Chapter 269 Qi Yuncheng rebelled, hey, no one cares!
Luan Yunping: "It's going to kill me. It's too late for us to regret it."
After Qi Yuncheng exposed his legs, he lowered his head and looked left and right, feeling uncomfortable. He subconsciously muttered, "I'm not wearing stockings either!
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"Ouch, okay, okay." Luan Yunping was suddenly startled when she heard this, and hurried over to stop her.
But at this moment, a girl wearing glasses suddenly shouted at the top of her voice, "I'll take it off for you!"
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"Hooh!
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Hahahahaha!
Moment.
The whole theater was completely laughing.
This is true for both the audience and the actors.
Although the latter has been trained not to laugh, unless he can't help it.
This answer is so powerful.
And Yue Yunpeng, Kong Yunlong, Shaobing and others in the side curtain were also very happy.
I never thought there would be something good.
They have been talking about cross talk for so many years, and this is the first time they feel that girls in this era are unrestrained enough.
After laughing, Qi Yuncheng slowly said, "I didn't expect that you guys really love me.
Girl, what brand are your stockings?"
"Okay, let's have some face."
After adding these one or two sentences.
There was still a lot of laughter from the audience.
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng sighed, and could only return to the topic, "That's what I'll do."
Luan Yunping nodded quickly, "Yeah! Very good, very good, our bottom line ends here."
"I'm more or less embarrassed."
"Don't worry, we are more embarrassed than you."
"It's okay."
"It's okay."
Qi Yuncheng bent down and looked at his legs again, "I'm just not as fair as my uncle."
"This is all a mess, have you seen it?"
"When entering the bathhouse."
"Okay, it doesn't matter if it's white or not."
"Okay!"
After some reversal, both the actors and the audience looked happy, but the cross talk must continue.
Qi Yuncheng picked up the closed folding fan on the table and sang a verse from Yu Tangchun.
When she sings, she is graceful and delicate. After all, she has to imitate this woman.
However, the audience becomes more and more happy with this appearance.
Because the coat is very similar to the cheongsam, it is bifurcated, with a front scarf and a back scarf.
With this movement, there must be a gap between the two, and through this gap they can see Qi Yuncheng's legs, which are full of baggage.
And obviously, there are nearly dozens more people taking pictures with their mobile phones.
But this paragraph is not long.
Qi Yuncheng put down the legs of his water pants and the sleeves of his coat, "This is the Wen pendant, and there is another pendant called the Wu pendant."
"And Wu Zhuangzi?" Luan Yunping turned to look at her partner and repeated loudly.
"Listen to this name, Wu Zhuozi, who is a civil and military leader. The other one is very lively and all the songs are martial arts jokes."
"Really?"
"The three kingdoms of the Eastern and Western Han Dynasties, Wagang Mountain, the golden swords and iron horses are fighting, and the pendant is extremely lively.
It can be seen that the line is very strong.”
"Then let's do this." Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and said, "You can teach us this martial arts pendant again.
I’ve never seen this before.”
"Okay!"
"Quick, quack, quack, quack!"
As soon as it was announced that he was coming, the audience applauded loudly. At the same time, Kong Yunlong in the side curtain began to stir, and without saying a word, he went backstage with a smile.
Qi Yuncheng continued to speak at this moment, and raised his sleeves a little, "I can't sing this by myself, because this Wu pendant needs a string next to it.
The string-stringing band is performing together, so it must have this."
Luan Yunping nodded and understood, "That's okay, I'll give you this string."
Qi Yuncheng suddenly laughed and looked at his partner, "Are you serious?"
"Of course."
"Then lift your legs and see if they are white."
"What kind of legs are you looking at?" Luan Yunping waved her hand.
"Is that really okay?"
"Okay."
"Okay, then you are tired. Today we two brothers will cooperate and perform a martial arts pendant."
"Show it to the audience."
"This type of music is about to be lost, and it happens to be Yue Yunpeng's special performance. Let's have fun together."
"Okay."
"But when you play the role of the string master, you need a stool to sit here."
"Then let me get a stool." Luan Yunping immediately turned around and went to the side curtain, which was ready.
Yue Yunpeng quickly handed it over.
After taking it, Luan Yunping put it behind the table, while Qi Yuncheng helped him turn down the microphone.
"That's it. But my martial arts pendant needs to be done easily, and my sleeves need to be rolled up again. They looked so good just now and they shouldn't be taken down."
"How beautiful is this?"
"Anyway, this way, it will be easier to lift your hands and feet. Generally, I don't like doing this show."
Qi Yuncheng started to make outfits. The front scarf of his coat had to be tucked up, and the collar had to be turned in, in order to express the appearance of a warrior.
After finishing this, he started tinkering with the white handkerchief and spoke again.
"Call home."
Luan Yunping stood nearby and didn't understand, "What do you want to do?"
“I don’t know if my family can rest assured or not.”
"Am I in any danger?"
"There's no danger." Qi Yuncheng Yile, "Or you can just send me a small amount, and we can take care of anything and save you."
The more he spoke, the more frightening he became. Luan Yunping stood at the table and was stunned for a while, "I think I'm going to be hanging today."
"Very easy!"
The words fell.
Qi Yuncheng wrapped his forehead with the packed white handkerchief.
"Why do you need to wrap your head?"
"Of course, Wu Zhuozi! One last question for you, are you sure you won't change your mind?"
"Tsk!" Luan Yunping had a bunch of teeth. She didn't know what happened to her partner today. She had so much to say, so she had to prevaricate, "Everyone needs to watch."
Audience: "Yes!
We all need to watch it!"
"Okay, you all have seen that funeral practitioners are not afraid of getting seriously ill." Qi Yuncheng said, but immediately took a fan and looked around, "I wonder if there are any iron rods or anything like that on your stage?"
"What are you doing?"
"The best thing about the pendant is that one."
"There are no iron plates here, they are all spring plates."
"Okay!"
Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to compromise. At the same time, he subconsciously tapped the table with his fan, making several noises, "This is not enough."
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"..."
Luan Yunping didn't know what to say for a while, because she didn't know what happened to him.
Originally, there were no such gossips in the words.
"But that's okay, am I ready?"
"Wait a minute, I'm not ready yet!
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A fright.
Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and stepped back, as if she understood something, "Is it too late for me to get the phone now?"
"No, no, no, it's too late. And I suddenly remembered that you need to prepare. At least we have to test the height of the string.
I don’t know what your style is like.”
"I should be okay."
"You give it a try and I'll listen!"
"Okay!"
Luan Yunping slightly supported the microphone that had been lowered before. After brewing for a few minutes, a loud sound came from her mouth.
"I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned~~"
"Yes! But this one is a little too low. You all know that I have a high tone."
"Yes, I know it." Luan Yunping stood behind the table and swallowed her saliva before speaking loudly together, "I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned~"
"A little higher."
"(quickly broken) I was stunned once, I was stunned, I was stunned!
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"Okay, okay, that's enough." Qi Yuncheng quickly stopped, "Same as before, you press the bell and I come on stage. Are you ready?"
"I'm ready."
"Okay, I'm so happy, today is my birthday."
Luan Yunping was about to sit down and subconsciously complained, "Why are you so happy?"
Walking to the other side of the stage, Qi Yuncheng, who looked like a warrior, waited for a moment. After a few seconds, Luan Yunping's electric bell rang.
He took another step and walked behind the microphone.
He shouted hoarsely.
"You're welcome to Qingtian, Zhang Fei broke the Dangyang Bridge. Although it's not a good deal, a couple will be kind to each other for a hundred days!
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"Everything here is a mess, and they are not even close to each other." Luan Yunping, who was sitting a little short, was speechless.
"As long as they're not next to each other, that's what Wu Zhuizi is."
"Not next to each other at all?"
"How fresh!"
"Then you are coming."
"Read the four-sentence outline!
I don’t mind if the apprentice loses his words, has an eyebrow, and an ear! I will sing the Shuangzi Shu once today!
Hey! Pull up the string~~I want to sing the pendant book once~~"
One word ah.
Qi Yuncheng shouted extremely loudly. Luan Yunping knew that she had to pull the string, but she was just about to do it.
Suddenly caught off guard.
A fan hit him on the head.
"Ouch!
”
Looking like she was in pain, Luan Yunping quickly held her head and ran away.
And after Qi Yuncheng suddenly finished playing, he kept singing randomly throughout the whole process, "I was so high during the fight that I was so high all the way~~"
"Stop singing you!
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After returning with her head covered, Luan Yunping pushed suddenly, with an angry look on her face.
"What the hell! You almost beat me to death!
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"What's wrong?" Qi Yuncheng said arrogantly.
"What's wrong? Why did you say it?"
"Wu Zhuizi!"
"Wu Zhuangzi just beats people?"
"Then when are you waiting?"
"Really?" Luan Yunping asked with wide eyes.
Qi Yuncheng smiled, very reasonable, "I've asked several times, if you have to come here, can I stop you?"
"Good guy, who wants to listen to this?"
"Pull the string~~"
"I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned!"
As soon as the string was pulled, Qi Yuncheng took a few steps back, and then suddenly swooped over from a distance. This swoop was so frightening that Luan Yunping fell to the ground and rolled up.
If this happens, he will surely ascend to heaven.
However, the laughter below has already gathered together, it’s so fun.
Luan Yunping got up and grabbed the microphone, "Are you going crazy? Why are you here all of a sudden?"
"I've already started performing."
"Are you putting on a show? I thought you were going to bite someone!"
"Pull the string~~"
"I was stunned, I was stunned, I was stunned!"
For a while, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping started singing on the stage. This part was not easy.
You can start to sweat in just a few moves.
And when singing to the end.
"This general, use your hand to hit the sesame cakes downwards!"
Qi Yuncheng rolled up his sleeves and raised the folding fan in his hand. When it reached a certain height, he suddenly threw it at Luan Yunping.
Luan Yunping was so frightened that she sat on a stool and ran to the edge of the stage. However, her plan to tease her was in vain and she fell on the stool.
"Hey, why are you running?"
"No, what do you mean?" Luan Yunping no longer dared to approach Qi Yuncheng and shouted from the side of the stage.
Qi Yuncheng also coaxed him very considerately, "It's a show, come on, just sit down, it's okay!"
"Why should I sit down!
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Luan Yunping took a deep breath and looked as if she was really scared. She kept retreating in fear, shouting as she retreated.
"Some people care but no one cares! Hey! Qi Yuncheng rebelled again!
Come here! Qi Yuncheng is rebelling against someone!"
Hahahahaha!
"Oh!
”
At this time, the theater was completely noisy, and hundreds of people below were jumping up and down with joy.
Especially the word "you" is so suitable for Qi Yuncheng.
Logically speaking, Kong Yunlong has to go out at this time, which was originally agreed upon.
But he did not show up. Instead, he turned around and said to Yue Yunpeng, "Have you rested yet? If you have rested, take your things and go out."
"Am I going out?"
"Isn't this your special performance? You go out to be lively and lively. You need to show up more. It's the time to be happy."
Although Kong Yunlong had a bad fate, he was a good person. When they were working in a restaurant, they relied on him to take care of them.
Even after coming to Deyun.
And Yue Yunpeng really couldn't hesitate any longer...
……
"No! No!"
Luan Yunping was shouting everywhere on the stage, and Qi Yuncheng hurriedly said a few words, as if he was afraid that others would know.
The next second, in the side scene, Yue Yunpeng appeared with a big black bag. As soon as he appeared, the audience was very happy.
But Qi Yuncheng is a little confused, isn't he the third brother?
It's not just him, it's Luan Yunping too, because he also knows who will come up when the time comes.
Originally, he wanted to talk to Yue Yunpeng, but considering that he was the one on the previous show, he was a little tired, so they asked the third brother instead.
But little did he know that Qi Yuncheng had added some ingredients to Third Brother.
But I didn’t think much about it.
Luan Yunping quickly dragged Yue Yunpeng, who was wearing a long coat, over.
"Come on, let's judge!"
Yue Yunpeng looked confused while carrying his things, and spoke through the microphone, "Oh my God, why are you so noisy up here? I just packed up my things and prepared to go home after saving.
This rebellion, Senior Brother is going to rebel?"
Qi Yuncheng frowned and waved his hand, "Xiaoyue, don't believe this."
Luan Yunping took a deep breath, "It's too violent! Who am I? I am the beloved disciple of my master Guo Degang. When I was talking about singing martial arts pendants, he beat me in front of so many people.
What is this if not rebellion?
And can you bear this beating?
But if you can do anything, everyone will have to see.
It’s inappropriate not to act.”
Yue Yunpeng looked at the two of them and said, "I know this martial pendant, it must be beaten."
"Then can you give me something? This pain hurts. If I die, who will pay you wages then?
Just do me a favor."
"It's a good thing I'm here, others can't do it."
"Do you have any idea?"
As he spoke, Yue Yunpeng took the large handbag and placed it on the stage table.
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