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Chapter 33 Run if you can't beat it

 In the middle of the night, Xiao Yi was awakened by loud snoring.

So Xiao Yi got up and looked at Jiang Qi next to him with helpless eyes, who was snoring and practicing.

The Vajra Demon Ape sat cross-legged next to him, with a very puzzled expression, as if he couldn't figure out how Jiang Qi did it.

Xiao Yi asked: "You were woken up too!"

In response, the Vajra Demon Ape shook his head: "No, I had a strange dream. In the dream, I was beaten violently by Jiang Qi, and then I woke up."

This experience was very similar. Xiao Yi began to wonder if Jiang Qi had really had an adventure and could enter other people's dreams and beat them up.

But what's the use of this kind of adventure? No one can beat it in the dream, and no one can beat it in reality.

Really unable to sleep due to the snoring, Xiao Yi scratched his hair and decided to go out and breathe some fresh air.

No way, the smell of the Vajra Demon Ape picking at its feet cannot be ignored.

Just when Xiao Yi was getting up, Jiang Qi suddenly jumped up, launched a sneak attack from behind, and choked Xiao Yi.

"Go and attack. Is this an upgrade?" Xiao Yi wanted to get rid of Jiang Qi, but the result was that the world was spinning.

Then Jiang Qi gave Xiao Yi a shoulder throw, which was painful.

Is the Vajra Demon Ape, who is picking his feet with all his strength, dumbfounded? Is this sleepwalking or something? What kind of evil technique is practiced by Jiang Qi?

Jiang Qi turned around and kicked the Vajra Demon Ape in the face.

"Damn it, did this guy really sleep? He couldn't have done it on purpose." The Vajra Demon Ape covered his face and was so angry that he almost cursed.

Xiao Yi and the Diamond Demon Ape quickly hid far away, and then saw Jiang Qi, who was restless in his sleep, lying back again, sleeping in a daze, and muttered: "They are all weaklings."
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What is tolerable and what is intolerable? The Vajra Demon Ape was furious and prepared to teach Jiang Qi a lesson.

Xiao Yi had to stop him and persuade him hard, so that the anger in the heart of the Vajra Demon Ape was suppressed.

At this time, Jiang Qi turned over and said again: "This stupid monkey is worse than a weak chicken. It is a shame in the animal world."

"I'll fuck your whole family." The Vajra Demon Ape was like a volcano erupting, so angry that he became violent.

It took a lot of effort for Xiao Yi to pull the Vajra Demon Ape out of the room. The two of them breathed fresh air and calmed down together.

As soon as the two of them walked out of the house, they heard Jiang Qi shouting: "Weak chicken, silly monkey, don't leave. Let's fight for another three hundred rounds."

This time, Xiao Yi almost broke out, this guy is so annoying.

Fortunately, they are friends who share life and death, so Xiao Yi spared Jiang Qi this time.

After that, Xiao Yi and the Vajra Demon Ape casually walked around the villa and talked about the old housekeeper during the day.

Xiao Yi wants to know if the Vajra Demon Ape has succeeded in becoming a disciple.

In response to this, the Vajra Demon Ape shook his head. How could it be so easy to become a disciple? The little old man refused directly.

However, the Vajra Demon Ape said that he would not give up and would continue to stalk him. After all, the purpose of coming here was to fight the Ten Thousand Beasts.

Xiao Yi wants to know what is unique about this technique.

The Vajra Demon Ape introduced that this beast is absolutely invincible and can be cultivated into different techniques according to the characteristics of the cultivator.

For example, if a divine beast practices the Ten Thousand Beasts Art, it will achieve the Ten Thousand Beasts Art.

Once you practice World of Warcraft, you will be able to achieve the Demonic Art of All Beasts.

Once the monsters are practiced, they will become the Ten Thousand Beasts Demon Art.

For example, the name of the Vajra Demon Ape comes with a magic word, and after practicing it, it will definitely become the Demonic Art of Ten Thousand Beasts.

The most important thing is that depending on whether the cultivator is devoted to something, whether he is devoted to the divine or evil, he will develop different methods of Ten Thousand Beasts.

Xiao Yi sounded a little mysterious, so he asked: "After practicing the monster, will it become the Ten Thousand Beasts Monster Art?"

As soon as he heard the word "monster", the Vajra Demon Ape expressed his confusion. What kind of thing was it? Why had he never heard of it before?

Xiao Yi explained that this was just what he said casually, and there was no need to take it seriously.

In order to change the subject, Xiao Yi quickly asked the Vajra Demon Ape where he learned the curse word "fuck".

In Xiao Yi's impression of Beidou Continent, there are no foreigners here who can speak foreign languages.

The King Kong Demon Ape talked about something in the past, about three years ago, when he met a strange person.

On the surface, this person looks similar to people from Beidou Continent, but his pronunciation is very weird, as if he only started to learn the Beidou Continent language after he grew up.

What's even more strange is that this person also speaks another language that is incomprehensible, and the word fuck is included in it.

Xiao Yi frowned and asked, "Are you sure this person is from Beidou Continent?"

The Vajra Demon Ape replied: "He also said that he was not from the Beidou Continent. He also said that he was just traveling. He met a beautiful woman in a foreign country. He met the beautiful woman too late. He stopped as soon as he got drunk. He would come when he woke up.

We’re here.”

After hearing this, Xiao Yi's heart sank, and he secretly wondered if it was possible.

According to the story behind the Vajra Demon Ape, the man also said that he didn’t originally look like this. He was blond and blue-eyed. Why did he drink some wine and wake up with black hair and black eyes?

The King Kong Demon Ape was happy at that time. He had blond hair and blue eyes. How could there be such a strange-looking person in this world?

The man angrily retorted and said something, and he felt even more strange that there could be monkeys in this world who spoke human words.

As a result, the two started fighting when they disagreed, and the Vajra Demon Ape beat the man until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

After Xiao Yi learned about the situation, he frowned. He could basically judge that the person in the mouth of the Vajra Demon Ape traveled here after being deceived like himself, and that person was most likely a foreigner.

So Xiao Yi went on to ask what happened to that person later and whether the Vajra Demon Ape ate that person.

After saying this, the Vajra Demon Ape looked at Xiao Yi with contempt.

As for what happened later, King Kong Demon Ape thought that person was pretty good. After all, he taught King Kong Demon Ape a lot of curse words, such as fuck and shit.

The Vajra Demon Ape wanted to advise that person to cultivate immortality, but that person wanted the Vajra Demon Ape to believe in some God, and even specifically taught the Vajra Demon Ape how to make the sign of the cross on its chest.

The two of them were incompatible in every aspect, their values ​​collided in a mess, and they couldn't talk to each other, so they parted ways.

Listening to this experience, Xiao Yi was a little dumbfounded. This is nothing.

"I guess that person is not only strange, but also has a strange name." Xiao Yi's eyes showed interest as he spoke.

The Vajra Demon Ape was surprised: "How do you know? What did that man say his name was? I don't know if his parents are highly educated or low. They can come up with such a nondescript name, but also think it sounds pretty good."

name."

Xiao Yi naturally knew what was going on, so he was very calm, but this aroused the suspicion of the Vajra Demon Ape.

Seeing the suspicious eyes of the Vajra Demon Ape, Xiao Yi calmly changed the subject: "Okay, go back to bed quickly. I believe Jiang Qi has finished his troubles."


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