"Brother, come out quickly, Master, he is crazy!"
A shout accompanying Shaobing.
Qi Yuncheng wearing a black coat appeared in the side curtain, attracting cheers and applause from below.
Now his popularity is second only to the old couple.
Not to mention that one of his awards was broadcast at the New Year's Day International Ceremony, which also brought some attention from the audience.
"What's going on?" Qi Yuncheng wondered when he came to the stage.
Shaobing was ready to cry now, and she hugged her senior brother's hand tightly, "Master is going crazy in the Golden Sea of Australia!"
"It's not a matter of time!"
Guo Degang: "What kind of words is this?"
Shaobing continued to cry: "It was said that a pig was like a pony, and it was finally solved because of my accent. Now he says it again."
"What did you say?"
Yu Qian helped explain, "It was said that Xiao Luan married a transgender man in the first two days of marriage!"
"???"
Inexplicably, Qi Yuncheng looked at the uncle in disbelief and said, "Is my master letting shit feed you?"
Hahahaha!
Scold him when he comes up!
The audience was happy, but Guo Degang looked like he was about to hit someone, "Hurry up and explain, if you don't listen to your father, you will be unfilial. Hurry up."
"How is this possible?" Qi Yuncheng had never heard of it. "Luan Yunping looks like a girl, but she is actually a pure man! You have to marry a girl."
"No, let me ask you first, do you know what a transgender person is?" Yu Qian stopped to figure this out first.
Looking at the uncle, Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Of course I know."
"Then you explain, your master said you know."
"It's impossible."
Hearing that it was impossible, Guo Degang immediately called out, "Shaobing, encourage your senior brother, otherwise I will go back."
Saying that he wanted to go back, Shaobing hurriedly stuck to his brother's side and said: "Brother, don't think about it first! Think about it, master asked you to make money this year. Would you be able to make so much money without master?
Who among this generation of crosstalk can compare with you."
"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng understood instantly and looked at the Shaobing, "Is this what Master said?"
"Yeah!"
"That's right!!"
"Look!" Guo Degang was happy. He looked at the child and said sweetly, "The pain is not in vain, you have a conscience!"
Yu Qian also laughed and said, "I like people who are tough-tongued. Come on, explain."
"Explain? I can't explain it? Don't say that Luan Yun's wife is a transgender. If he were a transgender, I would be able to reconcile him."
"Ah? Xiaoluan is a transgender? What's going on? Explain this first!" Guo Degang suddenly became surprised.
"No!" At this time, Qi Yuncheng suddenly understood and quickly waved his hand. He didn't explain the first one just now, but now he has another one.
Shaobing was also anxious, "Why are you talking about this? Master is saying something now. Just now he asked Brother Yue about the saber-toothed tiger."
"Oh, Xiao Luan is a saber-toothed tiger?" the old couple suddenly said in unison, feeling a bit like they were having fun on stage.
Seeing the two of them like this, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to turn around and take off the mandarin jacket of Shaobing first. This is still explaining a lot.
Shaobing didn't want to take off his clothes. He looked good in his clothes. He kept stepping back and said, "It's no longer a question of whether to wear a mandarin or not. There are so many people watching. How important is face?"
"Face? We have that."
"Master asked you to make money, you have to explain."
"Okay!"
Taking a deep breath, Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and leaned on the table to ponder, "Luan Yunping's daughter-in-law is a transgender. What's going on?"
Yu Qian: "What's going on? Tell me."
"This... Luan Yunping is from Yanjing. When he was a child, his family was very rich. He hired four wet nurses, one of whom raised Luan Yunping until she was eighteen years old."
Yu Qian: "If one person is supported until he is eighteen years old, what are the three people doing?"
Qi Yuncheng: "All three wet nurses made Luan Yunping suck to death!"
Yu Qian: "Huo!!!"
Hahahahaha!
Xu~~
The laughter of the blockbuster movie rang out in the Beizhan Theater, and many viewers couldn't even imagine that scene. Horror movies like Goodfellas don't even act like this.
As for Luan Yunping, she must have been watching from the side, and she didn’t think it was anything. It’s better to say she’s used to it, and her co-stars talk about it all the time.
The master also said on the stage, "If these were the teeth of a saber-toothed tiger, three wet nurses would have to poke them into sieves."
"This is all over now. The wet nurse raised Luan Yunping until she was eighteen years old! The wet nurse said, hey, let me marry you.
It turns out I’m a transgender person, how about that?”
Yu Qian was stunned, "What a mess, redesign, it won't work."
Qi Yuncheng smiled while being round, but his appearance was indescribable. After looking at the side curtain, he had an idea.
"Yes."
"What's there?"
"Let me ask someone to tell me."
"You still invite people!" Guo Degang was very puzzled. This was not done in the original link. He didn't know that he wanted to invite people.
After finishing speaking, Qi Yun decisively turned around and left the stage and entered the side curtain. The moment he came out of the side curtain, the entire audience rioted.
"Yeah! Xixi!"
"So cute and grown up a lot!"
"Xixi! Look here!"
……
They asked who they could invite, but they invited a little girl. When Yu Qian and Guo Degang saw it, they quickly asked the audience to lower their voices.
Carrying his daughter step by step to the microphone, Qi Yuncheng looked at her and said happily: "My daughter, Grandpa Guo is crazy today. I can't explain it. Please help daddy."
Guo Degang smiled bitterly, "If she can speak up, I will be the one."
Facing the big scene, Xixi didn't feel anything. She didn't cry or fuss in her father's arms. After all, she had been there once before. Instead, when she saw the lively people, she said, "Yeah!!"
"Oh, what you said is so good!" Qi Yuncheng nodded repeatedly, "That's it, Master, do you understand?"
Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other.
"If you understand that I am a six and what a mess, let the girl go down!"
He had no choice but to go down with the child in his arms amidst laughter. He went down and came up again. There was nothing he could do. Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.
"Okay, let me think of another one. Luan Yunping's daughter-in-law is a transgender person, eh, that's right!"
"What's wrong?"
"The daughter-in-law Luan Yunping married originally had a mother! That is to say, there used to be a mother-in-law and an old father-in-law. Later, the old father-in-law died suddenly, and the mother-in-law took another one.
It is equivalent to saying...It is equivalent to saying that Luan Yunping's daughter-in-law was originally named Wang, but later her surname was Zhang. She is a surname changer!!!"
"Oh!!!"
"Okay!!!"
Seeing the explanation, the audience watching Qi Yuncheng below made some noises, which made Shaobing happy, but he was so happy that Qi Yuncheng came over in a trance.
"Hey, I'm round, right?"
Yu Qian: "You don't even know?"
Guo Degang: "So that's it. What happened to those three wet nurses? Where did they go?"
"They all went to find Uncle Wang to go to the waves." Yu Qian waved his hand and looked back at his old partner.
"Oh, to put it this way, I really miss Uncle Wang!"
"Stop talking about Uncle Wang, your apprentice is here."
"Hey!" Guo Degang said with an indifferent attitude, "It's not a big deal. They have seen it with their own eyes. We can't talk nonsense."
"Are you still talking nonsense?"
For a while, the two people started chatting alone.
"One day I will send all the children to Australia to swim in the water with Uncle Wang, drink tea, have fun, and watch the piglets get off the pony."
"Okay!"
"Guess what happened that day?"
"What's wrong?"
Guo Degang became more and more happy as he talked. He pulled up his sleeves and said, "Uncle Wang has turned into a saber-toothed tiger! When I woke up in the morning, Uncle Wang said that I don't want to swim in the water anymore. Let me change you into a saber-toothed tiger."
Yu Qian was suddenly surprised, "Uncle Wang turned into a saber-toothed tiger?"
"That's okay, Uncle Zhao!"
"Everything is OK?"
"Uncle Zhao has turned into a saber-toothed tiger. Do you know what a saber-toothed tiger is? The teeth of a saber-toothed tiger are so big!" Guo Degang gestured with his hands and showed half a meter in length. "Put one out from this side of his mouth, and another one from this side.
There are still ones inside the eyes, one protruding from each side on the left and right sides."
"You still have teeth?"
"There are still teeth in the nose! There are teeth all over the face!"
The two elders talked about it lively. On the apprentice's side, Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng took off Shao Bing's mantle directly on the stage, and Shao Bing cried without any hindrance.
If this could continue, they would become gods.
But after taking it off, Guo Degang hadn't finished his words, "The saber-toothed tiger is so powerful! Now this thing is almost extinct. I said, Old Zhao, why did you become a saber-toothed tiger?
Lao Zhao said I don’t know what’s going on, so I’ll explain it to you.”
"Tell me about it."
"On the day I mentioned, I happened to be wading in the waves at the beach. After wading in the waves, I thought about this question, what should I do? Because you also know that I have never been to school and I don't understand life.
But we have a way to solve the problem!"
Really unable to listen, Yu Qian looked at his partner and said, "Wait a moment, I don't care whether Lao Wang or Lao Zhao changes now! A face full of teeth transforming into a saber-toothed tiger? It's pure nonsense!"
"Don't you understand this?"
"How fresh."
"Ask him."
"And ask them to go?"
"They know!"
Yu Qian turned around and looked in the direction of the children. With this look, Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng all knelt down immediately with a splash of sesame cakes on the stage.
Shaobing held his mantle respectfully, which was really hard to explain.
This scene made the old and young men below laugh so hard that they almost collapsed after seeing how many children were being affected.
"You guys wait a moment."
Yu Qian was a little stunned when he saw them. He hurried over and shouted, "Did you all hear what your master said just now?"
Shaobing nodded, "I heard it."
"Old Wang, Old Zhao or something has turned into a saber-toothed tiger! Do you know this?"
"Impossible."
"How is it impossible?" Yu Qian pointed at Guo Degang, "This is what he said."
"What he said is impossible."
"What's going on?"
"I don't want the mandarin jacket."
Yu Qian: "He doesn't want it anymore!"
……
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
When the cross talk came to an end, the audience burst into lively applause, and several actors bowed and left the stage together.
This time, the performance of Shaobing Mandarin is relatively new, because Shaobing borrowed two people to perform it, in order to reflect the excitement.
After all, if you continue acting the same way as before, especially if you talk about crickets or something else, the audience will feel bored.
After doing this today, I can see that I really like it.
At the same time, the host announced the curtain again.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Stuttering Theory"! The performers are Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang!"
Program report.
Shaobing, who was backstage, quickly went over to help Master take off his coat. They still had one or two more shows before continuing, so they had plenty of time to rest.
But just after Guo De sat down, he saw the little girl in the background and said, "Why do you want to call her up once?"
"Don't you see that you have plenty of time? Can you delay it for a minute or two?"
"I was shocked at the time. What are you going to throw away again in the future? Forget it, come here and give me some sugar!"
Hearing the sound, Xixi, who was being led by her father in the background, suddenly let go of her hand and went looking for Grandpa Guo's voice.
She likes him very much, nothing more, she just buys him whatever he wants.
Especially the food, so it’s very friendly.
Seeing the little girl slowly walking over, Guo Degang hugged her and asked, "How long did it take for my daughter to come back from there?"
"It will take a few more days!"
"Just in time! Let's have New Year's Eve dinner together to make it a lively event."
"No problem, then do you want Song Yi to help with the cooking?"
"What do you think?"
Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing. It seemed that the master would never forget it, and at this time, the sesame cake also passed Xixi's place.
Xixi seemed to be very interested in his hair.
His hair is shaped like a mohawk. A mohawk means that both sides are shaved, leaving a strip in the middle, which looks like a cockscomb.
So how could she not be interested?
For a while, the sesame cakes were everywhere.
Teasing.
Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng and talked about business.
"How long does it take to put up the sign?"
"Two days before the Lantern Festival, we will open on the Lantern Festival! Ma Laozu said he would come too!"
Guo Degang nodded, "With this move, your momentum is getting bigger and bigger. I don't have to worry about it for a few days after opening.
The key is that running the business is not an easy task after that."
"I understand. I know everything well. You have said it several times."
"Okay, I won't read it anymore, so as not to annoy you, and you will know when you suffer the consequences."
Guo Degang was not worried all the time, so he sighed, "This year is busy enough! It will be the twentieth anniversary of your recruitment! By then you may also go abroad, and the family tree will also have to be revised."
There was nothing before, so Qi Yuncheng forced a smile at the last sentence.
The Deyun family tree is revised every three years.
The red ones have left, and the green ones have come. Indeed, many people have left over the years.
So I simply joked, "I saw that when you were editing your family tree, you just had to write it in pencil."
"Yes!" Shaobing followed beside him, "Master, it will be easy for you to wipe it when you want to wipe it.
If you can’t wipe it off, use saliva.”
"If I'm not as dirty as you, why should I do it?"
Guo Degang showed a look of disgust, but he knew that the children's hearts were all towards him. Fortunately, Deyun is getting better and better now.
Especially since Yuncheng now runs the drum music club by himself, has this happened before? No, the child is doing better than anyone else now.
Even Xiaoyue is like this. Xiaoyue was like a fool when he came here, unable to learn anything, but now he can stand alone.