Chapter 497 Qi Yuan’s love experience, the mother-in-law who died in society
Chapter 496 Qi Yuan’s love experience, the mother-in-law who died in society
"Brother-in-law, teach me!"
Shen Lingfeng's eyes gleamed: "I have been pursuing Miss Li, but she turned away from me!"
Qi Yuan coughed and made an inscrutable expression: "Before making a plan, you must first clearly explain the other party's strengths and weaknesses. You can evaluate Miss Li and yourself."
"Ms. Li is as beautiful as a flower, with a pair of peach blossom eyes, which is particularly attractive. She is dressed in tulle draped over her shoulders, making her looming and eye-catching."
"I... am a man, and Miss Li thinks I am weak."
"I understand." Qi Yuan understood the pattern of the offensive and defensive sides.
He thought for a while and remembered the past between him and Jinli.
“If you want to break this situation, you need online dating!”
"Online dating?" Shen Lingfeng blinked, feeling that this word was a bit unpredictable.
As expected of a brother-in-law, he knows such powerful words.
“When you’re dating online, the other person can’t see you, and your image depends entirely on her imagination.
In this case, as long as you create an image of high emotional intelligence, gentleness, and humor, the other person will naturally think of you as tall and majestic, without being silent, even if they don't see you.
But looking at your stupidity, you probably don’t even have a Nokia, so then... write a letter." Qi Yuan shared his experience seriously.
Compared with offline dating, the threshold for online dating is indeed lower.
After all, the person who comes down the line, Kayan, ends before the story even begins.
It's different online. It's very easy to be fooled. The other person's appearance and charm are all based on your own imagination.
Is it any different from what I imagined?
This is why Bai Yueguang himself cannot defeat Bai Yueguang.
Shen Lingfeng's eyes widened: "It makes sense. Throughout the ages, many talented men and beautiful women have become friends by writing letters."
Then he frowned and thought: "But... I don't know how to create an image that Miss Yang likes?"
"Simple, some quotes with high emotional intelligence and some humorous love words will definitely touch people's hearts." Qi Yuan said seriously.
Didn’t the son of a rich man in his previous life also like to talk about love?
"Here, let me help you think of some humorous love words."
"Bao, I went for an infusion today. What kind of fluid was given to me? It was Xiangqi's fluid!"
"What does this mean?" Shen Lingfeng couldn't wrap his mind around it.
"That's right, you don't have any infusion."
"Come again!"
"Do you know why I eat fish heads? Because I want to leave the rest of my life to you!"
"There's no wine in your dimples, but I'm as drunk as a dog!"
"I bought a bag of salt today. Guess what salt it is. I love you no need to say more!"
"Do you have body odor? Otherwise, why would you be so charming like a vixen!"
Qi Yuan spoke out the funny words in his mind.
As for the vulgar ones, such as "I farted very loudly today, but I didn't want you to fart", delete them directly.
Qi Yuan thinks that this kind of love is suitable for couples who have been together for a long time.
"Wonderful!"
"You can still say that!"
"Brother-in-law, you are so awesome. Why didn't I expect that you could be like this?"
"Dimples and wine are actually connected together!"
Shen Lingfeng was so excited, as if he had heard some kind words.
Chen Kangbao also gave a thumbs up: "Young Master is so awesome!"
When Qi Yuan heard this, his heart was filled with excitement.
The protagonist in the TV show traveled through time and recited poems, attracting everyone's attention and amazement.
He has the same glory now.
"But when it comes to online dating and online dating, writing a letter is only the first step, the second step is... the Internet!
This is the true meaning of online dating!”
"Brother-in-law, please speak!" Shen Lingfeng listened carefully, as if listening to the sound of the great road.
"Writing to one woman can only be called unrequited love; writing to two women is called dual love; writing to all the young and beautiful women in the city is called online love!"
"Do you only want to fall in love with Miss Li unrequitedly, or do you want to fall in love with all the beauties in the city online?" Qi Yuan said seductively.
Shen Lingfeng's face was tangled, and he seemed to be particularly hesitant and struggling in his heart.
"It's okay, don't worry, just think about it carefully."
"Brother-in-law...can you write less and write letters to everyone in the city? My hand will break!"
Shen Lingfeng's hands hurt when he thought about writing tens of thousands of letters a day.
"It's okay, just write whatever you want. Do you remember the quotation I just said? Remember to keep it in your heart."
"Okay! I'm going to write a letter now!" Shen Lingfeng was very motivated and quickly left to write a letter.
"Oh, I do good things every day without asking for anything in return. I am so kind.
When his sister comes back, she will be very moved when she sees the changes in her brother." Qi Yuan sighed.
Do one good deed every day today.
"Young Master, I have some doubts." Chen Kangbao poked his head out. As the God's counselor, he had to make suggestions for the God at all times. "The Young Master's words of love are indeed exquisite and touching, but people are different. What if... some people don't Do you like one of the love quotes?"
"In online dating, there must be something that slips through the net. If she doesn't like it, just stay away from the Internet." Qi Yuan said casually, "If you write letters to so many people, there will always be people who fall for this, right?"
Casting fish widely and catching fish vigorously is always the truth.
What if there is someone who has the same exquisite taste as him and especially likes this kind of love talk?
"To put it simply, why do fraudsters have so many tricks up their sleeves and are so full of mistakes and omissions, yet so many people are fooled?"
"Because he never thought of deceiving the person who discovered the problem in the first place!"
“Finding the right target customers is the most important thing!”
Chen Kangbao was confused and thought Qi Yuan was unfathomable.
…
The lights are bright.
Shen Wanshan sat in the main seat with a solemn expression.
The exquisite silk robe has complicated patterns, and there is a soft sword hanging on the waist, which is his magic weapon, the earth weapon.
Shen Wanshan is the head of the Shen family and one of the few prefecture-level military envoys of the Shen family.
The prefecture-level military envoys are the overlords of one party, and they can attack 3,000 elite soldiers without retreating.
"I just came back from Yeshan Lake, and the situation there is not optimistic.
Luo Tong Shuijun has achieved great success and has become one with the waters.
Tianzong contacted many prefecture-level military envoys, and even Wei Kun, the beewind hand in the top 20 on the prefecture list, rushed to Yeshan Lake, unable to do anything to Lord Luo Tong Shui!"
There is a powerful strange spirit in Yeshan Lake, named Luotong Shuijun.
Earth-level ghosts are mysterious and unpredictable. Their combat power may be similar to that of earth-level warriors, but their destructive power is much greater and they have various special abilities.
Like Luo Tong Shuijun, it merges with Yeshan Lake.
Yeshan Lake is the largest lake in Jiangzhou, spanning more than a hundred miles in length and width, and is much larger than an ordinary county town.
After the fusion, Luo Tong Shuijun created troubles, not only costing hundreds of thousands of fishermen their livelihoods, but could even stir up lake water and flood Jining Prefecture.
Tianzong was the number one sect in Jiangzhou and contacted many prefecture-level military envoys to go to Yeshan Lake to put pressure on Luo Tong Shuijun.
The result was a disastrous failure.
"Even the Grand Master of the Earth Ranking came and was unable to do anything to stop Lord Luo Tong Shui?" an old man said. He was a peak Xuan-level military envoy and had a very high status in the Shen family.
Ningguo has a land list, which records the prefecture-level military envoys of Ningguo.
The prefecture-level military envoys are the overlords, and the top thirty on the prefecture list are also called masters!
Each one of them is a warrior who has reached the extreme of earth level.
"If the water from Yeshan Lake floods Jining Mansion, Tianzong's prestige will be greatly reduced. In the next battle between Thunder and Heaven, Tianzong will be at a disadvantage!"
"How many innocent people will be harmed?"
"It's a pity that the Weilong Xuanyuan was damaged and we couldn't find a craftsman to repair it."
"Weilong Xuanyuan is a near-celestial weapon. Even top earth-level weapon masters will find it difficult to repair it. I'm afraid it will require a heaven-level weapon master!
Ning Guo doesn’t even have a heaven-level military envoy, let alone a heaven-level weapon master!”
"It's hard, it's hard!"
The Shen family is a wealthy family, and they rely on the Tianzong behind their backs. Naturally, they don't want problems with the Tianzong.
This time, the family council gathered most of the Shen family's military envoys and weapon masters. They all looked worried and worried about Luo Tong Shuijun.
"The Master of Tianzong has issued an order to hold a meeting of weapon masters near Yeshan Lake to discuss the restoration of Weilong Xuanyuan.
The weapon masters in the family, as well as the weapon master apprentices, who have some talents and fantastic ideas, will come with me to Yeshan Lake this time." Shen Wanshan said.
"This... what if we and the other weapon masters gather at Yeshan Lake and Luo Tong Shuijun stirs up a storm and drowns us?" Chen Xianwei was a little worried.
He is the guest minister of the Shen family and a Xuan-level weapon master.
He was placed in Ninghe County, and the county magistrates treated him politely when they saw him.
The number of weapon masters is much less than the number of military commanders.
As one of the top three families in Jining Prefecture, the Shen family has seven prefecture-level military commanders, but only one prefecture-level weapon master.
"Don't worry, Tianzong is sure to ensure our safety. The Fire Weapon Master will go there. He is here, what should we be afraid of?" Shen Wanshan said.
Mentioning the Fire Weapon Master, Chen Xianwei had a look of awe on his face.
Fire weapon master, in terms of skill in weapon refining, he is among the top ten in Ning country.
If such big shots are going, Tianzong must have prepared in advance and they will be safe.
"I wonder if there will be any weapon masters who can repair Weilong Xuanyuan in this weapon master conference!" one person exclaimed.
"If it cannot be repaired, and one day Sui-Kun Luo Tong will cause a storm, what should we do?"
A group of people are extremely worried and worried about the future.
"You don't have to worry too much. Even if the water floods Jining Prefecture, the flood will not reach our Fengshan County." Mrs. Shen's family comforted her at the right time.
"water?"
At this moment, a voice of confusion and surprise came.
"Mother-in-law, do you want bath water?"
"I'll pick it up right now!"
The door was pushed open with a clang, and a handsome young man was seen holding a large basin. The basin was filled with boiling hot water, emitting steam.
As soon as he entered the hall, he immediately became the focus of the audience.
The eyes were surprised, confused, stunned, confused, shocked...it's all there.
Is this the son-in-law Qi Yuan?
What is he doing holding a basin of water?
Wait, pour the bath water for the mother-in-law?
Their eyes fell on Mrs. Shen involuntarily, with a strange look on their faces.
Mrs. Shen's face was as red as a bright flower: "Qi Yuan, what are you doing?"
She spoke word by word, feeling very uneasy.
She now wants to crawl into a hole in the ground.
"Should I give you a bath?" Qi Yuan blinked.
Seeing everyone looking at him, he said slowly.
"As a son-in-law, you will definitely be looked down upon and bullied. Even the slaves won't look at you."
"I am in the Shen Mansion and have to endure the humiliation and bear the heavy burden. I make soup for my wife and pour bath water for my mother-in-law!"
"Now that the water is here, mother-in-law, do you want to take a shower and change clothes?"
Qi Yuan looked at his mother-in-law expectantly.
But I saw her face was rosy and cold.
"That's enough, Qi Yuan, get out!" Shen Wanshan couldn't help but say, suppressing anger in his heart.
"Don't you want to take a shower now?" Qi Yuan asked.
"No!" Mrs. Shen responded coldly.
"Call me when you're taking a shower and I'll pour you bath water right away." As fast as Qi used to be, he left just as fast.
The hall door closed again, and there was silence in the room.
Shen Wanshan looked at his wife and asked slowly: "Is he... really crazy?"
"Sigh." Mrs. Shen sighed leisurely, "Looking at the tone of his words, when you marry into my Shen family, you must have received a lot of cold looks and suffered a lot... Even if you are crazy, you still don't forget to pour... pour... "
She never said the next words.
"If Brother Qi sees his son like this, well..." Shen Wanshan showed a melancholy look on his face, and then became vicious again, "Tell me to go down and check which servants have insulted me since he came in. Those who deserve punishment will be punished, and those who deserve to be refunded will be refunded!"
"Okay, head of the family." An elder said.
"However, it is better for him to be so crazy than before... to get into trouble all the time, but... Xuan'er suffered." Mrs. Shen couldn't help but feel sad in her voice.
The previous Qi Yuan had a corrupt character and was weak and incompetent.
Not only that, she doesn't ask for improvement, and she can't help even if she wants to.
Nowadays, my personality seems to have improved, and the previous problems are gone, but I am still crazy.
I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
"I heard that something big happened in Ninghe County?" Shen Wanshan asked.
"The Blood of Thorns appeared, and eighty-seven ghosts appeared in Hongyun Village. As a result... they were all killed by a strong man with a rough spear!"
"It's actually the blood of thorns!"
Mentioning the Blood of Thorns, everyone present was afraid.
This force is a cult, mysterious and powerful. It is not only active in Ningguo, but other forces are also active.
Mrs. Shen told Shen Wanshan all the information she got.
"Calling yourself a god?"
"The ghost's soul attack is ineffective against him?"
"The ghosts cultivated by the blood of thorns are good at soul attacks. Even if they are yellow-level, eighty-seven of them gather together, and I have to put in a lot of effort to deal with them.
Where did this talent come from?"
Shen Wanshan mentioned it and no longer cared.
Just a genius.
Normally, he would still have the heart to let the Shen family investigate that person's identity and make friends with him depending on the situation.
But now, with the crisis at Yeshan Lake ahead, he was in no mood to care about such trivial matters.
For him, it is more important to find a powerful weapon master now.
If Brother Qi is still alive, with his talent, he might be able to repair Weilong Xuanyuan now.
Thinking of this, he felt melancholy: "Chen Xianwei, during this period of time, go teach Qi Yuan to see if he has the talent of a weapon master."
He didn't want Qi Yuan to be crazy and confused.
I also don’t want the Qi family’s inheritance to be broken.
"Is this...shall I go?" Chen Xianwei looked confused.
You want me to teach a madman how to make weapons?
How to teach this?
He felt very bitter in his heart.
It's better to let him teach the mute to sing.
…
"Sure enough, I brought the bath water in, and my progress in playing the role of my son-in-law Qi Yuan improved."
"It seems that this new son-in-law, Qi Yuan, has long wanted to wash the mother-in-law's feet!"
"Besides pouring bath water for your mother-in-law, what else does your son-in-law Qi Yuan want to do?"
Qi Yuan couldn't help but think.
"Being stepped on the ground by Shen Lingxuan? Lick her toes?"
"Forget it about the toes, other places can be considered."
"It's too difficult to play the role of a son-in-law. It's better to play the role of a kitchen knife and just cut vegetables with peace of mind."