During the two-hour journey, the man’s goal post was holding a bottle of wine and the red dress beside him, having a few drinks, lying in the arms of the beauty, feeling the body temperature, enjoying the fireworks show together, and taking some secret photos with his mobile phone.
as wallpaper.
But he went from frightened to surprised to terrified.
Life is like this. I worry about new things every day. I always want to live happily in the present, but I find that if I live in the present, I may be so angry that I have a cerebral thrombosis the next day.
In fact, Li Ze didn't like that agreement very much, and it made him feel as if he would never see each other again, but like a fool who had been hit by five million, he was speechless for a while... and was sent back by Bu Shuchang
In the dormitory, I stood at the door in a daze, and the room was so charming.
Li Ze's face turned red with embarrassment. At this moment, there was a slut sitting in the dormitory, and sitting next to the slut was a beautiful woman who was already so hot that she started to take off her clothes. It was obviously not a pleasant thing for him...
I obviously discussed this matter with Sao Bao, but I didn’t expect that everything Sao Bao said was true.
He really brought the girl to the dormitory.
"You are great!" the beauty said to Hart. Not only was Hart covered in lumps, but Li Ze was also numb all over.
Hart and the beauty hugged each other and stood up together to admire the Megatron... If they were given a scene of the sea breeze blowing, they would be imitating Jack and Rose's Titanic look. Li Ze felt jealous when he saw them. He wanted to go to the cafeteria and order a steamed dumpling and eat it with this bowl of vinegar: How could they be Jack and Rose? Their smug faces were exactly like those in Solitaire.
"k" and "q", he is ready to be the "j" and kill the master directly with a sword.
"Cough~hum!" Li Ze raised his voice.
"Hey, my junior brother, are you back?" Hart blew out a smoke ring, and put red and pink lipstick on his lips... How can he be Elvis Presley, Michael and The Mask?
The combination of the dance troupe is obviously customers who have just come out of Tokyo's Kabukicho.
"Ugh!" The beauty suddenly fell to the ground and vomited.
A sour odor instantly filled the whole house. It started snowing again outside. In order to keep warm, I turned on the heater and closed the windows. Unexpectedly, it became a precursor to a disaster.
Hart shook his head and read out the prepared lines slowly: "How shameless Caitlin. She is so drunk with just two bottles of white wine, half a glass of red wine and a bottle of beer."
"Hey, hey, senior brother, you can't drink wine together like this!" Li Ze's face turned green, "A girl drinks like a big man. If something happens, it will be hard for you and me to explain."
"What's hard to explain? She is a man who once drank two kilograms of Laobaigan." Hart waved to Li Ze, "Come here, let's move her back to the dormitory together."
Li Ze did as he was told.
I have to say that Caitlin is really good-looking. After Hart's explanation, she is a girl from Ukraine. Her whole body exudes the smell of perfume and hormones, but the turkey vomit on the corner of her mouth is a bit off. It took half a toss.
For an hour, I took off my clothes and covered myself with quilts before reluctantly returning to my dormitory.
Li Ze cleaned in disgust, while Hart sat leisurely and smiled: "So, it was the president who took you away? Hey, the boy in our dormitory has grown up and turned into a man. Have you taken off your clothes?
How far has it progressed?"
"Do you think I look like you? My lips are almost like a rainbow." Li Ze almost carried it in one breath.
"Let's calm down for a moment. Lipstick in rainbow colors. This is Elvis Presley's reward for stealing the lips of a girl's dance partner. Then I was slapped several times." Hart took off his leather shoes and lay down comfortably.
, "Something happened in London. It's impossible for the president not to go this time... Did you persuade her?"
"How do you know?" Li Ze didn't know if he liked Bu Shuchang. He only knew that he was feeling very disappointed now. His heart was like a mess filled with weeds. His beautiful body in a bikini was being chewed up and torn apart.
Then he never saw that smile again... He told himself not to think about it, but he couldn't help but think about it, but he couldn't think of anything.
Hart patted him on the shoulder, "As your senior brother, you can tell what you think about the president at a glance. You have already thought about the words, but when you meet the president
People who are always stammering, blushing and thick-necked, you can tell the truth. I even want to take you to Las Vegas to have a try and build up your courage."
According to Hart's description, Li Ze felt ashamed again when he thought of his useless appearance, "What do you think we should do, brother?"
"First, the president has a subjective existence; second, even if it hadn't been for the incident that happened just now, there is no more than 0% chance that the president would not go to London." Hart counted carefully on his fingers, "
But thirdly, don’t forget that there is Zajia, Eunuch Hart, a veteran in love, with a monthly salary of 10,000. I am not bragging, I want to take action, the president must be the grandson in the palm of Tathagata Buddha, I will tie up the president directly
When I get to your bed, it’s time for you to perform. Junior brother, the majesty of a man makes the president nestle in your arms like a delicate nestling."
He almost fainted, "Is there a human way?"
"Date, pick up girls, confess, propose." Hart suddenly became serious.
"Isn't it still the same thing?" Li Ze rolled his eyes and sat down on the bed.
"The reason why you don't want the president to go to London is simply that you don't want someone who is good to you to leave you again." Hart said, "Obviously, everyone will have such emotions, but we don't have that choice.
Soldiers will go to the battlefield because of their mission, and avengers will embark on the road of revenge because of hatred. Once a decision is made, it is difficult to break it. She is a beautiful girl who can dance the most beautiful dance and sing beautifully.
Song, she is still thinking about someone in her heart. As long as she forgets that person, she can make new changes. The only way is to find the murderer and kill him."
"Is that a necessary process?"
"Unless you help brainwash her!"
Li Ze was slightly startled.
"Or you can let her fall in love with you directly and shift her focus to you." Hart raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Otherwise, follow the footsteps of the president and avenge her. My junior brother, senior brother has the support
You."
"Can you help me hack into the British network?"
"Maybe I will put on this powerful armor and stand next to you, applauding and shouting for you." Hart lit a cigarette, "Everyone should go to the country they like with the person they love, where there are blue skies and white clouds.
, go to a place with sea and beach, and I don’t want a girl as beautiful as the president to die in that place...like an underground tomb."
Li Ze scratched his head and stared at Hart.
This slut has now transformed into a weather-beaten wise old man, which makes people want to kneel down and kowtow.