"You mean there is hair in the front but not in the back?"
"Why do you always have beautiful hair?"
"This is caused by the sun."
It was the sun again, so Luan Yunping quickly asked, "How did it get exposed to the sun?"
"Just go to work on a cloudy day. It's almost done. The boss said you should go home and put your things in your bag and go home."
Qi Yuncheng folded his hands, made the desired action, took a few steps, and then stopped, "We're almost home, yo, the sun is out.
Doesn’t this cost your life?”
"Run quickly."
"Run home, go to the door and take out the key to open the door, walk inside with one step, your face comes in, and the sun comes out behind you."
Qi Yuncheng gestured backward with his right hand, "Stab~~
Then I had a lot of hair in the front and baldness in the back."
"Is this how you do it?"
"Yes!"
"That's not right." Luan Yunping started to find fault again, "Then what's going on with our master's head? He's bald and still looks decent."
"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng began to explain directly, "Did you see Master? He was out on a cloudy day, and suddenly the sun came out.
I bought a peach and put it on my head."
"So Master, it's a peach shape?"
"Hmm!"
"How about that?"
"This is what research has shown."
"If Master had been holding a banana on his head at that time..."
Qi Yuncheng immediately waved his hand, "Then I can no longer call Master Tao'er."
"What's that called?"
"Jiao (banana)er!"
"Huo oh, then we will have two mistresses."
Hahahaha!
A burst of laughter suddenly came.
Regarding this, there is no one in the audience who does not have a sense of the image. There is indeed no one with a banana on the head. The key is that the name is really squeamish.
I don’t know which lady it is.
However, at this point in the cross talk, we have almost talked about the origins of a few bald men, and then turned to the coldness of the old age.
And this is the essence of this cross talk.
"It's cold. It's really cold. You can't even bring toilet paper when you go to the toilet."
Luan Yunping's expression seemed to be fresh, "What should I do if I don't bring toilet paper?"
"Because toilet paper is useless."
"Why didn't it work?"
"When going to the toilet, in those days it was not like now. There was a toilet at home. If not, you had to use public toilets.
This is so convenient that my pants will freeze."
"What's frozen?"
Qi Yuncheng turned to look at his partner's puzzled face and asked, "What did you go there for?"
"Oh! Got it."
"Try hard." Qi Yuncheng turned around and looked behind him, a little anxious, "If it's broken and frozen, this toilet paper must be broken to wipe it with.
Everyone has a way."
"What to use?"
"Prepare a shit stick!
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"This is the first time I've heard of it, but you still slap a shit stick?"
Explain it in these two sentences.
There is an audience below who is actually very happy, because it is not within the scope of their understanding at all.
But at this time Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan and put it on his waist, "You see those costume TV dramas, with knives, swords and so on."
"Yeah."
"That all evolved from the shit-beating stick."
"The prototype is a shit stick?"
"Yes, I also embroidered a pocket and put it in."
"And there's a pocket?" Luan Yunping raised her voice and spoke with a look of disgust, "This pocket is probably very dirty."
However, when he said this, Qi Yuncheng showed a serious expression and waved his hand to correct, "This is not dirty at all."
"Really?"
"Because it's all frozen."
"Okay, this doesn't apply?"
"No matter who comes to the toilet." Qi Yuncheng smiled politely while holding the fan on his waist, "Hello everyone, everyone, don't get up, don't get up."
"Who's still getting up after taking a shit?"
"It will be more convenient for me after that. It's almost done. I pull my hand out from my waist, and the sword is unsheathed, and I can fight in all directions at night."
"You can fight shit even if it's a mess!"
Hahahaha!
Meaning~~
Three points for teasing and seven points for praise.
Luan Yunping's words immediately knocked all the audience members of the North Exhibition off guard.
Laughter came out one after another.
Amid the huge laughter from the audience, Qi Yuncheng waved his fan behind him vigorously, "Pah!
”
"You are very calm, but you said that if you only knock down half of this thing, how will you do it?"
The more he talked, the louder the audience laughed. Even Song Yi and the school girl in the crowd below were laughing so hard.
At the same time, every time I watch Qi Yuncheng's performance, his outlook is refreshed every time.
But there is nothing we can do about it, this cross talk is like this, there are many vulgar things, but this is a traditional joke.
Anyone else would have to act according to this principle.
And Qi Yuncheng also said, "No, everyone has skills in old age."
"There is still craftsmanship here."
"Especially later on." Qi Yuncheng looked at the fan in his hand, "This thing became more and more luxurious."
"Luxury?" Luan Yunping didn't understand.
"After we got to the public restroom, we were still struggling.
My friend, what material is your poop stick made of?"
"Is this better?"
Qi Yuncheng turned to one side and raised his fan slightly, "My family is poor and it is made of Zaomu."
"That's it."
"Hmph! Mine is from Huali."
"Isn't this a waste of things?"
"That dear friend..." Qi Yuncheng pointed in one direction and asked, "What kind of material do you have?"
“It’s really a competition everywhere.”
"I am made of red sandalwood, with an ivory mouth.
Oh? This dear friend, what is yours?
For golden nan, especially this mouth, I set it with diamonds."
"The shit stick is set with diamonds?" Luan Yunping finally couldn't help it, "Can you believe this? You can tell yourself."
The corners of Qi Yuncheng's mouth raised, "As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."
"Then what should I do if I don't bring it? Is there a time when I forget it?"
"You came too hastily?" Qi Yuncheng's expression condensed, and he touched his left waist with both hands. His expression became even more ugly when he touched it, and he sighed.
"Oh, where's my stick?"
"Hey, stop being so kind."
“If you don’t bring it, you can only borrow it from someone next to you.”
"Is there anyone else who can borrow this?"
Qi Yuncheng turned around, stretched out his hand and leaned forward and said: "Sister!
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"Just give me a moment."
Luan Yunping hurriedly grabbed her partner who was asking the question. When she pulled her back, the audience burst into laughter. She had never heard of women in the men's restroom.
"Sister, why are you still squatting together?"
"This idea is very dirty. Everyone goes to the bathroom to relieve themselves (eldest sister). You are not going to the bathroom (young lady) for minor relief."
"You went to the bathroom to meet me because of my eldest sister?"
"It's more polite to say it this way."
"What is this?"
Qi Yuncheng clasped his hands together as a gesture of courtesy, and then spoke again, "I'm sorry, I forgot to bring it. I'll lend you your stick for use."
"You're so welcome."
"Here you go, girl."
"That's still a woman."
"My eyesight is bad, I saw it wrong. Take it and use it."
Qi Yuncheng's expression was very serious, and he started to popularize science with the left end of the fan, "You must remember this link.
I’ll give you the left side.
You can't just go over and get the right side, that's not allowed, because it's inappropriate."
"Yes!" Luan Yunping nodded, "It melted as soon as I squeezed it."
"When someone hands it over, you have to let it pass."
Qi Yuncheng suddenly leaned forward, hiding behind the microphone on the right side of the stick as if he were hiding from a bullet, and then stretched his right hand to hold the left side of the fan.
"Do we have to let this go?" Luan Yunping asked when she saw it.
"Of course, you must pick it up from the other side, otherwise you will be laughed at."
"Irregular?"
"That's right."
"Then, bang!
If you return it after using it, people will have to hide and take it back again."
"Oh, you can borrow it." Luan Yunping was behind the table, and her partner had completely explained it to her, but he still had many questions.
And we must rely on his words to complete the next turn of the performance.
"What if there is no one?"
Qi Yuncheng was surprised, and then he raised his coat and said, "Reserve the room? Now stand up quickly, find a corner and sit it back down as hard as you can."
"Hooh!
”
Suddenly, Luan Yunping's expression became ferocious, and the more ferocious it became, the more painful it felt to sit back.
So how could the audience’s laughter be still small?
"Oh, I may have felt Captain Luan's pain with this expression."
"It's so cruel."
"No, my face is almost frozen with laughter. Why is it so disgusting after the Dragon Boat Festival?"
"It's a good thing this part wasn't performed in a small theater, otherwise I would have burst out while cracking melon seeds and drinking tea."
"Stop talking, it's indescribable. It's so picturesque, it even tastes like it."
……
The audience was in a state of excitement.
Qi Yuncheng felt it on the stage and quickly looked at the audience below and shouted, "Sit down and don't move, sit down and don't move."
How could the audience not know what it meant and start cheering instantly?
"Mean~~"
Luan Yunping's ferocious expression gradually softened at this time, "People just have to be cruel to themselves, why don't you sit back?"
Qi Yuncheng put his hands behind his back and turned to look at his partner, "What's wrong?"
"I'm so panicked. Can you believe this?"
"All I can say is it's a miracle."
"Have you told me about miracles?"
"Isn't that the old saying later?"
"What?"
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and said angrily: "Hey, you didn't handle this properly."
Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng: "You promised me back then, but now why are you sitting back with half of it?"
Luan Yunping: "Is this what you're talking about?"
Qi Yuncheng: "So now when you walk on the street, if you look up, those who hold their chests out and their heads raised are sitting back."
Luan Yunping: "I just sat back and it hasn't melted yet?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Hey, I'm just telling you about the weather."
Luan Yunping: "If you want to be cold, be cold, if you want to be hot, be hot?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Hey, this is what we are like in old age."
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(Readers, I seem to know that I made a mistake. The editor said that I updated too little. I tried my best to update more, and I updated at least 6,000 words today.