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Chapter 480 The bastard in my daughter’s mouth!

 Pick up the Allegro that you have already prepared.

Qi Yuncheng said to his grandfather, "You must give me money!"

"I won't give you any money."

"That's not the case."

After the words fell, Allegro's voice sounded on the stage, and the singing followed.

"When the bamboo board is beaten, I will come into the street~~

There is good business in one street and two lanes. He buys and sells, and he also has the pretense and the signboard~~

The cover is like a dragon playing in water, and the one blocking the cabinet is like a purple platform~~

When the abacus hits the money tree, I will make a fortune from the shopkeeper~~

……

In what year do you not buy a few hectares of land and three to five hundred knick-knacks? It doesn’t matter whether you give them or not~~"

An allegro comes out neatly.

Jin Wensheng watched the child from behind the table the whole time, but with the last sentence, he immediately became more energetic and waved his hand, "Go, go! Go, let me go!"

Qi Yuncheng was suddenly startled and took two steps back.

"Did you hear me telling you to leave?"

Without saying a word, Jin Wensheng picked up the handkerchief and threw it at the child's feet, as if chasing a beggar, "If you don't leave, I will let the dog go."

"Do you still have a dog?"

"Guo De just came out to chase him away!"

Hahahahaha!

The whole Beizhan Theater was suddenly amused by the lovely old man. As expected of a grandfather and grandson, they are not bad at hurting others.

Not to mention that Guo Degang was taught by his old man to curse people.

As for Guo Degang, who was listening in the side curtain, he was naturally happy, and the old man was in great spirits.

As long as the old man is happy, I really hope that he and Yuncheng will harm me more.

Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng held the Allegro and was unconvinced. He picked up the white handkerchief he had just thrown away and sang: "You let me go, but I can't go~~

I asked for it for a long time and started in vain. I didn’t get a penny. You fool, I had to starve all night~~

I beg the shopkeeper, Master Gao, if you want to pay me, I will leave."

"Hurry up and get aside." Jin Wensheng raised his hand and was still rude.

"If you ask me to go, I may not go~~

I'm going to eat tomorrow. Who can I go with? I don't have a house or a place, so I have to rely on the shopkeeper to help me. We can go wherever we go~~"

"Why do you want it from me?" Jin Wensheng spoke again.

"Why? Mr. Shopkeeper, please listen to the details. We are the only ones in the world who fight against Zhou Chao~~"

……

Every word

Qi Yuncheng began to sing Allegro again, which was similar to the previous situation when the beggar ran to the shopkeeper and demanded money.

The old man must be happy to see the child working hard next to him, which is why he wants to say a paragraph, watching the child perform on the stage.

There is a sense of joy that I can relate to.

By the end of the song, several people talked about buying and selling.

Shoe shops, iron shops, barber shops, and tofu shops have all been mentioned.

After saying that, Jin Wensheng changed his words: "I won't open a tofu shop anymore, I will open a pharmacy! You can sing this for me!"

"What drug store?"

"Tongrentang!"

Click.

Qi Yuncheng threw the board on the table and was very unhappy, "I won't sing anymore."

"What's wrong?"

"I can't sing anymore. Let's not talk about it just now. The businesses are next to each other, and each household is next to each other. Are you next to each other?"

"Of course we are next to each other," Jin Wensheng said.

"Are you familiar with the geography of Yanjing? There is Tongrentang in Dashilar. There are steps down on the south side of the road. Everyone has been there. Is there a tofu shop next to Tongrentang?"

"Yes!"

Jin Wensheng agreed smoothly, "I always go to buy tofu, and there is a crosstalk talker named Yu Qian! He always goes to Tong Ren Tang to buy medicine, and I always run into him.

He always takes medicine, and I always take tofu."

Waving his hands, Qi Yuncheng said happily, "You are arguing, I won't say I don't have it, and you won't say I have it. Aren't there more than two thousand people sitting there? Just ask, and as long as they say yes, I will sing this for you.

Tongrentang."

"Okay!"

At this point, the old man looked at the audience below and said, "Everyone, Tongrentang is also called a medicine drawer in our industry. He not only announced the origin of the founder, but also announced the name of the medicine. He may not be able to sing."
Help me, is there a tofu shop next to Tongrentang?"

Question from the old gentleman.

The audience below looked at the state of the two people and felt very good, because the two of them were not performing, but talking and joking on the stage.

So how could the audience not cooperate?

"Yes!



Hearing the sound, Jin Wensheng opened his mouth and smiled happily, then looked at the child, "They said yes!"

"Yes, then let's sing."

Picking up the Allegro again, Qi Yuncheng took a breath and said, "Aren't you sorry?"

"There is."

"Hey, this Tongrentang, it's an old pharmacy~~

Sir is like this free-handed king, and Lord Medicine is sitting on top~~

The top ten famous doctors are listed on both sides~~

If I worship this Medicine King first and then you, then you will be the great disciple of Medicine King~~

……

He picked up the licorice stick with his left hand and hit the tangerine peel with the stick~~

The beating made the tangerine peel bleed, and the blood dripped on the papaya~~

Dasong Pills, Xiaosong Pills, Pang Dahai Ya, Dropping Rounds, Dog Skin Plaster for Typhoid Fever~~

I wanted to continue singing the name of the medicine, but I was afraid that the shopkeeper wouldn’t pay me~~”

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

Finished singing the last verse.

The audience gave a lot of applause.

This section is too familiar to the audience.

The singer is Tongrentang.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng quickly helped the old man sit down. After standing for so long, it was obvious that he was really embarrassed. His hands almost didn't leave the table the whole time.

Otherwise, I won’t be able to hold on.

I finally felt better when I finally sat down.

But because the table was in the way, Qi Yuncheng pushed the old man to the side a little.

"Thank you all! I just performed a few Allegro. It's really the first time I've said it to my grandpa on the stage. Did you like it?"

Audience: "Like it!"

"As long as you like it! At the end, let's call all the actors up! And my master!"

As soon as he turned around, Qi Yuncheng invited all the actors over.

There was nothing else during the curtain call.

Just talk about some things.

But when Guo De just came to his side, the theater was bustling.

The relationship between the two is really good.

Because of this, Jin Wensheng sat on the stage, looking at the dark audience below and spoke.

"It's been more than ten years! It's been eight years since I've just shared the stage with you! Now we're on stage together again!"

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"Yes! In 1998!"

Guo Degang stood beside him with a low figure and answered, while the children next to him kept turning down their microphones.

At this time, after adjusting the microphone, Qi Yuncheng smiled and asked, "Grandpa, how did you know my master?"

He was so happy when he said it, Jin Wensheng said, "I fell in love with him at first sight, and he also fell in love with me! I also have love in my appearance, and he fell in love with me."

Guo Degang laughed happily as he listened. A man in his forties is as cheerful as a child even in front of his husband.

"Hey! We used to be poor!" Jin Wensheng sat in a wheelchair and still talked to himself.

"Apprentice, you have to take care of those cross talk talkers and give them a meal. If I have them, it's better for me to eat them.

So we didn't know each other at that time. Later, in 1999, I was 69 years old. According to Tianjin's rules, I was over nine but not ten.

So a group of cross talkers each pooled together 100 yuan to celebrate my birthday.

When I thought about it, I couldn’t afford to hire them, so they pooled their money to hire me, and I didn’t get anything for nothing. I’m not stupid.”

Hahahahaha!

The old man’s cute character aroused laughter on and off the stage. Yes, since others don’t treat you, you don’t get it for free.

Guo Degang nodded, "This is the truth."

"Right!" Jin Wensheng continued, "I went there and took advantage of this gathering...because there was a young horse and a group of crosstalk talkers.

At that time, I thought about it and had an idea. Let’s borrow flowers to offer to Buddha!

So we announced over wine that we couldn’t afford to set the table, but we have always had a master-student relationship.

Shao Ma and I are from the same sect. Although he is not older than me, he is a generation older than me, so he can bring everyone together to bear witness.

Many years have passed, and many things have happened. Some people say that Guo Degang scolded people harshly, but I agree with everyone he scolded, and I hate that he scolded people too lightly."

In a long paragraph, Jin Wensheng completely affirmed Guo Degang. The two of them have known each other for so many years, and they are almost as good as the same person.

At the same time, Jin Wensheng hurriedly added.

"Yun Chengjie's children are very good, and he recently opened a drum music club. Once it opened, there were all kinds of sounds online.

If anyone dares to say anything wrong about the child, I will scold him the next day. Those bk are just doing nothing!

I know I’m jealous!”

Audience: "Okay!"

"Mr. Jin said that very well!"

"The old man's character is really upright. It was immediately obvious that Guo Degang had indeed scolded him lightly before."

"Swearing is a science. Anyone who has heard Mr. Shu commenting knows that half of it is storytelling and half of it is swearing. The scolding makes you want to continue listening."

The theater became lively again for a while, but Qi Yuncheng beside him was worried about whether Grandpa Jin could still keep the theater if he continued to scold him so casually.

You must know that there is still a platform for recording today.

Fortunately, my daughter-in-law did not bring my daughter here today. My daughter Xixi is growing the fastest right now.

There is nothing you can learn from talking. If you have to stay with Mr. Jin for a long time, I can’t imagine the consequences.

Anyway, if her little mouth dares to learn dirty words, she has to give it a good pinch before saying it.

……

Ah sneeze!

At this moment, in a villa community in the Fourth Ring Road.

Xixi was sitting on the sofa playing with toys when she suddenly sneezed.

Song Yi, who was watching TV next to him, suddenly panicked. What children fear most is getting sick from a cold.

"Ouch, what's wrong? Are you catching a cold? Oh my god!"

Quickly, Song Yi turned around and touched the child's forehead, then pressed his face against hers, and finally used a thermometer to measure it out of worry.

I finally felt relieved when I found out everything was fine.

Even if you wear so much, you probably won’t catch a cold.

Once Xixi caught a cold and had a fever, both the couple would be anxious to death. Fortunately, the girl's health was unexpectedly good.

"Your father will be back later, be good and buy you something to eat then."

After speaking, Song Yi turned around and continued watching TV, but suddenly Xixi let go of the stuffed toy and started crying.

"Wow wow wow!



Song Yi's mouth twitched, he didn't offend her.

"What's wrong with you? Are you looking for noodles? I'll get them for you! Come over here!"

Hearing the sound, the noodle that was in the nest came running happily, but when Song Yi got up and went to catch it, he quickly turned around and ran back to the nest.

But it couldn't run away, and it was forcibly taken away after a while.

But this time when she saw the dog, Xixi was not happy either, and was still crying on the sofa.

I don’t know how wronged I am.

Letting go of the dog, Song Yi finally understood why he was crying.

I miss my dad.

You may have heard the word dad just now.

Qi Yuncheng has been quite busy these days. He can't stay at home for too long every morning so he goes to Tianjin Drum Club to visit.

After watching it, I came back to Yanjing to discuss today’s Beijing Exhibition performance.

So I left early and came back late. For a while, my daughter didn’t see much of her father.

"Stop crying, I told you that your father would be back soon!"

"Ah~~"

Song Yi had no choice but to look at the time and found that it was already past ten o'clock. How could it be appropriate to rush over to her father at this time?

The places in the past are gone.

So she took out a package of cookies from the coffee table, opened the package, and slowly stuffed it into her open mouth.

You can feel the taste in your mouth.

The crying stopped instantly, my eyes finally opened, and I started eating.

Song Yi was helpless.

"Are you missing your dad or food? You stopped so quickly."

Xixi: "Still eating!"

"Still eating? If you are full, will you still eat the food your father brings back later?"

Xixi did not reply to this sentence, she was already attracted by the cookies.

Song Yi took a deep breath, held her daughter in his arms with both hands, and then mother and daughter came to watch TV together.

There happened to be a channel that played animals, and while eating, Xixi became interested.

She really likes these.

Xixi: "Internet cafe!"

Song Yi: "What?"

Xixi: "Internet cafe!"

"??"

Song Yi held her daughter in her arms and didn't understand the words. Can she understand the concept of surfing the Internet? It shouldn't be. She is so young that she doesn't even know what a mobile phone is.

But when he realized it, he couldn't stop laughing, "You bastard? What kind of Internet cafe? Besides, it's a turtle, how did you learn that?

Who taught you this!"

"Bastard!"

The girl with a sweet voice kept mumbling curse words, but this time she said them clearly, and she learned how quickly.

Song Yi suddenly felt a stomachache. The little girl is not a boy, so how can she shout this every day?

"Turtle! Remember, it's a turtle! Even if you call it turtle!"

"Bastard!"

"Oh, whatever you want!"

Song Yi was too lazy to fight with her, and quietly watched TV waiting for her husband to come back, while asking her daughter to recognize other animals.

On the other side, Qi Yuncheng bowed again to thank the audience after completing all the performances at the Beijing Exhibition, and pushed his grandfather down the backstage.

I am happy tonight.

It’s rare for grandpa to come over and play on stage together.

"Speaking of that little girl, Yuncheng is going to take her away." Jin Wensheng mentioned this matter when he came backstage. When he was watching Drum Club before, Qi Yuncheng took Lanlan to visit his husband.

Of course, sir, you can remember it.

"Soon, maybe August!" Guo Degang replied.

"It's so fast. Yuncheng is about to accept a disciple. Unfortunately, I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to come here again. I just stood for a while and my waist was a bit uncomfortable."

"Dad, look at it!"

Hearing that someone was feeling uncomfortable, Guo Degang was very anxious. His legs and feet were not good, but he still insisted on standing.

Qi Yuncheng didn't even say a word, squatting beside the wheelchair to help the old man rub it.

Jin Wensheng showed a smile and bent down slightly, "Just here, a little here, just rub it and it'll be fine.

After all, people are getting old. No matter how bad their legs, feet and waist are, we don’t know how long they can live.”

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