Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 306 Dalin: If the wind blows, then Deyunshe will go bankrupt!
Chapter 306 Dalin: If the wind blows, then Deyunshe will go bankrupt!
Arrive at half past seven.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping finally stopped drinking tea and started walking towards the side curtain.
Behind the scenes of Mr. Hou’s report.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang started the first cross talk of the day.
Today's occasion is quite special, master and apprentice, father and son.
Each pair of actors will perform two shows.
First came Dalin, Yan Hexiang, then Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yuping, and finally Guo Degang and Yu Qian. The next three games were also in this order.
Six programs, not many, but a great lineup.
After all, the old couple is a perfect ticket seller.
As for Dalin’s opening.
Not to mention that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were watching, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also worried. They didn't even sit down, but silently listened to the heat of the two people with their hands behind their backs.
The opening cross talk is nothing more than a warm-up.
If you can't achieve this effect, failure is certain
This time, Dalin and Yan Hexiang chose "The Theory of Rules"!
Old joke.
Almost all cross talk actors are familiar with it, but the quality of the performance is also judged.
There were only a thousand people in the last commercial performance, but now it is even more difficult to handle more than two thousand people, which requires Dalin to use all his abilities.
Fortunately, after watching it for a while.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian went down silently.
Qi Yuncheng glanced back, indicating that the opening was okay, at least he didn't make any mistakes.
Otherwise, let’s not talk about the uncle Yu Qian, at least the master Guo Degang has to stand here, so it can be regarded as a relief for Dalin.
"That's enough. Just wait for Dalin's performance later?" Luan Yunping also knew what he meant and spoke.
"Well! Let's go down and rest for a few minutes, and call out to the Marquis so that we don't forget to announce the curtain again."
"I have to remind you that even though it only happened once, I really think it's not impossible for it to happen again."
While talking, the two people also arrived backstage.
After chatting for a while, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the side curtain and went on stage to start today's performance.
The effect must be good. After all, the audience knows them well and is almost willing to listen to anything they say.
At the same time, thanks to the support, they can now sell tickets in some large theaters.
However, when Guo Degang and Yu Qian appeared in the third scene, almost no one of the more than 2,000 people was shouting and making noise. It is no exaggeration, because they are indeed nationally well-known actors.
Even overseas Chinese like it, but Deyun has not performed overseas yet.
But when the two elders were performing on stage.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang took advantage of the few dozen minutes left to imitate the words. Of course they memorized the words fluently, and they even memorized some of the added baggage.
However, it was his first time to play so big, so he had to feel uneasy.
Besides, it was the fourth game when he left. The fourth game is when the atmosphere of a venue is at its best. Compared with the sluggishness when the audience first arrived, everyone was in the mood at this time.
So if your work is still like the opening, the rhythm and atmosphere of the scene will be a bit off.
Therefore, not only the opening and the second half have their own tasks, but the actors performing in the middle scenes are also under great pressure.
Not to mention it’s still a scene for an old couple.
"You're still right, do you have any idea in your heart?" Luan Yunping didn't know what the specific placement was, and looked at Dalin a little worried.
After all, I have never seen a traditional joke pairing last so long.
After Dalin took a deep breath, he kept nodding his head, "I know the words verbatim, but I am nervous and don't know what the specific performance is."
"No matter what the effect is, we have to go on stage to talk about it."
After dozens of minutes passed, Hou Zhen noticed the time, put down his mobile phone, took a picture of his clothes and prepared to go to the side curtain, "Let's go, Dalin, we're almost there.
You have to go up and wait, otherwise what will happen if you are late?
When the time comes, I will announce the curtain, Dalin, and Yan Hexiang, but I won’t see you. That will be fun.
The audience must be curious, hey, where is Guo Degang's son? He went to eat, which is not enough for a midnight snack.
Do you think this is true?"
As soon as he put down his cell phone, Mr. Hou started to talk nonsense. Qi Yun was used to it in Chengdu, but he couldn't help but smile.
He still had the heart to say that before they performed, there was no curtain call.
I can forget about the situation.
It is indeed something that only the Marquis can do.
But just leave as soon as you say.
Everyone backstage rushed to the side curtain.
The moment you arrive, wait a few more minutes.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian came down amid huge applause.
At the same time, Hou Zhen, who was wearing a black short-sleeved shirt and a long coat that looked out of place with the actors, walked quickly onto the stage.
"Then next, please enjoy the cross talk "Fushouquan"! The performers are Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang!
”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Applause at different opening moments.
No matter how lively the current movement is, Dalin can feel the enthusiasm of the audience without even going on stage.
However, the positions of the two people changed after going up.
Yan Hexiang stood in the teasing position, and Dalin stood behind the table. This is called backing in the crosstalk terminology.
So rarely, the latter began to pack away the fans, handkerchiefs and other items used by his father and master.
After cleaning up.
He immediately started talking about some prelude, and then added a little baggage that he had thought about.
After saying that the little baggage had some effect, Yan Hexiang began to get into his real life.
Living is relatively easy, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have also performed.
Through a lot of temptations and conditions, Dalin was asked to carry banners and act as a filial son.
If ordinary actors perform with normal baggage, Dalin wants to be a filial son by holding banners for others.
Just thinking about it is a burden.
Because Guo Degang can live well, even if his son wants to rebel and run away, it will be okay.
After twenty minutes of acting, Dalin began to get better. Now wearing a white mourning robe, he looked at Yan He and said angrily.
"You're looking for someone to beat the flags, right? Looking for a filial son? I'm telling you, I really don't want to do this job."
Seeing Dalin starting to take off his clothes and throwing them all on the ground, Yan Hexiang said, "If you are like this, they will ask you to be their son at the funeral, so why don't you go?"
"There are so many people backstage, why should I be treated as my son?"
"They don't look alike."
"Do I look like that?" Dalin gave a somewhat expression, but now that he lacks some experience, he is not as flexible as later generations, but it is still pretty good.
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"I can't go even if I don't think so. I am a dignified person, don't look at me as small, I have personality. My colleagues shouldn't laugh at me if I go?
Deyun Club’s backstage staff shouldn’t poke fun at my spine?
Have you not read the news on the Internet? I am the first heir of Deyun Society, and I am the son of Guo Degang.
Besides, my parents are both alive, so my dad is still there watching at the door, I’m crazy.”
Dalin said and pointed in the direction. The audience's faces were all smiles, and they began to wonder about Teacher Guo's expression when he heard this.
Yan Hexiang also glanced at the side screen, turned around and continued to persuade, "I feel sorry for this industry."
"You die, you."
"Several hundred million, I got it last."
“I lost all my investment in my dad’s bad movies.”
Hahahaha!
Suddenly there was a burst of laughter, nothing more, it suddenly stepped on the audience's laughing point.
"Dozens of listed companies."
"Everything went bankrupt."
"Okay, it doesn't matter. The most pity is that the old man has a daughter!"
"I don't care about this kind of money or company. What does my daughter care about?"
"Girl, this is all about the money. The entire company ranks more than 200 in the world, and the company's current market value is 1.2 trillion.
This girl's net worth is $60 billion.
The old man said before his death that as long as Guo Qiling came to be a dutiful son, the girl would marry him. Being a dutiful son is a lie, but recruiting a son-in-law is real."
The words fell.
Guo Qiling's chubby face was stunned behind the table, her eyes staring in one direction, as if she was weighing the matter.
After weighing it up.
Without saying a word, he turned around, bent down and silently picked up the discarded filial robe and hat.
This is the same retreat as the one that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came to, but now that Dalin is here, the effect is still good.
So even though it was Guo Degang and Yu Qian who were listening at the door, they both nodded silently. The heat is definitely still a lot worse, but it's okay.
And during the process of Dalin's mourning again, Yan Hexiang never stopped talking.
"Isn't it better to inherit these properties than to live in Deyun Society? What do I want? I don't have a wife, and I haven't even gone to get involved.
He is still not happy.
Where can I look for such a good thing with a lantern?
Hey, why are you wearing it? Don't do this. If you don't want to go, you won't go. I'll go find Qi Yuncheng!
”
"Wait a moment, wait a moment, come back to me!
”
Dalin packed up his filial robe and hurried over and grabbed Yan Hexiang's arm, "Why are you looking for him? He already has a girlfriend."
"It's okay, people who talk about cross talk are shameless."
Yan Da smashed his head at Qi Yuncheng, and the audience below kept nodding.
"What's wrong with you? Aren't you going?"
"Look at you, you don't know how to be funny." Dalin said while putting on his filial piety hat, "I'm joking with you, I can go."
Yan Hexiang frowned and became angry, "How can you go? My fellow crosstalkers not only talk nice to you, but also laugh at your father."
"They are all jealous."
"The backstage actors poke your spine."
"Are they dead?"
"You are the first heir of Deyun Society."
"Humph!" Dalin held the table and said without any worries, "If the wind picks up, then Deyun Society will go bankrupt!
”
Hahaha!
"Okay!
”
One sentence has little power.
But at this moment in the Beizhan Theater, the entire audience was almost laughing.
When the son is looking forward to Deyun Club, this style is inexplicably linked to a certain cross talk actor.
When he heard this movement, Dalin behind the table was frightened. It was the first time, the first time he felt such a lively atmosphere.
Since he learned cross talk, he has been afraid of making mistakes and giving bad results, so he has been working steadily.
Now that he is smiling like this, the actor's pride has been greatly satisfied, and at the same time, he admires his brother in his heart.
But it wasn’t the audience who laughed the most.
But Uncle Yu.
After he said the sentence about Deyunshe's bankruptcy, he clapped his thighs alone and laughed. He didn't expect that Dalin would say this now. He was usually a well-behaved kid.
So I smiled very happily.
The main reason is that this added burden is really good.
Guo Degang himself also smiled and sighed helplessly. If he didn't know who made this thing, he really wouldn't be worthy of being a master.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stood behind the master and uncle, looking at each other, feeling happy anyway.
But after a while, Guo Degang said one more thing, and he seemed to want to take action.
"When the critical moment comes, I will go on stage to take over."
"Master, are you going up?" Qi Yuncheng didn't expect this and hurried to Master to ask.
Guo Degang nodded and looked at his son's figure, "It's still a little short of heat, and some places can be turned up higher, but he didn't reach it, so I went up and turned it over for him."
"Okay, let's look at Dalin's impromptu performance."
After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, the scene returned to silence.
At the same time, Dalin and Yan Hexiang continued to perform.
The latter opened his mouth and pointed to the door.
"Your father is right there watching."
Dalin shook his head and yelled in vain, "That's an external thing."
Taking a deep breath, Yan Hexiang opened his mouth and looked at his partner. Just as he was about to say something else, he was suddenly blocked because Beizhan, a crowd of more than 2,000 people, started to make a fuss inexplicably.
"The Rebirth of Financial Giants"
Not only him, Dalin was also confused.
But when I look back, I understand why.
Side curtain!
Guo Degang, wearing a black coat, appeared and walked towards the stage step by step.
It doesn't matter if he comes out, the key is to combine Dalin's words, how can the audience not make a fuss.
See him.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang were both stunned instantly, and the former almost trembled and fell to the ground.
This is not surprising.
Dalin was highly concentrated during the whole performance of this cross talk, for fear of being offended or forgetting a sentence, and now suddenly his father ran out, it was like walking in a dark alley in the middle of the night and a person ran out to scare you.
However, through this trembling, Dalin suddenly came to his senses and knelt down before talking.
Yan Hexiang was so frightened that he ran to the side of the stage to hide, fearing that the master would come and cause trouble.
Guo De just took a few steps to the middle of the stage and looked at the two people in confusion, "What is this for?"
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Dalin stood up and quickly went to help his father, pointing at Yan Hexiang with an aggrieved look, "It's all him. I said I wouldn't go, and he had to use these sweet words to trick me into going."
"I, I..."
Yan Hexiang didn't know what to say in this unexpected situation. It all depended on reaction.
"What on earth is this?" Guo Degang asked again.
"Just go to the funeral, earn so much money, and then let him be a filial son." In front of the master, Yan Hexiang sounded extremely respectful and changed his words.
"If you say you won't go, we won't go."
Guo Degang glanced at the audience, then at the two children, and said angrily, "Go!
Why don't you go if you promised?
”
Hahaha!
During the laughter, Dalin was confused and wanted to explain the matter to his father carefully, but Guo Degang gently grabbed Dalin's hand and took a step towards Yan Hexiang with a straight eyebrow and asked.
"How much?"
Yan Hexiang stretched out his hands and crossed his index fingers, "One billion!"
After hearing this, Guo Degang turned to look at his son who was wearing a mourning robe without saying a word, and raised his hand to straighten the mourning hat on his head with great concern.
"This is about to fall off, please be careful."
It's just an action of holding a hat.
The entire audience at the Beijing Exhibition went crazy with laughter, feeling that Teacher Guo’s integrity was shattered.
"Hahahaha! I guess I didn't expect Tao'er to come on stage, they were both confused!"
"Teacher Guo is so awesome, my hat almost fell off, I was laughing so hard."
"This hat is a great help."
"Lao Guo's aura makes everyone excited as soon as he comes on stage."
……
After holding up his hat, Guo Degang grabbed his son's shoulders and took a serious look. He was very pleased and said, "It's okay! It looks okay!"
Yan Hexiang has now adapted to the rhythm of Master's appearance, and immediately added, "Master, if you say you don't want to go, we won't go."
"Why don't you go!" Guo Degang was angry again, "If he doesn't go, I can go!
”
"Ouch yo yo!"
Both of them hurriedly stopped him, fearing that the old man would say something else. After all, the audience was laughing so hard because of this sentence.
Good guy, Teacher Guo can be a dutiful son at his age.
Yan Hexiang: "That's all right. Come back. You know how to do it."
Guo Degang: "If you really don't want to go, I'll go."
Dalin: "Next time!"
Guo Degang: "You must go!
”
Dalin: "Hey, go, go, go!"
……
Three times five divides two.
The two of them finally sent the person back.
But the moment I returned to the stage.
Both of them were smiling and had nothing to say. At the same time, there were shouts and boos from below. I have never seen such a lack of moral integrity.
After a while, Yan Hexiang's head started to heat up. He slapped the table with his hand and said, "Okay, let's not delay any more and go back to the backstage. I'll call you a filial son, don't mourn..."
Dalin's expression changed and he quickly stopped him, "You haven't finished the flag yet."
"Ouch!
”
Yan He woke up in a daze. He was really impressed by Teacher Guo's performance. He quickly tied the handkerchief to the fan, and once tied it, it turned into a flag, and then he started performing.
Nothing else.
It was Dalin who was wearing a mourning robe and holding a flag, kneeling on the ground and crying that his father was dead. There was a lot of joy in the audience.
After crying.
Dalin stood up again with banners.
"How about it, you can go now."
“Not bad!”
"Then let's go."
"Can't go."
"What's going on?"
"The old man is not dead!"
"Fuck you!
”
……
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
"Okay!
”
The cross talk ended.
Dalin and Yan He bowed to each other, and the theater gave a lot of applause and even cheers.
The scene just now was so fun for the audience. The key is that only Dalin can perform this kind of status effect, and the burden is the loudest.
The only pity is that Dalin is still far behind now.
Otherwise, flowers can still be found.
But I have to say that Dalin and the others reacted very quickly, especially when Teacher Guo was giving instructions, they all improvised.
"This is not bad." Guo Degang commented when the child was about to come down.
Yu Qian smiled throughout the whole process, "Deyunshe has performed so many Fushouquan performances, but this is the first time I saw my biological father on stage."
"Hate! You think I don't know who planned this? With Qi Ling's current style, there's no way he could come here on his own initiative."
Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat and deliberately did not speak, as if it had nothing to do with him.
At the same time, prepare to take the stage again.
When Dalin and Yan Hexiang came down, they were already covered in cold sweat. They were indeed frightened. Fortunately, when they returned to the side scene, Guo Degang didn't make any comments. He nodded slightly, which was regarded as an affirmation of this scene.
Seeing this, Dalin showed a rare smile when he went backstage.
However, the Marquis has not forgotten his work.
The curtain call continued, and after the curtain call was over, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came on stage again.
Since Dalin cried just now that his father died, the audience's enthusiasm has not dissipated, and Qi Yuncheng himself is also very happy.
Come up and turn up the microphone while speaking.
"It seems that Dalin and I have the same wish. Given time, we will succeed."
"What is success? This is it!" Luan Yunping said with a smile.
"I'm very happy. I didn't expect the cross talk performance to reach such a scale. But you may have noticed that today's event is a little different. It's a special performance for master, apprentice and father and son.
It also says "."
“I only discovered it when it was almost over.”
"Master and apprentice, father and son, master and apprentice are me and my master."
"Yes!"
"Father and son are Guo Qiling and Yu Qian..."
"Just give me a moment."
After the terrible secret was exposed, the audience burst into laughter, but Luan Yunping quickly stopped and said, "Explain it on the surface."
"Don't tell me secretly?"
"As long as the backstage knows."
Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Father and son are Guo Qiling and my master, so now that we are standing on the stage, we have to introduce ourselves.
Because it is inevitable that there will be friends who don’t know us.”
"That needs to be said."
"My name is Qi Yuncheng, and I have no academic qualifications. The one next to me is Luan Yunping. He is different. He has gone to college!
”
"What's wrong with going to college? Why do you say it so harshly?"
"The cross talk industry is very difficult and requires a certain degree of academic qualifications to study it well."
"Anyway, we have to study it."
"Like elementary school education, junior high school education, cross talk is a scam, you know?"
"Hey!" Luan Yunping suddenly reminded, "There are a lot of people with this degree in the background."
"Then what happened?" Qi Yuncheng spread his hands and asked, "What happened to the academic qualifications?"
"Didn't you say that cross talk with a primary school education or a junior high school education is a scam?"
"Yes, but we are shameless, so what?"
"Then it seems you are really shameless."
Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "It doesn't matter. No matter what degree you have, you must have a humble and respectful attitude towards people and things."
"That's true."
"Just like our master Guo Degang! Usually no one calls these three words by name backstage, let alone us disciples.
Once a master is a father, a son never says his father's surname. That day I went to see the master to ask about some business problems."
"This is to ask the teacher to be respected."
Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone and immediately shouted with a straight face, "I'm being honest. I don't know how to do it. Come on, tell me something! You're being honest, you're speaking out!"
Hahahahaha!
The whole scene burst into laughter.
The audience also understood that this was a master-disciple father-son cross talk show.
It’s just that Guo De has just come to suffer. Earlier, Dalin mourned his father. This one has directly become the equal of his apprentice. The key is the rudeness.
No one would think that this is actually Guo Degang’s apprentice.
"Oh, this apprentice is awesome."
When the side curtain heard this burden, Guo De just couldn't sit down and rest for a while. He couldn't help but laugh.
"Yun Chenggong likes to come here a little different, but just happy and lively! Well, I like it very much, and I will come more often in the future." Yu Qian said firmly.
"Okay!" Guo Degang thought of something at this moment, "Brother, let's make a bet."
"What bet?"
"I bet I won't talk about you when the curtain calls later."
"What if I say?"
"If you say it, I will win. You will have to go to one less drinking party this week! If you don't say it, I will win. What do you want?"
"Nothing else, just drink with me once."
"Okay! That's it!"
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