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Chapter 710 My brother is bad!

"What are you? Two little bees flying into the flowers?" Dalin couldn't understand their gestures and descriptions at all, and he had no clue.

Jia Ling suddenly understood something, and looked at Shen Teng who was also smiling with wide eyes, "I thought I was playing the front part, and I was playing the last part of emotion, right? That's why you came closer?"

Shengteng slowly went over to suck on Jia Ling without answering.

Guan Xiaotong: "The dragon is flying and the phoenix is ​​dancing?"

Suddenly, Song Yi understood in a daze, "Is it possible that two dragons are playing with a pearl?"

"correct!"

Song Yi answered another question correctly.

Li Qin and Li Chun, who were watching the show next to them, applauded, this is great.

Qi Yuncheng said, "The main thing was that Uncle Teng's sucking scared me. I really thought I was going to kiss him."

Jia Ling: "What are you talking about? I'm still a young lady, and I can still let him take advantage of me."

Shengteng: "Do we have that possibility? That's the part that requires extra money."

"Really? Then I'll pay more, can you have one? It's my first time here and I want to see something new." Qi Yuncheng suddenly stood up and seriously wanted to take out the money from his loose clothes.

This move made the whole audience extremely happy.

"Good guy, are you really coming?"

"As expected, he is talking about cross talk, and he accurately grasped the interesting points and the funny points."

Both the guests and the audience were extremely happy at the moment. Jia Lingsheng and the others were helpless, while Dalin kept complaining, "My brother is bad, so you just hope he doesn't come often, otherwise sooner or later, each of you will be shocked." "

"Now I understand why he doesn't appear in variety shows. When he comes, everyone has to be on guard against him. It's really not a big deal to watch the excitement. This is not a matter of adding more money or not.

This is a matter of whether it can be broadcast."

Shengteng is happy and rejects at the same time.

"Hurry up, I really want to skip this topic." Jia Ling said.

"Next next."

When a new topic came out, Qi Yuncheng could only slowly sit back next to his daughter-in-law.

This question is relatively simple.

After Shengteng stretched out four fingers, he began to run from left to right, making a gesture of drawing his sword while running.

"What is this? I'll act!" Jia Ling couldn't figure it out. After stopping him, he turned around and made a suicidal gesture.

Dalin: "Farewell My Concubine?"

"It's them two."

"Is it them two?"

At this time, everyone was confused.

Sheng Teng watched as he started to run faster again. After running a few steps, his footsteps suddenly stopped, and then he swung his sword with a big hand.

"Who is this?" Song Yi also couldn't understand the situation.

"No." Sheng Teng looked at the group of them speechlessly, "You can't remember who he is after these three moves?"

"Three moves? Oh, I almost understand. You can do it again." Qi Yuncheng watched them perform it happily.

These two aces are the main comedians.

"Come on, stand still and I'll push you out."

"Okay, I get it now."

This time, let’s do it graphically.

Jia Ling stood in front of Shengteng. Shengteng ran and supported her. When he reached a certain position, he swung his sword again.

The result was obvious. Dalin, who liked to play games, suddenly took the fastest step, "Xiang Yu Yu Ji?"

"correct!"

"Oh, this is so difficult."

Shengteng and Jia Ling were both tired, and then they continued to figure out the following questions.

After the gesture is over, it needs to be rotated to the Qing Yu Nian crew.

The candidate must be the popular Qi Yuncheng, but I don’t know who the second candidate should be?

"Daughter-in-law, are you coming?" Qi Yuncheng looked at her.

After Song Yi answered two questions, he sat and watched the whole show, just like an outside audience, applauding happily from time to time, as if he was either on the show or watching others come.

When it was his turn, he was very surprised, "Me? I don't know how. Let others do it, Qinqin will do it."

"Me?" Li Qin was shocked as he sat in the spectator area, with a look of disbelief on his pretty face.

"Sister-in-law is so generous." Dalin Yile looked like he was watching a good show.

Not only did he watch the show, but Shengteng also gloated, "Yuncheng, now you are greedy. Let me see if you can handle it well."

"If you really can't guess Ding Ke, Sister Li Chun will come over too." Song Yi spoke again.

"Ah? Me too? I can just guess from below."

"Come here, sister, whoever wins gets to compete."

Soon.

Three girls, Song Yi, Li Qin and Li Chun, stood together and guessed Ding Ke.

At this scene, Jia Ling could not help but sigh, "Yun Cheng is so charming. There are three girls vying for one, why don't you add me?"

"It's okay if you rebelled." Dalin said sarcastically, "But it's possible that the three of us don't want to compete with my brother because we all know he's bad."

"Scissors, paper, rock!"

Three beautiful girls stretched out their hands to play guessing games. The scene was very beautiful. I guess the audience had never seen Fan Ruoruo, Lin Waner, and Si Lili together like this.

The final result comes out.

Song Yi relied on the rock he played to win over the scissors played by the other two players.

Shengteng nodded and told, "Come on, you win and you make the decision. Do you want to draw or guess below?"

"I'm going to draw."

"No." Qi Yuncheng looked at his wife in confusion, "Don't you want to make gestures?"

"I suddenly remembered something and suddenly wanted to make gestures."

"Really? Suddenly I remembered that you are my wife?"

Ha ha ha ha!

One sentence successfully made everyone laugh.

Shengteng, Jia Ling, Qi Ling, Li Qin, Li Chun and others were so happy that Song Yi herself almost burst into tears. The audience below was even more impressed by her good-looking appearance.

"Tietie must have really forgotten, right? It's so cute."

"No, Qi Yuncheng has too many smiles today. Those who didn't know would have thought he was a regular guest."

"This is talking about cross talk, it's impossible to say anything on the floor."

Amid laughter, Qi Yuncheng brought his wife over and said, "I'll look back and see if the certificate of the most talented woman in Kyoto was drawn by the Marquis."

Guo Qiling heard the Marquis and answered immediately, "Look carefully to see if there is the Marquis' name stamp on it."

The words between the two people caused a lot of laughter. This joke was familiar to De Yun. At the same time, everyone looked at Qi Yuncheng and Guo Qiling. The more they looked at them, the more they felt that the two were joking and talking about cross talk.

This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! This is actually a sense of humor, which has been cultivated by crosstalk actors on stage for many years, which makes many people become happier the more they watch them.

Wait until the question comes out.

Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi stood side by side seriously.

While the latter was still thinking about the performance, the former made a move and stretched out five fingers.

Dalin: "Five words?"

"Now we are two male and female characters."

After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, he turned around and nodded at the wife next to him.

Li Chun: "What is this for? Point?"

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng picked up Princess Song Yi.

"oh!!"

The audience who were watching the actors quietly below this hug let out exclamations of surprise.

Jia Ling tried to say one word, "Dog food? Dog food?"

"It's a shame you could say this word." Shengteng was speechless, "I don't even want to see this scene."

"This is not about winning."

Qi Yuncheng shook his head, turned around and walked back with his wife in his arms.

After walking a few steps, he put his wife down, then picked her up again and walked back.

"Click to enter the bridal chamber?"

"Characters? The two of us are carrying characters." Qi Yuncheng said.

"Oh." Dalin suddenly realized, "Tang Bohu lit the autumn fragrance."

"right."

"Good guy." Dalin put his hands into his sleeves and felt incredible that he got the answer right. "You can only guess what I gave you. It's too difficult."

The next question appears.

After Qi Yuncheng gestured with four words, he slashed with his big hand.

"Raise the knife and then drop it?" Dalin said without hesitation.

At this time, Song Yi knew that he couldn't just stand, so he finally heard something. He walked over, grabbed her husband's arm and chopped it down gently. Dalin suddenly realized, "Yang Guo, Xiao Longnu??"

Qi Yuncheng shook his head, stretched out a finger, slashed down, and then made a two sign.

In order to better guess, Song Yi took small steps closer to her husband, then cut down, and after the cut was completed, they separated automatically.

"Break? Cut in two with a knife?"

"correct."

"It's so hard to guess, you guys."

Dalin felt extremely uncomfortable at the moment, feeling like he was running out of brain cells.

When it comes to the next question, the same explanation comes after four characters.

Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi looked at each other face to face, and then decisively walked in the opposite direction.

"We parted ways." Jia Ling and Dalin said in unison.

"no."

Qi Yuncheng spoke, and he and his wife came close to each other again. After touching each other shoulder to shoulder, they immediately walked away.

"Going in the opposite direction?"

"Going in the wrong direction?"

"One shot and two breaks up?"

The guessers gave their words one after another, but no one got it right. Dalin looked at the two of them and didn't know what to say, so he suddenly said, "Happy breakup??"

"Come on, tell me again."

Hahahahaha!

There was a roar of laughter, and Dalin almost started to run away. It was not intentional, definitely not intentional.

When my mind was at a loss, I casually said that the two people performed very vividly.

The couple got together and then quickly separated.

But don’t break up and be happy.

But these things are something they are used to when talking about cross talk.

What is needed is a stage effect.

Afterwards, the performance continued. Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi were in a state of pure nonsense, which made the people who guessed below not want to guess at all. How could it be like this? They wouldn't show off like this.

Li Qin, on the other hand, was happy sitting next to him, watching the two of them being happy and guessing things from time to time.

It felt like I was playing with my own people.

"Congratulations, the Qing Yu Nian crew won this round and got a painting. Let's see what it is."

At the end of the game, the host spoke and called all the guests together.

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and opened the painting he obtained, "The painting is of a beautiful girl wearing a pink dress, and there is a poem on it.

After all, the scenery of West Lake in June is different from that of the four seasons. The lotus leaves touching the sky are infinitely green, and the lotus flowers reflecting the sun are exceptionally red."

Host: "This is a clue. We can unify all the clues for analysis later. So today is very rare. The classic characters of Qing Yu Nian are gathered together, especially two of them are cross talk actors.

How can a crosstalk actor do it if he doesn't talk about crosstalk?

So everyone is here, let Fan Xian and Fan Sizhe bring you a cross talk performance, and let us give you a round of applause."


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