Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 38: Fall under Hou Zhen’s pomegranate skirt! [New book asks for everything]
Chapter 38: Fall under Hou Zhen’s pomegranate skirt! [New book asks for everything]
Beizhan Theater.
Qi Yuncheng and Hou Zhen took the stage.
The moment I stepped forward, the applause was already rolling in.
Not to mention the freshness that their first collaboration brought to the audience, just relying on the familiarity of these two people.
Thousands of people below will praise it.
And wait for the station to reach the microphone.
Just as Qi Yuncheng was about to speak, he suddenly saw the audience seats below, and several more groups of people rushing towards the stage.
Some seats are relatively far back, but we still try our best to come to the stage.
For no other reason than to give away the gift in my hand.
Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng didn't hesitate to go to the side of the stage to pick it up. There were a lot of them in one fell swoop.
Almost everything.
In particular, girls give more dolls. Maybe they think they like them, so the actors they like may also like them.
I bought almost all of them.
However, Qi Yuncheng also knew not to waste time. After taking the gift and thanking him a few times, he immediately went back to talk.
"Thank you all for sending so many gifts, which are enough to pull a car. In the past, actors in small theaters were like this, and the audience could give them gifts.
But sometimes there are not enough things to give, and my master will ask me, are you going to perform?"
"Hi! We calculate wages based on gifts." Mr. Hou put his hands behind the table and muttered.
"Thank you!"
Audience: "Qi Yuncheng, so handsome!!!"
Suddenly, a girl who had not returned to her seat after delivering the gift turned around and took advantage of the atmosphere and shouted.
Upon hearing this, Qi Yunzheng immediately retorted, "It doesn't matter what you say, we Deyun won't be able to find the second one."
The girl who was going back didn't expect Qi Yuncheng to respond to her. After covering her mouth and making a sound, she immediately rushed back to her seat.
But when you first come up, the audience always likes to take the next step.
Suddenly another group of spectators shouted, "Teacher Guo is handsome too!"
Leng Buding mentioned his master. Behind the microphone, Qi Yuncheng's expression dropped, "Good guy, did you just scold me?
I have become the same as my master.
How shabby he is."
Hahahaha!
When Qi Yuncheng talked about Yile, he started to laugh out loud.
After the laughter subsided, he began to speak seriously, "Okay, let's stop making trouble. Today is October 1st, National Day. It's a very good day.
Anyone who knows anything will know that our Deyun Society holds a three-day festival here.
Today's performance, as you all saw, is a cross talk between me and Mr. Hou."
"Yes, it's not easy to cooperate." Mr. Hou said.
"Now that I'm working with Mr. Hou, I realize that all the people who praise me backstage are far behind."
"Oh, really?"
After receiving such a compliment, Hou Zhen behind the table was very proud. He looked left and right to show off himself.
"Hou Zhen!" Qi Yuncheng sighed and began to look at his uncle sideways, "My uncle Hou Zhen has a good image at this stop.
Thick waist, short legs, big butt and round face!"
Originally quite happy, Hou Zhen frowned and waved his hand, "I haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of it! If you want to talk about Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, then I have nothing to say.
Compared with them, I am considered skinny."
"Anyway, it's good. I can play chess, calligraphy, painting, and poetry!"
"Yes, I have liked these since I was a child." Hou Zhen looked at the audience and explained to himself.
"Backstage at Deyun Club, you are considered a talented person!"
"Yeah!" Mr. Hou tilted his big round head, very happy, "Some people call me that."
"She is beautiful, knowledgeable, and has excellent sex and art. If Zhou Yu knew that there was a person like Hou Zhen, he would have fallen under his pomegranate skirt on the spot."
Hahahaha!
Eh~~
As soon as the audience imagined that scene, they burst into laughter.
Seeing the audience laughing, Hou Zhen quickly stopped Qi Yuncheng, then turned around and waved his hand at the booing audience, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble.
There is no saying that, this is called having both talent and appearance."
"Who is it?"
"Me!"
Qi Yuncheng curled his lips and imitated Hou Zhen, "Is it true? Is it true? Is it true?"
I’ve learned this for a while.
Hou Zhen looked at Qi Yuncheng with his hands in his hands and was speechless, as if why did you say my words?
And in this scene, the first person to be laughed at was none other than Guo Degang, who was watching from the side, because he knew how cruel Mr. Hou was.
Now I'm fighting back.
It's inexplicably the point of his laughter.
At the same time, I feel that Mr. Hou really took care of the burden with his children.
The ones mentioned here are all good.
At this moment, Hou Zhen, who was rendered speechless, still had his hands folded in his hands. He was stunned for a few seconds before he responded, "That's ridiculous!!"
Qi Yuncheng shook his head and continued, "Master Hou, you are good at poems and songs. Then you like reading."
"I love watching it."
"What books do you like to read?"
"I like to read all kinds of books. Of course, my favorites are the four classics."
"Do you know the four famous works?"
"Do I still know?"
As soon as a smile appeared on Mr. Hou's face, he looked at the audience, spread his hands and started counting, "Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei, Jin Ping Mei!"
Four books!
Four books with calligraphy, painting, black and white, and color!"
"Huo?" Upon hearing this, Qi Yuncheng and the thousands of spectators below were shocked. They didn't expect that he had collected so much, and the former immediately complained.
"Don't you watch 3D?"
Hou Zhen waved his hand and pointed to the side screen quietly, "If you don't look, Teacher Guo has taken away all the 3D ones."
Qi Yuncheng frowned and didn't want to talk about him anymore. He started to correct him, "Is that true? The four famous works are The Golden Lotus? Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Red Mansions, and Journey to the West."
"I see this too."
"Have you seen the Three Kingdoms?"
"I've seen it."
As soon as the two people talk and scratch, it is considered a serious matter. Originally, this is a very traditional joke.
But depending on the actors, the performance will be different.
When talking about this, Hou Zhen became unusually confident, "Go backstage and ask around. I know the Three Kingdoms best.
Watch Three Kingdoms every day.
Bring it here when you get up, bring it here when you go to the toilet, bring it here when you eat, and bring it here before going to bed.
After reading this, I will put this book down and read Jin Ping Mei again."
It was a familiar word again. After Qi Yuncheng heard some laughter from the audience, he turned around and said to him, "Does that mean you watch Three Kingdoms all day?"
"That's right, I have a nickname backstage."
"What's your name?"
Hou Zhen pointed at his big belly and said, "It's full of Three Kingdoms!"
The words fell.
Qi Yuncheng's expression was wrong and became extremely exaggerated, "I often hear people say backstage that you are full of Three Kingdoms, full of Three Kingdoms. So you are full of Three Kingdoms?"
"That's what you called me."
"Then let's discuss it. Don't you have the Three Kingdoms in mind? Now let me ask you a simple question."
"Okay!"
"Just ask who is the most capable among the Three Kingdoms."