Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 431 Lao Guo and his son have never seen a chemistry book in their lives!
Chapter 431 Lao Guo and his son have never seen a chemistry book in their lives!
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Qi Yuncheng didn't know why so many things happened in Deyun, and each of them almost cost his life.
He got in once and then did it again.
If Xiao Zhuer makes the same mistake again in this life, he may not be careful, and his life may be lost.
Over the past few years, he has been able to notice that some things will change. Once things change for him, it is really difficult to say.
Anyway, when he goes to the platform to deliver something, he just needs to stop him.
However, just when he was casually changing channels and watching variety shows and thinking about it, Zhang Yunlei actually called him and said that Cao Cao Cao Cao was here.
"Hey! Yuncheng! Are you free tomorrow?"
"What's wrong?"
"Xiao Meng is having a special show at Guangde Tower, do you want to come over and join in the fun?"
"What about tomorrow? Good guy, I didn't even think about spending a whole day with Xiao Meng today."
Qi Yuncheng laughed in amusement, always feeling that he always forgets things, Yueyue almost forgets her as a person.
The same goes for Xiao Meng and the others.
Not to mention him, Zhang Yunlei and his younger brother Guo Qiling are making more and more calls.
But I don’t have time to go, I have to look after the kids.
However, I thought about the increase in students mentioned by Luan Yunping, and people from the Xiaozi Department are studying in the future.
I have to be a little more interested.
"Evening show?"
"Yes."
"It depends on the specific time. If you are busy, there is nothing you can do."
"I know, come when you have time, I mainly want to scare him."
After hanging up the phone, Song Yi, who was squatting on the floor and playing happily with the puppy, suddenly asked, "What's going on?"
"Xiao Meng Ming'er's special performance, I want me to come and play."
"Let's go then."
"What to do with the child?"
"Isn't there blue?"
Qi Yuncheng, a master, still feels distressed when he thinks of letting her work, "She is a child, no matter how old she is, she is really used as a nanny, and she is very busy with studies recently.
The high school entrance examination is getting closer and closer, and her parents value this very much."
"Then leave it to Master, Mistress?"
"That's right! Just leave it to them. After all, the child was born for them to play with. I couldn't bear to let it go to that extent before."
Qi Yuncheng had no hesitation and made a quick decision. He should indeed take him over to show them again, but suddenly his wife made a plaintive cry over there.
"Ouch!
”
How could the husband not be shocked at this moment?
"What's wrong with you?"
"Hurry up and pick me up. My feet are numb from squatting. I can't stand up or move."
"How could I have such a lovely wife like you?"
Thinking that something was serious, Qi Yuncheng immediately uprooted his squatting wife, then carried her back to the sofa and sat down.
But it was uncomfortable to sit down. Both legs were numb and could not be touched. The muscles on Song Yi's face twitched slightly when they were touched.
"How about squatting down for half a day to play with a dog?"
"It's cute, isn't it? I can't resist the temptation of cute things, especially furry children. Look at it coming here."
Looking at the little border collie on the ground, Qi Yuncheng also likes it, but keeping a pet comes with the worries of keeping a pet. After that, you have to walk the dog regularly and pay attention to hygiene.
Especially when it came to hygiene, he had to look at his wife whose legs were numb and give her instructions again.
"Go wash your hands later, you know? You still have to touch the child."
"I know!" Song Yi looked like he didn't like hearing and teaching, and said in a rebellious tone, "I'm afraid what will happen to your precious daughter, why don't you care about me."
"This is the truth. The child's resistance is still relatively weak now."
"Okay, okay, I can wash it. Now help me rub my legs, they're so numb!"
Qi Yuncheng nodded and placed his hands on his wife's soft thighs. Even with just a light touch, the expression on her face was pretty enough.
And it was at this moment that he understood why he forgot other things so easily, because his world was almost made up of her and her daughter.
But precisely because of this, the fan that Master gave me before can serve as a better reminder that you cannot stay in gentle land forever.
You also have to study hard in folk arts.
Although the system requires you to recruit disciples in order to obtain things, you cannot stop practicing these skills.
After rubbing their legs and enjoying their daughter-in-law's squeeze, the two of them glanced at their daughter who was tired from playing today, then washed up and went to sleep.
Sleep until the next day.
Song Yi and Yueyue went out to play, leaving only the father and daughter and a dog at home.
Even though he has to take care of two people, it's not a big deal for Qi Yuncheng. He usually takes care of it, even if he raised a lot of dogs at the beginning.
After spending the day like this, Qi Yuncheng drove Xixi to his master's house. The two of them were so happy when they were sent there, and they have been looking forward to it since then.
And when I sent it there, I also learned some other news.
In the previously established Deyun branch, the old couple will go there to perform in the future. At the same time, the master has received an invitation from the second season of "Swordsman" to be recorded at the end of the year, so Shaobing will probably be invited to participate.
There is no need for Qi Yunzheng to go, that program is to promote newcomers, and he is now out of this level.
But I can’t participate in this program. There is another program to be broadcast, but it’s just right.
That is the 2015 "Happy Comedian Season 1!"
There will be no newcomers participating in it, but all good actors in the comedy industry will compete together.
For example, Shengteng, Jia Ling, Liao Ning Folk Art Troupe, etc.
In fact, it’s not just the comedy industry that does this, the singer industry also does this, and the ratings are all very good.
"Are you going? I got a call and want to invite you to be part of the lineup for the first season, which will be around the end of May."
Holding his lovely granddaughter at home, Guo Degang said.
Qi Yuncheng's current popularity and ability are not low, but among these people, who hasn't been struggling in comedy festivals and doing mostly sketches? You can say that it is difficult for cross talkers to have an advantage.
So after thinking for a while, he slowly spoke.
"Go! It's rare that there is a variety show that can talk about cross talk, but the pressure is probably very high. Most of the participants are seniors, but before you go, Master, I have to tell you something."
"Master, tell me."
"Then you don't go!" Qi Yuncheng said and had his own thoughts. It was his first time to participate in such a boss-level fight. There must be some pressure, and this pressure was not bad. What he was afraid of was that the master was below.
Staring with a pair of eyes.
Yes, he has been performing for so many years since he learned cross talk, and he is no longer nervous.
But on this occasion and this kind of competition, Master would be a little bit emotional sitting down there. Anyway, it would be best if he didn’t come, and he could finish the program happily.
There would be no regrets if you were eliminated in the first show, it was a competitive show.
Guo Degang curled up his lips and said, "What are you thinking about? Didn't I take the role of "The Judge of Swordsman"? I'm still free? I don't even want to go."
"That's right! Then I'll go to Xiao Meng's special performance first. Xixi, please take care of me and my wife, and I'll pick you up in the evening."
"Let's go, let's go."
After taking one last look at his daughter, Qi Yuncheng walked out of the rose garden and headed to Guangde Building.
It was past eight o'clock when he arrived near Guangde Building. He covered himself tightly the whole time, and the weather was so dark that not many people would notice.
But when he came to the small alleyway at the back door, his fast walking pace gradually slowed down a bit.
From a distance, I saw a tall, thin boy wearing black short-sleeves, looking at something in a daze. I looked at it for a long time without knowing what he was looking at.
There is a state of sleepwalking.
I didn’t know him, and I had no idea of going over to talk to him, but when I saw his profile as I passed by, I realized how I couldn’t recognize him. Isn’t this the rich second generation Qin Xiaoxian?
What is he doing here?
Have a rest? The theater has started now, right? He was delayed for a while because of the trip. Besides, since he is a student now, he must study hard, and he is still outside?
Shaking his head, Qi Yuncheng didn't understand the thoughts of the newcomers who came to Deyun for the first time. He didn't want to say more, maybe he was waiting for someone outside, so he opened the back door of the theater and went in, which took less than half a second.
A murmur came from behind, "Oh, yes, this is the back door of the theater."
"..."
Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but feel happy for a moment. Good guy, you can't find a way to love, right? It seems that the reason why he is often late has been found.
The two people entered the theater one after another, and the places they stayed in were different.
One backstage and one end gate.
Because seriously speaking, students who are in the learning stage at the beginning are not even qualified to enter the backstage.
Even if he wanted to come over to listen to the performance, he would always stand behind the curtain near the exit door. If there was a performance scheduled, he would do the dialogue in the open space by the exit door. After finishing the dialogue, he would wait for the teacher to come before going backstage to rehearse with the teacher.
Once again.
After that, go to the end gate to change into your coat.
Therefore, when learning things in Deyun, there are quite a few relative rules.
After all, the students who have just arrived don’t understand anything, so letting them wander backstage noisily will disrupt the performance of normal actors.
But once you get used to it over time, it will be no problem.
As soon as I entered the backstage, familiar actors such as Xiao Zhuan'er, Luan Yunping, and Zhang Helun were all there.
When she knew he was coming, Xiao Zhu'er was very happy, but just as she was about to speak, Luan Yunping obviously had more important things to do, and she looked uneasy.
"Yuncheng, are you here? Aren't you at home to take care of the children?"
"Give it to Master?"
"So you know about comedy shows?"
"Know."
After being asked one after another, Luan Yunping nodded knowing that there was no need to explain more, "Then are you going or not?
I heard the lineup is quite impressive. It’s still a competition, but we have never participated in a competition and have no experience at all.”
"Let's go then, what else do we young people have to fear?"
Qi Yuncheng looked very unconcerned. There are a lot of seniors on this stage. They can just get a participation award.
So his mentality is very good, he just hopes that Master is not around.
Otherwise, he would not be able to finish recording an episode easily.
"Xiao Meng, Jiu Liang is performing now?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly changed the subject and said.
"Yes, it's time to return."
"Then I'll go check it out. There's still time to talk about comedians, so don't worry for a while."
After finishing speaking, we started to leave.
At the same time, Xiao Zhuan'er and Zhang Helun were also chatting with each other, and the former was even discussing when Yuncheng would go out to scare the actors.
However, Qi Yuncheng didn't just look at Xiao Meng and Zhou Jiuliang in the past, but also took a look at the exit door. As expected, Qin Xiaoxian and several students were there.
He seems very serious.
"Thank you everyone, I just performed this part of "The Bodyguard! Now it's time for the encore. As we all know, the cross talk performance is nothing more than talking and learning to sing! The performance style is nothing more than being handsome, weird and bad!
I don’t have any talent, so I found a handsome man very down-to-earth.”
Audience: "meaning"
When the cheers came out, Zhou Jiuliang held the table and looked lazy, "Don't say they don't believe it, I don't believe it. You can't touch this word anywhere in your body."
"Why don't you believe me? Is there anyone in Deyun who is handsome like me? Come on, tell me. Every one of you can tell me." Meng Hetang immediately turned on his narcissism on the stage. As soon as he said narcissistically, the audience responded to him more and more.
.
"Qi Yuncheng!"
"Xiaoyue!"
"Shaobing!"
……
After shouting out a lot of names, Meng Hetang on the stage blinked again and again, "No, I heard you right? Shaobing? Forget it, Brother Yue, I guess there are people like him now, so why are there still sesame cakes?
.
Can he be more handsome than me?"
Zhou Jiuliang replied from the side, "This is a little too much, but isn't it also senior brother Qi Yuncheng? He is recognized for his good looks after appearing in the Spring Festival Gala."
"Harmful!" Meng Hetang said as if there were no tigers in the mountain, "Brother Yuncheng, he...he looks a little better than me.
It also attracts the liking of so many little girls.
But you can’t just look at his appearance. Ask him if his education level is higher than mine. No, he just graduated from elementary school. And is he really good-looking?"
On the stage, Xiao Meng talked to such an extent that Qi Yuncheng had the feeling that he had scolded his master before, and the master suddenly came out.
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So he walked out from the side curtain without saying a word. This step was a way for senior brother to increase the popularity of junior brother's special performance.
So when the audience discovered this surprise, they all got excited without warning and made all kinds of noises. When Meng Hetang turned around and saw his senior brother coming out, he was really frightened.
He was so frightened that Qin Xiaoxian, who was coming out of the gate, was confused because he didn't see this person just now. How did he come here?
"I seem to have heard someone talking bad about me?" Wearing ordinary clothes, Qi Yuncheng came to Xiao Meng's microphone and looked like he was going to accuse him.
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Meng Hetang was a little embarrassed, frowning and pointing everywhere, "Who is it? Who said something bad about my senior brother? Please restrain yourself, you know? My senior brother is here."
Zhou Jiuliang was next to him at this time, saying, "Isn't this what you said?"
"Really?" Qi Yuncheng looked at Meng Hetang with a smile, "You said I'm not as good-looking as you? You said that?"
"How is that possible?" Meng Hetang quickly extended his thumb, "You are so good-looking, how ugly I am."
"You still said I have no education?"
"Education?"
Meng Hetang was puzzled, "Do we, De Yun Dou, need academic qualifications? De Yun Society Culture Co., Ltd., he is limited! Master Guo De has just graduated from the second grade of junior high school, and his son Guo Qiling is also the second grade of junior high school. He has never seen chemistry in his life.
Book."
Hahahahaha!
As soon as I said it, the audience laughed one after another. The key point is that there is nothing wrong with it.
Moreover, Meng Hetang's change of attitude has a strong desire to survive. Even Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but smile. It can be seen that after so many years of learning, Xiao Meng's stage performance has also grown more and more.