Qi Yuncheng had to admit on stage that the effect was okay, but he couldn't keep saying it and had to turn back.
"This is all a joke. It is impossible for Master to abdicate. His health is still fine. And it is impossible for the two of us to work together without Master."
"That's true." Luan Yunping finally said another sentence, just enjoying herself when she was throwing away the baggage.
"But choosing a partner is the same as the morning market. If you go early, the dishes will be very fresh and juicy. If you go late, the dishes will be messed up.
It just so happened that I went a little late that day, and that day..."
Qi Yuncheng said as he glanced at Luan Yunping, who was staring at him next to him, "Only him and the dog raised by Master are left. Na and I are hesitating whether I should tame animals in the future? Or stand-up comedy? It's quite confusing."
"What do you call entanglement?" Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to stop her but couldn't, so she could only continue to listen.
"At this time, there is an actor named Yue Yunpeng. The fat man who performed in front of us also got up late. What should we do if our eyes meet? We both have to choose a partner for the performance, so let's have a fight."
"Still dueling?"
"But I couldn't beat him. He was so fat. I was knocked down by Tang's punch, and he left with the dog."
Obviously talking about herself, Luan Yunping couldn't help but say, "Is Xiaoyue's partner a dog? I'm not even as good as a dog when I'm co-writing."
"In the end, I really couldn't work with Luan Yunping anymore."
"Okay, I still feel helpless."
"Everyone knows that Yue Yunpeng partners with Sun Yue."
"Is he the one who took him away?"
"Teacher Sun, like my uncle, is both a teacher at the Xiuxi Society. And among the teachers, comparing the two of them, Teacher Yu is actually very good."
"What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng extended his thumb and praised, "The lectures are good. Everyone stares at him when he lectures."
"Concentrate."
"I'm afraid he'll say something wrong."
"Are you arresting the uncle?"
"Yue Yunpeng, Kong Yunlong, Guo Qiling, and both of us were trained in Deyun's own school. They love teasing with Teacher Yu during class."
"Yes." Luan Yunping kept nodding her head in order to convince the audience
"Uncle Yu knows that it's a joke." Qi Yuncheng immediately acted as the uncle, and his mental state was relatively relaxed, "You should sleep in class, and I won't disturb you.
Do you see any teacher talking like this?"
"Look."
"Every time at this time, Guo Qiling stands up and says, "Let's talk. If you don't talk, you won't be able to sleep."
"Okay, he's used to it." Luan Yunping was speechless.
Qi Yuncheng: "Let's go to class if you don't sleep. Today we are talking about the history of cross talk. Water has its source and trees have roots. Did cross talk exist in that year? This is a story of a chicken laying an egg and an egg laying a chicken.
Guo Qiling still stood up, then you said that the chicken and the egg came first in the world."
Luan Yunping: "Arrogance."
Qi Yuncheng: "Thanks to the teacher's greatness."
Luan Yunping: "What?"
Qi Yuncheng: "The first chicken in the world."
Luan Yunping: "Is the answer coming?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Guo Qiling asked Teacher Yu, can you tell me how the first chicken in the world came about?"
Luan Yunping: "Tell him."
Qi Yuncheng: "Teacher Yu looks up to the sky and screams, forced by life!
”
Hahahaha!
"Xu~~"
What does chicken mean? When they heard the words, the audience didn't understand. The two actors on the stage didn't care, as if they didn't say what they just said, looking around.
Wait until it finally calms down.
Luan Yunping added, "I asked Teacher Yu to answer such a difficult question. Is that what you're going to tell me?"
"It's not easy!"
"It was not easy. The first chicken was quite busy."
Suddenly the theater burst into laughter again. Qi Yuncheng pushed Luan Yunping in fear, "Do you know if we are going to broadcast live today? You are going crazy."
"Do you still know about live broadcast? Tell me carefully."
"Not only cultural classes, but every class must be used by teachers. Let me give you an example. This class is cross talk history, and the next class is physical education. More than 30 students are standing on the playground preparing to run. Running is to exercise lung capacity."<
/p>
"Yes."
"Keep shouting, Teacher Sun."
"Teacher Sun?"
Qi Yuncheng turned over again and introduced, "It's Yue Yunpeng's partner."
"The one who took it away?"
"My name is Sun Yue, the big fat man from Deyun Society, who is wider than this table!"
Luan Yunping lowered her head and measured the length of the table from left to right, "So fat?"
"My uncle is too fat!
If Teacher Sun takes off his pants and leaves them there, if he doesn’t wear them, you don’t know what he’s doing?”
"Good guy!"
"It's not like Teacher Yu's thong with only a few threads!
"Qi Yuncheng raised and pulled with both hands, and the performance was vivid without real objects."
"Don't mention it!
”
The words fell.
Many of the people below thought of coke in their minds. At first, they said it was too old, but now they say it again, which means they have returned to their original intention.
Several people in the key scenes all thought that this kid didn't restrain himself at all after getting married, but instead became more serious? It's really quite acceptable.
And Shi Fukuan listened to the whole process interestingly. They said that cross talk can handle these three vulgarities? Just laugh.
"Let's not talk about Teacher Yu's thong, let's talk about Master Sun, who teaches physical education."
"Huo oh, he teaches physical education?" Luan Yunping just finished gesturing his figure, looking a little incredible.
"We students had to carry Teacher Sun out of the office when we were running. There was a mahogany armchair on the playground. Teacher Sun leaned back, and Luan Yunping and I kept stuffing ourselves behind!"
Without saying a word, Qi Yuncheng began to bend over and try to feel the large pieces of fat. When he was stuffed, Luan Yunping said, "I want to ask, did Yue Yunpeng really lead a dog back then?"
"You won't allow people to fatten up?" Qi Yuncheng finished his movements and drew a circle near his neck, "There is a whistle hanging here!"
"Who is the whistle?"
"When he blows the whistle, the students run away."
"Let's see how it works."
Holding the whistle in his right hand, Qi Yuncheng held the table with his left hand and kept panting, exaggerating each time. When he saw it, Luan Yunping complained, "You have finished blowing these few puffs."
"They're all~~~Ouch! They're dead!"
"As for it?"
"The students ran away, leaving only two to ask Teacher Yu to lead them away and rescue Teacher Sun."
"Then we still need to be rescued."
"But to be honest." Qi Yuncheng suddenly sighed, "Teacher Yu is so old, it's not easy. He can't just take a few breaths and enter the classroom like a young man. The old man ran down and entered the classroom and was breathless, but he couldn't.
The students were still waiting for class, so they let the breath go down.
Qi can go downwards."
"Of course we can go down." Luan Yunping said with certainty.
"Qi'er is like life. I cover my mouth and don't want to breathe any more. Qi'er also thinks, this wicked person is blocked, so let's go down."
"Did you think this out of anger?"
"Go down and look, see if there is any light, eh!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly saw something, and he was visibly happy, "Hey, there seems to be a light ahead, flickering!"
"Don't describe it."
"Come out while there is light. Bang! Ta! Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop!
"Yes." Luan Yunping laughed in amusement, "Is the air released? Don't you bring something else with you?"
Qi Yuncheng waved his hands. He was extremely uncomfortable on the stage. He squinted his eyes and said, "A puff of smoke was expelled from the middle and lower part of the back. The whole classroom was enveloped in thick smoke and Teacher Yu could no longer be seen. Guo Qiling was so frightened at such a young age that Elder Sun took away his magical powers.
Let’s do it!”
"Damn! Elder Sun is still rescuing people. Where did he come from?"
"Teacher Yu came out of the mist in twenty minutes, of course..." Qi Yuncheng suddenly smiled, with a slightly embarrassed expression, "Teacher Yu was also ashamed, a teacher's dignity, but at this age I couldn't hold it in, so I later thought if there was a way to stop it a little bit.
."
"Block it up?" Luan Yunping was stunned upon hearing this.
"How about some grapes?"
"Okay?"
Qi Yuncheng grinned, "The problem is that grapes break easily."
Luan Yunping: "Hey, it's easy to get your pants dirty."
"The key is to sit down after blocking it, and it will snap in half."
"What?"
"Uncle Yu is wearing a thong!
”
"Don't mention it!"
Luan Yunping pulled it off, and the laughter in the theater was still loud. Uncle Yu and the thong were already standard accessories in the hearts of the audience.
And Yu Qian, who has been talked about all the time, can't do anything with his hands behind his back behind the curtain. Normally, it's fine. He can say whatever he wants. The key is that his master is still here. What's the thong, what's the dirty underpants, oh, I don't know how speechless it is.
.
[To be honest, I have been using Yeguoyuedu to read and catch up on books recently. I can switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. yeguoyuedu is available for Android and Apple.]
I am too embarrassed to talk to Master.
But it doesn’t matter if you see the master laughing constantly, as long as the children and the audience are happy.
On the other hand, he, as the uncle, began to think about Yuncheng's arrangements for the future. He had only had ten days of rest after his wedding. After rest, he had to rush to perform today, and then he would be busy for several months.
Logically speaking, you can take your family members to the performance, but my daughter has her own things to do, so it’s probably difficult enough.
Just as he was thinking about it, he raised his head and the master beside him suddenly asked, "Degang, what plans does the child have for the second half of the year? I heard that he was very busy in the first half of the year."
Watching the child's performance, Guo Degang suddenly curled up his lips and said, "The first half of the year is indeed like this. The second half of the year will be a little easier, but it won't be much easier.
I didn’t even spend my honeymoon before I came here to perform, and my son has several commercial performances in the next few days,”
"Is the schedule so full?"
Hearing his uncle's sigh, Guo Degang couldn't help but notice something, "Do you have any plans?"
"We can't talk about any plans." Shi Fukuan waved his hand, "I just want to wait until this Chinese New Year to take the child to the Tianjin Spring Festival Gala to talk about it.
There is already news here, all we need is for the contact to agree. But it’s still very early, so let’s talk about it first.”
"You are flattering the child, so if there is anything else you can agree to or not, the child will definitely go."
"It is better to seek the children's opinions, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with the pile of arrangements at the end of the year."
"Yes, there is a balance between life and work."
Guo Degang was silent for nearly a second, because at the end of the year he had promised to give his children time to have children, but it was not a big deal, so he made a promise to his husband.
"Don't worry about this. I will arrange the time. When the child comes down, I will give him a tip."
Shi Fukuan nodded and looked back at the stage, but now he began to plan a program for the Tianjing Spring Festival Gala. This program was something he had talked about with his partner Yaowen, and now it would be quite good to do it with his disciple. p>
Over the years, he has missed his old partner, especially when he saw the children getting up one after another.
The same goes for Yue Yunpeng. When Hou Yaowen came backstage and fell ill, it was Xiaoyue, a bigoted guy, who rubbed Hou Yaowen's back.
But at that time, they paid no attention to Xiaoyue, who was just a student-like child.
Qi Yuncheng was similar, after all, he wasn't popular at that time.
However, whatever was not popular at that time was fine. What was popular at the time is now considered dead.
After taking a deep breath, Shi Fukuan continued to listen to the child's cross talk.
……
Qi Yuncheng: "Uncle Yu was out of paper in the toilet. When he saw Sun Yue coming: Fatty, give me some paper!
Take out the paper and give it to Teacher Yu, and take off the whistle from Teacher Sun Yuesun's neck and hang it on a nail."
Luan Yunping was puzzled and pointed to the hanging place, "Teacher Yu's bullet necklace is also on it."
"Only one nail!"
"Is this the case?"
"Put Uncle Sun's whistle and Teacher Yu's bullet together. After putting them away, I started squatting in the toilet. Squat, wipe your pants! Wipe your pants! Oh~~ wipe your pants, wipe your pants, wipe your pants!"
"Did he speed up?"
Qi Yuncheng pointed with his left and right fingers, "The two of us were squatting next to each other, and hearing the sound aroused our appetite."
“I’ve never heard that going to the toilet can arouse appetite.”
"Reminding me of my favorite thing when I was a kid, sesame paste and brown sugar!"
"Ha!" Luan Yunping was disgusted behind the table, "So disgusting."
"Teacher Yu said that I would buy one in a while, stand up, tie my pants and leave, go out and come back."
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"What's going on?"
"I forgot to wipe it. I've finished it..." Qi Yuncheng's expression was not right. He suddenly looked to the side and was stunned. He pointed slowly and said, "The little bullet seems to be still hanging there."
"Don't forget this."
"Teacher Yu thought to himself that if I brought this over, Fatty Sun would laugh at me, so he blocked Fatty Sun with his body and reached out to touch the end of the rope, but the whistle came off as soon as he touched it."
"Yes, the rear one must be in the front."
"Uncle Sun Yue's whistle is custom-made, made of pure iron, and weighs twelve pounds!
”
"Never heard of it!
Luan Yunping gasped behind the table, "A twelve-pound iron whistle?"
Qi Yuncheng pinched the length and said, "Teacher Yu brought such a big iron whistle to block Sun Yue, poof!
”
"Ouch!"
"Everyone, you think the bullet is only this big, and it has a sharp point at one end!" Qi Yuncheng pinched the length with his index finger and thumb, but it was half shorter than the iron whistle, and then stuffed it back, and then jumped around after stuffing it.
Move away from the microphone.
Luan Yunping responded with a smile, "Is it true that Teacher Yu still stuffed his head?"
"Let's go, but today is different! Big iron whistle! Poof!" Qi Yuncheng pretended to be a character, staring ahead in a daze as if he had seen a ghost, and there seemed to be something hidden in his eyes.
Incomprehension and pain.
Once this expression was in place, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahaha! It's so amazing. I really thought Uncle Yu had stuffed it into it."
"Why do I always feel like this is true?"
"The cross talk is made up, but this paragraph is true."
"It's absolutely true. No matter what Mr. Yu does, he can't destroy his character."
……
The audience laughed and complained one by one. Luan Yunping looked at her partner from the side but did not dare to move at all, for fear that any movement would increase the trauma.
After waiting for a long time, Qi Yuncheng finally made some movements, but it was still abnormal and he was limping slowly as if he was about to die.
And even if it is just a few movements, many people below can't stop laughing when they look at the actors. They like to listen to Teacher Yu's stories more than traditional jokes, especially this one.
After all, can you understand all the traditional jokes and Guankou Zhen? Not necessarily, the audience group is getting bigger and bigger. Many people start with the funnier jokes when they know Deyun, and then go on to learn about traditional things after getting to know Deyun. Anyway, the audience will get whatever they like, and they really have to show their feelings. The original cross talk drama was an example.
But at this moment, although many of the actors in the side scenes were watching the performance, Yue Yunpeng from the previous performance was standing in the back and tinkering with the thing that his senior brother sang in the background.
It’s fun to think about it, but can I try to write more things? If so, what words should I follow?