Seeing the Baron being so worried, the system started teasing:
[System prompt: When the mountains are high, clouds and rain will rise; when the water is deep, dragons will appear; when a gentleman is on the right path, virtue will flow!
Do you understand? A thousand-year-old tortoise, a thousand-year-old turtle, a hundred-year-old snake, gorgeously transformed into a dragon, it’s very reasonable~】
That's right, sir, let's wait and see if we can fight it! Facing such a formidable enemy, Russell didn't dare to relax, and kept his eyes on the water snake, for fear of missing its every move.
At this moment, the water snake looked down at Drasel in front of him. Usually he could only see some elementary school students with no hair. It also felt novel about this strange and handsome man.
"Hiss, hiss~" it moaned in waves.
[Water Snake: I haven’t seen an adult man in hundreds of years, but I’m so suffocated~]
"What's the matter? The meat of adult men is not as fresh and tender as that of primary school students. They taste so delicious! You have such bad taste," the baron replied.
This surprised the water snake, and it couldn't help but wonder: "Hiss?"
[Water Snake: A mere mortal, a mediocre human being, can actually understand what this demon says?]
"From your tone, it sounds like you look down on humans? But the witch Xiao Yanzi who was able to control you before is also a human, isn't she?"
"hiss……"
[Water Snake: When we first met, you mentioned that girl who disturbed my pleasure. You are such a boring man...]
Russell had imagined before that maybe the water snake and the little swallow were good partners. It was even possible that they had a master-servant relationship. Maybe he could avoid a war by using the name of the little swallow.
Seeing that the relationship between Water Snake and Little Swallow is not harmonious, it seems that mentioning her will backfire.
However, the Baron still decided to attack the heart first. The huge difference in stature really made people dare not to fight rashly.
So he continued to talk:
"Well... Water Snake, do you think this is good? I don't want to be your enemy. If you are willing not to hurt the teachers and students in this college in the future, I am also willing to do something for you. This is fair, right?
."
"Hiss!" Unexpectedly, these words made the water snake even more furious, and the situation worsened.
[Water Snake: Fair! Harmful! Are you qualified to mention this matter to me!? I have been imprisoned in this lake by the academy for hundreds of years!] After hearing the words of Water Snake, the system secretly communicated with the Baron in its heart:
[System prompt: God, I can't imagine the pain. Baron, I have been in your body for several months, and I already feel worse than dead.]
System, you sound like I'm mistreating you. Wouldn't it be nice for us to quarrel every day? But the water snake is really pitiful. It hasn't even had a companion for a hundred years.
For a moment, Russell felt pity for the water snake. Anyone who was alone for so long without freedom would go crazy.
"I'm sorry, Water Snake, please forgive me for what I just said. I don't know the true situation of the matter. Can you tell me about it?"
"hiss."
[Water Snake: Okay. You are the first person who can understand what I say. Even the witches of the past generations can only guess my intentions. I haven’t had anyone to talk to for a long time. Today you will treat me as one.
My listener.]
"Then I'm honored. By the way, my name is Russell, and I'm all ears. Water Snake, please start your performance."
"hiss……"
[Water Snake: Well, it turns out you are the Baron. Your accent is quite strange, but I like it. Listen, it’s a long story...]
As a result, the water snake essence has a long story. From the beginning of his own, it is a snake, to how to enter this lake, to how to fight with the witch and finally defeat the north to surrender, and then the dean was compressed.
Drasell listened to it, but the more he listened to the taste of "Shan Hai Jing" and "White Snake Biography" ...
Of course, the system put forward objections. The system believes that it is more like "Ghost Girl Ghost" ...
But when Water Snakes said the latter and was harassed by the dean, the baron finally couldn't sit still, and she said in anger and said:
"What do you say!? You can transform an adult shape at night !? Then the dean is greedy for your beauty. If you want to force you forcibly you, you will fight against the students!?"
"hiss."
[Water Snake: You don't have to be so surprised. When I transform an adult shape, the charm is the basic operation. After all, the dean is also a man.]
Hearing this, Draser confidently looked up and patted his chest and answered:
"Hehe, then you have never met a man like me Drasell, I never shake for beauty. This dean is really a stream of goods."
"hiss?"
[Water Snake: This is true? I have lived for a hundred years, and all men have fallen in front of me, without exception.]
"Maybe you have an exception today." The baron replied.
The water snake came proudly: "His."
[Water Snake: I don't believe it.]
This also made the baron even more interested. He teased: "Do you dare to try, anyway, it is night, you should be able to transform into a human form?"
"hiss!?"
[Water Snake: Baron, you have done something wrong. I have cultivated the water snake that has become a century -old. You are a common man, and you dare to command and order me to transform! Who gives you courage?]
"Of course, it is the courage Liang Jianru's courage ... Oh, I want to say, I'm not directing you, are you curious, will I fall under your beauty?"
"hiss."
[Water Snake: I am not curious, I have experienced at least tens of thousands of men. The previous person who said as you said is not crying and asking me not to go.]
Listening, Draser suddenly felt that there was a problem in logic and rationality. He refuted:
"Don't you say, I am the first person to understand you? Then how do you and other men communicate? Sure enough women are liar!"
"hiss!"
[Water Snake: Don't take your limited IQ and superficial experience to guess my endless potential! I can speak human language!]
The baron deliberately sneered, intending to use the excitement method, and vomited with a disdainful tone: "What you just said, I will give you now, I don’t believe it."
"His ... hiss!" Even if it was a hundred years of cultivation, I was used to the weavenly world. I did not expect that the water snake's mentality was still bad at this moment, and it was rare to get angry.
[Water Snake: Very good, very good ... Human language is so simple, how can I not learn it? Well, my mother will make you see and see today, what is a beautiful woman with a variety of styles!]
Hearing this, Drasell's heart is ecstatic, hahaha! This rare scene can finally witness.
After all, I heard so beautiful, which man did not want to miss any man. It was just the words that the water snake said, and I couldn't help making the baron uncomfortable.