The Immortal is back, and all the days spent on Burning Hen Mountain have meaning again.
As daybreak approached, Taoyao jumped down from her bed excitedly.
When Shangxian was away for more than a month, besides being a cook every day, she was thinking about how to better hook up with Shangxian. She worked hard to sum up the failure of the last hot pot feast, and came up with a very reliable idea.
The conclusion of the spectrum.
That is, there is insufficient internal strength and insufficient external strength.
The so-called lack of internal strength means that Tao Yao alone is not enough to make Shangxian lose his mind, abandon his pure heart, and stir up earthly fire towards her.
The so-called insufficient external force refers to the fact that alcohol alone, a useless thing that can only blur the mind but cannot stimulate the body, is not enough.
Therefore, for the upcoming second hookup, she made a more detailed and reliable plan than before. She was confident that she could capture the immortal in one fell swoop this time.
Half an hour after getting up, Tao Yao quietly touched the corner of Pinhen Mountain, took Jianmu and went to Siwei Mountain.
From a distance, she saw Mr. Cen lying sickly beside a shallow stream. The hook he was accustomed to use for fishing lay crookedly in the grass beside the stream.
"Hey, Master, instead of fishing today, you're fishing for toads instead?"
The master jumped like a carp and jumped up in surprise: "Little fellow Taoist, are you here?"
"it's me."
"When the Immortal returns to the mountain, if you are not in the mountains, why do you have time to see me, a bad old man?"
Taoyao smiled sweetly: "Master, are you jealous?"
The master shook his head arrogantly: "That's not the case."
"Yes, to Master, I am just a cook after all."
"Eh?" The Master was so frightened that he covered his clothes and took two steps back, "Fellow Taoist, you don't think you have any hope of hooking up with an immortal, so you plan to settle for the next best thing and hook up with a bad old man like me, right? Friend Taoist, I tell you clearly, although
I am a bad old man, but I am also a bad old man with pursuits."
Tao Yao's eyelids twitched, damn, she shouldn't talk nonsense with the old guy.
Tao Yao curled her lips and revealed the small soup cup hidden in her sleeve.
During the last hot pot banquet, when she cheated the master of wine, she had promised to make a Buddha jump over the wall, and then go to Xianli Mountain. She cooked for the master every day, and the master was so forgetful that he didn't even remember that the Buddha jumped over the wall this time.
thing.
Master didn't remember, but Taoyao did.
The Buddha Jumping Over the Wall in her hands had just been cooked before she went down the mountain. At this moment, the soup was still hot.
She gently opened the lid, and the strong fragrance turned into a stream of white smoke, which slowly slipped into the master's nose. The master narrowed his eyes in enjoyment, and large drops of saliva dripped uncontrollably from the corners of his mouth.
The master didn't bother to wipe his mouth. He just stared at the soup cup in Taoyao's hand: "Little fellow Taoist, what good thing are you holding in your hand?"
Tao Yao smiled without saying a word and stuffed the lid back.
The fragrance dissipates instantly.
The master was anxious: "Little fellow Taoist, don't cover it, let me smell it again."
"fragrant?"
The Master licked his lips: "Not only does it smell good, it smells amazing!"
"Want to eat?"
"Think about it-"
"There is a condition."
The Master paused anxiously. He looked at the soup cup in Taoyao's hand, then at Taoyao, then at the soup cup, then at Taoyao again, and then he gently tore open the skirt of his clothes.
, made up his mind and said: "Come on."
"ha?"
"Chastity and sincerity are valuable, and Taoism is more valuable. If it is not because of delicious food, both can be thrown away."
"..." The mud-throwing horse——
As a young girl, the reason why she was forced to hook up with an old god of unknown age was because the old god was beautiful and strong?
As a result, when she arrived at Master Cen's place, she became as colorful as any human being, ha!
"Old man, I'm warning you, you'd better retract your words, otherwise, even if I feed the fish today, I won't let you eat it!"
"What?"
Tao Yao's eyes were solemn and she looked at Master Cen up and down with disdain: "Master, as a disciple, I kindly advise you to look in the mirror more often when you are fine.
It's not your fault that you're old, it's all human beings, and we all get old. But as a capable cultivator whose life is indefinite, it's your fault that you become ugly and shameful when you get old."
"..."
"Also, as for me, although I am not beautiful, my style is very beautiful. Let alone you, even the four senior brothers in charge are just mediocre in my eyes. It's only because you don't know that you can say this.
With these shameless words, you actually think that there is a slight possibility that I may fall in love with you. You are really stupid."
The master glared at Taoyao.
Would Taoyao be afraid of being stared at by her master?
She smiled and opened the lid of the soup cup, fanned her fingertips slightly, and the aroma floated into the master's nose again: "Things like thick soup are delicious when they are hot, but smell fishy when they are cold. As a gourmet expert, the master
People, of course, understand it very well."
Sure enough, the angry master immediately shifted his gaze, and his whole body and mind were focused on the Buddha jumping on the wall.
What Poshu said makes sense. If you are a foodie, you only need food.
The master smiled, rubbed his hands and asked, "What do you want, my little fellow Taoist? But do you want me to tie up the Immortal for you and let you do whatever you want?"
"Eh?" Taoyao was a little surprised. Did she misjudge the master's cultivation level? Could it be that in Kunlun Wonderland, the master was the unfathomable sweeping monk?
"Master, can you do it?"
"It can't be done."
"..."
The Master hurriedly added: "Although I don't have the ability to tie you to the Immortal, I can do everything else."
"Then please help me pluck the sun from the sky, Master. I want to give it to the Immortal."
"..."
Let you brag!
The master was so angry that he stamped his feet, "My little fellow Taoist, Danqiu didn't blame you for the golden arowana thing. On the contrary, I, the master, have lost all my face. Is it possible that you are still angry like this and don't want to make fun of me?"
Tao Yao smiled and then said the purpose: "Okay, I don't want the sun, I just want a pill."
The master breathed a sigh of relief: "If you want the elixir, you should have told me earlier. Our Kunlun Mountain pharmacists don't have one thousand, but they have nine hundred. No matter what elixir you want, I can find it for you."
"really?"
"nonsense."
"I want a pill that can make a man a man again."
"Ha... cough, cough, cough -" The master coughed violently, "What kind of elixir do you want, my little fellow Taoist?"
"A wonderful elixir that can make even a deity who has given up all his emotions and desires an irresistible desire to become a real man again."
The master held up his astonished chin and asked softly: "Is it for the immortal to eat?"
"Do you want to take care of it?" Although she may not be able to become a fairy, she can't make it known everywhere.
She didn't say anything, but the Master understood very clearly. He asked: "Shangxian——No?!"
It's not necessarily impossible, but nothing can be done.
Three minutes later, the master covered his lips and suppressed a proud laugh: "Hehehe... the immortal is actually not good enough - hehehe..."
What does this old thing mean?
Wouldn't it make him happy to be an immortal?
"My little fellow Taoist, look at it, so everything should not be taken at face value. Although the Immortal is handsome, he is of no use. It is not as good as me, an old man who grows stronger as he grows older."
"..."
This is all a mess...
Did she say that going to immortality is no longer possible?
"Master Cen, the soup is almost cold, can we stop talking nonsense? You give me the elixir, and I will give you Buddha Jumping Over the Wall. Remember, I want the best—"
Before she finished speaking, the master had already taken out a round pill from his sleeve.
Tao Yao was stunned: "You also carry this kind of thing with you?"
The Master rolled up his sleeves and stroked his long beard very elegantly: "I have no other hobbies except eating, drinking, whoring and gambling."
How could he say such words in a proud tone?!
No, she should ask, what kind of Kunlun cultivator is this?
This is simply a slut in the world!
but--
"Master, have you actually reached the point where you need to bring your own elixirs with you?"
"..."
Haha, I am still getting older and stronger, I have never seen anyone slap himself in the mouth so quickly.
Red clouds instantly covered Master's face, and he threw the elixir to Taoyao in embarrassment: "I'll give you the elixir. If Buddha jumps over the wall, give it to me. Then you can go back."
go back?
How can I leave without inspecting the goods?
"Master, the good wine you gave me last time was really a bit of a scam, so this time, I decided to be a little more cautious. When I am sure that the elixir works, it will not be too late to give it to you."
The master was so frightened that he took two steps back and grabbed the hem of his clothes tightly, with a noble look on his face that no one could violate. "Young fellow Taoist, you can't try this thing indiscriminately."
"..." Meow!
However, it seems that you can't try it randomly.
In this place, apart from the Master, she is the only one. She can't eat, and she can't let the Master eat. If the Master gets involved, won't she suffer?
For a moment, Taoyao didn't know what to do. At this moment, a figure flashed from the corner of her eyes. When she looked closely, it was Lu Li from Siwei Mountain.
Tao Yao immediately waved her hand: "Junior Brother Lu, Master Cen calls you——"
When Lu Li rushed over, Tao Yao nodded towards Master Cen. Although Master Cen was shocked, the moment Lu Li arrived, he took out a round pill from his sleeve without hesitation and stuffed it into Lu Li's mouth.
Lu Li was shocked, but things happened so fast, completely beyond his expectation.
When he swallowed the pill and wanted to ask what he had eaten, his face suddenly turned red and his eyes were blurred. His usually clear eyes became like a wolf and a tiger, and his eyes finally stopped at
On Taoyao.
It is not advisable to stay here for a long time.
Master Cen quickly threw out a restraining charm and threw Lu Li, who was about to transform, into a small stream.
Taoyao immediately gave the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall to the Master: "The medicine is good."
"That is."
Tao Yao, who wanted to escape, looked at Lu Li who was suffering from pain in the river, and couldn't help but ask: "Master, please ask, is there any solution to this medicine?"
"Yes, I have."
It's good to have it.
"The joy of fish and water."
"..." Tao Yao sighed sadly, for Lu Li who was devoted to the Tao but might not be able to keep his chastity, "Master, how can you be willing to destroy a disciple like Junior Brother Lu who sincerely asks questions?!"
"Huh?" The master was dumbfounded.
Tao Yao patted the master on the shoulder sympathetically: "Old man, old man, don't forget that you are the master of the school. You can't do anything like cheating students."
"..." Mr. Cen waved Tao Yao away and was so angry that he was shaking all over, "You asked me to stuff the medicine, how can it be my fault?"
"Did I say that?"
"..."
"Master, cheating on your disciples is already very bad. If you don't admit that cheating on your disciples is just adding to the evil, I only hope that when Junior Brother Lu wakes up, he can be generous and forgive you, Master."
"grass--"
In the stream, Lu Li was frozen, and he somehow summoned his spiritual pet white tiger. He could only hear Lu Li yelling at the white tiger: "Come and touch me——" This chapter has been completed!