When Han Xiaoxiao got up in the morning and was scrolling through Tweet, he suddenly found that everyone in the company was doing this.
It’s not just the company’s recommendation.
Han Xiaoxiao checked Li Yu's account.
This time, everyone stopped complaining in the comment section of Li Yu’s tweets. Instead, they all used “Jiang Yang Old Thief”, and it even became a hot search topic.
"Um?"
Han Xiaoxiao was confused.
To be too old to die is to be a thief.
After Director Jiang married the big devil, he did something outrageous and outrageous. He actually banned a thief!
She made breakfast, sat on the sofa, opened the hot search topic, and gloated at Jiang Yang's jokes. It turned out that after "The Long Night," Jiang Yang struck again, and the knife was so severe that the topic
, those who didn’t know thought it was a meeting of anti-fans:
"Thief, how can you bear it!"
"My lord! At least give the girl a name, and you won't even be able to find a victim!"
"I'm so numb! I just recovered from "The Long Night" and fell into the pit of "Bring It On" again! The old thief Jiang Yang is so cruel!"
"I suddenly understood why this thief never admitted that he was Jiang Yang, for fear of being beaten while walking on the street."
"I also understand. He is the man who wants a knife the most as selected by netizens, and he still wants to get a knife like this. If it were me, I would never admit it!"
"Perhaps he writes about revenge with a knife because he is the man who netizens most want to knife!"
"You married my goddess back home, and you still give me a knife like this. Damn it, I'm a bitch, so I have to send you a knife!"
"Send Blade +1"
…
"This wave, this wave is the union of Jiang Hei and readers!"
"It's amazing! I didn't expect that one day Jiang Yang's readers would join forces with Jiang Hei, who is blackmailing him."
"Friendly reminder, the editor said that the blade can be handed over on your behalf!"
"Editors are not good either! What do you mean by 'unhappy, please read this novel, life is boring, please read this novel', thank you! After I read it, now my life is special! Happy! Happy!"
"I suspect misogyny, it's the first time I've ever seen a female protagonist written so miserable!
"Look, what are you talking about? The devil's husband is a misogynist?"
"Maybe it's because the big devil has seen too much and other women don't like it, so it's very refreshing to use the knife!"
"No! The old thief embraces the devil and is as carefree as a god. He leaves his happiness to himself and his sorrow to the readers."
“So——it’s the big devil’s fault?”
Han Xiaoxiao looked very happy at first, but after seeing these comments, he thought to himself, what kind of brain circuit does this netizen have? How can he blame the big devil? The big devil is not so sinister.
This must be what Jiang Yang himself wanted to write.
and--
Han Xiaoxiao felt that when Jiang Yang wrote this, he most likely wanted to make the big devil cry and then become a warm boy.
If it were anyone else, Han Xiaoxiao would not speculate like this.
but!
This is Jiangyang!
Who knows what crazy thoughts he has in his head.
Jiang Chen and others appeared in the living room one after another. Han Xiaoxiao greeted them to eat quickly, "We have a heavy task today. Let's eat and drink quickly to cheer up, and then try to stimulate Director Jiang's inspiration!"
Director Jiang's inspiration is imaginative, but it's like toothpaste, it can only be squeezed out when he wants to squeeze it out on a whim.
But he is lazy.
When he was too lazy to think, inspiration was in his mind, ready to come out, and he didn't even bother to squeeze it out.
But sometimes, a conversation or something they did suddenly stimulated Jiang Yang, and the inspiration that was about to come out came to the ground.
Han Xiaoxiao summed this up as the inspiration stimulation method!
Although Director Jiang is lazy, he still has fun doing it when he gets inspiration and finds it interesting.
Sometimes, it doesn't matter whether it's money or not, the only thing you want is to be shocked for a moment.
certainly.
Han Xiaoxiao felt that it was because the big devil was so favored that this guy had no pressure to make money, so everything had to be fun.
Jiang Chen: "If the devil knows that you are so irritating to her husband, he will hang you up on the street lamp."
Han Xiaoxiao: "It's okay."
They just provide the soil for inspiration to sprout.
Li Liang: "That might as well be a bottle of Coke!"
In Jiang Yang’s words, a sip of Coke and a sip of inspiration are so refreshing!
"Stop it!"
Han Xiaoxiao asked them to bring less Coke to the company, "We need to reduce Director Jiang's stimulation!"
Sometimes if you can’t see Coke, you won’t think about drinking Coke!
"Director Jiang has a bad stomach." Han Xiaoxiao added, asking them to drink Coke and carry some on their backs.
They nodded together, "Understood! Don't worry, we are also interested!"
Director Jiang is the treasure of their company!
Several people finished their meal quickly.
They met and went downstairs. While waiting for the bus, Han Xiaoxiao went to the newsstand next to him to buy magazines.
She was quite curious about the article that gave Jiang Yang the reputation of an "old thief".
Han Xiaoxiao bought this science fiction magazine and was about to leave when he saw a car magazine. The beautiful car model on the cover of the magazine was wearing a bikini. She was very beautiful. The most important thing is——
The beautiful car model has baby fat!
Han Xiaoxiao bought the magazine without hesitation.
Mr. Zhou is still very exciting. You don’t have to think about holding back, just do it as simple and crudely as you want.
The bus has arrived.
They got on the bus and arrived at the company after riding for a few stops.
Director Jiang and Zhou Hao should not expect to arrive at the company on time. It would be good if they showed up in the morning.
After Han Xiaoxiao cleaned up, he sat at his work station and started reading the science fiction magazine!
Ten minutes later.
Han Xiaoxiao typed a few words on Tweet, then clicked to publish, saying in one breath: "Jiang! Yang! Old! Thief!"
So damn cruel!
Han Xiaoxiao was not happy when the company official said this to him!
Then.
Netizens who were being promoted by company officials as "Jiangyang Old Thief" were stunned.
then.
They commented below: "Old thief from Jiangyang!"
“The editor did a great job!”
"Haha! Even the editor recommended by the old thief company can't stand it anymore, which shows how powerful this guy is!"
"Editor: Even if I risk my career, I still want to cry out from the bottom of my heart, Jiang! Yang! Old! Thief!"
"Thank you editor, I will submit my resume to your company right away!"
"I have ten years of experience in operating official tweets. Each tweet is worth more than 100,000. It is of high quality and low price. I am always ready to work. Welcome to send me private messages!"
"I have always had the great ambition to revitalize Chinese advertising. For my ideal, I don't need a salary!"
"Boss, look here. My expected salary is 5k per month. Yes, I can pay for one year first."
Han Xiaoxiao:......
There are always bitches trying to harm me!
but--
This wave of Jiangyang's old thieves was so powerful that even Wang Zheng and Su An came to join in the fun.
After work, the official Twitter of Science Fiction Magazine had to send out a tweet: "Teacher Jiang Yang has heard everyone's calls. In order to thank everyone for their love of "Bring Her Eyes", Teacher Jiang Yang has announced in advance that in the next work
, will explain the relevant information and whereabouts of the heroine of "Bring Her Eyes", so stay tuned!"
This tweet quickly reached the top of the hot search topic "Jiangyang Old Thief", and many netizens were cheering for victory!
"Nice!"
"We are victorious!"
"We saved her!"
"We'll get you home!"
"Great, when will the second part be released? The thought of her staying deep in the earth with a corpse makes me feel sad!"
"I think I will cry when I read the moment when she 'sees the sunrise' in the second part!"
"Haha, old thief Jiang Yang is scared!"
"Hey! When has he ever been afraid of using a knife? I suspect that the big devil has used a knife!"
"Don't worry about who performed the surgery, will the next one be released tomorrow?"
"Let him write quickly! It's been 24 hours and 86,400 seconds. Even the donkeys in the production team don't dare to rest like this!"
"Let's tie him into the dark room!"
"I'm afraid the big devil won't agree."
"Let's ask the big devil to put him in a dark room."