Chapter 1: You always have to pay back if you come out to fool around
My name is Zhao Wuji.
I used to be a good person.
I thought I could meet good women without clubbing or disco dancing, but in the end I couldn’t even meet women.
Later, when I was young and energetic, I embarked on a road of no return and became addicted to Brother Haonan. Because he was ruthless, righteous and had many brothers, in just three days I was cremated in a funeral parlor in Aicheng District.
A person lying in the field successfully won a large pension for my parents...
When I woke up again, I was in a very strange world.
This world is different from the modernization of the earth. The environment here is more like ancient China, surrounded by stilted buildings and long-haired people wearing loose clothes and long sleeves. Both men and women have long hair.
And I have stayed here for five years.
……
Qingkui City.
The stupid sun is mercilessly scorching the earth.
The wide street side.
A beggar with a shaggy beard and long dirty hair, holding a broken bowl, used vocabulary that was incompatible with both the people and the environment around him, and trembling with coldness shouted: "Well done, brothers and sisters, labor and management
He hasn’t eaten for three days..."
At this moment, he looks very much like Su Qier played by Xing Ye!
Look, this is the elegance in your bones. You still have the dignity in your bones if you want to be a good person! You can be useless as a person, but you must not be "elegant"!
There is no doubt that this elegant "beggar" is the Zao Wou-Ki who has lived through the past five years!
With that sparse beard, depressed eyes, messy hair, and that extremely elegant cross-legged sitting posture, no matter how homeless the man becomes, the unique charm exuding from his body cannot be concealed.
Of!
Five years, five years...
He relied on this unique charm to survive, and there was a Chunyang Tower next to him! There were many beautiful ancient ladies in it!
Ahem...
He works part-time as a beggar during the day and does serious business at night. In the past five years, his dark circles under his eyes have become as long as those of the king in the anime called Under One Person!
"Xiao Zhao, come to life~"
A woman's voice suddenly sounded. On the pavilion, a beautiful girl with heavy makeup poked her head out, and on the street below was the figure of Zhao Wuji.
Zhao Wuji heard it, but at this moment he glanced at the woman coldly and arrogantly and ignored her. He looked at Fangtianse with his depressed eyes, and then he turned back to the girl and said: "Pomegranate
Sister, although I am a stranger, I am like jade, my son is unparalleled in the world, and my life is even more outstanding, but there is no need for you to be so impatient, right? You still ask me to shout so loudly, a beggar has no face? The sun is not setting, now.
Orders will not be accepted."
The last few words are a bit tough.
"Uh huh huh~" The woman upstairs immediately covered her mouth and smiled when she heard the sound, and then stretched out three fingers: "Hey, the commission is tripled! Tips are not included!"
"Next time, just get to the point!" Upon hearing this, the arrogant and somewhat sophistic Zhao Wuji pretended to be calm and indignant in his excitement, and then stood up gracefully, treating what he said earlier as a fart.
Hahaha, it seems that he is working hard to survive in this strange world~
Inside Chunyang Building.
Zhao Wuji, dressed in rags, walked in and was incompatible with those playboys and dignitaries, but no one pointed at him.
Because he is a celebrity in Qingkui City: There is a beggar in Chunyang Tower, and he has not changed his position in five years!
The most famous thing is that he is very popular with the girls in Chunyang Tower!
In the room.
"Sister Pomegranate, tell me, what do you want me to do?" Zhao Wuji said.
"I'm glad you got it. Today we have a new guest in Chunyang Building who needs your special massage." Sister Pomegranate has a slightly baby fat figure. If she doesn't wear heavy makeup, her facial features are actually very regular.
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"Guests? Aren't they the fairy sisters in your building? To outsiders, my fees are very high." The unshaven Zhao Wuji spread his hands with a hint of ruffianism: "Are you sure this guest can afford to pay three times the price?
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"Look what you are saying. She is the daughter of the Zhao family, one of the three major families in Qingkui City." Sister Shiliu rolled her eyes while holding a round cattail leaf fan.
"Female?" Zhao Wuji was stunned and said, "I was shocked and thought it was a man..."
"Uh huh huh~ Otherwise, why would I have said something different just now?" Sister Shiliu pursed her lips and smiled, then expressed her helplessness and said: "Your massage technique is so good, now the whole city knows that I am downstairs in Chunyang.
There is a little beggar who knows how to massage!"
"..." Zhao Wuji blushed a little when he heard this.
In fact, these massage techniques are all because he went to bathing centers a lot in his previous life. Practice makes perfect! Thai, Chinese, ancient...
In short, there are endless tricks, so if you want to see them, pay more!
"Xiao Zhao, you should have made a lot of money in the past five years. Why are you still wearing such shabby clothes? It is the winter season. Why don't you buy something thicker? You are not a monk with spiritual energy." Sister Pomegranate.
Like a big sister, Xiao Zhao is slightly resentful that she can't even take care of herself: "My sister said I would give you new clothes, but you are as stubborn as a donkey and want to kill me! Tell me, what's going on with you?"
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In fact, it's not that Zao Wuji doesn't want it, it's that he knows how to take advantage of other people's hands and take advantage of other people's soft lips. He doesn't want to trouble others and doesn't want to owe anyone a favor.
"I want to leave Qingkui City and the Yan Kingdom." Zhao Wuji's eyes suddenly became clear. Five years later, looking at Sister Shiliu who was like his own relative in front of him, he actually felt a little emotional. He confided his feelings and walked to
Looking at the sky outside from the lattice window: "I want to practice and compete with those geniuses in the north for the avenue of heaven and earth."
For five years, he seemed to be in a state of confusion with no hope for anything. In fact, five years was enough for him to understand this strange world.
He was surprised to find that this world was not very similar to the world view in a novel he saw, it was exactly the same! The name of the novel was "Shading the Sky"!
He didn't believe it at first, but then he thought about it, my soul's time travel could happen to me. It seems that there is nothing impossible in this world that covers the sky?
Moreover, every cause must have its effect. Zhetian was the online novel he had read most carefully. He remembered that when he saw Emperor Jinwu being so angry with Ye Fan that death was the only way out, he followed Jinwu and cursed Emperor Ye Tian... Therefore, he firmly believed that when he traveled through time, he would not just live to be a hundred years old and then be a deadbeat. The God who sells plasters must have an extraordinary mission for him to come here!
With this fantasy in mind, he has been looking for a "gold finger", that is, a plug-in, a system, etc. for five years. However, from the age of sixteen to now twenty-one years old, there is still no plug-in or system for him.
Give orders.
After five years of accumulation, he kept saving money. In fact, he wanted to leave this city, leave the vast Yan Kingdom, and practice in the immortal sects outside the circle of Yan Kingdom!
He thought, if other people's time travels are either systems or plug-ins, and there are some other main god spaces in their heads, but his golden finger has not appeared for a long time, is it possible that he has a powerful physique? If so, this can be regarded as a
Grow a golden finger!
And in this mortal world, there are no monks with great power who can understand one’s own physique!
"Xiao Zhao, are you serious?" Sister Shiliu looked at this big boy who suddenly became serious, and she felt a little emotional, with a little reluctance in her eyes.