Crosstalk: There is no big or small thing on stage, but there is a new tomb offstage Chapter 630 I said I am a star of Bangzi Country, my name is Park Renyong!
Chapter 630 I said I am a star of Bangzi Country, my name is Park Renyong!
"You're not polite enough to let your own son out."
"My online name is Luan Yunping. My real dad likes to call me that because he likes to chat with me online."
There was really nothing to say, Luan Yunping felt a little sick in her stomach, and Mo Yang said, "Old man, what are these thoughts, he doesn't care."
"Of course the old man is very generous! I raised my glass and leaned over to say: Ouch, this may be Luan Yunping's second biological father, but I haven't seen you for a long time."
"Stop it!"
At this moment, the audience was already laughing loudly, and they were really amused.
Not to mention them, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were all like this.
Then for almost a breath, Luan Yunping gritted her teeth and wondered, "Why does my father still call me Luan Yunping's second biological father? Is he so unconfident?"
"There is a reason."
"what reason?"
"The same name!"
"Okay!!"
"Originally, the old man wanted to name me Luan Yunping's biological father, so that people on the Internet would know that I am Luan Yunping's biological father.
Be polite to me.
But when I picked it up, I realized that the names were the same. What happened? Luan Yunping already has a biological father? Then what am I? So the name I chose may be Luan Yunping's second biological father."
"The explanation is really logical."
"That's right! There is no loophole!"
A small baggage, Qi Yuncheng said happily, then returned to the topic and asked while drinking, "Tell me, young master, what do you think.
I said, old man, please give me an idea. You have experienced a lot. The road ahead of me is very bumpy now. Please tell me what I should do."
Only then did Luan Yunping seriously praise her, "Please clear the way."
"How can I be famous? The old man was very happy when he heard it. Don't worry, young master, there is me. In the literary and art circles, there are people who play, play and sing, and there are people who can get ahead in any industry.
It depends on whether your choice is right or not. I have nothing to do these days. I will follow you and give you some advice."
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng was very happy. He stretched out his thumb and looked at his partner, and then at the audience below, "Did you see it? Brothers are fighting, father and son are fighting, how caring the old man is.
I said I happen to have two tickets for elegant music at the concert hall tonight. You can take a look with me and give me an idea."
"Okay!" Luan Yunping responded.
"We went to the performance in the evening. When we entered the concert hall, a violin was playing on the stage. There was silence below, and the old man was sitting here."
Qi Yuncheng kept his body straight, gave a serious look, and waved his hand, "The old man didn't say a word during the whole process. He is very knowledgeable."
"This is what I heard."
"Ha! After more than an hour, the old man finally stood up and started playing the piano with one finger."
"how?"
"This grandson hasn't been sawed yet?"
Hahahahaha!
In the theater where the recording was being recorded, bursts of laughter erupted from the audience, and Luan Yunping sighed, "How can a carpenter look at it like that?"
"Come out come out!!"
"Let's go quickly."
"You can't take this idea." Qi Yuncheng covered his forehead, feeling very uncomfortable, "You don't always understand this."
"Let's change it."
"I said I still like film and television, and I prefer acting in TV series and movies. But this requires popularity, and I don't know the director.
The old man was happy, let me introduce it to you. I was the one who introduced Luan Yunping when she made the third-level film."
An incredible piece of information was delivered, and the audience became more energetic one by one. Luan Yunping hurriedly went over to stop it, and immediately clarified to herself, "I didn't take any pictures."
"Why haven't you filmed it? I've seen it." Qi Yuncheng was very sure.
"Have I ever made a Category III film?"
"It's on TV."
"Has the TV station ever broadcast this?"
"It's a small production with only three episodes, one, two, three, three."
"Is that called a third-level movie?"
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng understood something. He looked at his partner and asked, "What do you think? What do you think? You are worthy. The last time I went to the master interview, I got passed in the last round."
Do you still want to go? Dream on!"
Once again, the familiar person was mentioned, and the audience was very happy. Luan Yunping was holding the table and also snickering, and asked again, "How did Master get there?"
"My uncle introduced me."
"That's because I have a lot of connections."
"That's not the case!"
Looking back, Qi Yuncheng continued angrily, "Master didn't even get the interview, so you're the naked substitute for male No. 9!"
"It doesn't matter whether I take it off or not."
"You don't deserve this. The old man introduced me to a great director and we will meet tomorrow. I said that's great. Let's treat the director to a meal.
The director said, keep it simple and eat Lanzhou cuisine."
“Lanzhou cuisine?”
"If you want it wide, add meat."
Luan Yunping stretched out her hand to gesture with a bowl, "What else can I cook if I just eat a bowl of ramen?"
"When we met for the last time, I realized that things couldn't be done."
"how?"
"That's the director of a Category III film."
"Okay! It seems that Uncle Yu's connections were introduced by my father."
"Your dad used to be the alpha male!"
"No! He has never acted!"
Luan Yunping spoke urgently, for fear of misunderstanding, but Qi Yuncheng ignored his partner's words and sighed helplessly.
"I burst into tears when I went home. Life is so meaningless. Why can people like them become famous? Why can't I?
How can I get ahead? How about I change my name?"
"Rename?" Luan Yunping wondered.
"It might be better if I change my name."
"what is it call?"
"Many big stars became famous after changing their names. I said I am a Bangzi star. My name is Park Renyong!! How about it?"
Ha ha ha ha!
Laughter once again overflowed, and Luan Yunping looked at her partner's gaze and immediately complained, "Today's cross talk can't stand up to a Category III film, right? Your name reveals your character too much."
Unable to listen to his partner's words, Qi Yuncheng replied angrily, "You are very annoying. How does your name look like Bangzi Country?"
"What does it matter? Are you from Bangzi country?"
"Ouch~~"
Qi Yuncheng suddenly felt that it was the same. This road to fame was sealed, "Then I can only think of ways to hype it up."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "How to hype?"
"I expose celebrities!"
“Exposing celebrities?”
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands in excitement, "This method may be crude but it works."
Luan Yunping couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth after hearing this, "You also know how to be promiscuous."
"I'd better find someone I know. When someone becomes famous, I scold him. I say he is so bad and so bad. I remember I had a primary school classmate..."
Qi Yuncheng raised his head slightly and began to recall, "This elementary school classmate is a murderer and will be shot next month. I said this kid is spitting everywhere. What do you think?"
When she wanted to speak, Luan Yunping was choked by this operation, "It's not good! It's no use telling people to spit after they've been shot."
Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner and pointed with his hand, "Take one more shot!"
"That won't work, he'll be dead anyway."
After hesitating for a moment, Qi Yuncheng still refused to let go of the matter, "Stop and spit on him?"
"It's better to just spit."
Seeing that this was not possible, Qi Yun on the stage let out a long sigh of relief, "How about I scold the ancients?"
"How to scold?"
"Now when I'm just criticizing the ancients, I say Kong Sage is illiterate, I say Zhuge Liang is a great dancer, and I say Li Bai and Li Qingzhao are in love!"
The more she talked, the less familiar she became. Luan Yunping became so anxious that her voice became louder, "Could Li Bai and Li Qingzhao be gay if they are a man and a woman?"
"They all have the surname Li!"
"What a mess!!"
"If this doesn't work, I'll find a few big writers to scold him and scold them for plagiarism! Plagiarizing my work!"
"Oh? Do you still have works?" Luan Yunping was a little curious.
"These people copied too quickly."
"yes!"
"They copied it before I even figured it out."
"Ah? That's because you copied someone else's."
"Isn't this okay?"
"No."
"What should I do?" After thinking for a while, Qi Yuncheng was about to cry, but suddenly his eyes lit up, "How about I expose myself? I have been married to my wife for so many years, and all the tabloid reporters want to find me.
, they don’t need to find me to expose it myself.”
"Really? What else do you have?"
"I said Luan Yunping is my illegitimate daughter! My third child!"
"never heard of that!"
There was a burst of laughter.
This baggage sounds even better than the previous ones because it is more realistic, especially when I think of his online name, I am Luan Yunping's biological father, and now everything is explained.
This is a place where actors don’t have to say it, but the audience will understand it, so sometimes the baggage of cross talk doesn’t need to be explained in too much detail. It’s more fun for the audience to understand the funny points by clicking on them. On the contrary, if the actors take the initiative to say it, it will have a different taste.
So the two of them continued to perform like this, but the performance was just a performance, and many things were deleted from it.
There are no hair-washing rooms or foreign celebrities.
The variety show is not recorded in a small theater, and it may not be broadcast even if it is said.
The censorship in today's era is much stricter than in the past.
After a few minutes, the cross talk came to an end, and the audience burst into applause.
As expected, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping lived up to expectations no matter where they acted, and they were very funny and fun.
At the same time, Guo Degang and Yu Qian on the other side, even though they said they should be stricter with each other, try to find faults as much as possible.
But the master didn't find a chance to draw a line. Yu Qian wanted to be more restrained, so he didn't draw a line either.
Neither increasing nor decreasing is the best situation, otherwise the score would be much wider.
Moreover, Yu Qian had to explain to the camera, "It's not that I didn't comment on this pair of poorly drawn lines. Basically, there was nothing wrong with them after they came up."
"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded, "They can talk cross talk."
The old couple's words fell.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came to their house and chose a place to sit down.
After sitting down, he raised his eyes and watched the next performance of the brothers with his master and uncle.
The next performances are by Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong!
Meng Hetang, Shaobing, Zhang Helun!
But when it was Zhang Jiuling's turn and Wang Jiulong's turn, the two of them looked ugly in the corridor outside.
Something happened yesterday and the work was not done well. Now that we are about to go on stage, it will definitely be too late.
Rushing to get on the stage, their performance had a huge error rate, and they were originally in last place. If they failed to perform, they would be eliminated.
And when they had a situation, Yue Yunpeng must have cared about and taken care of him. After asking about the matter, he stayed there until Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping finished their performance.
After it was over, he quickly went up to play slowly. After all, it was very difficult for them to pick up the scenes from Senior Brother and Brother Luan.
So it's best for him to come pick him up.
So when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping left the stage, Yue Yunpeng entered through the door opened on the side.
As soon as he entered the stage, the audience also welcomed him. Now he has transformed from the apprentice who couldn't learn anything.
"Thank you everyone! You have worked hard! Are you tired? You came all the way here. Thank you very much for coming."
Yue Yunpeng walked to the stage to speak, took off the microphone from the stand, and went near the auditorium to chat with the Tianjin audience.
"Brother, how old are you? Are you so happy?"
The audience member sitting in the front row stretched out a hand and said, "I'm five years old!"
Yue Yunpeng was stunned for a long time after hearing this answer, "Brother, you are five years old, and where is your mother? Didn't anyone bring you here today? Why do you have no hair at the age of five?"
Ha ha ha ha!
Laughter spread, and Yue Yunpeng walked to the side and said, "It's so funny and deceiving, how old are you!"
The microphone was handed to an aunt.
"Four and a half!"
"Four and a half years old? Oops, I just realized that this is a kindergarten? Don't leave for a while. Each person is given a small red flower. You are so dedicated."
Every word and word reveals Yue Yunpeng's ability to control the heat of the scene. This is all stage experience, and it can be seen with the naked eye that it is not bad.
"Look, everyone, in Tianjin, every audience member is an actor, and they all speak cross talk. We often talk backstage.
When performing in Tianjin, my dear, you have to work hard. If you don't work hard, the audience will surpass you.
Every audience member is like talking about cross talk, with special humor, isn’t it the hometown of folk art? Even if everyone likes to listen, can I sing a few lines for everyone if you want to hear it? "
"Okay! Let's play the Song of the Five Rings!"
Hearing someone shouting, Yue Yunpeng frowned, "I heard someone singing about the five rings on the stage before, and I felt like throwing up because I sang too much.
But it’s not impossible to sing the Five Rings again today. I haven’t sung for a long time and I only participated in variety shows.
Can we sing together then?"
"good!"
"Ah~~Five Rings~~You have one more ring than Four Rings~~"
…
Here comes this thing again!
In the second scene, Qi Yuncheng looked at this scene and smiled. After so many years, everyone has their own needs.
Even after singing the Five Rings, I sang "The Lover" again, and the atmosphere became even higher with "The Lover".
It was quite fun to play.
For this reason, Yu Qiandu couldn't help but praise, "He knows how to play!"
"How many years have passed, and Xiaoyue is now here in a blink of an eye."
Guo Degang sighed with emotion, and at the same time glanced at Qi Yuncheng next to him who was also looking at the screen, thinking that he was the one who took him there in the first place.
Everything is fine now.
So I watched it again and listened to Yue Yunpeng finish singing and report the scenes of the next pair of actors.
"It's almost done, we won't sing anymore, the director and actors are waiting.
Next, please enjoy the cross talk, performed by Zhang Jiuling and Wang Jiulong!"