Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 26 Senior brother, you are so white! [New book, please give me everything]
Chapter 26 Senior brother, you are so white! [New book, please give me everything]
The performance of "Praising the House" has ended.
On the stage of the National Palace Grand Theater.
Qi Yuncheng gently wiped his sweat with a white handkerchief. It is September now, and it is impossible not to be hot during this special performance.
In addition, all the spectators gathered together in one place seemed to make the temperature rise even more.
"Thank you all! I just finished the traditional program "Praise for Houses", and the time is now around ten o'clock.
If it were my master's place, there might be an encore.
But I won’t do too much here. Let’s all come out and chat together as a group of actors.
This is more exciting than anything else!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Applause is given again.
The actors waiting behind the scenes came out one after another, including host Hou Zhen.
No one will forget today’s accident.
But after all the actors came out today, the two who came out instantly lit up the entire theater.
The noise was overwhelming like a tsunami.
Knowing this movement, Qi Yuncheng looked back and saw his master and uncle coming over, followed by Dalin silently.
He is a little green now, but when he came up, he immediately joined a group of people.
And saw a group of people welcoming me.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian walked to the cross talk table with smiles on their faces, and then stood on either side of Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping respectively.
However, Guo De just glanced at the large number of spectators below and felt a little emotional, because once upon a time, Deyun's disciples had many places like this.
But now only Qi Yun is successful.
So I sighed.
"I can see that everyone is very happy. Today is Yuncheng's special performance.
We brothers came up to join in the fun.
It is not easy that such a big venue is full. This is very rare for Deyun, especially for a disciple like Yuncheng who can achieve such an effect in such a short time.
But the more this happens, the more I have to scold him."
Hearing this, the audience was confused.
Guo Degang immediately explained, "If he hurt me on stage, I would have to fight back.
The main reason is that I hope he can go far. To go far, he has to understand a lot of things.
Let’s take today’s scene as an example.”
Guo Degang really wanted to teach his apprentice at this moment, and pointed at the stage, "This stage, the National Palace Grand Theater, seems to be very difficult.
But to be honest, any individual will do.
Amateur crosstalk talkers and crosstalk enthusiasts in Yanjing City can just come over and say a paragraph, and the audience will welcome them when they see it.
But in whose name it is, that is another matter.
Let’s take another example: a cardboard box contains a Yuan blue and white porcelain vase. This porcelain vase may be worth three million.
But you can’t handle the porcelain bottle like this when it’s in a box. You have to stuff it with newspaper and foam.
As time went by, both Bu Bu and the newspaper felt that he and Yuan Qinghua were of the same price, but after Yuan Qinghua took it out, he was still at the same price.
Therefore, the newspaper must understand the original situation and then work hard to make Yuan Qinghua."
"Okay!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
The audience burst into applause after hearing this. Qi Yuncheng naturally nodded and listened to the instructions. The master meant nothing else, it was still a matter of mentality.
After all, Deyun had a lot of things happen to her because of her mentality, and she even left one after another.
"I've been fooled too many times! I felt ashamed earlier.
Let the children always think of me.
Later I thought, I still need to say it. After all, if you have suffered a loss before, you can no longer suffer it.
I have to let Qi Yuncheng know where he will live and where he will die!
Okay, you can have some fun yourself and see if there is any performance."
Taking a step back, Guo Degang gave the stage to his apprentice.
Qi Yuncheng glanced at his master and uncle, and to be honest, he was really stressed.
Because today is my special performance, and it is also my first experience.
Now everything is up to you, and I don’t know what to do for a while. After all, the atmosphere of the scene becomes more important towards the end.
And he thinks that if everyone is happy, then his performance today will be considered a success.
But then I thought about it, and suddenly an idea came to me, and I slowly said, "As soon as I see Master or Uncle coming, I might as well break the news.
What happened just two years ago is absolutely true.
Do you want to listen to it?"
"Yes!"
The audience answered in unison, and Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Actually, this is what happened to my master, uncle, and teacher Gao Feng."
"Yes!" Gao Feng said silently from behind, "This is like setting me up."
"Everyone knows about the bathhouses in the north. They are not bathing centers, they only cost ten yuan per person.
One day, my master, uncle, and teacher Gao Feng went there.
As soon as I entered, I took off my clothes completely."
Luan Yunping stood nearby. As a flatterer, how could she not respond, "This is called getting out of the frame."
"Yes, yes!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, "They like to take a bath, and they take a bath until midnight."
"It's been so long."
"The guy came and said, you three, please get up. It's twelve o'clock at night and it's time to close the door.
Then get up. The three of them arrived at the box and found that their clothes were gone.
The three of them were looking for a waiter, but who cares about this place, they deserved it if they were stolen, and the waiter only had the same clothes he had, so there was nothing extra.
I kicked them out without saying a word."
Luan Yunping was stunned, "You've just pushed it out? But you're not even wearing any clothes."
"Yes, three big men are standing naked on the street in the middle of the night, but luckily, Teacher Gao Feng wears glasses, which can cover it up a little!!"
"What's the use?"
Hahahaha!
As soon as the words fell.
The audience was in high spirits because they knew it was going to be interesting.
As for Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Gao Feng, they looked at each other, not knowing what he was going to say.
Amid laughter, Qi Yuncheng continued, "It just so happens that Teacher Yu's home is across the road. My master said that it would be okay to let Teacher Yu go back first and throw down a few pieces of clothes."
"Yes, this is a way."
"But my uncle has an idea. You can take it, but the three of us are three grasshoppers tied with a rope. No one can run away. We must have loyalty.
Walk hand in hand.
But as soon as I walked to the main road, I looked up and found that the lightbulb on the main road had been smashed by a child with a slingshot."
"Dark?"
"I just put it on today. After I put it on, it was so bright. The three of them looked at each other and my master discovered something.
And said something."
"What words?"
"Brother, you are so fair!"
Yu Qian: "Fuck you!!"
Hahahahaha!
Thousands of spectators burst into laughter, and many people shed tears of joy.
And Yu Qian, who was standing nearby, was really offended by this. Why is it so white?
While holding back my laughter, I came here to cause trouble for the man.
But Guo Degang was just watching the excitement, so he quickly stepped over to stop him, not wanting him to interrupt.
"It's okay, it's okay! It's just a talk, kid!"
"You are happy." Yu Qian said angrily, but no matter how angry he was, he was extremely happy. At the same time, he said again, "There is still you here."
At this time, Gao Feng pushed up his glasses and said, "I didn't say anything. I wear glasses and a mask.
This is considered a three-point style!"
"Huo! You are going crazy!" Guo Degang understood this word very well when he heard it, and naturally the audience below also understood the scene described in this way.