Chapter 288 What a coincidence, you peed on your hands too?
"What are you singing about?"
"I remember a lot of this stuff in ancient poetry."
"This is not included in ancient poetry."
"Actually, I also hope to have a marriage as beautiful as these ancient poems."
When the cross talk got to the point, Qi Yuncheng looked very emotional, looking in front of him and drawing a picture frame, "There is always such a painting in front of me, a particularly happy oil painting."
"What are you drawing?"
"The sky is blue and the water is green, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the creek is gurgling, and the big forest is green. How many seagulls are flying by the river?"
"Ah?" Sensing something was wrong, Luan Yunping was confused and stopped, "Wait a moment. Are there any seagulls by the river?"
"Seaside."
"That's right."
"A few river gulls flew by the seaside."
"You're not even talking about this anymore."
Qi Yuncheng himself didn't know how to do it, so he simply compromised and said, "Fly a few birds."
"That's okay."
"On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince walked slowly, holding hands, followed by a white horse, grazing and trotting.
The prince is singing in a low voice."
"What is it singing?"
"How glorious it is for me to be an oil worker~~"
"That's it!"
Luan Yunping and the audience were both happy. The former waved his hand and said, "Okay, you can go back to work."
"The princess next to me is still singing."
"What to sing."
"Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are so bright~~
The warm sunshine shines on the face¥%¥%”
"You don't even know these words."
"Everything is just like the fairy tale. The prince and princess began to live a life without shame."
"Oh, this doesn't end well. It's not a shameless life."
"This is a fantasy of mine, but I have had a girlfriend before."
"Who?"
"Her name is Tie!
”
"What a good name." After hearing this, Luan Yunping praised it sincerely.
"Whenever I go to her house to look for her, I stand at the bottom of the building and shout!
Iron~~Iron~~
Do you know how many people in the community push their windows to look at me?"
"People regard you as a scrap metal collector."
"She is gentle, elegant, and very cute. She works as a salesperson in a sales office. When she has nothing to do, the two of us sit together and chat.
Play Go and drink tea."
"Have some tea."
"Now that I think about it, it was like I was in a dream. I burned a stick of incense in the room, we sat across from each other, took out the tea can, and poured out Tieguanyin.
Set aside the water and pour it in with boiling water.
Throw away the first brew. Do not drink the water used to wash the tea."
"Yes."
"We started drinking from the second brew! I drank one brew after another."
At this time, Luan Yunping next to her was dumbfounded. She was stunned for a long time before she said, "You two are so arrogant."
"You haven't had any tea, right?" Qi Yuncheng said instead.
"I've had it, but I've never tasted it with such a taste. That's called a dip, the fourth sound."
Qi Yuncheng wiped his face with the white handkerchief on the table, "I'm sorry, I get very emotional when I think of her.
And I took great care of her, and she also mentioned this and said it to me affectionately.
You are so kind to me, even if you are a cow or a horse in your next life, I will give you a handful of grass to eat."
"Okay, you two beasts."
"This wonderful time later passed. We often quarreled, and the quarrels were severe. She blamed me."
"What did she say?"
Qi Yuncheng's expression changed and he spoke slowly: "You are ruthless and unreasonable.
I say you are callous, ruthless and unreasonable.
Who do you think is ruthless and unreasonable?
I say you are callous, ruthless and unreasonable.
You are so callous and unreasonable.
I am not ruthless and vexatious. To say that I am ruthless and vexatious is not as ruthless and vexatious as you.
I am not ruthless and vexatious at all. When it comes to being ruthless and vexatious, that means you are ruthless and vexatious..."
"Oops."
Luan Yunping couldn't stand listening anymore, "Well, which girl did you marry who talks about cross talk?"
Qi Yuncheng sighed sadly, "After the quarrel, we broke up."
"That's right. If we continue, this will be Mr. Hou."
"She left me a note, don't look for me again, I'm dead."
"Oh, that's quite impressive."
"You said I was going to end my relationship. I was stupid at that time. It was like a bolt from the blue. I felt very sad. I gritted my teeth and never looked for a girlfriend again from now on."
Luan Yunping: "Yo!"
Qi Yuncheng said: "Later many people tried to persuade me, but I said don't try to persuade me, my heart is dead.
Time flies, time flies, maybe time is the best medicine, I began to think that I would never fall in love again.
Day by day passed, and on the third day I figured it out."
"Just three days of silence."
Qi Yuncheng explained, "I couldn't find the right one in the past three days."
“I didn’t take any emotion into my heart at all.”
"Oh, when I walked into the community, I accidentally looked up and there was a girl waving to me."
Luan Yunping knew something was going on, so she quickly said, "This is to say hello... I've met the right one."
"Later I found out...they were cleaning the glass."
"What a shame! You don't look at the towel in your hand, but you just look at your hands?"
"Suddenly, I felt that spring had come again. I was waiting for her at the gate of the community, and finally saw her, Niaoniao Tingting, so beautiful."
"Good-looking."
"I walked over and stretched my legs in a gentlemanly manner...pop, I fell over there."
"Hey. Gentleman, are you still doing this?"
The audience was very happy at this time, and a scene of Qi Yuncheng stumbling on another girl's foot appeared in their minds. The main reason was that it was too immoral.
Qi Yuncheng bent down on the stage and reached out to pull the girl, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person... I said it wrong."
"Nonsense, you told the truth."
"She stood up and walked away."
"Ignore you." Luan Yunping said.
"Looking at her back, I was stunned. She is so beautiful.
Such beautiful women are rare in the world~~like flowers and jade, looking like gods~~
With a plain mouth and a handsome waist, the wind and moon can be seen, and she is as beautiful as a flower and jade, so she overwhelms Song Chanjuan~~
But thinking that this is not a peach feast~~how come Chang'e left Guanghan in the month~~
She is like the beautiful woman Pan Jinlian, and I am like Ximen Qing~~
"What are you doing? Why did you come out as an adulterer and a wife while you were singing?"
"Make up my mind, I will chase her."
"Go after others."
"It's in a community, so it's easy to chase her. As soon as she leaves the community, she buys newspapers and I buy them too.
What a coincidence, you also buy newspapers."
After asking such a question, Qi Yuncheng turned around and walked away on the stage.
Luan Yunping noticed it and said, "Ignore you."
"Let's go... Wait at the bus stop at the door. What a coincidence, you are also waiting for the bus...
We ran into each other at the supermarket across the street. What a coincidence, you also go to the supermarket."
"Always guard my girl."
"Come out of the bathroom and wash your hands. What a coincidence. You peed on your hands too?"
Hahahahaha!
This sentence bursts out with high energy.
The audience of tens of thousands of people below were all extremely happy, and their voices came out one after another.
In the midst of this loud voice, Luan Yunping still asked, looking for trouble, "If she could really pee on her hands, would you still pursue her?"
Suddenly, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
Then there were bursts of booing.
Mainly because I don’t dare to think about it.
Qi Yuncheng scratched his head behind the microphone, then twisted his expression and complained to his partner, "Why are you so disrespectful to others?"
"Nonsense." Luan Yunping pointed, "Is there anyone so close to you?"
"Finally the girl stopped and said to me, what on earth are you going to do?"
"You might as well make it clear."
Qi Yuncheng nodded and patted his chest with both hands, "I admire you very much. If you think there is something wrong with me, I will change it.
The girl asks, "What do you think is good about me? I'll change it."
"It seems you have no chance."
"My love failed again."
"No."
Sighing, Qi Yuncheng drooped his hands and said unhappy, "When I was feeling depressed, someone introduced me to a girlfriend."
"Introduction?"
"Let's meet outside. The weather is very good, the wood leaves are peeling off, the west wind is blowing, and the geese are flying south. It's late autumn."
Luan Yunping: "It's cold."
"The two of us sat on a big bench in the park. I took a closer look at her. She is about 1.4 meters tall. Her little face is purple."
"Cold?"
"She has freckles on her face. I wonder if she is a spokesperson for LV. Her appearance has exceeded people's imagination. This woman is so recognisable. She has a very post-modern style and must have the blood of Transformers."
"I don't know how ugly this is?"
"After being stunned for a long time, she took the initiative to break the deadlock. Hello. Let me look at her. Are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?"
"Why did I remember this sentence?"
"The girl said that my online name is Rejection... Oh, I didn't expect that my name is so different from me. My online name is Rejection, which shows that I am very noble.
Why did you choose such a screen name?
I think it’s better to call it rejection, and adding the radical makes it more subtle.”
"What about removing the radicals?"
"Big color."
"Huo Oh, I met a female pervert, but she is a good match for you."
"Hey, do you know what happened between me and your wife?"
"What a mess."
Suddenly!
Pieces of laughter rolled out again. This was another advantage that Qi Yuncheng had taken advantage of. He was used to it. Anyway, he learned it from his master Guo Degang.
Qi Yuncheng continued: "The girl spoke again, don't look at me as fat, my waist is thin, don't look at me as ugly, my nickname is Mei Li.
I asked the girl how much do you weigh?
Two hundred and six...
Later I realized that I had been fooled."
Luan Yunping: "What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng: "It weighs two hundred and sixty pounds."
Luan Yunping: "This is the end."
Qi Yuncheng extended a thumbs up and said, "I sincerely admire you, girl, you are such a man."
Luan Yunping: "What are you talking about?"
"She was so happy that she took out a razor from her pocket..."
Qi Yuncheng immediately made a circle around his mouth, and Luan Yunping smiled silently, "It's so rashy that a woman needs to trim her beard."
"Isn't that true? She also said that she took the photo without clothes two days ago and posted it on the Internet."
"She?"
"I didn't expect the post to sink."
"Okay, no one wants to be naked."
The more I talk about it, the more I feel that this girl is shabby, and this is the common appearance of the heroines in cross talk, so this kind of contrast in appearance is needed.
After all, what else can a girl who talks about cross talk do?
But just now.
The few people who had been listening behind the curtain suddenly made some movement.
It was Guo De who just called. As soon as he answered the phone, his expression darkened visibly.
"Degang, what's wrong?"
"Something happened. Isn't it just a few days before we go back? The organizer also covered our air tickets, but there was a slight mistake.
The time is a little late.
See if you want to reorder."
"How long?"
"Tuesday."
"It's okay." Yu Qian waved his hand, "At worst, we can play here for a few days. Anyway, we can have fun together."
Hearing this, Yue Yunpeng stood stunned and suddenly remembered something, "Master, uncle, Monday is Valentine's Day.
This reservation is late.
How can Senior Brother rush back?"
Yu Qian slapped his hand and was reminded, "Oh, yes, I guess my daughter is still looking forward to Yuncheng going back early, so hurry up and check the tickets for the plane and high-speed rail.
We can’t delay this young couple any longer.”
When the senior brother was so worried, Guo Degang smiled happily beside him and said, "You worry too much about this child's own affairs."
"This young couple has only been together for a long time. It's not like we don't understand each other during the period of love. We've all been here before."