Chapter 3 There is no big or small thing on the stage
All viewers know that Deyun follows rules, but Qi Yuncheng is really different now.
This is definitely the first time for such an honest loss.
The impression given to them is that he is not afraid of death.
As for this thing, it is also a method that Qi Yuncheng thought of. There is no big or small stage. This is a technical means of cross talk.
But there are really no disciples of De Yun in this world who have faced Master Shan like him. After all, it is only 2010.
Xiaoyue hasn't even gotten up yet.
Not to mention others.
Qi Yuncheng now stood up straight and continued talking.
"Master's height is congenital, there's no way to say that. But this black guy really isn't."
"Hey, was this done the day after tomorrow?" Luan Yunping tilted her head and was curious about this.
"Isn't this how I worked for Deyun Society in the past few years? At that time, Deyun was just a grassroots team!
In order to make a living, Master can only go around recording programs and working under the sun.
That’s why my master made me so tan!”
Luan Yunping asked again, "How dark is it!"
Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes and started to have bad intentions, "Let's put it this way, throw my master into a pile of coal, and you can't tell which is coal and which is him."
Luan Yunping was surprised, "Then there's no way to save him?"
"You have to stab me with a stick!"
"What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan on the table and threw it forward.
"The hard one is coal, and the soft one is him! Of course, if he ouches when you poke him, you can't go wrong!!"
Hahaha!
"Okay!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
One after another, what the actor said hit the point of laughter of these people.
As for why we still applaud.
That’s instigation!
The more he talks, the more serious his death will be. Anyway, they will be happy to hear it, and it will not be too big a deal to watch the excitement.
As for hearing Guo Degang in the side curtain in the lower right corner.
Will you be angry?
It’s simply impossible, it’s too late to be happy.
"What you're saying is too dark." As Master's beloved disciple, Luan Yunping definitely wouldn't do it behind the desk.
Qi Yuncheng swept away the smiling faces of the audience below, and then quickly stopped, "Don't be happy, just because of this.
I hurt my master’s self-esteem.
I was so angry that my master went up the mountain to find a master to clarify his doubts."
"How did you say that?"
"Master!" Qi Yuncheng plays the role of the master, and he is deliberately shorter, but this figure is full of baggage.
Luan Yunping saw it from the side, but couldn't care about it at all.
"Master, they all call me Little Black Fatty! I'm very dark and not very tall!
I almost want to die
I want to hang myself from a beam!"
"Yo! Want to hang yourself?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and raised his head, "But I can't reach the beam!"
"Okay! Still talking!"
"At this time, the master said something, you open the door!!
After saying that, my master opened the door, the sun was shining brightly, and I had an epiphany at that time."
"What's the epiphany?"
"Master said, Master, you want me to accept the sunshine, forget the darkness, and don't care about the rumors, right?
At this time the master spoke again!"
"How to say?"
"I asked you to open the door! Let me see where you are!"
After saying that, Qi Yuncheng's eyes widened and he started looking for someone everywhere.
The key is to be so serious.
After finding it, he took a closer look, his expression changed hastily, and then he immediately said, "You brave evildoer, don't try to steal my cassock!"
"Hooh! Black bear spirit!"
Hahahahaha!
When the familiar lines came out, the entire audience was immediately overwhelmed.
Many people even laughed like crazy because when they thought of Teacher Guo’s black hair, they almost stopped laughing.
This sound comes together again.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping looked at each other, and everything in their hearts dropped, because there was finally no problem.
Then the next thing to do is to stabilize the atmosphere, and then let Master and Uncle come over to perform in the final scene.
Because there was no one in front of him, Xiaoyue delayed for a while. It was impossible for them to grab the time to save the bottom.
So I could only perform for twenty minutes.
These twenty minutes were not too long, and the two of them found some short jokes afterwards.
After saying that, I wanted to grab a bottom and quickly turned around and went down.
It may make the audience feel rushed, but there is nothing we can do about it.
As soon as they went down, they were naturally greeted by the announcement from their uncle and the marquis, as well as the master and uncle coming on stage.
Two pairs of actors rub shoulders!
It was nothing at first, but when Guo De just reached his funny position, he suddenly became anxious.
He grabbed the handkerchief in his hand, then turned around and threw it away.
And Qi Yuncheng also quickly stepped down in despair, as if he was afraid of being caught by the master.
Although this is just an act, Guo Degang just unpacked the entire cross talk they just had.
Because the audience wanted to see this scene, no one in the thousands of people below was unhappy.
"Hahaha! I knew it happened all of a sudden!"
"Hey, what was the name of the actor just now? I missed it because of the noise just now."
"It seems his name is Qi Yuncheng. It's really good. And he's handsome too!"
"Being able to be so funny with Master makes me want to see the sequel for no reason. After all, I am so invincible!"
……
……
"Okay, okay!"
Seeing his partner throw a handkerchief, Yu Qian must have grabbed it quickly, fearing that he would throw something again. Of course, this was all for show.
After all, comedy has to be exaggerated.
Guo De just took a breath, looking like he hated iron, but suddenly thought of something, and he immediately seemed like a different person.
"Where is Teacher Yu's thong? Let me see!"
"Fuck you!"
Yu Qian, who was still blocking him at first, nudged his partner in an instant, which made the whole room burst into laughter.
It caught many people off guard and laughed.
This smile fully demonstrates the power of the leader Deyun and the cross talk queen.
This is like doubling the child’s burden.
"Brother! Captain Luan! You are so awesome, this is all down!"
"Yes! You should really see the expression on Master's face when he was not on stage, and the expression on the sidelines just now!"
"That's right! I really don't have anything to say!"
Here comes the side curtain.
Xiao Yue, Shao Bing, Kong Yunlong and other fellow disciples from the Zi Department were all there. When I saw them, I sighed sincerely.
However, Luan Yunping laughed and said, "Thanks to Yuncheng, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do this!
This performance is a great blessing among misfortunes!"
Seeing a few of them say this, Qi Yuncheng was very happy, and the things the system gave him really made his experiment successful.
The results are good.
But now there is another important thing, so I asked Xiaoyue directly.
"How is the situation over there with He Wei?"
"Hey!" Shaobing shook his head while holding the phone, "The phone keeps ringing, but there is no response.
Text messages too!"
"Then don't fight, that's it."
Qi Yuncheng said, and the other brothers nodded. They thought they had solved the problem of being the second worst, so there was no need to fight.
But it's not the case at all, because he knows what will happen next.
After all, this person is just a villain.
As soon as he is tempted by the mainstream, he will immediately fall for God Yun. As for the previous training and praise from his master, he will not consider it at all.