At the small cross talk theater in Sanlitun, Zhou Gulan stood behind the microphone and her blood almost ran cold, and her whole body was extremely stiff.
I really don’t know what the last word is.
My brain seemed to be in a state of shutdown.
Although the scene was not that formal, and there would be no reprimand if he forgot his words, he was so anxious that a blush appeared on his pretty face.
You must know that even before taking the stage, she was so familiar with the words, but she just couldn't remember them. She had no choice but to stand next to her master like a deflated balloon.
Qi Yuncheng really didn't know Lanlan's state at this time, so he complained amidst laughter.
"Stir-fried leeks with shredded kelp? I love this dish so much. Isn't it a mess?"
Lanlan was about to answer the next second, and every sentence she answered was actually arranged, just like memorizing the text. Who told her that she was not even a student, how could it be possible if she didn't memorize sentence by sentence.
But she didn't open her mouth, she seemed to be in trance and no one cared.
"No, what's wrong with you? A fried leek with shredded kelp will make you poor?" Qi Yuncheng pulled the girl.
The girl didn't speak immediately and fell into silence.
Her silence was obviously out of rhythm, and the master spoke again, "Speak?"
Zhou Gulan exhaled and could only speak silently behind the microphone, "Master, I seem to have forgotten the words!"
Hahahahaha!
The ridiculousness of this sentence is more fun than the serious baggage.
For a time, the joyful commotion in the theater was almost gone.
Even Meng Hetang, who was watching from the side, held her stomach and laughed. She didn't see her senior brother asking her not to get off the stage, but she ended up being confused.
Too coke.
When Qi Yun Chengdu saw his apprentice forgetting his words, he didn't want to talk at all, but he didn't blame him at all. It was just a joke.
But the reminder still needs to be reminded.
"How can you eat this thing if you treat me to it? If I pick it up with chopsticks, won't the whole thing rise?"
One sentence is actually enough.
Why do I memorize it well but suddenly forget it? Sometimes inexperienced students are easily distracted by the atmosphere.
After I remembered it, I immediately started performing again.
"Master, you are not like you. You are eating the food for two people alone? Pick it up and pull it this way."
Zhou Gulan made a tug-of-war gesture with the person next to him. Qi Yuncheng looked at it with a smile on his face and said, "Pull slowly, otherwise you will forget the words again. If you forget yourself again, you won't be reminded."
Talking about it and enjoying it again and again, when the master's evil is visible to the naked eye.
As for the apprentice, he was so beaten that he could hardly speak. After feeling a little aggrieved, he spoke again, "This vegetable needs to be chopped."
"How to cut kelp shreds?" Qi Yuncheng wondered.
"You still don't know how to cut kelp shreds? Cut them into hob pieces. The same goes for leeks. Pull them out and cut them into hob cubes."
"You will have to delay the food all your life." Qi Yuncheng began to complain, "Return the kelp shreds and cut the hob into pieces. After cutting, I will miss the funerals of your Grandpa Guo and Grandpa Yu."
"I won't let you cut it, I'll cut it."
Leng Buding Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan and looked at the audience, and then he picked up the food casually, "This dish is good, just now I was picking up a plate with a pinch, but now I can't pick up anything."
"Get a spoon."
"Oh? I have to grab my daughter's spoon to eat this dish?"
"By the way, you can also scoop up the dried shrimp skin I prepared for you. Our dried shrimp skin is cut into diamond shapes. Anyway, you can eat it. Once you eat it, you will think about it twice, and you will have a lot of fun."
Suddenly Zhou Gulan stretched out his hand to count, "This counts as four dishes."
At first, Qi Yuncheng didn't react to these words. After a second, he slapped the girl's hand with a slap. He looked very surprised and said, "There are only four dishes? Who has four dishes with whom?"
"Peanuts, kelp shreds, leeks, dried shrimp skin."
"Do you call these four dishes in your family?"
"There are others, there are others." Zhou Gulan immediately began to appease his master's emotions, and at the same time, he got over his forgetfulness of words and said, "There is also this Yangcheng Lake hairy crab."
When Qi Yuncheng wanted to eat hairy crabs, his eyes became visibly rounder, and the audience watching them below were also a little shocked as if they had seen it.
"Then you told me earlier, it would be great to have this."
"The big one, the one that costs two for three pounds. But this thing is too expensive, but I'm not afraid of it. I don't care how much it costs to treat you to dinner. You are my master."
When the word "master" came out, Qi Yuncheng slowly exhaled from behind the table, "It's only master who is enough."
"I'm not afraid of spending money. I'm really not afraid of spending money. I'm just afraid that it may not be sold in the hardware store downstairs. If you can buy hairy crabs, just buy them. If you can't, forget it."
"Everyone..." Qi Yuncheng faced the cheerful audience below, "Listen to this, if you buy hairy crabs at a hardware store, what's wrong with the hairy crabs being mechanically elevated? Where can you buy them?"
The words "mechanical ascension" may not be understood by the elderly, but almost all of the people here today are young people. They all got to the point and were very happy.
Crosstalk has also evolved with the times.
While she was enjoying herself, Zhou Gulan couldn't hold on to her master's sudden mechanical ascent. She held the table and turned to the back where she kept laughing, which seemed to have touched her point inexplicably.
Who told her to follow the words, but Master didn't follow the words at all.
"Okay, stop laughing. If you laugh again, you'll probably forget your lyrics again."
Listening to Master's words, Zhou Gulan took a deep breath and said, "That supermarket is called Hardware. Don't get me wrong."
"Oh." Qi Yuncheng understood. "If you say that, I'll give up. I'll go straight to stir-fry leeks with kelp shreds, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to kill two mechanically ascended crabs."
"If you don't want to eat it, let's replace it with another one."
"What instead?"
"Songhua eggs."
“Can preserved eggs and hairy crabs be substituted?”
"Why not."
Zhou Gulan tried her best to suppress her desire to laugh, then stretched out two fingers and started tinkering on the cross talk table, "Here are two preserved eggs, I will peel them, cut them into pieces and put them on the plate, and some grated ginger."
It would be nice to put some vinegar.
It’s a good dish to go with wine.”
"That's fine."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "But some people don't like to eat it." The topic changed, and Lanlan looked at the master carefully, "He thinks that these pine flowers are burned with lime, and people will die easily after eating them.
, how are you?"
"I'm okay, my body can handle it." Qi Yuncheng patted his chest.
Seeing the master patting his chest, Zhou Gulan stopped looking at him and said, "No? Then I won't eat."
"Huh? Who did I say I won't eat?"
"Can't you just say no?"
"I said it's okay."
"Oh, blame me, I heard wrong, please stop listening."
Ha ha ha ha.
The laughter burst out neatly.
They laughed so hard that Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but raised his voice and said to the girl, "You're crazy. Do you want to be obedient and stop listening to me? You, you are about to ascend mechanically, I'll tell you."
When the four words "mechanical ascension" came out again, the people below were still happy. It seemed that these few words had become the key point of their laughter today.
The small theater is like this, the atmosphere is good to a certain extent, and everything is fine.
But Zhou Gu Lan was aggrieved and said, "I just didn't listen to you less. It's my fault. But now I've talked about several dishes, including peanuts, my family's ancestral dish, hairy crabs or preserved eggs, and dried shrimp skins."
Once these are done, add the stir-fried flower melon and it will be complete."
"Sauteed cucumbers?" Qi Yuncheng said as if he had seen a ghost, "What kind of dish is this?"
"Have you never eaten stir-fried cucumber? Peel it, chop off the flaps, cut into diamond-shaped pieces and put them in the pot. Don't add oil. No need to turn on the fire. After a while, stir-fry and pour it out to become stir-fried cucumbers.
Just to clear your mouth after eating Songhua Egg White.”
After explaining how to do it, today's audience can be said to be excited, and of course Qi Yuncheng also seems to be excited.
Instead of looking at his own girl, he looked at his friends below and said fiercely.
"Just this room... there are three hundred people, including the theater's waiters and staff."
"How is it?" Zhou Gulan asked.
"Everyone counts, and I am counting with my head. If there is one who has eaten fried cucumbers, I will die here today."
The next second, Zhou Gulan said, "Then you can kill it and I will eat it!"
Hahahahaha!
With a bang.
The words of the two people made the whole audience laugh continuously. What is cross talk? To put it bluntly, it is funny.
As for this kind of funny, professional actors can control it so well that if they make you laugh, you just have to laugh, and you can't even hold it back.
"Senior brother, you are so proud. My girl has designed all these burdens, and she is not willing to work hard."
"I hurt Teacher Guo before, but now it finally falls on me."
"In Teacher Guo's words, this is not a cycle of retribution where God does not open his eyes and good and evil will come to an end!"
…
Amidst the laughter and applause below, Qi Yuncheng looked bitter, "What kind of food is this? Even if you have some fungus or an egg, the key is not to add oil. If you don't add oil, why are you putting it in the pot?"
"Iron supplement."
"Today we cannot do without mechanical ascension."
"Don't worry, we still have the staple food." Zhou Gulan grabbed the master's arm with both hands and acted coquettishly.
When she acted coquettishly, it was something Qi Yuncheng had never experienced on stage, let alone a girl.
I gave Zhang Jiuling some sesame cakes and Dalin Peng before. If these three acted like a spoiled brat, they would be disgusting to death.
"What's the staple food?" Qi Yuncheng asked.
"Our main dish is making dumplings, is this okay?"
"That's great, I have to bow to you."
Finally, things were going well. It was not easy for Qi Yuncheng to bow to the girl.
"The staple food is dumplings. Can the dumplings be stuffed with chives and fennel?"
With his eyebrows furrowed, Qi Yuncheng grabbed the girl's arm and said, "There's no need to be so busy. Let's just eat without the stuffing."
"It doesn't matter, I fried leeks with shredded kelp and a little more leeks."
"Who eats this much?"
"This is what my family eats. I guarantee it will be an unforgettable experience for you. If you really want to eat more, I can put a dried shrimp skin on it. Whoever eats it will get rich this year."
"It's really fun."
"After the dumplings are made, we have a small copper pot at home to cook them one by one, mainly to keep them warm."
"Eat one and cook one? Can the supply be enough to eat?"
"Why can't you provide it? I will serve you."
"Fine."
"By the way, are you busy tomorrow?"
Qi Yuncheng thought about it for a moment, then waved his hand, "It's okay! I've recommended all the commercial shows that cost a lot of money."
"Then we will eat tomorrow. Can't you get up at nine o'clock tomorrow morning?" Zhou Gulan asked again, as if he was afraid that the master would come over to eat.
"Get up."
"Okay, that's it. At the entrance of the theater. Let's meet at the entrance of the theater. We won't see each other."
"What do you mean by not seeing each other? You want to run away, right?"
"See you or see you, I'm leaving."
"Let's go."
After finally dealing with the girl, Qi Yuncheng was on the stage alone. Even though they were just performing the last part, they did it in a down-to-earth manner.
"This apprentice, whoever sells the dumplings will have a hard time. I don't think I can even eat the dumplings made with fried leeks and shredded kelp, stir-fried cucumbers, and leek and fennel."
"Hey, yes, Master, you are right."
After walking only a few steps, Zhou Gulan came back again, and he burst into laughter as soon as he came back.
The performance that followed went very smoothly, and I never forgot my lyrics again.
The girl herself also had a lot of fun and understood the joy of cross talk.
However, if you are happy on stage, you will live or die off stage.
Fortunately, her main job is not cross talk, it's just for fun.
Waiting until the end, it is natural to tell the name of the dish.
How could Guankou not teach her? His little girl could tell one, so why couldn't she?
"The first dish I treated Teacher Guo to was steamed lamb, as well as steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, and belly.
, dried meat, sausages. Assorted sourdough dishes, smoked chicken white tripe, steamed Babao pig, duck stuffed with rice..."
Qi Yuncheng listened attentively as he memorized one dish after another. He didn't have much time to learn, and it was already very difficult to learn the jokes on the fly.
When eating salted duck and tuber chicken, Zhou Gulan calmed down his breath.
"After Teacher Guo finished eating, he put on a tube of breasts..."
"full?"
"So full."
"Go to hell."
…
"oh!!!"
"good!!!"
"Well done Lan Lan, we girls can also do cross talk."
The cross talk ends.
Everyone was very complimentary, especially the girls, who made all kinds of noises. Although some of the performance energy was not given by the girl, but Qi Yuncheng forced it to come up, but they were still happy.
It was a huge surprise to see Qi Yuncheng today.
Where to pay attention to what is good or bad.
Lanlan's performance doesn't matter as long as it's not embarrassing, and it is indeed not embarrassing. You also need to learn how to perform when performing drum music. There is one thing in common.
When it was getting busy, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang hurriedly came out from the side curtain.
When you come out, you are praised.
"Lanlan is right."
"good!"
"As expected of Master Brother's apprentice, she can do anything. Also, she will be on the Deyun Dou Xiao Club in the next broadcast. You can pay more attention to her, she is a very good girl.
Then let’s ask Senior Brother to do one next.”
"one comes!!"
"Ah!! Qi Yuncheng, one more!!"
Those who provoke will follow, keeping the excitement in the theater high.
Just come.
Qi Yuncheng continued to interact on the stage and told some short jokes.
De Yunshe's small theater is willing to give more. Even after the official program is finished, they may still give one or two large segments.
Of course, this depends on the styles of the teams.
Some like to have fun when they come back to play, and some like to play together at the end of the curtain call. Audiences who are familiar with the show know that they can join in together.