncheng didn't know what his specific situation was backstage, but he had to introduce it to the audience.
"This is my uncle Hou Zhen! The eldest son and grandson of cross talk master Hou Baolin, we all call him Mr. Hou!
He is also my master’s younger brother.”
Given such an introduction, the audience burst into applause.
But Hou Zhen came here to do this, but he didn't feel guilty or ashamed. He borrowed the microphone in front of Qi Yuncheng and spoke in a statement-like tone.
"Because I was playing with my phone in the background just now, I didn't come up."
……
As soon as the explanation was given, the audience below was stunned for nearly half a second, and then burst into laughter.
"Ah? I thought there was an accident, but this is what happened."
"Hahaha! Mr. Hou is so cute. I don't feel like I'm wrong at all."
"You can forget about the announcement even while playing with your mobile phone. Deyun has too many talents."
A moment.
Mr. Hou’s shameless and very honest explanation made many people laugh.
Including Qi Yuncheng himself. Like the audience, he really understood the specific situation. The key is why he is so confident?
It’s like someone else made the mistake while playing with their mobile phone.
Taking a deep breath, Qi Yuncheng looked at the seemingly normal Hou Ye who was about to step down and said, "Good guy, my first special performance was saved, and the Hou Ye did a good job for me.
What jokes are we going to come up with?"
Luan Yunping also had a smile on her face, but he stretched out a slap and said, "Ignore the jokes for now, let's deduct fifty yuan from Mr. Hou!!"
Hahahaha!
"Okay!!!"
The cross talk hasn’t started yet.
Such an incident stirred up the atmosphere in the entire theater.
At the same time, through this incident, Qi Yuncheng really felt that Mr. Hou was too good-tempered, because anyone else would have made excuses, saying that things were delayed.
He really doesn't have a frank attitude.
But this still doesn’t allow people to do anything.
However, Qi Yuncheng suddenly realized something and said again speechlessly, "There is no one else in my special performance. Look, everyone.
There is still no announcement yet."
"Oops, I forgot again."
Hou Zhen, who had just reached the side curtain, immediately recalled the incident, turned around and ran over, hurriedly grabbing Qi Yuncheng's microphone.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Praising the House"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!
Okay, it’s none of my business now.”
Hahahaha!
Seeing the Marquis, he rushed back to announce the curtain.
The audience below the stage, including Qi Yuncheng himself, couldn't bear it anymore.
There is really nothing they can do about this person.
After laughing for about five or six seconds, Qi Yuncheng collected his emotions and said, "Generally speaking, we crosstalk actors are well-trained.
I generally don’t laugh.
But there is also a situation."
"What's going on?" Luan Yunping was still talking from the side.
"Unless you can't help it."
"Bullshit!!"
Talk about something fun.
In the end, the atmosphere started to pick up immediately.
But cross talk, you still have to talk about it.
After all, the announcement has already been made.
As for the program "Praise for Houses", it is already a very traditional joke, but it was first created by Enxu, the third generation successor of cross talk.
There are too many characteristics of market customs, which cannot be discussed in a big scene.
So later, Mr. Ma Mikasa, the master of cross talk, adapted some of it. Based on the original "Praising the House", he deleted the opening lines in the first paragraph.
Only the last part of the guankou was retained, and "thousands of hectares of fertile land, forests of trees, and warehouses of rice and flour..." were added.
So it can be regarded as a test of kung fu.
But while they were talking, Hou Zhen still went backstage to rest and play with his mobile phone.
After playing around for a while, Guo Degang and Yu Qian finally arrived.
It was impossible for them not to come and take a look at Yuncheng's special performance, but they were just about to go to the side curtain.
I was very happy to hear Kong Yunlong talk about such a thing.
As for deducting money and imposing punishment, that is impossible, I have no idea.
That's the Marquis, and the deduction of money is just a burden on the stage.
It's just that after Guo De just heard this, he was still a little speechless for the child. This is the character of Mr. Hou.
Fortunately, both Yuncheng and Xiao Luan have experience, otherwise other actors might have been confused by this.
But there was no time to think too much, Yu Qian took a look at the time and said anxiously.
"It's getting late now, let's go see the man. I heard the place was full today."
"Okay, hurry up!"
Guo Degang nodded and immediately followed his senior brother. Compared with being an uncle, he felt stronger as a master.