One day later, Taoyao packed all her money and prepared to go to Kunlun's highest mountain, Pinhen Mountain.
It is said that it is packed, but it is actually two books, one is not very important, "On the Self-cultivation of Spiritual Pets", and the other is very important, "Thirty-two Styles of Erotica".
Tao Yao stood on a hundred-story high-rise building, looking through the "Erotic Palace Pictures" with a smile, while silently swallowing her saliva, thinking that she and Shang Xian were the only two people on the mountain, wouldn't they be able to do whatever they wanted in the future?
"Junior Sister Tao." Suddenly, a cold call came from the void. Tao Yao was so frightened that her hands shook, and "The Thirty-two Styles of the Erotic Palace" fell to the ground.
The page that was spread out was painted with enchanting postures of people, which is really eye-catching.
Tao Yao immediately paused, sat down on the book, and waved to Lu Li with a smile: "Hi, Junior Brother Lu."
"Hmph." Lu Li hummed, very disdainfully.
Also, more than 100,000 disciples in Kunlun, ranging from the four senior brothers in charge to the younger disciples who have never seen Jing Shangxian for many years, all fanatically want to climb Mount Jihen and are often accompanied by the Shangxian.
Such a good thing happened to her, a young disciple who had only been on the mountain for a few days. Who wouldn't curse, "God is unfair?!"
In view of this, Taoyao felt that she should be magnanimous and tolerant, so even though Lu Li's face was as stiff as a corpse, Taoyao still maintained a friendly and friendly attitude: "Did Senior Brother Lu come here to congratulate you?"
"Congratulations -"
"Thank you, Junior Brother Lu, for congratulating me on my head. My head is not bad today."
"..." Lu Li lost his temper because of Tao Yao's fuss, and he said dryly, "Master Cen said that Junior Sister Tao doesn't know how to fly with a sword, let alone how to fly in the clouds, so Senior Brother asked me to send Junior Sister Tao off.
Banhen Mountain."
Tao Yao raised her butt slightly and hurriedly put the "Erotic Palace Picture" into her sleeves before slowly getting up.
In fact, the people in Kunlun are not bad. For example, the delicious Cen Fuzi, who eats what he eats, at least knows how to pay it forward, and the senior brother, although he has a bad temper, he has a good heart.
As a person who knows how to see the essence through phenomena, Taoyao feels that Kunlun Mountain is quite passable.
Seeing Tao Yao taking his time, Lu Li raised his eyebrows and said impatiently: "Junior sister Tao, if you don't want to go up the mountain today, then I will come and see you off some other time."
"Hey, who said I don't want to go up the mountain? Can't you see that I am in a hurry, in a hurry, in a hurry?"
Lu Li was too lazy to talk nonsense. His sleeves flew up, and a ribbon that looked so familiar that it made her waist hurt came out from under Lu Li's sleeves. Seeing that the ribbon was about to wrap around Tao Yao, Tao Yao dodged and dodged.
Every time she was tied up with this broken belt, a red mark would appear on her waist that would not go away for a few days.
It's just a red mark in the past, but now that I'm back at the Burning Hen Mountain, what if the Immortal is impatient, how ugly would it be when the two of them are honest with each other?
"Senior Brother Lu, this is my first time going up to the Mountain of Sin, could you please help me and save me more face?"
Lu Li smiled and put the ribbon back: "It seems that Junior Sister Tao is really not in a hurry to go up the mountain. In that case, I'll say goodbye."
How could she let him go? Taoyao stretched out her hand and grabbed Lu Li's belt with quick eyesight: "Senior Brother Lu, stay."
"...Taoyao, do you believe that I chopped off your hand!"
Do not believe.
"Senior Brother Lu, let me tell you the latest good news. Fifty years from now, Tumi Palace will open another arena and choose another Kunlun disciple to go to the Mountain of Burning Hen."
"Not interested in."
Are you not interested, or are you unable to become interested?
In this group competition, Lu Li was beaten very badly. Even now, he still has a bald scalp on the back of his head.
"Senior Brother Lu, what if I have a way to leak the final exam questions from Jing Shangxian to Senior Brother Lu in advance?"
"Shameless!"
ha?
"Yes, Senior Brother Lu is righteous and innocent, so Senior Brother Lu can only watch helplessly as a shameless person like me is always around the Immortal."
"..."
Tao Yao looked at Lu Li, knowing that he only scolded him fiercely, but in fact he was struggling in his heart. Therefore, she couldn't help but sigh to herself, lamenting that most people in life wanted to live for the sake of saving face and suffer the consequences.
It's so tiring to be a sanctimonious good person. It's better to live as a frank and true villain.
In life, as long as you are not committing crimes, harming good people, not sacrificing others' lives to yourself, and being a little shameless, you can still have something good~
"Senior Brother Lu, that's the Immortal of the Scenery! You have to know that now on Kunlun Mountain, there is only one Immortal of the Scenery who is still asking, if Senior Brother Lu still pursues cultivation, how can he not be tempted?"
"Even if I am tempted, I should walk and sit upright."
Tao Yao threw away Lu Li's belt in anger: "Senior Brother Lu, mortals still have their say, and soldiers never tire of deceit. I'm just asking you to make some small plans, and I'm not asking you to kill people and set fires. Why are you so pedantic!"
"..."
Seeing that Lu Li didn't take the bait, Taoyao waved her hand: "That's all, I don't want you to give it to me. I'm going to find a senior brother who is not pedantic to give it to me."
"Wait a minute."
"What?"
Lu Li lightly pinched his fingertips and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Kunlun Wonderland, hidden dragons and crouching tigers, with my ability, even if it takes another 500 years, I won't be able to enter the finals. If I can't enter the finals, there are exam questions, so what can I do?
?”
"Senior Brother Lu, are you a pig?"
Lu Li was furious: "Junior Sister Tao, you have been given the opportunity to go to the Mountain of Sin, but you are still at the bottom of the mountain at the moment. As a senior brother, I can still teach you a lesson!"
"Come on, am I afraid of you?" Taoyao raised her head and looked at Lu Li with a twitching look, "Why are you staring at me? I'm the one who's scolding you! Pig head!"
Yes, it is impossible for you to become one of the top ten in Kunlun within fifty years, but you have exam questions in hand, why can't you bribe a strong person to help you become one of the top ten?"
"What?"
"I said, fifty years from now, you can go find Senior Brother to cooperate. I will keep him and he can't wait to agree to it. As for the rules of the arena competition, I will go find Mr. Cen for you and wait until he has eaten ten or twenty pots of fish soup.
, I changed the singles to doubles in the arena competition."
Lu Li was stunned: "Can it still be... like this?"
Kunlun Wonderland, Kunlun Wonderland, are you raising immortals or pigs? Just take a look, a mountain of great cultivators are already not far away from empty heads.
"Senior Brother Lu, let's be sincere. Just tell me, do you want to go to the Mountain of Punishment, and do you want to be the apprentice of Jing Shangxian?"
"think!"
"Isn't that the end of it? Why do you have to do that thankless prudery!"
"..." Lu Li twisted his waist and murmured, "But in this case, I have to tell senior brother the test questions, so I still can't win?"
One moment Lu Li was being a prude, and the next moment he thought his cheating wasn't big enough. Well, she liked honest people like this.
"Senior Brother Lu, Senior Brother Lu, if there are only test questions, you may be able to prepare good answers in advance, but whether the answers are good or not, the examiner has the final say?
When the arena opens again, I have been with Jing Shangxian for fifty years. With my ability, how can I not make the Shangxian fall in love with me? When the time comes, I will put in a few kind words for Senior Brother Lu and ensure that you become the second Shangxian.
A disciple of Kunlun who has to be punished by Henshan."
"Bewitched?"
Tao Yao glared at Lu Li: "Is this the point?"
"Well……"
Tao Yao held up a lotus finger and asked delicately: "Or am I not beautiful or delicate enough?"
A minute later, Lu Li asked: "How do you want me to send you up the mountain?"
"To pull the wind, the ultimate pull the wind!"
"Brilliant?"
A world where no one even understands Lafeng is really lonely, so lonely...
"It means that when I go up there, it's best if the sky is filled with colorful auspicious clouds and the mountains can hear hundreds of birds paying homage to the phoenix."
"Heh." Lu Li sneered, "It can't be done."
Useless!
"Okay, I'll take a step back. I can accept the moment when I climb Mount Burning Hen, the sky is filled with flowers, and I float down like a fairy among the flowers.
Or you can transform into a unicorn with wings and a horn on its head that emits a dreamlike silver light, and then let me sit on the unicorn and slowly descend."
"What is a unicorn?"
"Senior Brother Lu, I think you are really not suitable to send me off. I'd better find someone else."
"Slow down—" Lu Li flicked his sleeves, and a snow-white tiger jumped out of the void, "I don't know what a unicorn is, but I have a white tiger spiritual pet, is that okay?"
"Roar--"
As soon as the tiger roared, Taoyao's legs trembled uncontrollably, although she was not afraid.
"Useless things!"
Who is speaking?
"It's just a white tiger that makes you tremble like this. Why should a weak monster like you be alive?"
It was the great demon phoenix girl in her body who was speaking.
"Little demon, give up your body and I will kill this white tiger immediately."
Tao Yao was angry: "Shut up!"
Even if she is a weak monster, so what? Since she survived, she has the right to continue living, and no one has the right to take it away!
Lu Li was irritable and asked impatiently: "Junior Sister Tao, what do you want?"
"I mean, if you think about it carefully, senior brother's flying sword is the most impressive."
"My flying sword is naturally stronger than the monster beast." Lu Li sneered and collected the white tiger.
Tiger, the king of beasts who commands a group of beasts, as a sand sculpture, is just a very weak existence in the jungle. She is instinctively afraid of the king of beasts.
This instinct made her very unhappy.
When she got to the Burning Hen Mountain, she had to wait for Jing Shangxian to give her a magic weapon. After all, she was the disciple of the strongest man in the world, and she couldn't lose face to her master when she went out.
In order to take care of Tao Yao, Lu Li deliberately stretched the flying sword to lengthen and widen it. However, even so, Tao Yao, who was standing on the flying sword, still felt stiff and did not dare to move.
At this time, it would be great to have a helicopter~
"Senior Brother Lu, I reluctantly accept that I can't use the cool unicorn as a mount, but why do you want to give me a tacky flower-filled sky? Otherwise, I feel that the deal I made with Senior Brother is not worthwhile.
"
"How many flowers do you want?"
“The more, the merrier.”
"Okay." After saying that, Lu Li kicked Tao Yao up the Mountain of Sin.
The moment Taoyao fell from the flying sword, Lu Li, who had already turned around and left, dropped a handful of broken flowers. Not only were there many flowers, but they were also of a very high quality. If she had to describe it, it would be similar to the local heavy rain that caused her to travel through time.
wonderful.
The suffocated Taoyao will look up from the flower grave. Before she can take a breath, she hears the immortal Jing Shang calling her: "Taoyao?"
"Cough cough cough——"
What she wants is the ultimate in style and romance, not the ultimate in embarrassment and comedy!
However, now that the matter has come to this, what else can be done?
Tao Yao gently raised the corners of her mouth, raised her hands to her temples, and asked with what she thought was the most touching smile: "Xichen, you came here specially to pick me up - Ah Xi -"
So cold!
Why is it so cold? It's as cold as falling into an ice cellar! This chapter has been completed!