If you want to force a fake god who is determined to live without grain to eat, how should you break it?
Alas... Tao Yao sighed deeply, pity her for being such a weak demon, there is only one way she can go.
“Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo …” The miserable cries started again, “Master, on the way from Yangchang Mountain to Kunlun, I have experienced countless narrow escapes. Those mortals, those who practice Taoism and those who do not. He yelled and killed others when he saw them, as if being a monster was a great sin and he should die immediately to be clean.
But Master is different. Not only did Master not look down on me, but he also protected me and stayed on the mountain, teaching me how to practice. Master has done so much for me, so I just thought that Master didn’t look down on me because I was a monster.
The master treats the disciple so well, and the disciple is unwilling to repay the favor. The disciple has the heart to express his love, but the master does not like the disciple, so the disciple retreats to the next best thing and invites the master to have a meal.
Master, of course this disciple knows that you have been fasting for thousands of years and do not need food or drink, but what I treat Master to eat is a meatball or a bite of fish? No, what I treat Master to eat is a piece of heart!
If Master truly regards his disciple as his disciple, he should swallow a piece of his heart."
"..."
Seeing that Shangxian was still struggling, Tao Yao asked again: "Or is it that Master, like all mortals, looks down on us demons and doesn't bother to taste the craftsmanship of demons?"
"Taoyao, no."
"Why not?"
Shangxian tilted his head and met Taoyao's eyes. At this moment, Shangxian's eyes were clear and clear.
"Taoyao, my master has never despised demons in the past, and will not despise demons in the future. I believe that among the six tribes in the Three Realms, none of them has the right to despise demons, and under the law of heaven, gods, immortals, humans, demons, demons and ghosts , all should be equal.”
Huh? She talks to him about herself, but he talks to her about the truth?
"So what Master means is that you are willing to eat hot pot with your disciple?"
"..."
Shangxian finally picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of fish, put it into his mouth, and swallowed it: "Taoyao, it's delicious."
Well, Shangxian loves to eat fish, but did he chew it and say it was delicious?!
No matter what, just be willing to eat.
"Master, try this again, it's also delicious." Tao Yao added dishes to the immortal while looking at the kettle filled with strong liquor again.
Wine, is it time to show up?
"Master, are you thirsty?"
"Um?"
"Hot pot is really delicious, but the taste is strong. You must drink water to relieve the greasiness." After saying that, Tao Yao poured a cup for the immortal, "Master, please drink water."
The immortal said without raising his eyebrows: "Taoyao, you are wrong."
"Have it?"
"This is wine."
"Absolutely impossible." Tao Yao pointed to the words on the pot with a smile, "Master, please look, this is the nectar specially given to me by Master Cen. The word "water" is written by Master himself. Master, could it be that Master is saying that Master has evil intentions? , lied to me by using wine as water?"
"..."
"Master, you can doubt me, but you should not doubt the Master. Otherwise, the Master will be very sad if he hears this."
Taoyao pushed the water cup in front of Shangxian.
"Taoyao, I don't drink alcohol as a teacher."
"Master, you've never drunk it, how can you be sure that this is wine and not water?" As she spoke, Taoyao gritted her teeth, poured herself a glass, and then took a sip, "Master, look, this is indeed water. .”
Ugh, where did this wine come from? It tastes so bad!
The Immortal remained motionless, his eyes filled with the wisdom that I know everything.
I really want to force it!
If she wants to have this ability, does she still need to drink wine? Can't she go straight to the point? So, if the immortal refuses to drink the water with one against a hundred, what should she do?
The immortal doesn't drink, she drinks!
Tao Yao poured herself another glass of wine, then gritted her teeth and drank it all. After finishing the drink, Tao Yao raised an innocent and painful face, and said firmly: "Master, I guarantee my personality, this is really worthy of my words."
It’s water! It’s water!”
Three seconds later, the smell of alcohol surged up and burned Tao Yao's forehead. She blinked and started to giggle: "Beauty, why don't you just refuse to be fooled? Besides, isn't wine better than water?"
The immortal put down his chopsticks and looked helpless: "Taoyao, you are drunk."
"Impossible. My beautiful master, you really don't know your disciple at all. When you miss me, you rely on drunkenness and dreams to find inspiration. After drinking, the wine can become like water. Besides, did I drink today?
I obviously only drank two glasses of water, how could I be drunk?"
"Master may have picked up the wrong pot and gave you the original liquid of wine."
What is the original liquid? Could it be——
"Alcohol?!" Tao Yao was startled and jumped up instantly. She said, how could this wine be so bad? He drank two glasses of pure alcohol with her?
"Damn Master, you dare to trick me, I will kill you -" Taoyao turned around, but before she could turn, her foot slipped and she fell backwards.
She didn't fall into the snow, but fell into a pair of warm arms.
Looking up, she saw the immortal's handsome face: "Beauty, you are so beautiful~"
The smell of alcohol makes the demon bolder. Tao Yao reaches out and touches Shangxian's cheek with her fingertips. It's so smooth~
"Beauty, look at the moonlight tonight, which is so beautiful. How dare you live up to the beautiful scenery that God has given you? Why don't you come with me to spend the spring night together? I promise that the beauty who wants to become a fairy will have a taste of being a fairy.
taste."
"Taoyao, my master said that I will not become a god."
He didn't want to, but she did - Taoyao decided to fight, but Shangxian moved faster. Shangxian picked up Taoyao and sent her back to the bedroom.
Lying on the warm quilt, Taoyao immediately understood that it turned out that her immortal did not like to be taken advantage of, but liked to take the initiative. No problem, she could cooperate: "Beauty, come on, ravage me to your heart's content!"
Its daybreak.
Nonsense, it can be dark and it can also be bright.
Is she asking why it's dawned again? No, she's asking, how many times has it dawned?! Damn it, what kind of wicked ghost took advantage of her to take advantage of her sleep?
She tried to remember, but her head hurt whenever her mind moved.
As I thought about it, it became dark again.
Tao Yao couldn't move, even though she was filled with resentment, she couldn't resist Zhou Gong's invitation and fell asleep.
In tonight's dream, there was no fire all over the sky, only a plane tree covering the sky and the sun. Huang Nu sat on a branch and smiled at her with unknown meaning.
"Little demon, how does that guy Xichen feel?"
"Huh?" What does this mean?
Could it be said that she had already had a frank relationship with the Immortal? So, after having sex with her, the Immortal cast a restraining spell on her and then ran away?
Damn it, the majestic Kunlun Immortal is actually a bastard who pulls up his pants and refuses to admit his fault! Why is he so anxious and refuses to admit his fault? Why can't he just enjoy it a few more times and then refuse to admit his fault?
"Alas..." Taoyao sighed.
Although being able to reach 10% of the cultivation level of an immortal would already make her so happy that she could fly, but she is a little demon with lofty ambitions. How can she be willing to be satisfied with only 10% of the cultivation level?
No, after the immobilizing curse is lifted, she must go to discuss it with the Immortal and have fun again for ninety times.
Huangnu's smile faded and she asked coldly: "Why, being able to kiss that guy Xichen isn't enough for you? Do you really think you can cook a meal with him?"
"What - what? Just a kiss?" In astonishment, her scattered consciousness came back a little, and Taoyao briefly remembered some details about that night of drinking wine and eating hot pot.
She remembered that Shangxian was hypocritical and refused to be fooled. In desperation, she drank two glasses of concentrated alcohol in a row, and then she became drunk. Then Shangxian personally carried her back to the bedroom.
Then, she invited the immortal to sleep with her, and then...
Can not remember.
She couldn't remember it, but wasn't there a melon-eating monster in front of her?
"Huang Nu, have I taken off my clothes?"
"..." Huang Nu was stunned, "Little demon, what do you want to ask me?"
"Didn't you take it off?" Was she so useless when she was drunk? She didn't even remember to take off her clothes first? Taoyao beat her chest angrily.
"Take it off."
"ha?"
"Well, take it off."
"Really taking it off?"
Huangnu smiled disdainfully and glanced from Taoyao's head to her feet: "Little demon, you don't even know what kind of virtue you are, but a young child dares to have such shameless thoughts, I will be ashamed for you."
"Huh?" Taoyao raised her chest, "What's wrong with me?"
"You're flat-chested!"
Taoyao gritted her teeth: "Miss Huangnu, do you know what flat chest is?"
"if not?"
"My name is Little Lotus. It's time for me to show off my sharp horns. It's the best time to pick them up when I'm facing the immortals and other old gods."
Huang Nu laughed heartily, "Hahaha... Little demon, little demon, if this is really the case, wouldn't you be even more shameless? You are already hooking up like this, and you can't even make Xichen fall in love with you. How sad!"
Meow!
"I don't believe it!" Huangnu must have been anxious when she saw that she was teasing the Immortal. She deliberately lied to her and wanted to make her feel unstable. Unfortunately, she was smart and would never be fooled.
"Miss Huangnu, I know you don't want to see me receiving Master's affection. In fact, you were there when Master showed affection to me. I don't mind if you treat yourself as mine and feel it secretly for a while."
"Little demon, you are looking for death!" Huangnu was furious and jumped off the branch. The moment the sycamore tree disappeared, the familiar fire rolled towards Taoyao, "I am a mighty master in the demon world, I can't deceive such a pitiful little demon like you.
?
I tell you that Xichen is not only indifferent to you, but also puts on your clothes very calmly, which shows that you are like a piece of wood or a stone to him."
"impossible."
"If not, how do you explain it?"
"Uh... it's very simple. It's not like being an immortal."
"...Ahahaha..." Huang Nu was staggering with laughter again, "That's a good explanation, good, haha..."
To put it this way, what should she do if she really can't do it?
Find a different hookup partner?
In Qiye Continent, all the best cultivators are in Kunlun Wonderland, and there are more than 100,000 cultivators in Kunlun Wonderland. The only ones who have the ability to stand out among the others are the four senior brothers in charge and an old foodie.
Uh... The eldest brother is ordinary-looking and has a bad temper. If she dares to hook up with him, she may have to be sent to be reborn by him.
The second senior brother is pretty good-looking, especially his peach blossom eyes, which are quite attractive. However, the second senior brother may seem gentle, but in fact his mind is unpredictable. For someone who is not easy to control, choose carefully.
The third senior brother was left, and he looked more like a girl than a girl. If she wanted to hook up with him, there was no other possibility besides becoming good sisters. As for the fourth senior brother, he looked like a straight man, very boring.
As for that old guy...
What are you thinking?!
Mrs. Cen has an immortal demeanor and is full of righteousness. How could she have any blasphemous thoughts towards such a fairy-like figure? What a sin, what a sin.
Do we really need to replace someone? This chapter has been completed!