While the wine was intoxicating, Li Zicheng began to tell jokes.
"I went into a restaurant in Duanshi Town a few days ago..."
Li Zicheng: "Bring a bottle of wine!"
Waiter: "Twenty Wen"
Li Zicheng: "It was still ten articles yesterday, why...?"
Waiter: "Ten articles on wine, and the other ten articles are about conquering Liaoxiang."
Li Zicheng had no choice but to take out twenty coins.
The waiter finished counting the coins and returned ten coins.
Li Zicheng: "What are you doing? Serve the wine!"
Waiter: "The officers and soldiers robbed all the wine."
Everyone laughed.
"Brother Megatron said it well! One more!"
"Speaking of the third year of Chongzhen..."
Zhang San caught a big fish in the river. He went home happily and said to his wife: "Look, we have fried fish to eat!"
"The oil was exchanged for money and paid for distribution."
"Then cook it!"
"The iron pot is worth the price."
“Grilled fish!”
"The door panel was just removed by passing officers and set on fire."
Zhang San was so angry that he threw the fish back into the river.
The fish shouted excitedly: "Long live my emperor!"
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All the rebel kings came from a miserable background and had experienced similar experiences many times. After hearing the commander’s jokes, they all cheered.
"another one!"
"Speaking of the Hongwu period..."
A ninth-grade Zhima official accidentally fell into the water. There happened to be two Jin Yi guards patrolling the shore. The official shouted for help, but the Jin Yi guards only watched the fun and did not rescue.
At that time, the official had an idea and shouted, I embezzled 1 tael of silver!
Two Jinyi guards immediately jumped into the water to rescue the official, and then took him to prison.
When Chongzhen came to the throne, another Sesame official fell into the river. He hurriedly shouted to the Jin Yiwei on the bank: I embezzled 100 taels of silver!
Jin Yiwei talked and laughed as before.
Zhima official was anxious and wise, and then shouted: Five years of Pingliao is pure fart!
Jinyiwei quickly jumped into the river, dragged him ashore and sent him to prison.
Jinyiwei, Pingliao in the fifth year and so on are too far away from Nishanzi, and it’s not funny to have everyone arguing.
Li Zicheng asked: "Tell me, which family is the richest in all dynasties?"
Zhang Xianzhong replied: "The Tang Dynasty, right? The country expanded thousands of miles."
Luo Rucai said: "I thought it should be a big send-off."
Li Zicheng shook his head, "None of them are right, it's the Ming Dynasty. The country has been stolen by the noble clan, civil and military officials for more than two hundred years, and it hasn't been stolen yet. How can it not be rich?"
Wang Jiayin, who was drunk and confused, slapped his thigh, "It's a pity that Lu'an Mansion was not captured. King Shen's savings may be piled up into a mountain."
Everyone chatted for a while and then dispersed.
It was late at night, and Li Zicheng did not dare to sleep, waiting for things to happen.
When Wang Jiayin was in Fugu, he snatched a wife. This woman had a younger brother named Zhang Liwei, who was a soldier in the army.
After Cao Wenzhao heard about it, he asked Zhang Liwei to join the royal department, and then he was successfully appointed as the commander in front of the tent by Wang Jiayin.
After several months of hiding, Zhang Liwei finally persuaded Bai Yuzhu Wang Guozhong.
Speaking of which, Wang Guozhong and Wang Jiayin were not only from the same village, but also from the same clan outside the Wufu.
Earlier, Wang Guozhong enjoyed a good life in Hequ for half a year. After being ordered to break the city by Cao Wen, he fled all the way and slept in the open. It was difficult to switch from luxury to frugality. He didn't want to live this kind of life anymore.
In the early morning, when Zhang Li was enthroned, Wang Guozhong sneaked into the mansion, chopped off Wang Jiayin's head with a knife, and escaped with his cronies.
The moon is dark and the stars are bright.
I don’t know whether it’s the effect of pine needle tea or the good food of the revolutionary army, but night blindness does not exist. 1 It is said that people with color weakness and color blindness have good night vision, which seems unreliable. However, it is true that they can avoid color interference and easily detect moving and hidden targets. I forgot which country used scouts.
On the hillside, Li Guo whispered: "Uncle, should I lead a team to intercept them?"
"Forget it, it's hard to tell the enemy from ourselves in the dark, and it's easy to blow up the camp and cause chaos." Li Zicheng refused.
Surrounded by a nervous mob, the situation suddenly changed, and tens of thousands of people might have been killed first, leaving rivers of blood flowing.
What's more, with the current strength of the revolutionary army, it is impossible for other anti-wang Feng Li Zi to become the leader of the alliance with this credit. So save yourself the trouble. Just be on guard against the official army and don't take advantage of it.
At dawn, Wang Jiayin's headless body was discovered, and the whole camp was in chaos.
The peasant armies currently gathered together include Liu Guoneng from Chuangtangtian, Zhang Damou from Mantianxing No. 2, Zhang Tianlin from Guotianxing No. 1, and so on, a total of twenty-four families.
Wang Jiayin died, Bai Yuzhu ran away, and what was left was that King Zijin Liang had the most for his own use. He also had the most subordinates, with six to seven thousand people.
So everyone recommended Wang Ziyong as the leader of the alliance.
After everyone discussed it, the army's morale was now low and officers and soldiers were approaching again. Let's run!
Hula la, the twenty-four families rushed into the forest separately.
Li Zicheng's trip was basically in vain.
Originally, there were seven or eight leaders who wanted to join forces with the revolutionary army, but as soon as they heard that supervisors would be sent to enforce discipline, they immediately ran away. They were used to being free and no one wanted to be restrained.
Tuo Yangkun, Guo Yingpin, Zhang Wenchao and others who had been favored were unwilling; Liu Xiaoshan, the one-word king who was also from Mizhi, did not stay.
In the end, only one of the Eight Great Kings of Beiying, Hu Erniu, was conquered, with a horse and a foot of nine hundred.
well!
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There is a temple in Yushan Mountain, which was founded in the Northern and Southern Dynasties. It has been very popular in the past dynasties. Emperor Zhaozong of the Tang Dynasty personally gave it a plaque "Dayun Zen Temple".
On the mountain, there are clear springs, flying pavilions, pines and cypresses in the sky, and the scenery is beautiful. What is particularly impressive is that there are three white pines in front of Dayun Temple.
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Zhang Wudian believes that the three pines in Yushan are the only ones found in the country, and are more impressive than the "Five Dafu Pines" in Mount Tai and the "No. 1 Pine in Yunei" in Mi County. Yu Qian, who does not smoke, drink or perm his hair, also praised it. 2 During the reign of Emperor Guangxu, the trees disappeared, and there were several nearby ones.
Thousands of trees were also cut down secretly.
The Optimus Prime brothers stationed at Dayun Temple had no intention of enjoying the scenery.
The soldier hurriedly ran over and said, "Report! All the officers and soldiers have crossed the river and are about to enter Pingshang Village."
Liu Zongmin turned around and ordered: "Brother Ma, prepare to light the fire!"
Ma Chongxi led people down the mountain. In the third year of Kangxi's reign, he surrendered to the Qing Dynasty in Sichuan.
This young man was a local, and his left leg was injured during a mine explosion, so he was nicknamed "Ma Guaizi". He heard that a team came from Qinshui County and refused to kill or rob, so he led a group of miners to defect.
At the foot of the mountain, a group of military scouts ran past, and Ma Chongxi waited for a while to light the fuse.
Just as You Shilu arrived at Pingshang Village with thousands of people, there was a loud bang in front of him, and the dirt on the road was blown up three feet high.
The officers and soldiers were frightened and their horses ran wild.
A gunshot sounded from the mountain, and two sentries of the revolutionary army rushed out with shouts, blocking the front and rear roads of the officers and soldiers.
When Li Zicheng arrived in a hurry, the officers and soldiers had not yet formed their formation.
Hu Erniu, the new member of the group, asked for help: "Commander, I will lead the team to charge for a while."
Li Zicheng waved his hand, "Don't worry, we value peace."
"..." Hu Erniu was puzzled. Could it be that you are going to talk nonsense again?
Sure enough, Li Zicheng stepped forward alone on his horse and shouted: "Please come out and talk to General You!"
After a while, Lao You came out surrounded by his servants.
Li Zicheng drove his horse forward a few steps and said, "Commander You! If I light the gunpowder when you pass by, will you still be alive?"
You Shilu raised his whip and pointed, "Who are you?"
Li Zicheng clasped his fists and said, "Commander of the National Revolutionary Army, Megatron!"
You Shilu sneered, "The tone is louder than athlete's foot! Rebel thief, come and do it if you can!"
If Li Zicheng was really capable of killing him, why bother talking nonsense.
There was no way to bury the gunpowder in a hurry, and there was no way to hide the fuse under the ground, otherwise the army would have been blown up long ago. It was uncertain to rely on the three sentry men to fight hard, so it was better to conserve our strength first.
"Brother You, you have been fighting for the imperial court for ten years. You know the virtues of the current Emperor Chongzhen better than I do. It's better to work for him and get nothing! How about sharing wealth with me?"
"Fight if you want, no need to fart!"
"Brother, if you take a closer look at my military appearance, how many officers and soldiers can compare with it? Apart from the three to four hundred elite servants and Mongolian soldiers under your command, can the rest of them be worthy of my attack?"
"Fuck your mother! You have a very tough mouth!"
Of course You Shilu could see that the revolutionary army had a well-organized lineup and were not ordinary bandits. But he was a dignified military commander and had fought with the Tatars many times before, so he would never be intimidated by short-haired words.
The thieves have no guns or cannons. If they dare to rush in and fight hand to hand, the outcome is uncertain.
Li Zicheng shouted again: "Fellow from northern Shaanxi, let me give you a break today! Go back and think about it carefully. How far can you go if you work for a foolish king and become an enemy of the poor people in the world? Seeing the changing situation, the situation is unpredictable. Especially
Brother, your fate is up to you. Seek your own blessings and take care of yourself! Goodbye!"
The revolutionary troops blocking the front retreated up the mountain.
You Shilu frowned and waited for a moment, then led his team through Pingshang Village cautiously.
As soon as the officers and soldiers left, the people behind them entered the encirclement again.
As soon as the cannon at the top of the mountain was fired, salted fish nests at the bottom of the mountain exploded. No one could move forward or backward, and those who panicked jumped into the Qin River one after another, drowning several of them.
Thousands of people shouted in unison: "Surrender without killing! Give prisoners preferential treatment!"
Lu Guoguang, the magistrate of Gaoping County, kept cracking his whip, "Stand still! Don't run around! Today I will serve the imperial court and fight to the death with the thieves!"
"Fans have sex eyes! If you try again, I will kill you!"
Someone took the lead, and then seven or eight others rushed in, pulled the magistrate off his horse, and knocked him to the ground.
"If you want to die, you will die, and I will not accompany you!"
"Rebellion, rebellion..." Magistrate Lu shouted, slapping the ground.
Minzhuang took the opportunity to stuff a handful of dirt into the elder's mouth, and then pulled the elder's long hair. It felt so wonderful.
There was a loyal government officer nearby who wanted to step forward to rescue him, but was surrounded by dozens of mud-legged men.
Without spending a single soldier, this battle will be won!
After Li Zicheng checked the luggage, he said angrily: "What the hell! Do you want to be so poor?!"
There was no trace of any money, and the only dozens of bags of grain were sorghum, millet, and even half of them were bran.
It is shameful for Lu Guoguang, a dignified county official, to be in this position!
In anger, Li Zicheng threw him two taels of silver and said, "Go, go, go! Go kill your bandits! I'm so worried!"
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The magistrate of Lu County was stunned! This chapter has been completed!