On the long winding mountain road, Beiming Shenjun, dressed in red light clothes, held a piece of dogtail grass half in his mouth, humming a light tune, and shuttled happily through the clouds and mist.
She was in a particularly good mood today because she once again successfully deceived the rigid elder Nian Yi, escaped the pursuit of her boring brother, and escaped.
As a highly respected divine monarch in the Kunlun Fairy Mountain, she is really sorry for her noble bloodline, because she neither has the unique talent for cultivation like her brother, nor the powerful ability of being a god and giving birth. The only things she is good at are two things.
One is to eat and wait for death, the other is to make jokes.
Uh... maybe there's a third thing, writing a storybook.
She is the only historian of the Protoss, but rather than writing about the boring daily life of the Protoss, she prefers to write about life-and-death love stories.
In the human world, the story books written by Bei Mingjun are very popular.
However, in the eyes of the Gods and Immortals, such a talented person with world-wide knowledge only got the bad reputation of being a plaything and losing one's ambition.
It was also because of this that Elder Nian, who was revered by the two immortal clans, would either be so angry that he would blow his beard and stare at her every time he met her, or he would be so angry that he would run to the Yunxiao Palace to complain to her brother, the God King.
It's a pity that no matter how high-ranking and lawless she is, she has no choice but to deal with her brother who appears to be stern but is actually full of evil.
In view of the fact that there were too many people from the Immortal and Immortal Clan who disliked her, and in order to reduce the trouble that his own brother had to take time out of his busy schedule to scold her, Bei Ming was very considerate and took advantage of others unprepared to run away from home again.
In fact, it had been a long time since she last went down the mountain. If she didn't go to Jiuyi's bookstore again, the bookkeeper would probably announce to the public that Lord Beiming was dead.
With that bookstore girl's appearance as a businessman, it's not impossible to do it.
Walking quickly to the foot of the Fairy Mountain, Bei Ming bumped into the little fairy boy standing next to the ten sacred beasts guarding the mountain, his eyes wide open.
There are six tribes in the Qiye continent, and the two tribes of gods and immortals live next to each other. Buzhou Mountain where the gods live is slightly higher, followed by Kunlun where the immortals live. However, whether it is Buzhou or Kunlun, it is a place that humans, demons, ghosts, and monsters cannot set foot on.
land.
However, the human race has highly cultivated human cultivators, the demon race has powerful demons, the ghost race has great ghosts with extraordinary abilities, and the demon race has many evildoers who defy the heavens. Therefore, in order to safeguard the sanctity of Bu Zhou and Kunlun, the two immortals
The tribe spent huge amounts of divine power to not only set up a mountain guard formation at the entrance of Kunlun Mountain, but also sent ten ancient beasts to guard the gate every day.
For thousands of years, no one from the four tribes of humans, demons, ghosts, and demons has ever come to the two fairy mountains. The two fairy tribes were therefore very proud of themselves and boasted that no one dared to invade the blessed land of the fairy mountains.
.
But Bei Ming, who often hangs out elsewhere, knows very well that people, demons, ghosts, and monsters don't dare to come if they don't go to the fairy mountain, but they are too lazy to come.
In other words, the Immortal and Immortal clans think that the two mountains are a great place.
"Tch—" Bei Ming snorted disdainfully. Although she was a divine monarch, she really looked down on the behavior of divine monarchs and immortals, as if they were the most powerful among the six races.
The little fairy boy guarding the mountain heard the cold snort, turned around angrily, put his hands on his hips and cursed: "God Lord Beiming, why is it you again?!"
Beiming smiled and waved: "Xiaoxiao, look at what you said, I haven't been here for some days, how can you use another word for labor?"
These words made the little fairy child blush with anger: "Beiming Shenjun, do you still want shame? Three months ago, you just walked through the mountain gate, and just because you left the mountain gate, the little fairy was found guilty by the god king.
I went to clean Kunlun for three months, and I just got free yesterday!"
"So miserable?" Bei Ming couldn't help but sympathize with the little fairy boy, "Xiaoxiao, my brother has a very bad temper. Don't be the same as him."
"..." The little fairy boy was dumbfounded by Beiming's words, and his eyes, which were already so wide open, almost burst out of their sockets, "Shenjun Beiming, you are really——"
"What's wrong with me?"
The little fairy shook his head and was too lazy to talk to Beiming: "Xian doesn't want to talk nonsense with the Lord Beiming. In short, unless the fairy dies today, the fairy will never let the Lord Beiming pass through the mountain gate!"
"Eh?" Bei Ming scratched his head in annoyance, "I just want to go to the human world.
After playing for a few days, how can you be so exhausted that you are dying?"
The little fairy boy looked serious and replied loudly: "Back to Lord Beiming, there are rules in the mountain. Whether it is the god of Buzhou Mountain or the immortal of Kunlun, no one is allowed to leave the mountain unless necessary!"
"But it is very necessary for me to go out." She didn't want to be killed by an unscrupulous woman and let him make a fortune alone.
The little fairy boy saw Beiming taking it for granted, and his face was livid with anger: "God Lord Beiming, you are not like the other gods. You have the ability to be busy with human affairs. When you go to the human world, you only eat, drink, have fun, and fight and cause trouble. You can only destroy
The reputation of the gods is worthless!"
Bei Ming's smile faded and he looked slightly unhappy: "Xiaoxiao, don't just think that I have a good temper and don't understand the importance of what I say."
"Huh?" Little Fairy Boy laughed angrily, "Is it that Little Fairy does not care about the importance of his words, or is it that Lord Beiming never cares about the majesty of the gods?
Lord God, don’t forget that the last time you went to the human world, you pulled out the three green and yellow bamboo trees that the Demon Lord had managed to grow by the Nine Netherworld. The Demon Lord was so angry that he grabbed your collar and came to Buzhou Mountain to ***!”
"Well……"
Can you blame her for this?
Langfeng, where the demons live, is a rare good place on the Qiye continent. It has mountains and water. Not to mention growing bamboo, even if it is a precious peony, you can still survive if you plant it.
But the Demon Lord was crazy, insisting on getting along with the half-dead Jiuyou, wasting three hundred years in vain, saying that he wanted to turn Jiuyou into a paradise of pink flowers and green willows.
The cow was blown, but after three hundred years of hard work, Jiuyou, who had not grown a single blade of grass, asked him to make three green and yellow thin bamboos.
It's for the Demon Lord. If I hadn't seen him crying so pitifully, I wouldn't have been so compassionate and meddlesome."
The little fairy boy trembled all over and roared angrily: "Beiming Shenjun, the Demon Lord is crying with joy, not crying in pain!"
"Eh?"
The little fairy boy tugged his hair suddenly and explained through gritted teeth: "The Demon King has been planting bamboo for three hundred years, and when he sees the bamboo sprouting from the ground, do you think he is happy or not?"
Bei Ming tilted his head half-way, with a puzzled look on his face: "If you are happy, why are you crying?"
"..." The little fairy boy was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Worried that the little fairy boy would be furious, Bei Ming said very friendly: "Okay, you are right, Bendang. I will definitely apologize to the Demon Lord this time when I see him."
"Heh." The little fairy boy didn't answer, but just flicked his sleeves. When the divine power flew out from his sleeves, the ten divine beasts standing quietly in front of the mountain gate all raised their heads with angry eyes, "Beiming Shenjun, the little fairy said, today
Unless the little immortal dies, otherwise, don’t leave the house.”
"..." Bei Ming sighed helplessly, "Why is this so?"
As she spoke, her feet moved slightly, and it was not clear how she moved. However, after a moment, a restraining spell was affixed to the foreheads of the ten grinning mythical beasts and the brave little fairy boy.
Beiming chewed the dogtail grass in her mouth and walked forward. When she was about to rub shoulders with the little fairy boy, she patted the little fairy boy on the shoulder with approval: "With your qualifications, you dare to stop me.
It’s truly a commendable act of courage.”
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu""The little fairy boy glared unwillingly, as if he couldn't accept that Bei Ming had such ability.
"Alas..." Bei Ming sighed sadly, "Xiaoxiao, my qualifications are indeed mediocre. If I were to have a fight with the gods or immortals in the mountains with real swords and spears, I would definitely lose.
But when it comes to fighting with someone, why does it have to be so violent?
I am not good at wielding swords and spears, but I am quite good at learning talismans and formations. Otherwise, why do you think Elder Nian Yi is so persistent with me?"
"..."
There is only one Elder Nian Yi among the gods, but the total number of divine kings and immortals is at least millions. With so many gods and immortals, they all need the teachings of Elder Nian Yi. Even if he has the ability to reach heaven, he will still be too busy.
If she was really a good-for-nothing bastard, could Nian Yi be annoyed by her every day?
Of course it can't be done.
"As for the ten beasts guarding the mountain formation, it was improved by me to achieve the heaven-defying effect it has today, so you don't have to be too surprised."
"Ugh..." A tear slipped from the corner of the little fairy child's eyes. New
Seeing the despair in the little fairy boy's eyes, Bei Ming, who calls himself the Living Bodhisattva, added with a smile: "Relax, my cold-faced brother, although he is cold-hearted, he is good-looking. For the sake of his good reputation as the God King,
I won’t embarrass you too much, the most I’ll do is punish you by cleaning up Kunlun for a hundred years.”
The little fairy child burst into tears instantly.
"well……"
So, the rules of the two clans of gods and immortals are really bad. I don’t know why the gods couldn’t think of it. They had to turn Bu Zhou and Kunlun into prisons. Although the scenery in the cage is good, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it’s hard to see
Too much is boring.
Bei Ming walked away and waved his hands gracefully, then called Ma Liang, jumped up into the clouds.
The gods and immortals love to bring trouble upon themselves, and she really has nothing to do with it, but if they ask for trouble too, she won't do it!
As for whether her brother will go crazy again after he comes back, that doesn't matter. Anyway, no matter how cruel her brother is, can he still kill her? Thinking about it this way, Bei Ming's mood couldn't be better.
Beiming, who is sitting in the floating clouds, chuckles and holds his chin, where should we go first this time?
Langfeng can't go, the Demon Lord has lost his virginity, and if he sees her, she will shed her skin even if she doesn't die.
Then go to Chongquan?
Uh... I remembered the last time I drank with Ze Yu. I drank so much that I fell asleep for more than half a month, wasting a lot of fun. Although the wine Ze Yu made was really delicious, I couldn't get drunk every time.
Forget it, let’s go play in the human world. It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival right now, and the human world is the busiest time. When you’ve had enough fun, go to Jiuyi to submit your manuscript.
Having made up his mind, Bei Ming smacked his mouth and pointed his index finger directly in the direction of Zengcheng: "Brother Liang, take me and give you a good rub!"
Ma Liang twisted his butt and almost made Bei Ming fall into the clouds.