"Oh, I'm here to attend class. Did you sleep well yesterday?"
"What you want to ask about is sleep quality or sleep environment?"
"Of course it's the sleeping environment."
Li Zexin said, "Princess, you don't know that a boy's dormitory that is relatively clean, has no stinky shoes, smelly socks, and at most still has the smell of hot pot from eating hot pot two days ago, suddenly moves in with three girls, don't you know?"
It's like stuffing a circle of lilies. But these three girls don't care yet, and one of them is still fighting to sleep with one of the men.
If this is revealed,
And the fact is, many people know this...
Yan Xin put her hands on her hips and smiled coquettishly. Li Ze silently watched her dress soaked through and looked so gorgeous. He couldn't help but feel sad for Hart who was so drunk that he collapsed on the ground.
"I sleep with three beauties, and the whole room is filled with fragrance. This must be my first time in such an environment, right? It's good to sleep, right?" Yan Xin clenched his chin.
Li Ze glanced at it.
Poor Hart, because he was unconscious after drinking, he was asked to teach today at the price of a hot pot meal. Female Qiao Feng defeated Hong Qigong, but in fact female Qiao Feng leaked while drinking, and the unfair duel made
Qiao Feng's whole body was covered in alcohol, while Hong Qigong was as close to alcohol poisoning as if he had drank several kilograms of Ecstasy. Unfortunately, Hart didn't understand yet and always thought that Yan Xin's drinking capacity was huge.
"Don't you think it's uncomfortable to suddenly sleep under the sound of snoring?" Li Ze said in a deep voice.
"Don't Qingyue also snore? It's just a low voice." Yan Xin smoothed things over, "There are many reasons for snoring, including disease, medication, and physical reasons, such as enlarged tonsils and thick tongue base. Some people also say
It’s the sleeping position. Sleeping on your side is often the least likely to snore, while sleeping on your back is the most likely to snore.”
"I don't really want to discuss the causes of snoring with you," Li Ze said.
"Anyway, you will have to live surrounded by three beauties for a month. We have already made a reservation to eat chicken in sour soup tonight." Yan Xin opened the book that was completely inconsistent with this class and flipped through two pages at random, "
You have a certain smell of immortality, is it because of those artificial dragons?"
Li Ze suddenly became alarmed. Yan Xin was just a student who had dropped out of school. How could he know such a high-level secret?
"I am S-level. I have supreme rights in this academy. I can learn many things through Emma. She is a good girl." Yan Xin did not realize that she had walked into Li Ze's family at all.
Vulnerability, vulnerability will make the other person sad, but she talks about herself.
Li Ze sighed: "What do you know?"
"Okay, my students, let's go to class...Classmate Li Ze, I don't think that if you take the place of classmate Hart, I won't have to mark him as absent from class. If he wants to complete his credits, let him
Ask for leave yourself instead of hiring someone to teach for you." The professor on the stage was straightforward.
"We are here to take advantage of the class." Yan Xin raised his hand to signal.
"Then it sounds good."
"Got it."
"I will give you homework today. You two don't need to complete it. If you want to do it, I will be happy to correct your homework."
The professor was obviously very excited. Although I didn’t know what he was excited about, I always felt that he was a person who was not very good in class... Maybe he was knowledgeable but could not teach. Many people started to fall asleep.
Li Ze had a lot of black marks on his head. He had to admit that Yan Xin's social skills were outstanding and could be described as a "social terrorist". If someone played a song on the stage now, he might rush up and dance.
"I want to know you, at least I want to know what kind of man the man in the same dormitory with me is like." Yan Xin lowered his voice.
"What the hell, we are the owners, that dormitory is the joint property of Hart and I, and you are the aggressors. Don't make it sound like we are the ladies picking up guests, and you are the prostitutes who come to pay you." Li Ze said in a stern tone.
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"That's another way of saying it. I want to know what kind of person the boy sleeping under my bed is. If he is a thief, I don't mind. After all, I don't believe you can steal many things from me, but if he is a perverted pervert,
, I have to be on guard anytime and anywhere. I am also afraid that one day when I wake up and open the cup, a strange man will lie on me. Maybe one day I will find that I have lost a lot of underwear and have all been replaced by lace suspenders.
." Yan Xin sighed and said in an old-fashioned way, "This kind of thing happens all the time."
Li Ze cleared his throat and said awkwardly: "Your past deeds are quite rich."
"It's not very rich, it's just that she's too beautiful. I can't help it." Yan Xin smoothed her hair and puffed up her chest proudly.
She does have capital. As for the impossible joke, it’s hard to speculate on whether it’s true or not.
Last night was the first time that Li Ze saw Yan Xin drinking. She shouldn't be a bad drinker, but the little witch was very naughty. Her crystal skin gradually turned red due to drinking, and finally her whole body turned into a warm pink color. Her whole body
She wasn't drunk, but she was smiling so beautifully that people couldn't look away.
Yan Xin is actually a very vigilant person, just like a cat.
Every time a cat comes to a new place, it will wander around in the huge space and smell it. After getting familiar with everything, it will decide that this is its safe place. Sometimes it is under the bed, sometimes in a cardboard box, and of course, some
Sometimes it’s in the arms of its owner. But you can’t tell what a cat’s definition of safety is, just like you can’t explain what a cat’s understanding of its owner is.
Maybe it depends on personality, maybe it depends on age.
Yan Xin is indeed a social person, but overall it seems that she will be like a radar to eliminate dangers before socializing.
There is no doubt that Yan Xin feels that their dormitory is very safe, and there was only one person awake in the dormitory last night, and that was Li Ze.
Qingyue also drank alcohol, and her ability to decompose alcohol was very poor, so she went to bed early. The same goes for Mary. Logically speaking, her bloodline gives her the ability to be ineffective even with highly toxic cyanide, but it seems that a person only needs
Once you develop a sense of security, you will temporarily ignore everything around you.
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But a cat-like girl thought it was okay to have a skin-to-skin relationship with him. He was sleeping on the bed, and the cat-like girl lay beside him. Her breath was like blue, and the smell of wine was floating in her mouth.
Li Ze is what Loeb Tang Hao calls a saint with no evil heart or courage.
He turned his eyes slightly and could see the girl's white body, the sling that slipped from the shoulders, and the fluffy pajamas that made the whole body looming. But he didn't even think about moving his eyes back and continued to be in a daze. It took him a while to realize that he was
He was such a gentleman. Later, because Yan Xin felt too hot with four or five cats surrounding him, he got up and picked up Yan Xin and tiptoed her back to bed.
"Actually, you can do something to me. After all, I'm drunk. As long as it's not too outrageous, I won't notice." Yan Xin lay on the book, tilting his head and smiling softly as if it was still last night. p>
"I think I'm still a good guy." Li Ze took out two lollipops from his pocket and handed one to Yan Xin, "You shouldn't be scolded for eating in college."
"I'll trade you for that lychee-flavored one."
"I don't like orange flavor."
"It's too late." Yan Xin snatched the translucent lollipop peeled off by Li Ze and put it into his mouth. "I felt uncomfortable drinking last night. That guy Blow is worthy of being a Russian. He couldn't even blow four bottles."
No, I strode back to the dormitory energetically."
"How much do you know about the virus?" Li Ze asked helplessly.
"Just a little bit." Yan Xin said lightly, "When a mixed-race species is infected with the virus, it will lose its own bloodline like AIDS, while a biological infection of non-mixed-race species will be like cancer."
"Cancer? Isn't it a biochemical virus like the G virus?"
"You can make fun of things in movies and games, but if you explain them in real terms, wouldn't cancer cells be more like them?" Yan Xin smiled, "Cancer cells are mutated cells that are different from normal cells.
It has three characteristics: unlimited proliferation, transformation and easy transfer. There is a hypothesis in the biological world that if the successful use of cancer cells can lead to immortality in human body functions? Isn't this similar to what happened in Eastern Siberia and Japan? Evolution into
The half-finished dragon species becomes a special kind of 'shou', and then it will neither die nor grow old."