Even Harry Pitt, who has seen thousands of magic and witchcraft, has never heard of the trick of animals turning into humans. He asked: "Are you telling the truth?"
Russell nodded vigorously and said categorically: "I swear, it's absolutely true. If I lie to people, I will get drunk tomorrow and be dragged to the street to do a striptease."
"Baron, my grandfather Harry Potter often said that seeing is believing. So I have to see it with my own eyes so that I can agree with what you said."
Hearing this, Russell waved his hands wildly and kept saying no, no, no.
"No! Absolutely not! Not suitable for children! You can't go and see it! If your grandfather finds out, I will be hunted down by him every day. I can't beat the legendary Harry Potter."
"I must see it! There is no way you can stop me." Strong curiosity and desire for knowledge filled Harry Pitt, who was still young at this moment.
At this time, the system started to interrupt again: [System prompt: Oops... Baron, why are you so rigid? This boy will grow up and become a man sooner or later. Can't you let him open his eyes first? 】
Go, go, come up with bad ideas, let me ask you in the system, if I take this little kid to see naked women, and his grandfather Harry Potter comes to visit me, if a fight really breaks out, will you help me?
[System prompt: What do you think of me? We are half-brothers! My brother is in trouble, why don’t I help? 】
So, when the time comes, you will lend me the divine power of the system?
[System prompt: That's not necessary. If I lend it to you, you can't beat him. If his grandfather Harry Potter really comes to settle accounts with you, I will find a way for you to escape. 】
Okay, very good, very good. Log off! Russell cursed and ended the chat with the system...
Then, he looked at Harry Pitt, who was still a child, and said earnestly: "Listen, kid, you are still too young and tender. You really can't look at that thing."
"Why can't I watch?" Harry Pitt asked.
"Because...comrade, that is a naked woman. You are underage and it is not suitable for children! How many times have I told you!"
"You go over first and hand her the clothes. After she's put them on, I'll go over and take a look, okay?"
"Hey, yes...then...that's okay." Suddenly, Russell felt like a mentally retarded person whose IQ was being rubbed on the ground by the primary school student in front of him.
Even the inner system heard their conversation and started laughing wildly.
[System prompt: Hahaha, hahahaha! You had the nerve to laugh at the fact that Amo from the Giant Eagle Tribe was 250, but I think you are the one. Can’t think of such a simple thing? 】
Damn it, when did I become so stupid...Okay system, your criticism is right this time.
Russell stopped talking and went to find the water snake with his clothes.
After a while, the baron arrived near the lake, and the water snake was already waiting a little impatiently.
"I said you are a dead man and you are not an old man. Why are your hands and feet so slow? I asked you to get some clothes and you went to pray to Buddha and seek scriptures. How did you kowtow step by step?"
"Hey, water snake, what are you talking about? I brought you clothes out of kindness, so you won't choke me like that, right?"
"What's wrong with you? Bring your clothes quickly! Or do you plan to take a closer look~"
"You...here you go, you are such a rude woman...not at all like a female seductress who has been practicing for more than a hundred years."
When giving clothes to him, Russell deliberately turned his head to look away. This "polite look" was a real bonus.
At the same time, these words made the water snake become interested and asked: "Then what do you think a female fairy who has practiced for more than a hundred years should look like?"
Russell thought for a moment and replied: "Well... first of all, she must be very beautiful. You have this. Then she should be calm and calm. After all, she has seen a lot. It's not like you."
"Hahaha, but I'm just rough and brutal, don't you like it?"
"I already have someone I like."
"It doesn't matter, you will change your mind. Men are like that."
"No, I won't."
The water snake saw that he had returned to his previous serious look, and felt bored, and said: "Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to argue with you. Now that you have seen my transformation, what are you going to do next?"
Looking at the water snake in clothes, with its curvy figure and flawless face, it is so beautiful that it reaches my heart.
After thinking about it for a moment, the Baron said: "What should I do? And Water Snake, do you have a name? I keep calling you Water Snake. I feel weird."
"Call me Ruoshui Sanqiu. Let me ask you, next, are you going to help the college deal with me, or are you going to help me deal with the dean."
The baron couldn't help but feel even more strange, and asked: "Ruoshui Sanqiu, what a strange name, why do you call yourself that?"
"Hey, you, an illiterate person, have you ever heard that if the water is like water, you only need to drink it from a ladle. How beautiful~"
The baron laughed after hearing this, thinking that you are a fool, so he explained: "Damn it, that's called three thousand weak water. You only drink one ladle. You are the illiterate! You are really big-hearted and brainless..."
The water snake blinked and asked: "Is it... is it Weoshui Sanqian? What do you mean, I have been illiterate for hundreds of years?"
"To be precise, yes. But it doesn't matter. Have you ever heard of another word? If I'm wrong, I'll call you Ruoshui Sanqiu. But it's a bit hard to pronounce. I'll call you Ruoshui from now on."
Russell felt that the name Ruoshui suited her temperament and image quite well. After all, she was a water snake.
"Ruoshui... That sounds nice to me, so I'll do as you please. Now, answer my question. Are you going to help the college deal with me, or are you going to help me deal with the dean?"
After thinking for a while, Russell couldn't make a decision for a while, so he said: "How about we have dinner first. The food brought by the college is very rich. And there is a child who wants to get to know you."
If she spends her days in the lake, feeding on the underwater fish and other plankton, she likes the delicious meals that humans eat.
"Well, I haven't tasted delicious food for a long time. I hope today's meal is to my liking."
After hearing what Ruoshui said, Drasel ran to find Harry Pitt.
At this moment, Harry Pitt was also waiting for the baron's call. He was too curious about the water snake that could transform into a human.
Russell waved to him and said at the same time: "Pete, okay, the water snake has already put on clothes, you come with me."